Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Chapter 35: The second time, this was the only thought in Gu Wei's heart at this time.

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Jiang Xun clearly saw his purpose, hugged his waist and lifted it out of the chair: "I found that you are getting more and more courageous."

The weather in early autumn was only slightly cool. Gu Weishang was wearing a white sweater. After such a toss, the misplaced white sweater could no longer cover his waist. The fair skin around his waist was so naked/exposed. In the cool air of the autumn night, Jiang Xun's fingertips inadvertently brushed it, which brought a touch of warmth.

Gu Wei's begging for mercy, when he didn't notice it, became small and soft. He patronized the mobile phone in his arms, and even the strength on Jiang Xun's hand increased slightly, but he didn't notice it at all.

The two were fighting vigorously, and when the teammates came in, they happened to take this scene into their eyes.

West: "You guys are busy first."

West: "I'll come back later."

West yelled at the next room, "Coach, why don't you train us for a while."

Gu Wei heard the voices of others, and then realized that the fight between the two just now was obviously ambiguous in the eyes of others. He was distracted a little, and the phone fell into Jiang Xun's hands. Hold his right hand and press the fingerprint key on the phone to unlock the fingerprint—

The remarks on the WeChat page, as well as the previous chat records, were exposed like this.

The remarks are dirty adults, and the avatar is the familiar Pikachu. Jiang Xun's own WeChat account is presented under his own eyes in such a way.

"Dirty adults?" Jiang Xun laughed and shook his phone screen at Gu Wei, "Then what are you?"

Gu Wei thought for a moment: "A simple adult?"

Although the two of them have the same sexual orientation, he has never had the convoluted mind of an emoji.

"Very good." Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei and commented, "The children have learned to talk back."

Just as Gu Wei was about to refute, he saw Jiang Xun stretch out his hand and squeeze his cheek.

"Change it back to me." Jiang Xun threatened.

"Change, change, change immediately." Gu Wei nodded again and again, reaching out to try to pick up his cell phone.

"Wait." Jiang Xun changed his mind, raised his hand, Gu Wei sat on the chair, couldn't reach the phone, looked up at Jiang Xun innocently.

"Sit down." Jiang Xun stretched out his other hand and pressed it on Gu Wei's shoulder, "I'll change it for you."

Gu Wei had to sit on the chair, waiting for Jiang Xun to hand the phone to him again—

He looked at the two words at the top of the screen and was almost speechless, because he was not good, well, what remarks should be changed to the emoji package, even if it was changed, it was just seen by myself.

Jiang Xun knows everything.

"This... does not conform to objective facts." Gu Wei whispered.

"Then wait for you to work harder and turn it into an objective fact." Jiang Xun said.

Gu Wei: "…"

Why is the expression pack so unreasonable.

He decided to hang on first, and then secretly changed it back when the emoji was gone.

After all, Gu Wei felt that as long as he caused trouble fast enough, Jiang Xun would not be able to find him in trouble.

"Does it hurt?" Jiang Xun asked. The commotion just now left a light red mark on Gu Wei's wrist.

"It doesn't hurt." Gu Wei shook his head.

"Brother, don't you want to broadcast live?" Gu Wei reminded.

It was half past eleven, and in Jiang Xun's live broadcast room, the announcement of the live broadcast had already been hung up.

"Calculate it yourself, how many times have I let you go." Jiang Xun pushed Gu Weilian and his chair aside a little, then found another chair and sat down.

"Then let me go again." Having caused trouble too many times, Gu Wei has learned to bargain.

"You want to be beautiful." Jiang Xun logged into the live broadcast room, unwrapped a package of snacks for Gu Wei, and handed them to Gu Wei's hands, but his tone was still fierce, "One day I will find you to settle the account, until you cry. "

One day, it means that it is not today, and the alarm is lifted.

Ever since he found out that the emojis are actually pretty good people, Gu Wei's courage has become more and more fat.

"Do you want to eat?" Jiang Xun picked up the oranges on the table. The oranges were brought from home by Xiong Zai. Everyone had several on the table, but no one ate them.

As soon as Jiang Xun finished peeling it, a paw stretched out beside him, took away the whole orange in his hand, and returned only a small petal to lie in his palm.

"Well...it's so sour." Gu Wei narrowed his eyes.

Jiang Xun looked at such a child Gu, and inexplicably four words appeared in his mind, arrogant and arrogant.

It's just that the person involved didn't notice it at all, rubbing his cheeks while complaining about the sour oranges just now.

Gu Wei held the milk tea and snacks that Jiang Xun bought for him, watched Jiang Xun clicked on WeChat before the broadcast, found Jiang Ying, put a compressed package in the dialog box, and clicked send.

Gu Wei: "?"

At the other end of the city, Jiang Ying, who had finished filming a night scene, had just rolled around in the mud, his head covered with mud. The assistant handed him a mobile phone, which contained a message Jiang Xungang sent him, which looked like a compressed file.

[100,000 Volts]: Yellow Map.zip

[Big Claw Crab]: Damn it!

[Big Claw Crab]: Thank you brother!

Jiang Ying happily carried his mobile phone, found an unoccupied corner on the set, decompressed and opened the yellow map compressed package sent by his brother late at night.

The overwhelming yellow color drowned Jiang Ying's sight. At that moment, there were hundreds of high-definition and uncensored Pikachu pictures on his mobile phone.

At the same time, he received a second message from Jiang Xun.

[100,000 volts]: Well, no thanks.

Jiang Ying: "???"