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Chapter 54: I don't sleep with you

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Gu Wei's "Oh?" made his back feel a little cold, so—

Gu Wei repeated: "Oh?"

"Then you and..." Jiang Ying glanced at him suspiciously, caught a glimpse of the camera behind him, and swallowed what he was about to say.

"The tomato and egg drop soup is ready." Gu Wei tried to change the subject, "It's ready to eat."

Jiang Ying gave up the question and went to take a bowl of soup instead.

The dinner was not a sumptuous one, but it was not bad for the guests who had been hungry all day. Several people present thanked Gu Wei.

There was no entertainment in the village, so after dinner, popular singer Yan Wanjuan, who was not involved in the cooking, took the initiative to wash the dishes, and the rest of the people gathered around the table and chatted while eating melon seeds.

The atmosphere of the first issue of "Getting Away" was so good, and the guests had a lot of fun. In contrast, Gu Wei felt that the atmosphere of "Wandering Together" was a little less enthusiastic. Gu Wei still remembers that the agent said that he could have a good relationship with the flying guests for the sake of variety show.

Gu Wei decided to try again.

"Jiang Ying, I..." Gu Wei tried to chat with Jiang Ying about Jiang Xun's game.

Jiang Ying was holding a small hammer and was smashing walnuts. When the hammer went down, the walnuts were torn apart: "What?"

Gu Wei: "It's fine."

The opponent is really fierce, except for the big goose at the head of the village, no one can be fiercer than him.

The variety show is still being recorded, and a group of guests can't talk to the camera all night. The director team suggested that everyone break the news, or perform a show or something.

A cross talk actor among the guests gave everyone a stand-up cross talk. Everyone present was amused, and the atmosphere in the room immediately became a lot more lively. Another guest told everyone some interesting jokes, Ye Xiaohan sang it. For the songs on the new album, everyone else is helping to beat the beat.

While listening to the female guest singing, Gu Wei watched his opponent sitting on his right and knocked out a whole basket of walnuts one by one.

"Are you eating?" Jiang Ying felt like he had smashed a little too much, obviously he couldn't finish it all by himself, so he asked Gu Wei on his left.

"I'll eat it." Jiang Enyuan on the other side stretched out his hand to get the walnuts that Jiang Ying had smashed.

"People who haven't cooked or washed the dishes won't eat it." Jiang Ying removed the plate, gave Gu Wei and Yan Wanjuan a bit of walnuts each, and said to Jiang Enyuan, "If you want to eat, do it yourself."

He was half-joking, but Jiang Enyuan's face was very ugly. Jiang Ying always looked like this in front of the public. Some people said that he was playing a big name, and some people said that he had a real temperament, but Jiang Enyuan was different, and he still had to maintain it. He has a gentle personality, so he can only smile and ignore it.

Gu Wei looked at the half plate of broken walnuts in front of him, and his mood was a bit complicated.

The agent said that he wants to have a good relationship with the flying guests.

Moreover, this is not only the opposite family, but also Jiang Xun's younger brother. If he and Jiang Xun want to talk about marriage, then Jiang Ying really wants to have a good relationship.

So Gu Wei peeled two almonds for Jiang Ying as a reward.

Jiang Ying stared at the two almonds on the plate in front of him, probably wanting to say "Oh?", but he withdrew.

Gu Wei felt that Jiang Ying seemed to have something on his mind. After all, the eyes of his family were on him all night, and he never left until Jiang Enyuan proposed to him to put on a show.

"Gu Wei, do you want to come and dance for everyone? I see that several popular video apps are very suitable for dancing." Jiang Enyuan invited, "After all, it is T.ATW's dance bear, and there has been no one for a long time. Watching you dance alone."

Almost everyone knows that Jiang Enyuan and Gu Wei used to be trainees in the same period, and their fans have also been pinched because of a choreography incident. Gu Weiwei's plagiarism of the black choreography on the whole network has not resulted so far.

When Gu Wei was hacked by the entire internet because of the choreography in the single mv, Jiang Enyuan said in front of the media, "I don't know, it's quite similar" and later gave a thumbs up to the marketing account that scolded Gu Wei, and was present. Several people know about it.

Whenever Jiang Enyuan and Gu Wei are in the same frame, there is a marketing account with rhythm to talk about what happened at the beginning, and the names of the two will be brought out for a walk from time to time. Now Jiang Enyuan is better, but he mentions dancing. To say that there is no malicious intent, it must be is not possible.

"Are you annoying?" Jiang Ying suddenly opened his mouth after not speaking.

Jiang Enyuan was a little stunned: "We have practiced dancing together before, I just asked..."

"You know what you want to say." Jiang Ying dropped this sentence and stopped looking at Jiang Enyuan.

Everyone looked at Gu Wei, wondering how he would react, but Gu Wei was a little distracted. Jiang Enyuan asked him just now if no one had seen him dance alone for a long time.

Gu Wei was a little strange, he was indifferent to Jiang Enyuan's provocation, and what he most wanted to refute was this sentence—

He danced alone for a person, and the small dormitory room was his stage alone. Maybe he felt ashamed and uncertain, but that feeling really made people feel happy.

Gu Wei suddenly didn't want to record variety shows. He wanted to see Jiang Xun. The two of them have been very busy for the past two weeks, so they can only chat occasionally on WeChat, and haven't seen each other for a long time.

Jiang Xun's birthday, he couldn't stay there, Jiang Xun's game, he couldn't go to the scene to watch, and couldn't get the news of TMW's victory immediately.

At this time, the finals should be over—

"Director." Gu Wei turned around and asked the director behind him, "Did TMW win?"

"I want to know too!" Jiang Ying was also excited, and stood up with a swipe on the ground, "Director, open Weibo, click on the hot search to see if my brother won?"

The other two guests were also chasing domestic competitions and immediately turned to see the director.

"TMW?" The director didn't follow e-sports events, but he knew about TMW a little bit. He was stunned on the spot. He took out his mobile phone and swiped the hot search on the spot.

The guests in the room immediately cheered: "TMW is awesome!"

Jiang Ying: "TMW is the best!!!"

Gu Wei: "Jiang Xun is the best!!!"

Jiang Ying turned his head: "Oh?"

Gu Wei repeated: "Oh?"

The two looked at each other and turned their heads away. You eat your almonds and I eat my walnuts.

No one cares if Gu Wei wants to dance with Jiang Enyuan, everyone is asking the director if he can check his phone for a while.

"I'll sing you the theme song of the game "Code" World Championship." Gu Wei suggested, "It just happens to be the occasion."

"Me too!" The hammer in Jiang Ying's hand tapped on the table.

The theme song of the game's World Championship this year is an all-English song. Together, Gu Wei and Jiang Ying, one knocked on the bowl, the other knocked on the table, and hit the rhythm of the song. This song is very difficult, and neither of them is good at singing. But the song is almost perfect.

The tune and lyrics of this song are both uplifting. When Gu Wei and Jiang Ying sang the first lyric, several guests sang along with them. Finally, popular singer Yan Wanjuan sang the high note at the end. Xiaohua applauded.

"My pitch is more accurate than yours." Jiang Ying beeped softly after singing.

"Okay, okay." Since they are relatives, Gu Wei decided to be friendly unilaterally.

The director seemed very satisfied with this passage, and immediately signaled that several people could enter the last part of the evening and divide the room.

There are only four rooms in this farmhouse. The one with the largest coffee seat among the guests lives alone in a room, and the others must be squeezed together by two people.

The two female guests chose a room in the attic, leaving Gu Wei, Jiang Ying, Jiang Enyuan, and the comedian Shang Hongshen. The room allocation for several people became a problem.

Gu Wei felt that this part of the variety show was definitely carefully designed by the director team. After all, it is really difficult for them to choose now.

"I don't sleep with you." Jiang Ying glanced at Jiang Enyuan in disgust.

"I won't sleep with you either." Jiang Ying looked at Gu Wei.

Then Jiang Ying had to sit in a room with Shang Hong. Shang Hongchen said he had no opinion, but Gu Wei had no opinion.

It is absolutely impossible for Gu Wei to share a room with Jiang Enyuan. The two of them share a room tonight, and there will be rumors of a fight between the two on Weibo tomorrow.

"I didn't expect my brother to be so popular." Cross talk actor Shang Hong said with a smile.

Since neither of the two wanted to share a room with Jiang Enyuan, the final assignment was that after washing, Gu Wei hugged the pillow, Jiang Ying dragged the quilt, and the two of them walked into the room with their own minds.

Following behind the two of them, they dutifully continued to record.

Gu Wei and Jiang Ying stood at the door of the room in a daze—

There is no bed in the room prepared by the program team, but only a tatami, which means that two people who are opposite each other must squeeze this tatami together.

"I sleep on the left?" Gu Wei tried to ask.

"Yes." Jiang Ying nodded, "I sleep on the right side."

very harmonious.

Since the two were staring blankly in the room, the follow-up filming gave up the filming after asking the director for instructions, and left the camera and recording equipment, allowing the two to sleep peacefully.

"Turn off the lights?" Gu Wei asked.

"Close it." Jiang Ying said.

The lights in the room snapped off, and the room fell silent. Outside the window was the quiet moonlight of the small village and the rustling of insects.

The two of them each took out their previously hidden mobile phones and turned on their screen.

Jiang Xun finished the game at night, just after taking a shower, sitting in the hotel room, he received a message from Gu Wei.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Jiang Xun's competition is great! ! !

[Please give me money if you love me]: It's a pity that I couldn't watch the live broadcast, otherwise I can give you hundreds of barrages!

[Please give me money if you love me]: Hanhan blushes.jpg

[Husband]: Have you finished recording the show

[Love me, please call me money]: Not yet, but today's session is over, and it will be over with another morning recording tomorrow.

[Husband]: I'll have someone pick you up tomorrow afternoon.

[Love me please give me money]: Good!

[Please give me money if you love me]: By the way, this variety show is coming

Gu Wei originally wanted to tell Jiang Xun that the flying guest in this variety show was Jiang Ying, but before the words were sent out, Gu Wei felt that Jiang Ying behind him was a little restless, and there seemed to be a line of sight swept towards him.

Gu Wei: "?"

"I... go to the toilet." Jiang Ying pushed the door open and went to the back of the house with her cell phone in her pocket.

Jiang Xun didn't wait until Gu Wei said something about this variety show, but waited for the news of his younger brother.

[Big Claw Crab]: The game is good.

[Big Claw Crab]: Make persistent efforts.

[100,000 Volts]: What is the tone of your veteran cadre inspecting work

[Big Claw Crab]: Oh

[Big Claw Crab]: Jiang Xun, I want to ask you something.

[One hundred thousand volts]: Say.

[Big Claw Crab]: Who are you chatting with, except me.

[100,000 Volts]: The engagement partner, I haven't seen you for a long time. Coax him.

[Big Claw Crab]: Oh

Claw Crab withdrew a message.

In the Jiang family's villa in H City, Song Jingxi, who was about to sleep, received a message from her youngest son—

[Big Claw Crab]: Mom.

[Big Claw Crab]: I'm very confused.

[Big Claw Crab]: I've been tangled for a long time.

[Big Claw Crab]: But out of conscience, there is a serious problem that I must report.