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Chapter 2: People are stupid and money is a lot of money

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The interview Jiang Xun accepted here was mainly about the World Championship that their team had just won. In the last World Championship, their team had overcome difficulties all the way, won glory for the country, and won the championship.

After returning to China, the interviews about the team have never stopped.

This magazine has always wanted to do an exclusive interview with Jiang Xun, but this time, it was only through a relationship that it successfully invited Jiang Xun.

"What are your plans for Xun Shen next?" asked the person in charge of the interview at the magazine.

"Our team has a one-week vacation. We will go to a small town in northern Europe to relax temporarily. After returning to China, we will continue to train." Jiang Xun looked at his watch without a trace, and the interview time was almost up.

"Would you like to rest for a while?"

"No." Jiang Xun said with a smile, "E-sports, the brilliance on the surface is temporary. The audience may only see the gorgeous skills and playing styles in a game, but they can't see the sweat behind the e-sports."

The interview has come to an end.

"Can I ask you a more personal question?" The magazine reporter who interviewed Jiang Xun nervously glanced at the interview task the editor-in-chief had just sent him, and asked uncertainly.

"You said." Jiang Xun motioned for her to ask.

"We heard a rumor that your family..." the reporter asked.

"It's true." Jiang Xun said generously, "It's not a secret, the one outside, the traffic star who is about to shoot the cover, I mean the one with a bad temper, it's my younger brother Jiang Ying, I say so. , you should have understood."

He was very comfortable, but the reporter was a little excited: "Then I put these in the interview eggs."

"Okay, feel free." Jiang Xun pulled the corner of his lips, and the reporter girl across from him blushed slightly.

As an e-sports player, Jiang Xun's appearance can be said to be impeccable. He is 1.87 meters tall, with perfect body proportions and handsome facial features. After all, the genes in the family are there, no matter how long they grow.

The magazine reporter looked a little excited at the information at hand.

Jiang Xun is a legend. This is not only limited to his status in the e-sports industry, but also reflected in his family background. His father is the actor Jiang Zheng, and his mother is the famous screenwriter Song Jingxi.

A person who was supposed to be a big hit in the entertainment industry, chose a more difficult path and walked out of fame.

"Thank you for participating in our interview." The little reporter thanked with a blushing face.

"You're welcome." Jiang Xun asked, "Why are there two people shooting the cover this time, are you planning to cover it for both?"

"No." The supervisor heard his question and explained, "Jiang Ying is yours for this issue, Gu Wei is for the next issue."

When Jiang Xun went out, Gu Wei seemed to have already left. Only Jiang Ying was filming in the studio. Jiang Xun waved at Jiang Ying and left first.

Gu Wei returned to the dormitory and just received a call from the manager.

"Sister Zhao, what's the matter?" Gu Wei opened the call.

"The hot search company paid you to withdraw it, let me tell you." Sister Zhao has a business attitude, "Remember to go to the airport tomorrow, the recording of the fifth issue of "Wandering Together" is about to start, and the location is temporarily changed to Northern Europe. In a small town, you perform better, it doesn't matter if you don't have a sense of variety show, but you can't have a second time like the last time to attract hackers."

"Okay, not anymore." Gu Wei heard what to do.

Sister Zhao spoke quickly, "Well, you pay more attention recently, don't go on the hot search again, the company will not help you to withdraw from the hot search this month, and you will solve the problem yourself."

"I know Sister Zhao." Gu Weiman agreed, "I promise not to cause trouble, and I won't be in this issue again."

The broker hung up the phone, and a busy tone came from the receiver.

Gu Wei was still a little worried, so he opened Weibo.

Sure enough, the hot search in the morning has been withdrawn, and the scolding has gradually subsided.

He carefully opened up Jiang Ying's Weibo account. Since the company gave him an endorsement that Jiang Ying liked last year, Jiang Ying has been taking him seriously.

Every time the two are in the same frame, fans must fight, and this time, the magazine ranked his shooting in front of Jiang Ying, making Jiang Ying wait for a while, Gu Wei really wanted to see if Jiang Ying had any reason for it. This is a joke.

However, no.

The latest on this irascible old man's Weibo is a selfie posted by Jiang Ying three days ago. It was calm and nothing happened.

Jiang Ying, who has always had a bad temper, actually gave this loss to a mouthful.

In the Jiang family's small villa in H city, Jiang Ying is complaining to his mother.

"Mom, do you know what the right family is?" Jiang Ying's brows were dancing, "The so-called right family, if there is me without him, if there is him without me, the fan position must be torn up, the endorsement must be torn apart, and the resources must be torn apart. In terms of details, then It's not that I can't lose at all, it's not that I'm stingy, or that I'm afraid of being popular with him, it's the dignity of a man. In the end, my brother is better, turning his elbows out, saying a word of protection, and don't let me post on Weibo. "

"You have to post on Weibo for every big thing, just say how many people you have offended since you became popular, and you have to remove your hot search after you post it at home. All your black stuff is caused by your violent temper. Yes." Jiang Xun said, "Don't go out and say that you are the son of actor Jiang Zheng."

Song Jingxi had a headache when she was yelled at: "Aunt Zhang made butter crab, just eat it on the table."

Jiang Ying ran away, and the living room was finally quiet, leaving only Jiang Xun and his mother Song Jingxi.

"How's it going?" Song Jingxi began to ask about Jiang Xun's current situation.

"Very good." Jiang Xun heard too much about this question, and he answered it smoothly, "The team is on the rise and just won a world championship."

"Who asked you about the game?" Song Jingxi had a headache. "What about feelings? Is there something you like?"

"No." Jiang Xun spread his hands, "I've been staring at the few people in the team all day, and I can't see what flowers are coming, and where can I find the right time."

"I knew you were going to say that." Song Jingxi scolded, "I'll find it for you, find a good child who can live a good life."

"Don't." Jiang Xun quickly refused, "You don't know that I don't..."

"I don't like girls, it's a big deal." Song Jingxi has been in the entertainment industry for a long time, and she has seen a lot of wind and waves. "Mom knows what it is. I heard them say that you have a small sexual orientation. Everyone, it's better to make plans earlier. I know a screenwriter's kid who is very good. I've seen it once, and he looks good. Hearing his father say, his sexual orientation is the same as you. "

"I..." Jiang Xun wanted to say that it's not just one person who likes the same sex.

Song Jingxi snatched his words again: "Don't refute first, I'll give you the child's WeChat, you add it first, let's chat, if it's suitable, Mom will get you engaged first, don't rush to get married, make an appointment first Come down and talk."

Before Jiang Ying had finished eating a crab, Jiang Xun had already started to miss him.

Jiang Xun refused, but got the WeChat business card of "good boy" from his mother.

[Love me please call me], the name seems kind of special.

"Remember to add him." Song Jingxi urged, "His dad has greeted him. He knows you will add him, so let's talk first."

"Got it." Jiang Xun had a headache.

"Ah, that's right." Song Jingxi remembered something and said mysteriously, "Come on, let me give you a photo so that you can enjoy your eyes first."

Jiang Xun was speechless: "I'm so thirsty that I want to face a photo..."

His words came to an abrupt end, because he clicked on the photo sent by Song Jingxi—

It was the little boy he had seen during the day, and it seemed like the Gu Wei of his fans.

Coincidentally.

In the photo, Gu Wei is wearing a white shirt at home, without makeup, looking clean and refreshing in the sun. This photo seems to have been taken. The people in the photo are showing a kind of laziness that has not yet been hidden, and there is a slight surprise in Gu Wei's eyes.

Jiang Xun was silent.

Song Jingxi is right, Gu Wei like this is really eye-catching.

The main dancer in the group, Gu Wei Rapper Chi Yunkai, was dragged to the toilet of the dormitory and whispered.

"What's the matter?" Gu Wei asked, "So mysterious."

"I feel like we're going to get together sooner or later."

Gu Wei: "???"

How to speak.

"It's just the last hot search, I'm used to being scolded, don't worry too much." Gu Wei tried to persuade his teammates.

"Don't worry." Chi Yunkai lowered his voice, "It's not the issue of hot searches, it's me who developed new money-making skills."

"Didn't your sponsor give you money recently?" Gu Wei lowered his voice.

"Don't mention the sponsor." Chi Yunkai said, "I'm self-reliant, I set up an online store."

Gu Wei: "What are you selling?"

"Selling services, boosting games, and doing daily tasks, one of my classmates set up a power-training group and asked me to help attract customers." Chi Yunkai said, "Come on, my brother will tell you the details. "

Before the details were revealed, Chi Yunkai was called away by a phone call from the broker.

Before Chi Yunkai left, he left Gu Wei with a great and arduous task—

Chi Yunkai: "I'm going to make an announcement now. When a big client is coming, I'll ask him to add you directly. You can help me introduce the business to him."

Gu Wei: "Big client?"

Chi Yunkai: "Yes, elementary school students, people are stupid and rich. The avatar and WeChat name are relatively naive. You can tell it's him at a glance."

Chi Yunkai: "Speak politely to major clients and have a better attitude."

Chi Yunkai: "If there is something he doesn't understand about our package, you can explain it to him. The content is all on the notebook. Be sure to help me take the first order from the studio. Whether it's a good start or not depends on you. yes."

Gu Wei: "Okay, okay."

They are all members of the same group. Although I don't know why the rapper in my group wants to take over the sideline to engage in power leveling, Gu Wei will still help.

Chi Yun opened for business, Gu Wei opened a choreography video, and he didn't wait for the news of the big client until the video was finished.

After he finished washing, he got himself a glass of water, took medicine, and was in a drowsy state when the screen of his mobile phone suddenly lit up.

[100,000 Volts] Apply to add you as a friend.

The avatar is a Pikachu, and there is no verification message.

Gu Wei's eyes lit up and he lifted his spirits.

When I came, I knew at a glance that it was a major client of Chi Yunkai's primary school students.

People are stupid and have many ways to go wild.