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Chapter 1: I am betrothed to you

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"I've ordered, betrothed to you."

The drunk man on the other end of the phone stumbled when he spoke.

"What to order?" Gu Wei rubbed his eyes, endured the sleepiness, and turned on the screen of his mobile phone. The time was 4:30 in the morning.

The person on the other end of the phone snorted twice. He was too drunk, and said vaguely, "Sir, I just got you engaged. A good marriage is definitely a blessing you have cultivated in your eight lifetimes."

Gu Wei opened the curtains and looked at the dark night sky outside, feeling that he must have done a lot of bad things in his eight lifetimes.

It is as small as stealing chickens and dogs, and as big as killing people and setting fires.

In the middle of the night, did this book a ghost for him

"Dad... tell me the truth, how much did you drink?"

At 4:30 in the morning, the chicken was still dreaming, and Gu Wei didn't want to discuss this out of nowhere engagement issue with the drunk.

His father, Gu Cai, was a screenwriter. When he wrote the script, he was a mad critic, and he didn't pay attention to the outside world. Now that he has asked, he probably finished writing the one at hand, and remembered that he has a son.

"Not much, not much." Gu Cai said with a big tongue, "Just two bottles of white, mixed with some beer, smashed, Dad is happy, I finally found someone to take care of you, my colleague, you know, her son Like you, I don't like little girls either."

"Dad, stay awake." Gu Weixiao bald the flowers in the vase by the bedside. "Your son, I am a traffic star, do you understand traffic? I will be confused when it comes to love."

He is the main dancer of the popular top men's group T.ATW, a third-tier traffic star, and his traffic is not bad. He will catch a bunch of black fans.

He just relied on so little traffic to make him fall in love, that is—

Cut people's fortunes, kill their parents.

What is the difference between his father getting him engaged and committing suicide.

"You are all black powder, and it's already a paste." His father didn't eat this way.

"Black fans are also fans, who makes me unlikable." As a third-tier traffic star, Gu Wei has a clear understanding of himself, "Tell me the truth, who are you engaged to?"

Gu did not have sufficient evidence to suspect that the engagement partner did not exist at all.

"It's like, what is it called Xun." Gu Cai was drunk and couldn't remember, "It seems like a child who doesn't have a proper job. His mother said that he doesn't make much progress by playing games every day, but he's a good person."

He smokes and drinks and burns his head, but he's not a bad boy.

The logic of the drunk is touching.

"Hurry up, give me back." Gu Wei refused ruthlessly, "We have no love in traffic."

"Let's go back and chat on WeChat, beautiful love is beckoning to you~" Gu Cai's voice was cut off on the other end of the signal, and Gu Wei didn't hear this sentence.

Gu Wei hung up the phone, at 4:40, this beautiful love that fell from the sky made him completely unable to sleep.

It was nearly five o'clock, Gu Wei clicked on WeChat, found their group's WeChat group, and sent a few good morning greetings.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Early morning!

[Please give me money if you love me]: Be full of energy today!

Before five o'clock, naturally no one in the group paid any attention.

Gu Wei filled a glass of water, and felt more and more that he couldn't get up so early in vain, so he opened his Moments, edited a good morning, and brought a common emoji package for chatting in the group, Cheers.jpg.

Several brothers in the group were chasing a certain team's game. They became fans of the e-sports god Jiang Xun. They also organized a group to watch Jiang Xun's game. Several people posted Jiang Xun's emojis in the group all day long, and Gu Wei followed suit. Lots of emojis.

I've probably been single for a long time, and looking at an emoji package makes me look pretty.

Gu Wei doesn't watch much of the game. He has been there a few times with the brothers in the group, and he doesn't know much about Jiang Xun. He can only say that he knows him, but he likes Jiang Xun's emoji very much. use.

"Morning bugs get eaten by birds, hum."

With the picture, Jiang Xun is angry and hates people.jpg.

"Brother." Someone chatted with him privately, "Wake up so early?"

This is Chi Yunkai, who is also a fringe member in the group.

[Please give me money if you love me]: My dad committed suicide to send his marriage, and I can't sleep.

[Shou De Yun Kai sees the moon cake]: Then don't sleep, my brother will show you something exciting.

[Love me please give me money]: What's exciting

Chi Yunkai threw a screenshot of Weibo's hot search over there.

Gu Wei quit WeChat, opened Weibo, and sure enough, he and Chi Yunkai were on the hot search side by side.

#Guwei's sense of variety##Chi Yunkai grabs the c position#

That's a thrill, and it's a stone hammer.

Gu Wei has also been scolded for grabbing the C position. He was not curious about this, so he opened his own hot search. The top one was a video clip of the just-aired variety show "Wandering Together". .

That is a variety show that Gu Wei has been recording recently.

In the video, seven guests from the wandering group came to the streets of the ancient town in Jiangnan. They had no money and needed to complete the task to get the food. Gu Wei's task was to learn embroidery with an old grandmother in the ancient town.

In this clip, he buckled the embroidery on the table with his backhand, and ran out of the studio under the surprised eyes of the old man.

Later text: It's too difficult, cry.jpg.

After the latest episode of the variety show was broadcast, this episode was immediately caught by Gu Wei's black fans. The whole network criticized him for his low quality and disrespect for the elderly. The hard-working netizens forgot the hardships of 996 and worked overtime all night to slap Gu Wei. Hot search.

Netizen 1: You look at him like that. When I was a child, I was afraid that I didn't do any work, and I didn't endure hardship. Is embroidery so difficult

Netizen 2: Bah, just relying on the popularity of the draft, sooner or later, it will be lost!

Netizen 3: When will T.ATW be disbanded, our captain Fu Zhi, let's go solo, I don't want to see Gu Wei's unsatisfactory dragging down my brother.

Among the scolding, there were also a few small fans of Gu Weijia.

Netizen 4: The problem of filming, there may be some special reasons. He is usually a very polite person, so editing can easily lead to misunderstanding. My brother is very warm, please don't misunderstand him.

Netizen 5: Xiao Kawai has just turned 18 years old. He still doesn't understand many things. We apologize and please be tolerant to Weiwei.

But this small group of fans who spoke for Gu Wei were immediately scolded by angry netizens to the point of losing themselves.

Netizen 7: Passers-by, but Gu Wei's approach is really unpleasant, fans are scolded obediently, don't wash the floor there, it's very popular with passers-by.

Netizen 8: That's right, I didn't say, what did the show crew of "Wandering" think at the beginning, did they like the traffic on Gu Wei? Gu Wei really doesn't have a sense of variety show.

This clip posted by a big V has been forwarded and commented on tens of thousands of times, and the fact that Gu Wei has no sense of variety show has become a hot search.

Gu Wei closed the Weibo interface and was completely awake. He got up and went to wash. The eyes of the person in the mirror were red, obviously due to lack of sleep. After he washed and dressed, he just received a call from his manager, Sister Zhao, when he returned to the bed.

"Wake up?" Sister Zhao said briefly, "Have you seen the hot search?"

"Wake up, Sister Zhao." Gu Wei's voice was slightly nasal, "I'm sorry."

The child's voice was soft and temperamental, and Zhao Ya's stomach full of fire could not be released in an instant: "The car is downstairs in the dormitory, you hurry up, the shooting time for the magazine cover is an hour earlier, Mu Yue Waiting for you in the car."

"Well, I see, thank you Sister Zhao." Gu Wei looked at the mirror, simply scratched his hair, put on a coat, and rushed downstairs.

The studio where the magazine was filmed was by the river, a nanny car was parked by the building, two people with sunglasses came down, and a line of bodyguards followed behind them.

"Brother, don't you have to train today?" Jiang Ying took off his sunglasses.

Jiang Xun shook his head: "No, I just finished the game last week. Tomorrow the team will go to Europe for a vacation. There is an exclusive interview with a professional player here today."

Jiang Xun, the captain of TMW, the star team of the FPS game "Code" professional competition, led the team to achieve a number of honors in the professional league.

Jiang Xun's interview location had to pass by the magazine's studio. Filming was taking place in the studio. Jiang Xun originally planned to go around intently, but he heard his younger brother Jiang Ying tut strangely.

Jiang Xun: "?"

"Three o'clock." Jiang Ying pointed to the front, "See, that's my opposite home, and there are more black materials than me."

Jiang Ying has a partner, Jiang Xun knows it, but he is busy with the team's affairs on weekdays, and the entertainment industry is torn apart, so it has little to do with him. Since they bumped into them today, Jiang Xun followed the direction Jiang Ying pointed.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun stopped.

The "opposite home" mentioned by the younger brother is currently filming the cover of an e-sports magazine. The little star is wearing a camouflage uniform, with two oil paints on his face, leaning on an armored car, carrying a sniper gun prop on his shoulders, Various cameras around him kept flashing at him.

Jiang Xun's first impression was that this little star's eyelashes were quite long, which made the original peach blossom eyes a little more charming, good-looking but not tacky, with delicate lips, and the slightly raised corners of the mouth looked very good.

The little star looked at the camera and carried the heavy-looking prop gun on her back, trying her best to be "sharp" according to the photographer's request.

In Jiang Xun's view, little stars are not only not fierce, but also fierce.

"You're promising." Jiang Xun raised the corners of his lips, "Are underage children your right home?"

"Is it eighteen years and one month old?" Jiang Ying, the irritable brother, was not convinced. "It's all post-00s. He just looks small, so he usually looks good, and he has more black stuff than me."

Jiang Xun was noncommittal.

"What's his name?" Jiang Xun asked casually.

"Gu Wei, Gu in retrospect, Wei in the future." Jiang Ying said, "I went to take pictures, and I was actually ranked behind my opponent."

Gu Wei's eyes were too familiar, making Jiang Xun think of a game from a long time ago.

At that time, their team had just won seven consecutive victories, and the teammate pointed to a person in the audience to show him—

"That kid has been here a few times, staring at you all the time. He's your fan, right?"

The child wore a hat and a mask, and wrapped himself tightly. Only those eyes that were exposed were so beautiful that Jiang Xun stared at the audience for a long time.

Those eyes, Jiang Xun has never forgotten.

Seeing that his brother didn't move for a long time, Jiang Ying retreated, pointed at Gu Wei, and made a conclusion: "So, brother, remember this face, this is your brother and I, Jiang Ying's opponent, opponent. What is it, from now on in the entertainment industry, either he died or I died."

Jiang Xunruo nodded, "You die."

Jiang Ying was stunned, and pointed to himself with horror: "Am I dead?"

Who is your brother

"Unfortunately, I have to wrong you." Jiang Xun raised his chin in the direction of Gu Wei, "That kid seems to be my fan, and I protect the fan."

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