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Chapter 60: Wow

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Gu Wei laughed out loud when he looked at the string of "It's fake" on the phone screen.

"What are you laughing at?" the makeup artist asked. "Brother, you look so good when you smile. No wonder you have so many face powders."

"I'm watching a new variety show." Gu Wei said, "It's a little surprising."

The sixth issue of "Wandering Together" did make him feel a little surprised. Apart from this comment, netizens' comments on the variety show in this issue were all good. It was the first time that Gu Wei was in the same frame as Jiang Enyuan without being caught. black.

Netizen 1: Jiang Yingfan, I feel that Gu Wei is not so annoying, and even helped my brother drive away the biting goose. Was there a misunderstanding in the previous choreography plagiarism? I don't think Jiang Enyuan can tell anything. When the evidence comes, it looks like a vague action, and there must be a limit to black.

Netizen 2: Passers-by, Gu Wei has also become a fan. In the kitchen section, I don't know what Jiang Ying asked him, but he suddenly laughed, so sweet, I used to swipe T.ATW's performance on Weibo and feel Gu Wei Wei didn't seem to laugh much.

Netizen 3: The company requires that the main dancer can be salty or sweet, but the little hedgehog knows that Gu Wei is a very good person in the audience, and he is very fond of fans. He often asks us to spend less money on star chasing and not stay up late, just ask where to find such a good idol .

Netizen 4: Originally, I was in a bad mood today, but now I am better. When I see my favorite idol, I always feel that everything is worth it. That part of the kitchen is so funny, why does Jiang Ying keep saying "Oh?" Ah, it's so funny, hahahaha, is there any confusion he can't solve

Netizen 5: I was so excited when everyone sang together. Not to mention that I can see Gu Wei and Jiang Ying singing together in my lifetime. Have you noticed that in this segment, others called "TMW awesome", but What Gu Wei is shouting is "Jiang Xun is awesome", and I feel like I can make a wave of achievements for the sisters who are "intimidating".

In addition, there are also many details that Gu Wei did not pay attention to, which were specially brought up and discussed by netizens—

Netizen 6: Babies chasing "Wandering", do you still remember when the fifth issue was in a Nordic town, Jiang Enyuan said that Gu Wei's English was not good. In this issue, go back and listen to that song. Gu Wei's English pronunciation should not be more standard. I, a first-class undergraduate student, thinks that his pronunciation is not his standard.

Netizen 7: Yes, I noticed it too, I was thinking about this at the time. Jiang Enyuan's fan is black every day. Gu Wei has a low education and is impolite. Did he move his lips when he sang, ah? ? ? I feel that Gu Wei dropped out of school for a reason.

Netizen 8: I'm a little hedgehog, but I'm a fan of Jiang Ying circle today. Jiang Ying really has a true temperament. He has attacked Jiang Enyuan several times.

Netizen 9: I want to say that Jiang Ying is good, and Jiang Enyuan doesn't dare to bully him. I really don’t want to see that choreography question anymore. Every day I search Gu Wei’s name and I can get the job black and the rhythm. I feel that Jiang Enyuan’s attitude is very strange. Speak my heart out.

"Still browsing Weibo?" The voice came from above Gu Wei, Jiang Xun stopped beside Gu Wei and pulled Gu Wei's hand down, "The phone is too close, protect your eyes. kid."

Only then did Gu Wei realize that the makeup artist had left at some point. When he heard Jiang Xun's voice, his first reaction was to hide his phone, but Jiang Xun stopped him.

"What about the variety show?" Jiang Xun asked, "Then you don't need to hide, I already know, Jiang Ying just wrote a small composition to apologize to me."

"Small composition?" Gu Wei asked.

"See for yourself." Jiang Xun handed the phone to Gu Wei, "It's interesting."

[Big Claw Crab]: Is Jiang Xun there? Is Jiang Xun there

[Big Claw Crab]: The following is my apology statement-

[Big Claw Crab]: 1. I shouldn't get too close to Gu Wei when recording a variety show, I shouldn't be in the kitchen asking if Gu Wei has been in a relationship recently, I shouldn't smash all the walnuts, I shouldn't put only the walnuts Eat it for Gu Wei, but I still don't want to eat it for the other two Han Bu (just my attitude).

[Big Claw Crab]: 2. I shouldn't have taken away Gu Wei's pillow when he fell asleep, causing Gu Wei to sleep with a stiff neck. The next day I pretended not to know what to do. It's really my fault. .

[Big Claw Crab]: 3. I absolutely support my brother's major life events, and absolutely support engagement. My brother is not a scumbag, and neither am I, but I will not release any resources that should be fought, and I will also be the one to beat. will not be less.

[Big Claw Crab]: May the friendship last forever.jpg

[One hundred thousand volts]: Read √.

Gu Wei: "…"

This whole page of news, the lust for survival at home is really too strong.

"There's another one, that youth trainee, you can also see the sunny one." Jiang Xun opened another message to Gu Wei, "It's also very interesting."

[sunny]: Report, Weibo has a cult.

[sunny]: I will always support you and Weiwei.

[sunny]: Captain rush for me, hurry up, I'm in a hurry.

[sunny]: You can take anything around my dormitory, it's really not good, you can trick Gu Wei to play in our club for two more days.

Gu Wei: "…"

This is a cp powder, the identification is complete.

In the club, there are actually CP fans.

This can explain why Yi Qing was so excited when she saw him open the door from Jiang Xun's room when he was in the club.

It could also explain why Yi Qing was so angry when T&K players scolded him and Jiang Xun.

"The variety show performed very well." Jiang Xun said, "You don't need to worry about your sense of variety show. There are a lot of scenes for you in this episode. No matter what, the director has a lot in mind."

Jiang Xun seems to be right, because not long after the sixth issue of "Wandering Together" was broadcast, a video clip of Gu Weidan on Weibo was turned over by netizens. The clip was made by Little Hedgehog, and the title was "The moment of a smile that has not healed the heart".

@小牛牛家的雪冰: Look at our Weiwei, he is really not arrogant, nor is he rude, the moment that makes you Kang Kang Weiwei warm.

"I'm fine." Jiang Xun said suddenly, "kswl."

"Where did you go to learn these slang words in the rice circle." Gu Wei was amused by him, and the feeling of being a little depressed because of the filming was swept away.

The video editing is very delicate. On the way back to the hotel in the car, Gu Wei has been watching this video.

This little hedgehog seems to be his diehard fan. The clip contains many moments from his debut to the present, many of which he himself has to forget.

When he was still a trainee, he smiled and said thank you to fans.

On the stage, he gave wink to the audience.

When he was in the variety show, he snickered while looking for clues with Jiang.

He never felt that he could still have such a warm moment.

"Look, Weiwei." Jiang Xun said, "I like someone because he can bring strength to me. Fans treat you like this, and I treat you like this. You are needed and loved."

Not pointless.

Only then did Gu Wei realize that Jiang Xun was comforting him for what happened just now.

"I'm fine." Gu Wei said, "If I'm so useful, I'll show you a smile every day in the future."

"Not enough." Jiang Xun saw that Gu Wei was in a good mood, and immediately started again, "My fiancee said that she would only give me a smile every day. Are you happy?"

"Then..." Gu Wei felt that what Jiang Xun said seemed to make sense, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong, "Then what should I do, give you another wink?"

Gu Wei seriously doubted whether he would be directly bullied by pressing the bed like last time after giving it.

So he took advantage of Jiang Xun's ignorance, leaned in and kissed Jiang Xun's cheek, exactly the same as last time, and continued to plan to run away after the kiss.

But the space in the car is small. This time he was caught by Jiang Xun. Jiang Xun pressed him on the back seat of the car, and his hands were all the way down from his waist and tail vertebrae, not lightly behind him. Press lightly.

"Hmm..." Gu Weihe was so shocked that his whole body shuddered, and he exclaimed in small exclamations. He looked back at Jiang Xun as if begging for mercy.

"Looking for God." Mu Yue in the front row finally couldn't bear it any longer, "The hotel is almost here, you can stop for a while and go back to play. I promise no one will disturb you today."

Taking this opportunity, Gu Wei moved to the window and put it on the door, staying far away from the big hooligan.

The security work of the crew did a good job this time, the hotel was surrounded by the crew's own people, and there was no more illegitimate intrusion. Gu Wei didn't feel it when he was sitting in the car, but when he got out of the car, he stumbled a bit and was pulled by Jiang Xun's hand.

"Does your leg hurt?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei just remembered that it was because of the scene in the afternoon that it started to hurt at this time.

He grabbed Jiang Xun's sleeve, both of them wearing sunglasses and masks, walked to the hotel, and passed by He Cheng, who also just got off the bus, He Cheng's eyes stayed on Jiang Xun for a long time. There seemed to be thought in his eyes.

Jiang Xun reached out and brought Gu Wei to his side, and the two of them just walked over.

"Let me see your legs." Jiang Xun closed the door of the room and turned to ask Gu Wei.

"It should be nothing..." Gu Weixin was big and didn't think it was a big deal. When Jiang Xun rolled up his trouser legs, he realized that there was a whole piece of bruise on his knees.

Gu Wei: "…"

In fact, his waist still hurts a bit. When he was running away from the scene, he knocked over the table. The director praised him and said that he acted very naturally, but he actually hit it.

"Why are you filming, you are just tossing." Jiang Xun taught him a lesson and called Mu Yue to bring medicine.

"And the emotional out-of-control in the afternoon, can you tell me what's going on?" Jiang Xun asked.

"Afternoon." Gu Wei still had a grudge in his heart, "Actually, I resisted this part a bit, but I really fell into it, and I felt that I couldn't break free from Miao Zihan's life."

Jiang Xun had read Miao Zihan's script, and knew what the film was about.

Miao Zihan is a divorced family, and Jiang Xun has never listened to Gu Wei talking about his mother, even the engagement was made by his unreliable father, and he didn't even explain it to Gu Wei. .

A reliable parent will basically not make the decision to let the child enter the entertainment industry when the child has symptoms of depression.

"Don't talk about me." Gu Wei Jiang Xun stared at him a little embarrassed, "What are you here for today?"

"Let's teach you a lesson." Jiang Xun was still angry, "I want to spank your ass, it's too bad. Not only did it make a cult CP, but I also hurt myself by filming."

Gu Wei: "…"

so fierce.

"Brother, my leg hurts now, do you want to let me go?" Gu Wei bargained, anyway, he was confident, Jiang Xun would definitely not bully him at this time.

Jiang Xun still told him the purpose of coming today: "Last time, about the hot search of illegitimate fans, my mother was very angry, and when I didn't know where to chat with people, I heard that He Cheng was bringing money into the group. , I didn't film well, and then I got even more angry, and the avatar was replaced with a puffer fish."

Gu Wei: "Then Auntie..."

"Auntie said that he brought money into the group, so we will also bring money. In the future, we will each rely on our ability. If he is not good at acting, let him go." Jiang Xun noticed Gu Wei's reaction and continued, "This is my mother's. Exact words."

Gu Wei always felt that Song Jingxi was a very gentle person, but he never expected that he would not give in at all in these matters.

"Is this what you told the director?" Gu Wei understood.

"Yes, that's basically it." Jiang Xun nodded, "Besides, he also made a small request to me."

"What?" Gu Wei was curious.

Jiang Xun: "Is it about to shoot the part of Miao Zihan going to the youth academy selection? Your director hopes that I can make a cameo appearance in this part, just a few scenes."

Gu Wei: "Wow."