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Chapter 16: Hot search again

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Jiang Xun: "…"

Ten years ago, Jiang Xun was a smug second-year middle-aged boy. Every day, he pretended to be a cigarette with his finger biscuits, and looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle every day.

When posting this Weibo, Jiang Xun was arguing with his family about going to the youth training. The thirteen-year-old boy was persevering and stubborn, but in the face of the doubts of the people around him, he was somewhat confused.

I don't know if I'm lonely or not, but the confusion is real.

This Weibo was so old that even Jiang Xun himself forgot.

Everyone has a black history, but not everyone's black history will be pulled out to the public.

Gu Wei went down with a shovel, and the black history was unearthed and saw the light of day again.

There was no movement on Gu Wei's side, and the likes and screenshots were wildly spread by night owl netizens on major social platforms, and there were signs of bad things.

Gu Wei is black and red, and the fans are at least tens of millions. A wave of inquiries from fans and the spread of a wave of passers-by, a screenshot of black history likes overwhelmingly swept the entire Weibo.

Sure enough, 20 minutes later, professional player Jiang Xun, after the world champion and variety show passer-by, landed on the hot search again—

#Jiangxun Lonely#

This kind of hot search, at a glance, makes people particularly want to click in.

So five minutes later, the word "new" next to the hot search became "boiling".

Jiang Ying was already laughing and screaming in the living room.

"I told you to stay away from him. You said that you protect the powder, quack quack." The pig's call changed to the goose's call, "I let you protect the powder, and the opponent is a little white-eyed wolf."

"嚯嚯 嚯 嚯 嚯 嚯 hahahaha." The geese called became a chicken again.

Jiang Ying turned the living room into a zoo.

Jiang Xun: "…"

Is it an offense to force someone into a corner and tease him with the name of a little daughter-in-law

But things are not over, this is just the beginning.

Jiang Xun's teammates are all the kings of staying up late. After hearing the news, they came one by one and followed Gu Wei's Weibo. One person gave the "loneliness" a like, and each made a dog head in the comments. The four of them were neatly picked up by netizens who eat melons.

It was one o'clock in the morning, and Jiang Xun's mobile phone alert sounded non-stop, and the team's QQ group was very lively. The four teammates lined up neatly and sent late-night greetings to their captain.

[TMW-SK]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely? Light a cigarette.jpg

[TMW-Big Pineapple]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely? Light a cigarette.jpg

[TMW-Xiongzai]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely? Light a cigarette.jpg

[TMW-West]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely? Light a cigarette.jpg

A few people didn't care whether Jiang Xun saw or not, and chatted on their own.

[TMW-SK]: Captain, your cool and handsome character has collapsed. It's over. In the future pre-match trash talk session, will Jiang Xun's deterrent effect still work

[TMW-SK]: As expected of the captain, I know a lot. I knew I was lonely right after graduating from elementary school.

[TMW-SK]: Hanhan Evolution.jpg

[TMW-Xiongzai]: Hahahahaha, this is either a diehard fan or a big enemy. It's too fierce, and it directly exposes the old bottom of our search for gods. Now everyone knows that Jiang Xun, who was not good in their game, was a fool ten years ago.

[TMW-Big Pineapple]: Gu Wei? I remember, this is not the little star who was bullied by the boss last time, the one who was on the hot search, I am afraid that it is not a special revenge hahahahaha, this trick is too cruel.

[TMW-Big Pineapple]: I think he has watched Jiang Xun's game, is he a fan? Do you want to force the search for the god grass powder? Hahaha.

[TMW-West]: Friends, why do I think this is true love.

[TMW-Xiongzai]: How do Xige say this

[TMW-West]: Based on our brotherhood with Jiang Xun, will we go to discover his Weibo from ten years ago in the middle of the night

[TMW-Xiongzai]: It makes sense.

The hand speed of professional players has been fully experienced at this moment. Several people took out the hand speed water group that beat people on the field, and the water reached 999+ in minutes.

[TMW-Xun]: Noisy.

System prompt: TMW-Xun has left the group chat.

[TMW-SK]: I ran, the boss ran, hahahaha.

[TMW-West]: Guys, based on my years of intuition, these two are tricky.

[TMW-SK]: Xi Ge Niu Pi, can you see this

[TMW-West]: Yes, do you want to take a gamble

Jiang Xun opened the chat interface with Gu Wei, the page was silent, and the person involved seemed to be completely unaware that he had provoked a storm.

The netizens on Weibo also exploded. Jiang Xun's Weibo ten years ago was forwarded tens of thousands of times in less than an hour, with nearly 10,000 comments, and various kinds-

Netizen 1: God Xun, that third-tier star has started to steal your popularity again, but he is trying to catch you.

Netizen 2: My fan's professional player turned out to have this style of painting ten years ago. Don't be lonely, man, grass fan, I can't wait.

Netizen 3: I'm Gu Wei's little hedgehog. We Weiwei didn't necessarily do it on purpose. It should be because of slippery hands. It's too late for Weiwei to finish work tonight. He's probably already asleep at this time. God apologized. Let's apologize to Jiang Xun for Weiwei first! kneel down.jpg

Netizen 4: Don't wash upstairs, is it interesting for fans to criticize? Hand skating can go up to ten years ago. How long is this hand? Your family Gu Wei is very scheming. After the variety show has passed, he is still worried about it, and he specially came to archaeologically turn over the dark history of Jiang Xun.

Netizen 5: Yes, Gu Wei just can't deal with the opponent, so he has come to deal with the opponent's brother.

Netizen 5: It's been ten years, has the lonely search waited until the lonely you? [Doraemon Surprised.jpg]

Netizen 6: Shit, why should I do hot searches before going to bed? Now that I'm laughing, how can I go to work tomorrow

Jiang Xun's girlfriend fans are confessing, and technical fans are laughing wildly.

Gu Wei's sister fans are protecting their cubs, and black fans are dancing.

There is also a group of passers-by who constantly delete other people's hahaha in the forwarding editor and replace it with their own hahaha.

The culprit who stirred up a bloody storm was lying on the bed in his room, holding the phone in one hand and the pillow in the other, and slept darkly.

There were two people lying by the door of Gu Wei's room.

"Did he sleep?" Shi Xinyan lowered her voice.

"I seem to be asleep, but I didn't turn off the light." Chi Yunkai lay on the ground and looked into the crack of the door, "I knew it."

"Let him sleep." Shi Xinyan said, "You wake him up now, he won't be able to sleep tonight."

The captain, Fu Zhi, lived in middle-aged and old age, and fell asleep when he came back. Luo Chenxuan came out to get water before going to bed. He passed by the door of Gu Wei's room holding a cup with sleepy eyes, but he didn't see two people lying on the ground.

Luo Chenxuan stumbled on someone's leg, and the boiling water in the cup was poured on the two people's butts.

Chi Yunkai: "?"

Shi Xin said, "Grass, it's hot."

In the room, Gu Wei's mobile phone vibrated twice. In the deep sleep under the influence of the drug, Gu Wei frowned in dissatisfaction, let go of the mobile phone, pushed it to the bedside, and the mobile phone fell on the floor.

The phone screen lights up, showing the latest received message—

[100,000 volts]: See you tomorrow.

This hot search brought 100,000 points of fun to the boring life of netizens, and the popularity remained high until the morning.

The alarm clock in the early morning woke Gu Wei from his sleep. Gu Wei rubbed his eyes, feeling that he hadn't slept so well in a long time.