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Chapter 41: Hot Search Physique

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"Yes, it's good, that's it." Jiang Xun stood behind Gu Wei, watching over his account, "Try to turn the angle of view and get out of this area."

Gu Wei gradually became familiar with the basic operation of the game. Under the guidance of Jiang Xun, he operated the game character to walk out of the wall. This game map was a ruin. As soon as Gu Wei left the house, he saw a pink figure in the distance. The colored figure ran in his direction.

"Hey, this is..." Jiang Xun looked up at the names on the teammates list, thoughtfully.

Gu Weiman's mind was all about how Jiang Xun said how to walk. He put his right hand on the mouse, adjusted the angle of view, and seemed to see a red dot flashing across the screen. He wanted to see what the red dot was, but was During the adjustment process, I accidentally touched a key on the keyboard.

After a gunshot, the pink brawny man on the opposite side was gone.

"Brother! Did someone hit me!" Gu Wei, who heard the gunshot in his earphone, asked quickly, "Hurry up and see for me."

"...Be good, don't be afraid." Jiang Xun said, "You hit someone."

It was still an acquaintance.

TMW's bear boy opened his practice account and went all the way to the front of his own captain. He saw TMW-Xun wearing a handsome trench coat from a distance at the intersection.

Xiongzi: "Hey, I found our captain. You are looking very handsome today. You are wearing a black trench coat. Last time, he specially gave this practice number Krypton, and he spent a lot of money."

Xiongzi: "Look up close? Yes, of course, isn't my captain just for you to see, Jiang Xun is the facade of our TMW, eh? What is he doing, why did he come out of the tower with hands and feet , why not take it slow, is this a new tactic?"

Xiongzi: "He doesn't seem to have opened his voice, but it doesn't matter, we are a team, we are closer than family members, watch me go over and say hello to you Xunshen, captain! Team..."

"Captain" staggered to a stop in front of him, raised his gun hesitantly, and swayed it twice in front of his eyes.

Bear Boy: "Oh, he's showing us his limited skin, next..."

Next, netizens in the live broadcast room saw that "Captain" pulled the trigger mercilessly at Xiong Zi's forehead, and the black-skinned strong man in a pink coat screamed, and the game screen changed. become the perspective of God after death.

Bear was dumbfounded.

[Santa Claus brings me a takeaway]: Oh, bear boy, your captain doesn't want you anymore.

[Roast a big pear]: As expected of a family.

[TMW Niubi]: Did you wake up in the position of seeking the gods

[Pineapple Buns]: Hahahahaha search for a god -blade teammate.

Someone opened a video of this live broadcast of Xiong Zi, and while Xiong Zi was still stunned, someone had already put the video into TMW's super talk.

@Marketing Number: Shocked! The former teammates met today with their guns drawn. Is it because of moral decay or another reason? Jiang Xun is behind this number. I remember he used it during the last live broadcast, his personal national uniform practice number.

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Gu Wei found the fun of the game, played another game, and walked in the rainforest according to Jiang Xunjiao's method.

Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei's focused appearance, his eyes were full of smiles. A certain child with a hot search physique, unaware of the wind and rain outside, was still wandering in the new world that had just opened.

Jiang Xun's mobile phone has been vibrating ever since just now. Jiang Xun's Weibo has been tweeted tens of thousands of times by Aite in just ten minutes. When I came out, I saw that I was about to go to the hot search.

"Fuck him." Upstairs in the dormitory, Xiong Zai was streaming live broadcasts, swiping Weibo online, and Tua went off in person and scolded the marketing account, "TMW is very good."

"Brother, how did you get here?" Gu Wei mishandled and got stuck in the corner, turned around and asked Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun put down his mobile phone, lowered his head and covered his hands to Gu Wei, doing the correct operation.

Gu Wei learned quickly: "I will."

"Actually, there is another way, you can learn faster." Jiang Xun's hand was still on Gu Wei's right hand, "Want to hear it?"

"Think." Gu Wei checked his face, his delicate and beautiful peach blossom eyes looked at Jiang Xun beside him without blinking.

"Weiwei, you sit on my lap, I promise to spare no effort to teach you." Jiang Xun pressed Gu Wei's right hand, "How about it, think about it?"

"No...I don't think about it." Gu Wei was annoyed. He knew the nature of this big hooligan, but he couldn't remember it firmly. He reminded himself thousands of times in his heart, but every time he would fall into the hole that Jiang Xun dug for him. inside.

Only then did he realize that the distance between the two of them was very close at this time. Jiang Xun bent his waist, wrapped his hands around his neck, and rested his chin lightly on his right shoulder. The skin on the side of his neck seemed to You can already feel the airflow when the other party breathes.

His mind was in a mess, Gu Wei moved involuntarily, the distance between the two is closer now, his eyelashes are already long, at such a small distance, when he blinked, the eyelashes gently swept over Jiang Xun's cheek , Jiang Xun obviously felt it too.

"Good boy, don't tease me if you're not engaged yet. If you tease you, you're not responsible for putting out the fire. I have to deal with it in private." Jiang Xun said, "After all, your appearance fits my rogue's aesthetic."

Gu Wei: "…"

Jiang Xun raised his body and pulled the distance between the two of them a little further: "Play by yourself, call me if you don't know how, I'll go to Weibo for business."

Jiang Xun sat down next door, but Gu Wei had not recovered from just now.

His breathing was a little short, and his heartbeat was much faster than usual. For the first time, he realized that in terms of their sexual orientation and almost matching mate selection criteria, the distance between them just now was really too close.

Moreover, he found that he was not as indifferent to Jiang Xun as he thought at first.

The marketing account with rhythm and popularity was scolded by Xiong Zai, but the rhythm was not brought up, and the comments were very lively.

@osmanthus fish: Someone met Jiang Xun in the national service again, come and watch Xun Shen roll over online today. [Link]

@Evis has the rank moved today: damn, really hahahaha, what is Jiang Xun doing, this move, is the old man walking birds in the morning hahahaha, it's too showy.

@石酒馬年花: It's not Jiang Xun, it's someone else's number, what are you doing

@User u878656767: Impossible, then how important is this person, Jiang Xun personally took it to play, you might as well believe the marketing account of TMW's discord.

@osmanthusfish: Why is it impossible? Didn’t Xige also say the captain’s wife during the live broadcast yesterday, what the hell, brothers, let’s change sites, Jiang Xun has posted on Weibo.

@TMW-Xun: I'm sorry, I'm coaxing a little friend with a hot search physique, and all the rumors are gone.

Xiong Zai immediately reposted Jiang Xun's Weibo.

@TMW-Xiongzai: Got it, it's worth it. clasping fists.jpg. //@TMW-Xun: I'm sorry, I'm coaxing a little friend with a hot search physique, and all the rumors are gone.

This Weibo post was too appropriate, and Jiang Xun's personal account was still going crazy over there.

Below Jiang Xun's Weibo, the comments focused on the "little enemy".

@TMW-West: Focus on it, our team has a good relationship, and we think about how to overwhelm the team next door every day, so that you don’t have to worry about marketing.

@Xunshen is it live broadcast today: damn, this is true love, Xunshen personally borrowed a private practice number to coax.

@奇奇-NININ: +1, what is the origin of "little enemy", and what is the meaning of hot search constitution. Doraemon Surprised.jpg.

@生江Why are you pretending to be a potato: It's a crooked building, does anyone think that seeking God is a good favor? Oh my God, my girlfriend fans are crying online.

The gunshots sounded, Gu Wei watched the character on the screen being knocked to the ground again, took off his headphones in disappointment, and looked at Jiang Xun in his left hand.

"Don't play anymore?" Jiang Xun smiled.

"Well, a little dizzy." Gu Wei originally wanted to stand up, but found himself a little dizzy.

This is a first-person perspective game. The perspective of the characters is constantly changing. When newcomers just play, it is easy to get dizzy in 3D. Gu Wei was puzzled when he was playing just now, but now he suddenly stood up and felt that the world was spinning.

A feeling of dizziness hit him, and his footsteps were unsteady, and he fell down in the direction of Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun didn't let him fall, but hugged him in front of him. He closed his eyes, rested his head on Jiang Xun's shoulder, and waited for the dizziness to pass.

Jiang Xun's voice came into his ears from above him: "Weiwei, if you don't know how to play, you won't know how to play. Why do you throw yourself into your arms if you disagree."

Gu Wei heard Jiang Xun's voice, his first thought was to stay away from the big hooligan, but the dizziness hadn't passed yet, the ground seemed to be sloping, he could only hold Jiang Xun's clothes tightly, even standing was a little difficult. .

"It's my fault." Jiang Xun patted Gu Wei's back, "If you forget, you might get dizzy."

Gu Wei wanted to say why he would blame you, but before he could say it, his feet lightened, and Jiang Xun picked him up.

Gu Wei: "I..."

"Close your eyes." Jiang Xun carried the person back to the chair, "Close your eyes for a while, it may be better."

Gu Wei closed his eyes as Jiang Xun said, and felt that Jiang Xun handed a paper cup with warm water to his lips and fed him two sips of warm water.

The ground no longer swayed, and the feeling of turning the river and the sea in the stomach gradually disappeared. Gu Wei hesitated for a while and opened his eyes. His wet eyes were still filled with some confused mist. Received the glass of water.

"I'm not dizzy anymore." Gu Wei said.

Jiang Xun calmly retracted his gaze: "Take a rest, you will indeed get dizzy after playing for a long time."

Gu Weilian moved the chair to the left, and gave Jiang Xun his position. Seeing that Jiang Xun had opened the game, he repeatedly familiarized himself with the new gun's firing method on a map.

It was only then that he noticed that his phone seemed to have been vibrating since just now.

The WeChat group of the T.ATW group was chatted with 99+ again.

[Shou De Yun Kai See Moon Cake]: @爱我Please give me money, we are so sour.

[stone]: @love me please give me money, we also want to play the personal practice number of seeking gods, and we also want the world champion to teach us how to play games.

[Morning Sun Ah]: @Love me please give me some money, it's a waste of money, this is a waste of money.

[Love me, please call me money]:

[Love me, please call me money]: How do you know