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Chapter 4: In case you can't give birth to small expression packs in the future

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Gu Wei stared at the phone in a daze, and chatted well, why did the elementary school student start scolding other customers.

The way is really wild.

Seeing that Chi Yunkai's customer's backyard was about to catch fire, he decided to persuade him.

[Love me please give me money]: Don't say that, baby, you are essentially the same as them.

[One hundred thousand volts]: …

[100,000 volts]: I am abrupt, or you can see it more clearly.

The sleeping pills had some effect, and Gu Wei's eyelids started to fight, but the business hadn't been settled yet.

[Please give me money if you love me]: I'm going to bed. I'll tell you the specific package tomorrow, so you should go to bed earlier too.

[100,000 volts]: I…

[If you love me, please spank me]: You can't stay up late, you will be spanked by your father if you stay up late.

Gu Wei couldn't keep his eyes open, the phone slipped from his hand, and before the lights could be turned off, he closed his eyes, so he didn't see the message "the other party is typing a message" that lasted for ten minutes on the chat interface.

In the Jiang family's villa, Jiang Xun looked at the chat interface of his mobile phone and laughed angrily.

God fucking dad, this is still playing, isn't it

Good boy, really not good at all, very social.

Jiang Xun lowered his head, and spent ten minutes in the chat input box from the moral and health aspects to discuss to Gu Wei that it is wrong to seek a gold master, and by the way expressed his intention to protect fans.

But after thinking about it, Jiang Xun finally deleted this large piece of news.

Whether it is good or bad, it is the life that Gu Wei has chosen. Although he regrets it, he will not interfere in the end.

after all-

Idols have to stay away from fans' lives!

Gu Wei was woken up by the alarm clock at 4:00 in the morning, rushed into the company's car, drove all the way to the airport, and got on a plane at 6:00. The plane flew to a small country in Europe, where he wanted to participate in variety shows. Recording of the fifth issue of "Wandering Together".

Gu Wei's sleep is not good, he wakes up at night, and is always sleepy during the day.

He leaned on the seat back of the first-class cabin, took out his mobile phone in a daze, and saw that yesterday's big client didn't seem to wake up.

The chat between the two still stayed on the sentence of being spanked by dad, and the big client seemed to be scared away.

Gu Wei lowered his head, lost a few words on the phone, and decided to coax the customer.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Boss, I'm busy today, if you want to make a package for how long, just tell me, and I'll give you a quote.

[Love me please give me money]: smile.jpg.

Their men's team is top-notch. Although his main dancer and rapper Chi Yunkai are often hacked, after all, everyone has traffic, and there is heat. Gu Wei doesn't know why Chi Yunkai wants to set up a power-up studio in a whimsical way.

The big customer hasn't gotten up yet, and there will be no news for a while.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Assistant Mu Yue asked, "Someone chatting with you so early?"

Gu Wei put the phone on his back and shook his head: "It's nothing."

The fifth episode of the variety show was recorded in a small town in northern Europe. The town is quiet and comfortable, and many people choose to come here for vacation. The director soon released the task, and the seven guests were divided into groups and received the task. They searched for their own task NPC in the town and completed the task of punching in the scenic spot.

The director confiscated the guests' mobile phones and wallets, and did not give a map of the town. Gu Wei had no sense of direction, so he wandered around the streets of the town, followed him without saying a word, and took pictures of the surrounding scenery.

"Gu Wei." A voice came from behind him, it was Jiang Enyuan, a guest at the same time.

Gu Wei turned his head and smiled at Jiang Enyuan. He really didn't have a sense of variety show, and he didn't like talking to strangers, so he simply showed his truest side.

"Want me to come with you?" Jiang Enyuan asked seemingly friendly, "Your English is not good, can you be alone?"

Gu Wei looked at the cameras around him, pursed his lips and said, "No need, my English is ok."

You don't need to think about it to know that when this variety show is broadcast, he will not only be black and unfit, but also be scolded for being stubborn because of his low education.

Gu Wei's previous drop out of school will be brought up by several marketing accounts to talk about it.

Both of them are popular celebrities with singing and dancing. In addition, they had an unpleasant experience before. Whether they are netizens who eat melon or marketing accounts, they like to compare the two together. The same is true for the show team. I hope they can give the show more popularity. .

Gu Wei ignored Jiang Enyuan. He walked to the other end of the town with his follow-up camera. The scenery here is beautiful.

However, it didn't take long for it to rain in the town. The rain in this town was endless, and the weather suddenly became a bit gloomy and cold. Gu Wei took out his folding umbrella from his backpack and waved to Pai. He held an umbrella for Pai and found a place to hide from the rain together.

The camera is still recording, Gu Wei is collecting an umbrella under the eaves of a house.

"I feel like I have to hide here for a while." Gu Wei said to himself, "I'm sorry, my camera must be boring, let you accompany me to watch the rain under the eaves."

Although he knew that when the show was broadcast, this part of him would not be kept, Gu Wei still apologized very seriously.

As he spoke, he closed his umbrella.

It is said on the Internet that most people will have a magical operation, poking their own stomach when they close the umbrella, because poking other people's stomach will be beaten.

Gu Wei was one of these people. He leaned against the door of the hut, took an umbrella absentmindedly, and poked the handle of the umbrella into his waist.

Today's umbrella is extremely difficult to put away, Gu Wei didn't even think about it, he took the umbrella handle and wanted to poke at the wall behind him.

Failing to collect the umbrella, he didn't poke the wall, but something softer than the wall. At the same time, he seemed to hear the creaking sound of the wooden door.

Gu Wei: "?"

So the question is, what exactly is he poking at

I followed the big brother and stood there, but the expression looked a little weird, like the kind that wanted to laugh, but didn't dare to laugh.

"Huh? What's wrong?" Gu Wei turned his head and froze in place.

His traditional umbrella action, poked others.

I don't know when, the door of the hut was opened from the inside, and someone walked out from the inside, just standing behind Gu Wei's side slightly open.

Gu Wei panicked, he is not short himself, and the person who came here is a little taller than him, which means that the position he pokes is coincidentally someone else's...

It's someone's little Half-Life.

Gu Wei looked down at the folding umbrella in his hand, the umbrella was not put away, but it should be sturdy.

If it doesn't hurt, it's definitely a lie.

They are all men, they all understand.

"I'm sorry, sorry." Gu Wei quickly apologized, "I didn't know there was someone behind."

When he looked up, he happened to see the man's face and was stunned.

Gu Wei: "Hey, you're not that..."

The emoji that he usually likes to post, the e-sports god that the brothers in the group like very much, seems to be called... Jiang Xun

Jiang Xun and the team members just won a world game, and just came to this small town in northern Europe for a vacation. A few people just put down their luggage in the hut, and Jiang Xun heard the team members say that someone was carrying a camera outside the door.

Jiang Xun originally planned to come out to check the situation, but he didn't expect that as soon as he opened the door, he almost broke his dignity for the rest of his life. Fortunately, he reacted in time and avoided a bit.

Jiang Xun caught a glimpse of the bodyguards and follow-ups around him, as well as the station logo on the camera, and immediately understood that this was recording a program.

The little star who got into trouble sounded soft and sincere. Jiang Xun wasn't too angry at first, so he planned to give up.

But at this moment, he saw the face of the little star—

It was Gu Wei.

That bad boy who asked him on WeChat last night whether he was monthly or yearly.

The little fan who often sends his emojis in the circle of friends.

The evidence that the bad boy forced him to rubbish last night is still in his cell phone.

The ideological education essay that he stayed up late and finished writing and didn't send out was still reciting in Jiang Xun's heart.

Since it happened to happen today, Jiang Xun doesn't plan to stay away from the fans' lives.

You can't educate the little fans, it's always okay to be scared.

"Do you know where I went wrong?" Jiang Xun asked with interest.

"Ah?" Gu Wei didn't expect him to ask such a question. Thinking of the stupid thing he did just now, he couldn't prevent his face from blushing, "I apologize."

How come the emoji himself is so fierce.

"You can't just apologize." Jiang Xun said deliberately, "I have to know what I'm doing wrong."

Jiang Xun felt more and more interesting when he saw the crimson on Gu Wei's face.

This kid, who was still saying last night that he was rich in experience and 180 people was no problem, why is he still blushing now.

"I'm sorry." Gu Wei thought about it for a while, and it was indeed his fault, and sincerely apologized, "I hurt you, sorry."

"It hurts a lot." Jiang Xun said, "Little boy, what are you going to do?"

Gu Wei blushed: "How about, why don't I take you..."

Gu Wei wanted to say that he should stop recording the show first, and take this emoji to the hospital for a look. Don't make any troubles, and you won't be able to produce small emojis in the future.

As a result, before he finished speaking, the other party bowed his head slightly, put his hand on the wall, blocked him against the wall, and opened his mouth in his ear: "Why don't you... give me a blow. "

"You you you..." Gu Wei was caught off guard when he heard such a sentence, and the whole person was so frightened that he was incoherent, "Why are emojis acting like hooligans?"

It was still raining outside, Gu Wei turned around and ran away, forgetting that he was recording a show, and even forgot to hold his umbrella. A group of stunned followers and bodyguards chased after him, leaving behind a stunned Jiang Xun. .

Emoji

hooligan

What's the meaning

Didn't you ask him to call him Dad generously when we were chatting yesterday

So the question is, who is the first to play the hooligan.

There is no answer to this question at the moment, but—

Three days later, as soon as the trailer for the fifth issue of "Wandering Together" was broadcast, the two were immediately sent to the hot search.