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Chapter 20: The grass figurine is wrong

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The two follow-ups seemed to know Jiang Xun, they held hands, and under Gu Wei's eager eyes, they walked away.

"Don't, the emoji has a history of playing hooligans." Gu Wei sat on the floor and shouted in the direction of the door.

The two people's follow-up shot issued merciless ridicule outside the door.

"Get up, it's cold on the ground." Jiang Xunchong reached out his hand to Gu Wei.

Gu Wei blinked, handed his hand to Jiang Xun, and stood up from the ground.

"Does it hurt?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei: "Huh?"

Following Jiang Xun's gaze, he realized what Jiang Xun was asking, so he blushed slightly and shook his head.

"That's good." Jiang Xun said, "It's convenient for us to settle accounts."

Although Jiang Xun was repeatedly told by his family not to bully Gu Wei, every time he saw Gu Wei, he couldn't help but want to tease. And this time, it was Gu Wei who sent it to the door himself, giving him a chance to bully others.

When Jiang Xun met Gu Wei a few days ago, the little friend dyed his hair pink and was very arrogant. Today was probably to record a variety show. Gu Wei's hair was dyed back to black again, and his makeup was very light. Gu Wei originally He was young and had a small skeleton, and his well-behaved black hair made him look like a thin boy.

Children are so good when they don't cause trouble, Jiang Xun can't bear to settle accounts.

Gu Wei was a little uneasy under Jiang Xun's gaze, so he took the initiative to say, "Brother, I was wrong."

He was taken by Jiang Xun to the chair in the school doctor's office, and sat down on his shoulders, as if he was about to settle accounts.

He heard these words a little familiar to him, as if he had promised not long ago that he would never cause trouble again.

After all, since the inexplicable engagement, he has started making mistakes one after another.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Xun looked at him with interest.

Gu Wei is often hacked. Pressing his head is the best way to admit his mistakes. He immediately broke his fingers and began to repent: "I shouldn't swipe your Weibo, I shouldn't swipe to like, I shouldn't like it after canceling it, I shouldn't like it. It disappears after that, you shouldn’t run away after discovering a mistake, you shouldn’t not reply to WeChat.”

Gu Wei recognized everything he could recognize, and then looked at Jiang Xun with a look of praise.

Jiang Xun said with a stern face: "It's not right."

"Ah?" Gu Wei didn't wait for the praise, and was a little overwhelmed.

Jiang Xun reminded: "You smashed my Weibo, 10 years ago, and you liked it, but you didn't even give me a follow?"

The child also said that it was his own fan.

Gu Wei: "…"

I get it.

He almost forgot that he had previously given himself a character design for Jiang Xunfen.

As an e-sports fan of Jiang Xun, how can you not pay attention to the idol's Weibo.

Since it's a fan, it can't be said to be a black history of stealing people, it's called the mental journey of looking up to idols.

"I see." Gu Wei corrected it when he made a mistake, "I'll order it for you when the show is finished recording."

"What else?" Jiang Xun was unyielding.

"Also?" Gu Wei was dumbfounded, "How about I send you another Weibo to clarify it for you."

He has been on the cusp of the storm all the year round. He is familiar with various Weibo cleaning routines, and he even thought about the copywriting—

[Hello everyone, I'm Gu Wei, your good friend of Xun Shen, he is really not lonely, thank you for your concern, please pay more attention to our Jiang Xun's game, he really works hard. ]

He can also order gifts, like every Weibo post of the emoji package over the years, and send him the C position to stand out.

After all, the fan personality cannot collapse.

"What are you thinking about, and want to make my dark history popular?" Jiang Xun could see what he was thinking at a glance.

Gu Wei: "…"

Gu Wei: "No, absolutely not."

"Brother, recording the show, for the sake of me being your diehard fan, why don't we be private." Gu Wei was the one who slipped, so he was really guilty about this.

Jiang Xunhu fans, this is really good.

Although he can only be regarded as Jiang Xun's emoji fan at most, he doesn't understand anything about e-sports.

But it doesn't matter, fans don't need exams.

"Okay." Jiang Xun smiled, "How do you want to be private."

Obviously it was just a normal question, but Gu Wei inexplicably thought of the scene where Jiang Xun blocked him in the corner and called him his little daughter-in-law in the dressing room backstage that day.

So Gu Wei blushed involuntarily.

The big hooligan won't, still thinking about the new year, right

But he has divorced.

"Why are you blushing all of a sudden?" Jiang Xun immediately noticed his change, "What do you think of something that is not suitable for children?"

Gu Wei quickly retorted: "I didn't…"

Jiang Xun deliberately lowered his voice: "It's okay, I don't mind at all, you can be as private as you want."

Gu Wei: "I don't mind!!"

"How about..." Gu Wei racked his brains and finally came up with a proposal, "I also let you see me ten years ago?"

Ten years ago, Gu Wei was an eight-year-old kid, a 24k pure primary school student, who was stupid and didn't have much money.

Jiang Xun is probably not uncommon, right

Gu Wei had already started to think about the feasibility of having a new year and selling one's body, but Jiang Xun nodded thoughtfully, "Also."

Gu Wei escaped.

"Let's record the show first, and let me watch it when you have time. You were ten years ago." Jiang Xun didn't want to bully people too much, so he reached out to Gu Wei.

Gu Wei grabbed Jiang Xun's hand, followed Jiang Xun's footsteps, and bent his lips behind Jiang Xun.

The big hooligan is not as bad as he thought.

"I'll give you my love for nothing." Gu Wei whispered behind Jiang Xun, thinking that Jiang Xun didn't hear or see the smile in Jiang Xun's eyes.

The morning fog gradually dissipated, and the scenery on the campus became clear. Gu Wei followed behind Jiang Xun, and suddenly felt relieved for no reason.

He couldn't understand this feeling for a while, so he chose to leave it behind.

The follow-up of the two kept up with their pace, and the show continued to be recorded. Gu Wei and Jiang Xun walked downstairs to find the remaining variety show guests.

The two people who put aside their personal grievances for the time being get along fairly well.

"I have a question." Gu Wei was puzzled for a long time.

Jiang Xun smiled: "You said."

"I'm an ordinary school uniform." Gu Wei tugged at his neatly dressed school uniform, "Why am I a school bully?"

Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei in front of him. Indeed, in a regular school uniform and soft black hair, Gu Xiaobao looked like a well-behaved student who had not graduated yet, not like the school bully that the program team arranged for him. —

Except for the back of the children's school uniform, the program team posted a big "bad" word.

"What are you laughing at?" Gu Wei was alert.

"Nothing." Jiang Xun returned to his serious appearance.

In the past, when recording variety shows, Gu Weiduo felt bored, and his reaction was half a beat slower, but today is completely different. Because he was worried about the emoji, he almost focused all of his attention on Jiang Xun. It made him feel the fun of variety shows for the first time, and he was willing to take the initiative to think about the holes the show team dug for the guests.

"There should be no more guests in the teaching building." Gu Wei analyzed.

The program group will increase the difficulty of the game and will not let the guests be distributed in the same place.

Jiang Xun agreed: "Let's go out and see."

However, they were stopped by the staff of the program team downstairs in the teaching building: "It is class time now, only the school doctor can go out, and the students are not allowed to go out."

Gu Wei suddenly realized that the meaning of role-playing is reflected here.

Then what should I do? He can't be trapped in this teaching building forever.

"If you answer all three questions correctly, you can leave here." The staff member said, "The questions are all about our guests. It's not difficult. Do you want to try?"

"Try." Gu Wei cheered up.

The staff took out the question card and started a quick question and answer—

Staff: "No. 1 pop song this spring?"

The question was simple, and Gu Wei's eyes lit up.

"Invisible" by Qian Yining."

Staff: "The new drama to be released next month, with two male protagonists, is the subject of criminal investigation..."

The question was simple, and Gu Wei's eyes lit up.

"Becco's No Tomorrow, I know this!"

The dawn of victory is just around the corner.

Staff: "Last question, what is the total number of eliminations for MVP Jiang Xun in the World Championship just ended in the FPS game "Code"?"

The question was simple, and Jiang Xun's eyes lit up.

As long as he is a fan of Jiang Xun, it is impossible not to know the answer to this question.

Gu Wei: "…"

Gu Wei's eyes went black.