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Chapter 58: The vicissitudes of elementary school? why you!

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Jiang Xun sat next to Gu Wei and watched Gu Wei chatting in the group. The members of a certain boy group looked colder and more refined outside, but everyone in the chat group had an air of sand sculpture. .

This is the truest appearance of the dazzling idols in the eyes of fans, including the children giggling with their mobile phones beside him.

After Gu Wei posted the word "I" in the group, the group was quiet for five minutes.

five minutes later-

[stone]: [screenshot]

[stone]: I said how Jiang Ying seeks God in the connotation.

[stone]: Shit, why didn't you think that Gu Wei was Jiang Ying's opponent? I said that this melon is inexplicably familiar and tastes inexplicably sweet.

[Morning Sun Ah]: I feel sorry for Jiang Ying for a second, but this melon is still delicious.

[Shou De Yun Kai sees moon cakes]: I never imagined that Gu Wei would eat his own melon one day.

[Shou De Yun Kai sees the moon cake]: Can I laugh

[Early morning sun]: The organization approves you to laugh.

[Keep the clouds open to see the moon cakes]: Hahahaha.

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"What posts has Jiang Ying posted?" Jiang Xun saw a few people chatting, "Let me see?"

Gu Wei clicked on the link and handed the phone to Jiang Xun. Jiang Xun saw the inner world of his brother's incomparable struggle.

Jiang Xun: "…"

Jiang Xun: "His imagination is a bit rich."

Moreover, Jiang Ying is very busy. While posting on Weibo, he is still replying to netizens on the forum.

[Stationary Box]: Obviously a bit miserable, but I think hahaha.

[Tianguang Yunying] Reply to [Stationary Box]: Too much brother dei.

[Sunflower]: Well edited.

[Tianguang Yunying] Reply to [Sunflower]: This is called life, otherwise you can make one up and give it to me Kangkang.

[Moon Cake Cake]: I feel sorry for the landlord.

[Tianguang Yunying] Reply to [Moon Cake Cake]: Thank you for your distress.

[Moon Cake Cake] Reply to [Tianguang Yunying]: No thanks, thanks to the landlord for bringing us such a delicious melon.

[Sunny Doll]: Light a candle for the landlord.

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[Netizen 65564564]: Knock on the head.jpg

[Tianguang Yunying] Reply to [Netizen 65564564]: Brother? How did you get here? ?

Due to a small episode, the night was about to come to an end, and Gu Wei had to fly back to work the next day, so the two went to bed after washing up. Gu Wei, who was asleep, clutched the quilt and leaned in Jiang Xun's direction unconsciously.

It was already late autumn. When Gu Wei was sleeping, he couldn't help but put his hands out. The temperature in the room was not too high. Jiang Xun thought about it for a while, but still picked up Gu Wei's hand and stuffed it back.

The children are very obedient when they are asleep, but thinking that such obedience is the result of the drug's effect, Jiang Xun felt distressed.

Gu Wei said that in high school, he had emotional problems.

Although he didn't know much about this field, Jiang Xun also knew that Gu Cai's approach at that time was really not a good decision, but this decision finally made them meet.

Jiang Xun decided to ask what was going on. Gu Wei fell asleep, Jiang Xun didn't call, and found Song Jingxi's WeChat.

[One hundred thousand volts]: Mom, are you asleep

[Song Jingxi]: No, I'm looking for someone to help Jiang Ying remove the hot search.

[Song Jingxi]: What happened to Gu Wei's hot search just now? The children in our family can't be bullied like this.

[100,000 volts]: I know, I'll handle it.

[100,000 Volts]: I want to know, how did Uncle Gu and you talk about their engagement

[Song Jingxi]: Finally know that you care about others

[100,000 volts]: Yes, so if there is anything else about Gu Wei, please tell me quickly.

Song Jingxi sent a few hospital diagnosis sheets and prescriptions to Jiang Xun, and sent a voice to Jiang Xun: "Look at it for yourself, I got you engaged because I thought he had a good personality and could distract you. In this way, you won't work hard for your e-sports all day long, and mild depression is not a big problem, it won't affect him from liking you, and it won't affect your love for him."

[100,000 Volts]: Well, I'll take care of him.

The diagnosis sheet sent by Song Jingxi included several scales from the hospital, as well as a brain topographic map and a 12-lead electrocardiogram. The medicine prescribed by the doctor was sertraline, and the diagnosis was written as mild depression. Jiang Xun took a few The pictures were forwarded to Chu Yi, who is an associate professor of applied psychology at University A.

Chu Yi called him directly.

Jiang Xun gently covered Gu Wei with the quilt and went outside to answer the phone.

"Is it your child?" Chu Yi asked, "How is your progress?"

"Yes." Jiang Xun said, "What do you think of this diagnosis?"

"SCL90 shows mild depression, SAS shows mild anxiety, you will wake up if you have difficulty falling asleep, and your brain topographic map is not obvious. In fact, it's okay. If you took medicine on time and didn't experience major life events, you should be much better now." Chu Yi He briefly explained the diagnosis to Jiang Xun, "What's more interesting is the cutting-edge fear written here."

"Afraid of sharp objects?" Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei's black material bag and knew that Gu Wei was hacked by the entire internet after participating in the fifth episode of the variety show "Wandering Together", because Gu Wei tied the embroidery and needle together On the table, with a pale face, he quickly walked out of the room.

Now it seems that Gu Wei is not because of the "poorness" and "harmony" that netizens said, but because of fear.

"Let me see your children next time." Chu Yi said, "There should be a reason."

Jiang Xun thanked him and went back to his room. When he lay down, he stretched out his hand and took the child into his arms.

When Gu Wei opened his eyes in the early morning, he found himself in Jiang Xun's arms, surrounded by Jiang Xun's familiar breath, which made him feel at ease. So Gu Wei plans to feel at ease for a while.

"Wake up and pretend to be asleep?" Jiang Xun's voice was right in his ear, "Weiwei who doesn't want to work, what do you want to do?"

Gu Wei had to rush to work in the afternoon, so Jiang Xun had to wake him up.

Yesterday, Chu Yi said that depression will manifest itself as heavy in the morning and light in the evening. Jiang Xun discovered it when he was in the club dormitory. Compared with other times, Gu Wei in the morning did seem to be a little unresponsive and not too Happy to speak.

Gu Wei opened his eyes reluctantly, and just as he was about to get up, he felt Jiang Xun hug his waist, lift him up from the bed, and let him lean on him.

"Does the twisted neck still hurt?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei tried shaking his head: "It doesn't hurt anymore..."

Jiang Xun picked up Gu Wei's white sweater and wanted to put it on for him.

"I can wear it myself." Gu Wei raised his spirits and protested in a low voice.

"Sit." Jiang Xun said, "I like to dress you."

Soon, Gu Wei discovered that it was not an easy and relaxing thing for someone to help him get dressed. Jiang Xun would not just "dress" him. Jiang Xun helped him while kneading here and there. The interpretation of "like" is very accurate.

Gu Wei was so uncomfortable that he wanted to hide, but Jiang Xun noticed the motive, pressed it back, and went through the dressing process to the end.

"In a good mood?" Jiang Xun asked.

Being so troubled by him, Gu Wei felt that the inexplicable loss when he first got up was completely swept away.

Jiang Xun probably wanted to make him happy.

Is there anything he can do for Jiang Xun—

"Brother." Gu Wei bent the corner of his mouth and called Jiang Xun in a low voice.

"Huh?" Jiang Xun raised his head.

Gu Wei sat up straight, leaned forward slightly, leaned in, and touched Jiang Xun's profile with his lips lightly.

It was a kiss without any sex, Gu Wei even had this idea, and when he noticed it, his body involuntarily moved first.

Gu Wei finished his small movements and didn't wait for Jiang Xun's reaction. He grabbed the coat beside the bed and jumped out of bed and ran away, leaving Jiang Xun to sit by the bed alone, and he didn't come back to his senses.

"Weiwei!" Jiang Xun said angrily, "You don't want me to go out!"

Jiang Xun: "You come back, I will teach you a lesson!"

It was early in the morning, and he was teased by the sleepy-eyed children. Jiang Xun looked down at himself, feeling that the time to go out was probably going to be delayed.

Gu Wei's flight arrived at the airport one step ahead of Jiang Xun, and met Jiang Ying in the airport lounge.

Gu Wei: "…"

I haven't seen each other for a night, and the other family seems to have accepted the reality.

"Come and sit." Jiang Ying greeted.

Gu Wei had no opinion, he sat down and closed his eyes, but felt Jiang Ying come over.

Gu Wei: "?"

"I thought about it." Jiang Ying said, "I'm still stupid. I thought you and my brother were using the same perfume."

Sorry for the first time.

"How did you guys get together?" Jiang Ying was curious, "When I didn't know."

"Because..." Gu Wei recalled that time and felt a little funny, "Because when I first added WeChat, there was a little misunderstanding."

Because of the misunderstanding that was comparable to chatting across servers, no one had the chance to break off the marriage, and between him and Jiang Xun, things gradually came to an end.

"What are you doing?" Gu Wei's eyes swept across Jiang Ying's mobile phone screen. Jiang Ying was chatting with people on WeChat. The avatar on the screen was very familiar, it was a pot of cactus.

Gu Wei was a little afraid of cacti, so he looked away, but he still asked, "Have you changed your avatar?"

He remembered that Jiang Ying's head was a crab.

"No." Jiang Ying said, "Shh, this is my trumpet."

"You still play trumpet on WeChat?" Gu Wei admired.

"I'm too good at playing games, so find a power trainer to train me up." Jiang Ying said, "It must be a trumpet, my brother is so good at games, but his brother wants to find a power trainer, if he finds out How embarrassing I am, and I am a traffic star, such things as power leveling are still small insurance."

"What's your WeChat name?" Gu Wei had a strange hunch.

"Time is gone forever." Jiang Ying said proudly, "The signature is 'Rolling the Yangtze River's East Passing Water', the head is a cactus, and the age is 9 years old. It looks like a primary school student, but it doesn't look like it. It's very confusing."

Gu Wei: "…"

"Have you ever found a big watermelon power leveling agent before?" Gu Wei still remembers the name of Chi Yunkai's little friend's online shop.

"I found it, and I gave it a WeChat account, but I didn't add it, because I found out that it was a new store, so I'm a pigeon." Jiang Ying found the problem halfway through, "No, how did you know?"

Gu Wei: "…"

The "vicissitudes of primary school" back then, it turned out to be you.

"Primary school student" didn't come to add his WeChat, but Jiang Xun came instead.

Two people, you come and I talk to chickens and ducks, and that's how I know each other.

"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Ying looked up.

Assistant Mu Yue came to knock on the door. Gu Wei was about to leave, so he didn't have time to answer Jiang Ying, so he had to send back an emoji on WeChat—

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Fate, amazing.