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Chapter 36: elopement? Cheating?

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[Big Claw Crab]: You call this a yellow map

[One hundred thousand volts]: It's not me, it's you.

[Big Claw Crab]: ? ?

It was nearly twelve o'clock. When Jiang Xun logged into the live broadcast room, there was already a room full of spectators. The scene of the TMW team's training room finally appeared in the live broadcast room. Fan enthusiasm swipe screen.

[Talking about Mei Tang with a knife and fighting again]: I'm here to find God.

[I can't find the head until I can't find the dish]: I'll be here at seven o'clock in search of the gods. I want to take the heads of the gods online. I'll go to sleep after I'm finished.

[Morning Sun Ah]: Ah, God, I will work overtime on the weekend tomorrow. No one can comfort me except watching you play games.

[Shou De Yun Kai sees the moon cake]: I am also me, the above has spoken my heart.

[ooo]: Congratulations to Xun Shen, who just won the world championship, and now has a target.

Many people in the live broadcast room came from West's live broadcast room before. In the evening, they heard West's words "the captain's wife". These people waited for several hours in Jiang Xun's live broadcast room, for nothing else. , just to be able to see the captain's wife.

The camera couldn't capture Gu Wei, so he sat on the side with peace of mind, watching the names flashing across the computer screen, and sometimes he could find several accounts of suspected T.ATW members.

The words "Captain's wife" suddenly appeared on the screen. Gu Wei was stunned and looked away, only to find that Jiang Xun smiled in his direction with a playful gaze.

Gu Wei: "…"

Big hooligan, go for it.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was crazy again.

[Sunshine Doll]: Seeking God, who did you smile at just now! Aah, my heart is broken, I just became a cp fan of "intriguing", and after searching for God, I found the object

[Where are my pants]: What are the people in front of you saying, ah, my network card seems to be a few seconds slower than you guys, did Jiang Xun smile at someone just now!

[+v to watch high-definition resources]: Jiang Xun, is there anyone next to you

[Lao Tzu draws his sword super fast]: Brother Xun, do you have a target

[hmwutjoagh]: Then stop broadcasting the game, tell us about your partner, did you say in the previous live broadcast that males prefer males

[Two apples]: Whose little cutie was kidnapped by this hooligan, Ben Jiang Xun's girlfriend fans refused to accept it, and came out to compare her beauty with the old lady.

[Draw a dragon with me in the left hand]: Can I ask for the perspective of the captain's wife

Gu Wei, who had been staring at the barrage, blushed slightly again, and ducked to the side again, hiding in a safe place that the camera could never record.

Jiang Xun saw his reaction in his eyes, clicked the game icon on the desktop, and started the live broadcast of the day: "We will play three games today, everyone rest early."

[Wild Species Disco]: Please answer the question directly when looking for God.

[A mosquito bites me]: Don't hide, Xi Ge has already exposed you in the evening.

[Goose Goose]: Crooked? Is the sister-in-law here? Is God-seeking always bad

"Shh." Jiang Xun made a silent gesture to the netizens in the live broadcast room, "Don't make trouble, you will scare people away later, you will pay me?"

The barrage stopped instantly, and a group of people started to "understand".

Jiang Xun opened the game, randomly matched his teammates, and started the weekly live broadcast. His national server ranks were high, and the randomly matched teammates were not bad. While operating the character actions on the screen, he introduced some operating skills to the netizens in the live broadcast room.

Gu Wei was lying beside Jiang Xun's keyboard, listening to the sound of the keyboard, staring intently at the screen.

Jiang Xun freed one hand and moved Gu Wei to the side.

Gu Wei: "?"

"Stay away from the screen." Jiang Xun said with a mouth shape, "It hurts the eyes."

The child's eyes are so beautiful, seeing him sticking so close to the screen, Jiang Xun couldn't help but think about it.

Gu Wei thought it was reasonable, so he moved to a farther place, continued to look on his stomach, and ate snacks by the way.

As soon as Jiang Xun's finger returned to the keyboard, the character on the screen immediately raised his gun to aim and shoot, hitting a target in the distance.

"You can borrow the container card here at the dock to see the perspective. You need to jump over it. You can jump. Remember this position I marked in red..." Jiang Xun was halfway through explaining and saw various barrages from netizens on the barrage assistant.

"Don't concentrate." Jiang Xun criticized the majority of netizens, "Go back and copy it ten times."

[No.1 xx in national clothes]: Teacher Jiang is very strict, brothers copy it, find the golden sentence, and you can go to the paragraph after copying it.

[Little Bird]: Who were you talking to just now

[Could it be]: So there is really someone next to Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun kept tapping the keyboard, and the game character took another head. Netizens were quickly attracted by the game content and gave up asking questions. After all, there are always a few netizens who don't care about feelings, but only pay attention to games—

[Shou De Yun Kai sees moon cakes]: Seeking God 666, stop talking about the object, we are here to watch the game.

[Early Morning Sun]: The perspective was stuck just now, but unfortunately I just can't learn it.

[stone]: Seeking God Tianxiu! We support whoever you marry.

The topic was brought back on track, Gu Wei felt at ease again, and continued to chew the potato chips that Jiang Xun had just handed over.

After Jiang Xun finished the game, the live broadcast room began to discuss Jiang Xun's actions just now, but there were also other problems.

[orange]: Who is chewing chips.

[Didi beating people]: Really, you replay the video just now, make sure someone is chewing potato chips the whole time.

Gu Wei: "…"

He was too scared to chew, these people were too inattentive.

In order not to disturb Jiang Xun's live broadcast, he stretched out a hand, tugged at Jiang Xun's sleeve, and whispered, "I'll go wash first."

"Go, there is a washroom at the end of the corridor." Jiang Xun said, "I'll take you to the dormitory when it's over."

To get out of the training room, you have to go around behind Jiang Xun. Gu Wei glanced at the camera and walked over behind Jiang Xun quickly. Netizens in Jiang Xun's live broadcast room only saw someone walking past Jiang Xun. , no one saw Gu Wei's appearance.

However, some netizens in the live broadcast room who had just said they didn't care about their god-seeking objects suddenly couldn't hold back.

It was past zero, but the lights were bright in the TMW club. No one was resting, whether it was the first team, the second team or the youth trainees of the team. E-sports, there is no sleep, in the script of "Bright Like the Moon", only Miao Zihan's persistence and achievements along the way are mentioned, but there is no specific description of Miao Zihan's hardships.

After Gu Wei finished washing up, the mobile phone in his pocket indicated that there was new news. In the middle of the night, the T and ATW WeChat groups became lively again.

[Morning Sun Ah]: @Love me please give me money, where are you

[Shou De Yun Kai sees moon cakes]: @爱我Please give me money and come out.

[stone]: @爱我Please give me money, I know you haven't slept, come out and come out.

[Love me please give me money]: panic.jpg.

[stone]: It's like this, we are watching Jiang Xun's live broadcast and are addicted to the technology of seeking gods.

[Shou De Yun Kai sees the moon cake]: At this time, we saw a person flashing through the camera without seeing his face, but that leg, that waist-to-hip ratio, at first glance, is the main dancer of our family.

[stone]: That's right, and that white sweater was chosen by us at the time.

[Morning Sun Ah]: Honestly, where have you been

Gu Wei: "…"

Why are these people so sharp.

[Shou De Yun Kai sees moon cakes]:? ? ? Where are you Jiang Xun? Elopement or cheating

[stone]: Damn, I thought there was something wrong with the two of you when we recorded the show last time, but I didn't expect you to be so fast.

[Fu Zhi]: The one who is engaged to you is Jiang Xun, right? It's very likely that your father knows screenwriter Song.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Don't think too much, I just come to experience the charm of e-sports and improve my portrayal of the role of Miao Zihan in "Bright Like the Moon".

[Please give me money if you love me]: Hanhan blushes.jpg.

It's impossible to not want too much, the group suddenly became lively, and Fu Zhi, who was working outside, also joined the topic, and a group of people brought Gu Wei's marriage from e-sports.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Go, go, go and watch your live broadcast.

In the evening, it was an elopement and an affair. The depth of this topic was embarrassing.

It's not good to stay up late, look, these people are crazy.

Gu Wei backed out of WeChat and swiped on Weibo. It was early in the morning, and his family actually posted a Weibo.

@江影KANI: It's not easy for an e-sports player, @TMW-Xun, brother, have you been in a bad mental state recently

The accompanying image is a screenshot of a compressed file named Yellow Image.

Gu Wei: "???"

Crazy again

In the frequently accessed section of his Weibo interface, there was suddenly a "Sunny Day Doll from the Little Hedgehog's House". Gu Wei had some impression that this was the CP fan little hedgehog who had a lot of quarrels last time.

Surprisingly, he opened Sunny Baby's Weibo again.

The latest one is from 10 seconds ago.

@小鳳家的青天baby: Ah, the old lady is dead, Jiang Xun has a partner, and my "Neiren Xunwei" is going to be gone, woo woo woo. [burst cry.jpg]

Gu Wei: "?"