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Chapter 32: Dirty adults

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Gu Wei lay on the sofa in the dormitory, swiped his phone all night, and couldn't find a suitable gift for Jiang Xun.

"What are you struggling with?" Captain Fu Zhi asked as he passed by, "You smashed the fluff of the pillow all over the place."

"Pick gifts for people." Gu Wei said truthfully.

Fu Zhi was very clear: "Is that the friend you gave the duck to last time?"

Gu Wei: "...Yes."

"Why didn't you send it later?" Luo Chenxuan usually went out to get boiled water before going to bed. He heard the two chatting while passing the living room, and naturally followed the topic.

"Later... he didn't seem very happy." Gu Wei thought of the scene where Jiang Xun pressed his legs and spanked the other day, and couldn't help blushing.

"Weiwei." Luo Chenxuan looked at the youngest member dumbfoundedly, "Think about it for yourself, if the other party gave you that, would you be happy?"

upside down

Gu Wei was stunned, if it was the other way around, Jiang Xun would have someone give him a new year.

Gu Wei: "…"

Just thinking about it makes me feel a little lost and a little angry, as if Jiang Xun was sending him away at will, and Jiang Xun didn't care about him.

However, why does he care, Jiang Xun cares about him or not.

Why does he have such a feeling

"Do you understand?" The other two couldn't laugh or cry, "Brother, your brain circuit is absolutely amazing."

Luo Chenxuan: "Are you going to pick a gift to apologize?"

Gu Wei nodded.

Luo Chenxuan suggested: "Then you might as well ask the person close to the other party, it may be easier to pick it up."

Gu Wei searched Jiang Xun's close people in his mind, and finally the figure of the opposite family appeared in his mind.

OK, that's him.

In the studio of the Binjiang Building, Gu Wei said the last line to the camera and completed a series of endorsement shots.

"Brother Gu Wei has worked hard." The endorser stuffed Gu Wei with two packs of chocolates that Gu Wei had just endorsed.

"Thank you." Gu Wei politely thanked the people in the working group.

"Weiwei, wait a moment in the lounge here. Sister Zhao asked me to negotiate with the commodity side about the contract." Mu Yue said.

"Okay, I'll wait for you here." The air in the lounge was a little stuffy, Gu Wei leaned against the railing, waiting for Mu Yue to come back.

When he was free, Gu Wei thought about the gift again.

He opened the dialog box of [Dirty Adult]. He originally wanted to type, but then he remembered Jiang Xun's previous reply, so Gu Wei gave up typing, changed his voice, and called the other party "brother" .

[Love me, please give me money]: Good afternoon, the training is hard.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Pour tea.jpg.

[Dirty Adult]: Why are you so good and sensible today

The new note to Jiang Xungai, Gu Wei didn't get used to it for a while, staring at the phone screen and laughed.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Brother, have you thought about it, what exactly are you missing

[Please give me money if you love me]: Don't say fiancée.

[Dirty adults]: There is no daughter-in-law who can call her husband in bed.

[Dirty Adult]: Call to hear

Gu Wei: "…"

"What are you giggling at the railing?"

A voice suddenly came from behind him.

Gu Wei was startled, and instinctively blocked half of the WeChat chat interface with his hands.

The opposite family appeared behind him.

"Why are you here?" Gu Wei asked.

"Record the show." Jiang Ying spread his hands, "The kind of stage variety show that you can't get."

Jiang Ying glanced at Gu Wei's mobile phone screen, but did not see the head of the person who was chatting with Gu Wei, but saw the person's name—

Dirty adults.

And some chat content that is obviously inappropriate for children.

Jiang Ying's gaze on Gu Wei also became subtle.

The opposite family is young, a year younger than him, and the scale of WeChat chatting with people is quite large.

"Tsk." Jiang Ying finished greeting his opponent and was about to leave.

"Hey, wait." Gu Wei pulled the drawstring on Jiang Ying's sweater hat.

Jiang Ying walked in such a hurry that she was almost not strangled to death by her opponent.

"You're ruthless." Jiang Ying coughed repeatedly while loosening the rope, "We haven't pinched any resources recently."

Is it to share the retribution for the black material at home

"I'm sorry, sorry." Gu Wei quickly apologized, and before Jiang Ying was about to leave, he quickly asked the question he had prepared for a long time, "Your brother, does Jiang Xun have anything he lacks, or wants?"

Jiang Ying stopped.

"What do you care about my brother?" Jiang Ying said to himself, "It's strange, why is my brother..."

"What's wrong with your brother?" Gu Wei was a little nervous for no reason.

"My brother is fine." Jiang Ying almost missed out on the black material, "My brother didn't ask anything, and didn't read anything."

Gu Wei: "?"

"Then what is your brother missing?" Gu Wei persisted and continued to ask.

"My brother..." Jiang Ying thought about it seriously, "It seems that there is really nothing missing, he has always been very clear about his goals, he knows what he wants, and how to get it. Love it, but he seems to have found it now."

Jiang Ying smiled meaningfully: "Man, you understand."

Gu Wei didn't understand. He didn't get any useful information at all. When it came to the birthday present, he finally decided to make his own decisions.

"This is for you." Gu Wei was originally holding two bags of chocolates in his hand, but now he handed one of the bags to Jiang Ying.

"Want to bribe your opponent?" Jiang Ying took the chocolate, "Let me gain weight and then rob me of resources?"

"I won't give it to you, you can give it to Jiang Xun for me." Gu Wei said.

"I won't do it." Jiang Ying walked away with the chocolate.

In the evening, in TMW's training room, Jiang Ying slumped on Jiang Xun's gaming chair, took out a bag of chocolates from his pocket, and threw it on Jiang Xun's table.

"Have you started eating sweets?" Jiang Xun asked.

"I met my opponent in Binjiang today, and I gave it to me." Jiang Ying waved his hand, "I told you not to eat it, it's for you."

Jiang Xun took the chocolate and cocked the corner of his mouth.

Little Gu started to give chocolates that he endorsed. How long will it be before Little Gu gives himself.

Jiang Ying caught a glimpse of the smile on his brother's face, shook his head, buckled the table twice, and said mysteriously: "Brother, although the two of you recorded a variety show, you have produced such an earth-shattering brother. Love, but I still think you can stay away from my opposite home."

"Why?" Jiang Xun asked.

"He's talking to people on WeChat." Jiang Ying lowered his voice.

Jiang Xun frowned: "What?"

Jiang Ying: "I saw him chatting with a 'dirty adult' today."

Jiang Ying: "This id is not a serious person when you hear it."

Jiang Ying: "I also saw this person asking him to call him husband."

Jiang Ying: "Time is running out. I didn't see what the avatar was. At first glance, it was yellow. Tsk, the avatar looks like a real person."