Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Chapter 52: Can't think of it

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Gu Wei tweeted too much "Neiren Xunwei" on Weibo. He originally wanted to chat with Jiang Xun to escape, but Jiang Xun turned out to be open and aboveboard, and he didn't know what Jiang Xun had learned so far.

Gu Wei hesitated for a while, but decided to ask.

[Love me please give me money]: How far have you learned

[husband]: They are the best!

[Husband]: Woohoo, just ask them when they will get married!

[Husband]: I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau for you!

Gu Wei: "…"

If it weren't for this remark that is not in line with objective facts at present, he almost thought he had seen a live CP fan.

He just finished watching the video of Jiang Xun talking harshly before the game not long ago. In the pre-game trash talk, Jiang Xun was indifferent and handsome. The comments on the video on Weibo were full of praise from Jiang Xun fans, but now—

Jiang Xun put CP fans on WeChat to tease him.

He really couldn't figure out what kind of mentality Jiang Xun had sent him the above string of messages.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Brother.

[Husband]: Well, does it look like it

[Love me please give me money]: Like, but…

[Please give me money if you love me]: You have to remember that you are an e-sports player, and you don't need to learn the fandom.

[Husband]: No.

[Love me please give me money]:…

[Husband]: After the game in a few days, I will go to see you.

Gu Wei's heart jumped for a moment. He originally wanted to reply to the message, but Jiang Xun sent a video invitation directly. Gu Wei didn't even think about it and clicked to accept.

Jiang Xungang finished the interview after the game, and was still wearing TMW's black team uniform, and the team's familiar logo of thorns and arrows. TMW's team uniform, seeing Jiang Xun wearing the team's uniform, his heart will gradually surge with excitement.

"Have you watched my game?" Jiang Xun asked on the other end of the call.

"Look." Speaking of the game, Gu Wei was particularly excited, "You commanded the game so well, they all said that you played very well."

"This fake fan, isn't he intercepting my emoji again?" Jiang Xun was dubious, after all, Gu Wei had no criminal record.

"No." Gu Wei sat up straight, "Brother, I announce that it's not your emoji that I'm following now, it's you."

When he said this, his voice was slightly higher than usual. Jiang Xun clearly noticed his change and laughed at the other end of the video: "Weiwei, I want to ask you something."

"What?" Gu Wei asked.

Jiang Xun: "Do you still want to break off the marriage?"

Gu Wei: "…"

He asked that he didn't expect Jiang Xun to suddenly mention this question, and when he said it, he was really caught off guard.

But on second thought, the relationship between them was originally about marriage, which was a problem he had to face. For his personal reasons, he had been avoiding it for a long time, but now, it was time to face it.

After all, Jiang Xun has clearly expressed his desire/desire for him, and he is not indifferent to Jiang Xun, and he is reluctant to quit.

He is not dazzling enough, but he still wants to approach the dazzling Jiang Xun.

Mu Yue was right, Jiang Xun might be happy to see his response.

"Not going back... let's go." Gu Wei shook his head, "But..."

If he wanted to talk about marriage, he wasn't ready, and he didn't know how to have such a relationship. He didn't know how to tell Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun expected that he would say this, and directly revealed his worries: "Don't worry, I won't let you get engaged so soon, and I won't kidnap you to bed so quickly, although I really want to."

Gu Wei's thoughts were stabbed by Jiang Xun, and he was a little embarrassed for a while, his eyes dodged, but he didn't look at Jiang Xun on the screen.

"Weiwei, look at me." Jiang Xun said, "Let's start with mutual fans."

"Mutual fans?" Gu Wei heard for the first time that the engagement could start from here, "We already follow each other on Weibo."

"It's not just Weibo fans." Jiang Xun explained patiently, "You become my fan, and I also become yours. We see each other's past and present."

"What about the next stage?" Gu Wei couldn't help asking.

"Become a cp fan." Jiang Xun turned the topic around again, "I'm learning, tell me when you become our cp fan."

Until the video call ended, Jiang Xun's voice kept echoing in Gu Wei's ears.

This mutual fan proposal is really special.

Starting from fans, getting to know each other's past and future little by little, and telling Gu Weiwei, this way is indeed opening up his world little by little.

Gu Wei was a little looking forward to it, but also a little worried. After all, he had so many black materials, and he was afraid that Jiang Xun would see those unsightly words on the Internet.

But he himself, as Jiang Xun said, is gradually changing from Jiang Xun's fake fans to die-hard fans, and he knows in his heart that his feelings for Jiang Xun are different from the feelings of fans towards idols. of.

The domestic competition is not a problem for TMW. The scolding episode of the T&K team will not affect TMW's results at all. The team's points are getting higher and higher, and the results are far ahead.

In addition to filming these few days, Gu Wei is chasing Jiang Xun with several brothers of T.ATW. It seems that the whole group has become addicted to e-sports.

Two days before the TMW team participated in the finals, Gu Wei received another call from his agent. If it wasn't for the agent's reminder, he would have almost forgotten that he also took over a variety show called "Wandering Together".

"Remind you, the fifth issue of "Wandering Together" will start recording the day after tomorrow, and your schedule will be temporarily vacated. The crew has already negotiated, and Mu Yue will make arrangements for you." The agent reminded, "In addition, I know you don't want to record this variety show, but there is no way, don't conflict with Jiang Enyuan, and treat your previous black material, our best way is to deal with it coldly."

"Okay... I understand." Recently, Gu Wei has not been hacked on a large scale, and even if he is scolded, Jiang Xun protects him. Gu Wei has almost forgotten the depressed state of being subjected to cyber violence.

It's just that the variety shows he received before still have to be recorded. This is his job.

In the first three episodes of "Wandering Together", he was being hacked by the entire internet. Until the fourth episode, he met Jiang Xun who was on vacation at the door of the wooden house in the Nordic town.

There is no Jiang Xun in the fifth episode of the variety show, I don't know what he will record.

"By the way." The agent remembered one thing, "As usual, every episode of this variety show has flying guests, but you will only know who the flying guests are when you record the show, so I suggest you, if you have a few other If a guest is difficult to get along with, you might as well have a good relationship with that flying guest, and you can save the effect of your show."

Gu Wei understood what the agent said, and he also knew that he couldn't record the show with emotions, so he assured the agent that no matter who the fifth flight guest was, he would get along well with that guest.

"Ah, there is one more thing, although I really don't want to tell you." The agent's tone was a little helpless, "The location of this recording is in City C."

City C

Gu Wei's eyes widened, isn't this the place where Jiang Xun played recently

"Okay, Sister Zhao, I must work hard to ensure that I won't be hacked and searched." There was some joy in Gu Wei's voice that he didn't even notice.

The agent rubbed his eyebrows on the other end of the phone: "work hard, get along well with flying guests, and don't see unrelated people. If you hear me, I'll let your assistant stare at you."

"Okay, okay." Gu Weiman agreed.

The time seemed to be stretched, and Gu Wei didn't know what he was looking forward to. He always felt that the filming time was too long.

The life of the second male Miao Zihan is far less like a fairy tale than the first male. Like all newcomers, Gu Wei is slow to enter the play and slow to appear in the play, which brings him a lot of trouble, sometimes , When his mood is affected by the plot, he will poke Jiang Xun's WeChat when he returns to the hotel at night.

After work that day, he and Ning Yao had a few chats.

"I always feel that you are very gentle to everyone." Ning Yao said, "but it feels a little detached."

"Really?" Gu Wei smiled.

"I don't know how to say it." Ning Yao explained, "You are clearly standing in front of us, but I feel very far away. I want to know, who can catch you like this?"

Can anyone catch it? Gu Wei has a vague answer in his heart.

He has always felt that he is light and airy, aimlessly unable to find his direction, but recently, he has also had the desire to land.

He was about to think deeply when two figures beside the hotel door caught his attention.

"What are you doing?" Gu Wei let the security stop two people.

"We live here." The leading young woman carried a telephoto camera with a bad attitude, "Don't worry, let us in."

Ning Yao frowned: "This place is covered by the crew, you can't live here, how did you come here?"

"You are illegitimate fans." Gu Wei responded quickly, and immediately said with certainty, "Sorry, I can't let you in."

This was a mistake in the security work. The person in charge of security apologized to several actors present, but the two illegitimate fans were very unhappy and said a few ugly words to Gu Wei and Ning Yao on the spot.

"The 18th-line idiot, what are you crazy about, do you have any fans?" The young woman carrying the camera finished scolding Ning Yao and began to point at Gu Wei, "And you too, there are not many works, you can't sing or act. , I know all day long to become popular by rubbing the heat, Jiang Enyuan doesn't care that you copy his choreography, and you still put on that aloof look to gain sympathy, why do you act with us Chengcheng."

These words were already hard to hear. Gu Wei and Ning Yao's assistants both sank and signaled for the security to drive them away.

"What are you doing?" He Cheng got out of the car.

"Chengcheng, we like you!" The two illegitimate fans immediately greeted you, "We came to see you specially, we found this place after asking for a long time, and they even let us go."

While talking, they put the camera in front of He Cheng to take a picture, and reached out to touch He Cheng's hand, and one of them even pulled He Cheng's clothes.

"Gu Wei, why are you chasing my fans?" He Cheng turned to question Gu Wei while signing autographs for the two of them.

"Is there something wrong with his brain?" Ning Yao whispered in Gu Wei's ear, "That's an illegitimate child."

Gu Wei shook his head, told Ning Yao not to speak, and said to He Cheng, "Israel is not a fan."

"Our brother is a fan." The two bastards turned around and left, "Unlike some people who have to plagiarize even choreography, they can only have black fans, and sooner or later they will be lost."

He Cheng glanced at the two of them and turned away.

"If he indulges illegitimate children like this, something will happen sooner or later." Ning Yao couldn't be more angry.

Gu Wei shook his head, after all, this is He Cheng's attitude towards illegitimate children, they can't control it, he has already done what he should do.

Xuan Huitong, who had been silent all the time, smiled at the two of them and left with his team.

There are all kinds of people in the circle. He Cheng's attitude will surprise Gu Wei at best, but he won't go into it. He is preparing for the recording of the fifth issue of "Wandering Together", and his agent has revealed the shooting location to him. After that, the feeling of resistance disappeared, replaced by vague expectations.

A day later, Gu Wei's flight landed in City C, and the car sent by the program team was waiting early. Gu Wei greeted the fans who picked him up at the airport, took off his mask and sunglasses, and got on the car sent by the program team. car.

"There is another guest coming, let's wait a little longer." The staff were afraid that Gu Wei would be in a hurry, so they quickly explained to them, after all, many celebrities have bad tempers.

"We're fine." Gu Wei said.

"It should be waiting for that flying guest." Mu Yue raised her head, "It just so happens that you can say hello, and you can also cooperate when recording the program."

Gu Wei also planned to do the same. While waiting for someone, he opened WeChat and sent Jiang Xun a location.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Brother, look!

[Love me please give me money]: [Location]

Jiang Xun didn't type, but sent him a voice directly.

[Husband]: Why did you come to City C to record the show

[Please give me money if you love me]: Yes, the fifth issue of "Wandering Together".

[Husband]: Then I just finished the finals tomorrow, and I can find you at that time.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Good!

The agent said that the show should be recorded well, and no unrelated people are allowed to be seen.

But Jiang Xun is not an unrelated person.

[Love me, please give me money]: I work hard, the agent has made me have a good relationship with the flying guests, and I will work hard to record the show.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Hanhan blushes.jpg

The door of the car was pulled open from the outside. The flying guests of the fifth variety show should have arrived. Gu Wei looked out from the car seat and saw a person wearing a hat, mask and sunglasses, covering them tightly.

The man was walking towards him surrounded by security, and there were many fans watching.

Jiang Xun sent another voice message, and Gu Wei habitually clicked on the voice play—

The flying guests held the door, stepped into the car, and took off their hats and masks.

Gu Wei: "…"

Gu Wei: "!!!"

Flying guest, how could it be him!

"I met again, I'm so sorry, I got the perfume endorsement before." Jiang Ying leaned on the back seat and looked at his opponent, "I can't believe it, I'm a flying guest on this show."

Gu Wei's first reaction was to be surprised, and his second reaction was to reach out and desperately press the minus button of the phone's external volume.

However, the voice that was clicked to play was played in a form that gradually became smaller—

Jiang Xun: "It just so happens that we are all in City C, when I finish the game..."