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Chapter 43: Not without a sense of variety

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Gu Wei secretly glanced at Jiang Xun beside him, but found that Jiang Xun was staring at the screen intently, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Seeing him turn his head, Jiang Xun asked with great interest, "I'm sorry, little kid? I was quite surprised when I rushed over that day."

Only after watching the variety show did Gu Wei know that on the fifth floor of the teaching building that day, there were a lot of directors and follow-ups. , is full of joy, and sent that "love hug".

The mood of the netizens watching the show is obviously the same as that of the director team that day—

[Weiwei, it's too late for you to run now, I can't do it anymore, I'll slow down first, I'm laughing like crazy, my stomach hurts. ]

[Looking at Gu Wei's expression here, did he realize that he was hugging an acquaintance, and he felt wrong hahahaha. ]

[I relied on my mother to ask me why I couldn't stop laughing, Weiwei ran, that was Jiang Xun. ]

[It's over, it's delivered to the door by myself, I wonder if Gu Wei has watched the show, and I don't know what his expression is now. ]

[This variety show must have no script hahahaha, the guests have their own talent for doing things, Gu Wei's fall feels so painful, he is really panicked. ]

Can you not panic

Gu Wei looked at the barrage and recalled the scene where he was hugging Jiang Xun that day. After many days, he reappeared the mood at that time.

At that time, after swiping and liking the accident, he thought that this variety show was his temporary shelter, but he didn't expect that there was a big hooligan hidden in the shelter, and everyone saw the whole process of his crazy overturning.

At that time, he was detained by Jiang Xun and threatened in the room. He didn't know what was going on outside. Now, after watching the broadcast, he realized that the director and staff were laughing non-stop outside.

The scene of the variety show switched to Qian Yining and Beke, and the program team also released the task of letting Shi Xinyan wash the dishes. After more than ten minutes, the scene was cut back. At this time, Jiang Xun and Gu Wei had already negotiated. The two walked out of the room one after the other, discussing the next tasks as they walked.

The general audience is not happy-

[crooked? ? Is the director here, can I watch what's going on in the room by charging money? ]

[Charge money to unlock the content in the room. ]

[How the two people reconciled, I always feel that I have paid an unspeakable price. ]

[Have you seen that Weiwei blushed and walked slower, God, tell me I'm not the only one who thinks too much. ]

[The previous one, you are not alone. ]

"We obviously just chatted for a long time." Gu Wei covered his face and dared not look at the barrage, "How can they think so much."

"We didn't just chat for a day." Jiang Xun said meaningfully, "Not only did I not deliver what was promised to me at that time, but also expected to use other things to prevaricate me."

Gu Wei was guilty of this matter, and began to change the subject: "Watch the variety show well, and it will open later."

However, as soon as he turned his eyes to the computer screen, he saw a new barrage—

[Has anyone found that these two are very good at drinking. ]

Gu Wei: "…"

How did you get it!

However, from what he saw just now, he rarely saw the barrage of insults, and everyone was discussing the content of the variety show.

No one said that he lacked a sense of variety, and no one said that he was paddling in variety shows.

This seems very different from the variety shows he has participated in in the past.

The picture on the screen changed again. In order to get out of the teaching building, Gu Wei took over the task of answering questions from the director. In the editing, he was smiling, as if he didn't care about quick questions and answers at all.

Gu Wei: "…"

It's over, he realizes now that the broadcast of this show is simply a public execution of him.

Sure enough, Jiang Xun also remembered what happened after that, and was turning his head to look at him.

"What is the total number of eliminations for MVP Jiang Xun in the World Championships?" During the program, the staff read out the question with the question card.

Gu Wei in the show: "Seven...seven?"

In that video, Gu Wei answered Jiang Xun's MVP kills incorrectly, exposing his identity as a fake fan, and was pulled aside by Jiang Xun to teach him a lesson.

[Hahahaha Weiwei is a fake fan, and Xun God will be deceived one day, so the question is, what is the fake fan archaeology Xun Shen Weibo trying to do? ]

[xswl, I suspect that this show is here to rip off the skin of my main dancer. After I’m here, I can’t hide anything. I feel bad, but I have to say, it’s so funny! Pick it up a little harder, thank you director! ]

[Look at Jiang Xun's eyes hahaha, do you see it? When he heard this question, his eyes lit up, and then when I heard Gu Wei say that the number of kills was 7, I felt that Jiang Xun's eyes were about to light up It's crazy hahahaha. ]

[Gu Weijue stops, in front of Jiang Xun, just guessing. ]

[Before, I was afraid that I didn't rely on the identity of a fake fan to avoid being beaten by the gods. ]

[Sisters, 45 minutes and 30 seconds, on the left side of the screen, look carefully, Gu Wei has already been spanked by the gods here hahahahaha. ]

[Fuck, just half a second flashed past, followed by the big brother woo woo woo. ]

[Jiang Xun starts too lightly, if it were me, hehehe. ]

[No, I want to stand on this pair, from now on, I will stand on this pair. ]

The more Gu Wei looked at the barrage, the more his heart beat faster.

"Look, no one scolds you." Jiang Xun pointed at the barrage and said.

Gu Wei nodded, not scolding or scolding, but he suddenly felt a little subtle about this approach.

When he was recording the show, all he thought about was how to survive under the gangster's hands, but now it seems that the interaction between the two people at that time was really too much.

And it's only been 50 minutes. Looking around the barrage, there are already his and Jiang Xun's names everywhere.

The progress bar of the video continued to move forward. Gu Wei, who failed to answer the question quickly, took over the difficult task of the director team.

Seeing this, Gu Wei only knew that at that time, the director team had no intention of letting them out of the teaching building at all, and only planned to play tricks on them with a few words that were particularly difficult to describe, and then trap them here and wait for the guests behind to come over. Rescue, after all, such a setting is more in line with the theme of variety shows.

But that day, the director did not expect that the "difficulties" he thought of with all his might had encountered two bugs.

A magical eye contact was presented in front of the audience.

When Gu Wei participated in the game at that time, he only felt that he cooperated perfectly with Jiang Xun, and he was ecstatic when he guessed the words, and felt that Jiang Xun was powerful in his heart. However, from the perspective of a bystander, looking at himself at the time, Gu Wei's heart thumped, feeling bad.

Sure enough, the audience discussed intensely in this segment, and the number of barrages reached its peak.

Netizen 1: "It's too difficult, the director did it on purpose, and there's not enough time, so it's impossible to guess. The director team of this show is really ruthless. They play tricks on the guests."

Netizen 2: "What the hell? Guessed it, chickens and ducks talk, all guessed it?"

Netizen 3: "'I add you WeChat', why this is a chicken-and-duck talk, I can't figure it out, these two people actually have an unknown story."

Netizen 4: "nsdd, there is definitely something wrong with these two people, add WeChat, when did you add it, can the program team be more considerate, we want to see the story behind it."

Netizen 5: "Like Weibo is causing trouble. I can understand this. 'I only show you the circle of friends', what is this?"

Netizen 6: "There is definitely a story. It sounds like these two are still chatting on Wechat frequently and posting on a single Moments? One person wrote a blood letter and asked the director to show us the story behind them!!!"

Netizen 7: "Agree with what you said, either this show has a script, or there is really a problem with these two people!"

Netizen 8: "There is no script, did you see it, the director is about to scratch his hair bald, I feel sorry for the director for a second, the director has a good plan to make the world safe, but there is a problem behind these two people."

Gu Wei couldn't help laughing when he saw the director scratching his head in the show.

His and Jiang Xun's wave of correctness really made the director who carefully designed the difficulties troubled.

"Director Zhang is also heartbroken." Jiang Xun pointed to the director in the video, "He should have planned to trap us in the teaching building and let the group performers trigger the plot."

It turned out to be the case, Gu did not understand.

In the video, Director Zhang showed a sly smile and said insidiously: "Come on, let's change the words, it's absolutely impossible to get the answer right."

The staff nodded and said yes, temporarily removed the previously prepared words and replaced them with a new word "talking about marriage".

However, no matter how difficult the word is, it can't play the two people who are hanging up.

After the two made eye contact, Jiang Xun guessed that they were talking about marriage, and the director broke out a sentence "Shocking my mother".

Netizen 9: "?"

Netizen 999: "??"

Netizen 9999: "???"

The screen was covered with question marks drawn by netizens for a while, and it was impossible to see the content of the program without closing the bullet screen.

[? ? ? How did you guess that? Does pldd have a special function? ]

[Sister, this is not a supernatural ability, there is definitely something wrong with these two people. ]

[Lu has become a fan, Gu Wei's appearance off the stage is too lovable, there is no reason not to like the salty and sweet main dancer of the men's group. ]

[This is the mother who shocked the people of the whole country. Director, you are not alone. ]

[I don't understand, why people can make eye contact when talking about marriage, Gu Wei just wanted to avoid the word. ]

[I don't care, I announce that Jiang Xun and Gu Weisuo are locked, what kind of tacit understanding is this! ]

[I don't dare to guess woo woo woo, I really hope these two people are really talking about marriage, I have a dream woo woo. ]

[Jiang Xun feels so spoiled when he laughs, he has been encouraging Gu Wei, why did I, a fan of the fan circle, become a fan of the e-sports circle again. ]

[Sisters, see you on Weibo! ! ]

Gu Wei: "…"

He knew that his subtle feeling was right.

Less than half an hour after the variety show started, Gu Wei and Jiang Xun had already been sent to the hot search, occupying several hot search positions. When Gu Wei opened Weibo, he saw his name on the hot search three times.

#jiangxunguwei#

#Gu Wei is not without a sense of variety#

There is also a #人seekwei# whose popularity has been rising in a straight line.

@xxfunny: Pure passerby, I only knew about T.ATW before, but I didn't pay much attention. The variety show that my sister took me to watch today is so beautiful, isn't it, the marketing account was awkward before, I laughed to death, who said Gu Wei didn't have a sense of variety show? The marketing account is really unbelievable! ! !

@Can't think of a name It's really hard to choose a name: awsl, why should I open "Escape", these two people are too sweet, the e-sports god and the main dancer of the men's group, I can! ! !

@rabbit-eat other people's nest grass: @runaway officialwei, arrange the second issue, hurry up.

@小河家的小天屋:#不人情不#, the new sisters come in to look for the organization, hurry up to sign in and punch in.

@dingdong is going to accompany Weiwei to take the flower road: Weifan has turned to cp fan, Jiang Xun is too petite, do you have any food, I can't wait.

Due to the broadcast of the variety show, the number of CP fans has completed a rapid increase in a short period of time, and even the number of Weibo fans with Gu Wei and Jiang Xun is also increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

@小牛牛家的丽: The black people can be dispersed before, Gu Wei didn’t have a sense of variety before, he didn’t meet the right person! ! "Intriguing", give me a rush! ! !