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Chapter 63: Of course it's worthy of the name

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"What did you call?" Shi Xinyan suddenly woke up, "Jiang Xun?"

The amount of information is a bit large, and what the two men actually did when they didn't know.

Gu Wei followed and woke up: "..."

I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back, but it doesn't matter, there is no one around here, so few people should be able to hear it.

So Jiang Xun would definitely not be able to hear it.

"Director Zhang, cut it out later." Gu Wei said to the camera, "I'm sorry, I'm distracted, it has nothing to do with Jiang Xun."

Director Zhang in the monitoring room: "..."

What an amazing group T.ATW is, just two people can contribute so much material to him.

What kind of baby is Gu Wei? If he says he has no sense of variety show, he is afraid that he is a fool. Director Zhang unilaterally thinks that the director of "Wandering Together" is a fool.

It was the relationship between Jiang Xun and Gu Wei. Director Zhang decided to ask his friend Song Jingxi next time what was going on with these two people. When they said they were friends, Director Zhang didn't believe a word. The development of the matter completely exceeded him. The original plan, what CP is still being fired, these two people haven't met in this issue yet, and the feeling of CP is about to overflow the screen.

"It seems that there is no one around here." Gu Wei gave up, "Let's find clues by ourselves."

Shi Xinyan looked at Gu Wei up and down, and finally showed an envious expression: "Director Zhang is too much, why are you a handsome young man, but I am the eunuch in the palace, and I have to be chased for several streets."

Gu Wei: "Maybe other people's roles are more pitiful. You see, I still have an alpaca."

Shi Xin didn't listen, and shouted at the night sky: "Director Zhang, don't pretend, I know you can hear..."

The alpaca next to Gu Wei was impatient again, and said to Shi Xin again: "he~tui!"

Gu Wei: "…"

Just as he was about to express his sympathy, he heard Shi Xinyan look at the alpaca in surprise and said loudly, "Director Zhang, so you are here."

Ten minutes later, Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan drove the alpaca forward in tandem.

Gu Wei: "Director Zhang, let's go."

Shi Xin said, "Director Zhang, are you having trouble with your legs? Keep up."

All the staff in the monitoring room looked at the chief director and laughed wildly. Director Zhang scratched his head and sighed: "What kind of boy group is T.ATW?"

Other staff members agreed, and also expressed their desire to meet other members of the group for a while.

Staff 1: "Director, Shi Xinyan's connotation is you hahahahaha, Gu Wei also learned it."

Staff 2: "I've seen Coconut TV's shows before. They're all very handsome. How come there's a variety show? They're crazy. They don't have any pretense at all. They all start to let themselves go."

Staff 3: "Jiang Xun has run away from the plot line. At present, Qian Yining and Beike are the most obedient, beep quietly. I feel that Director Zhang is going to be tricked today."

The program continued to be recorded, and Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan discussed the mission this time as they walked into the palace.

"As soon as I came in, I started to be chased." Shi Xinyan complained frantically, "Really, if I hadn't still been wearing this father-in-law's clothes, I would have thought that I was not in a variety show but a marathon, but I found this while running. ."

In Shi Xinyan's hand, there is a sachet, the sachet is very delicate, and it can be seen that the show team put a lot of effort into it.

"What is your identity?" Gu Wei asked, "Did you give you any hints?"

"Just the eunuch, and then I was timid, and suddenly wanted to go out in the middle of the night, wanting to send someone out of the palace." Shi Xinyan said, "How about you?"

Gu Wei circled himself outside the palace wall three times, and then he found the gate. He told Shi Xinyan, and then said, "They said they would take 'her' away, and the sachet you picked up must also be related to the woman. This The plot should revolve around 'her'."

Both of them suddenly stopped talking, because not far from them, there was a sudden burst of singing, which sounded numb to the scalp.

Shi Xinyan rubbed the alpaca's head: "Director Zhang, we are so scared, can we add money?"

Gu Wei also said: "It's okay to give some clues without adding money, we won't pick."

Director Zhang's voice appeared in the headsets of the two of them: "Don't even think about it, let me in, right now."

Gu Wei spread his hands, expressing helplessness: "Forget it, ignore him, let's play by ourselves."

The house where the singing was heard was right in front of the two of them. There were two guards guarding the door, but neither of them planned to go to the main entrance.

"Do you believe it or not." Shi Xinyan said, "We're going over now, and we're going to be punished again."

"I believe it." Gu Weishen, who led the alpaca all the way, agreed, "Let's climb over the wall."

Follow-up of two people: "..."

"You can't..." Director Zhang's voice came from the headset, but Gu Wei took off the headset first, and Shi Xinyan did the same.

In the monitoring room, Director Zhang sat on the stool: "Why? Why didn't the guests I invited listen to me?"

The staff gave a symbolic expression of sympathy.

"Besides, what's going on? Jiang Xun just picked the headset, and Gu Wei also started picking it. Didn't the two really collude? What happened to these two people? Forget the eye contact in the last issue, I also recognize face-to-face. Well, what's going on this episode, is this still brainwave communication?" Director Zhang sighed.

"Director, who asked us to have no script." The staff comforted.

At the corner of the wall, the two people who were about to climb the wall were in high spirits.

Shi Xinyan said, "Dear viewers."

Gu Wei: "Every little stone and little hedgehogs."

Shi Xinyan: "Now, two members of our T.ATW will show you what it means to climb the wall. Dear friends, I hope you can climb the wall T.ATW as soon as possible, my brother loves you, I watched us climb the wall today, and tomorrow We are your new wall."

A group of people in the monitoring room have already laughed out pigs.

"Climb quickly." Gu Wei urged, "I'm afraid that Director Zhang will let those female ghosts stop us later."

Director Zhang in the monitoring room had this intention: "..."

"You go up first, then pull me." Shi Xinyan urged Gu Wei.

"Deal." Gu Wei said.

Shi Xinyan pushed the alpaca hard against the wall, Gu Wei stepped on the back of the alpaca, flexibly climbed up the wall, and stretched out his hand to Shi Xinyan below: "Hurry up."

Shi Xinyan grabbed Gu Wei's hand and the two climbed towards the roof.

Follow up: "…"

We are so desperate, we can't go up, what are we filming

"On the drone, give me aerial photography." The director said quickly, "I want to see what they want to do."

"What sound?" Director Zhang was confused.

"He~tui!"

"He~tui!"

"He~tui!"

Staff 4: "Uh, Director Zhang, Gu Wei climbed the wall and threw Mai into the corner, and they stepped on the alpaca when they climbed the wall just now. The alpaca was very dissatisfied, and now the alpaca is..."

Spitting frantically.

"Ah, my money." Director Zhang wanted to cry without tears.

Gu Wei is very good, but it's a bit of a waste of money.

On the roof, two people were watching the situation below. The group was wearing gorgeous costumes, dancing in the courtyard, and the songs they sang sounded a little creepy.

"Can you understand the lyrics?" Gu Wei asked.

"I don't understand it very well." Shi Xinyan shook his head, "Try to ring the bell."

A string of small bells in Gu Wei's hand shook a crisp sound in the night, the singing stopped abruptly, and the people dancing in the yard bowed down towards the roof.

"Who is that?" Shi Xinyan heard the sound of hooves.

"Jiang Xun!" Gu Wei saw Jiang Xun from a distance, "It must be Jiang Xun."

"Shh." Shi Xinyan said, "Let's wait and see, in case our tasks are different."

Gu Wei felt that it was reasonable, so the two continued to shrink on the roof, watching the movement in the yard.

Jiang Xun, dressed in a royal uniform, stepped into the yard, and the people in the yard retreated one after another.

"Ah, why are you all dressed up so nicely?" Shi Xinyan completely lost her psychological balance.

"Why don't you give me a horse?" People are more popular than people.

"My lord, the soul of the princess has been imprisoned in this palace city according to the king's request." Qun Yan said to Jiang Xun, "What do you want to do?"

Jiang Xun gave a low laugh, and said his lines according to the mission requirements: "Find it out and let her go away."

When he spoke in such a tone, even Qun Yan raised his head in astonishment, as if the person standing in front of him was really an indifferent ancient aristocrat.

"Shit." Shi Xinyan beeped softly, "This is acting." CFG

"Don't lie, I'm thinking about our mission." Gu Wei whispered, "Director Zhang really won't let us pass so easily, Jiang Xun and we should be opposites, that 'she' refers to the princess, ours The task is to take the princess out, and Jiang Xun's task is to make the princess go away."

"I feel that the princess has been stunned. After all, the npc is talking about conjuring the soul." Shi Xinyan said, "So we are going to find this princess now. The little bell in your hand should be useful. I don't know what Beike and Qian Yining are. identity."

"Let's go and have a look elsewhere." Gu Wei said, "Since the tasks are different, let's not meet Jiang Xun for the time being."

The director is too bad, obviously he won't let him play with Jiang Xun.

"Agree." Shi Xin said.

Therefore, the two avoided the courtyard and planned to return on the same road.

Gu Wei tried to flip down the wall. The alpaca ran away. The wall was not too high, but he didn't take advantage of it. It was a little difficult to flip up. He was thinking about what to do when a familiar voice suddenly came from the ground.

"Want to help?" Fu Gui'er

"Okay, okay." Gu Wei didn't even think about it.

The owner of the voice reached out and caught his waist, Gu Wei let go of his grip on the wall, and when he came back to his senses, he landed on the ground.

No, not on the ground.

Gu Wei: "???"

Shi Xinyan on the roof was dumbfounded.

Gu Wei sat on the saddle and didn't react.

When did this horse come

Gu Wei: "Jiang Xun?"

Jiang Xun didn't know when he led the horse to the corner of the wall, and when he reached out to pick up the person, he abducted the person onto the saddle.

"Gu Wei ah ah!" Shi Xinyan came back to his senses, "Run."

Jiang Xun jumped onto his horse first, and his movements were extraordinarily skilled. He rode away and successfully abducted the child who climbed the wall.

"Return my teammates to me." Shi Xinyan's painful howl came from a distance, "Gu Wei, you come back, how can I get down without you!!"

Before the princess in the mission could be found, the teammates were kidnapped by the bad guys first.

Before the follow-up shot could catch up, the drone was also flying slowly in the sky, Jiang Xun took Gu Wei and walked farther and farther.

"Caught a kid who sneaked over the wall." Jiang Xun said.

"How do you... know how to ride a horse?" Gu Wei was stunned for a while before asking this first.

"I've learned it before, it's not difficult, even Jiang Ying knows, if you want to learn, I can teach you later." Jiang Xun pulled the reins and slowed down, waiting for the follow-up cameras and drones to catch up, "You When the director doesn't give you a horse, why does he give you an alpaca instead, Director Zhang is not stupid, he knows who will and who won't, if you fall, I will definitely ask him to settle the account."

"Then how do you know... I'm on the roof?" Gu Wei was puzzled.

"This." Jiang Xun took out a new microphone and pinned it by the collar for Gu Wei, "A naughty child gave away Mai Dupi, Director Zhang had no choice but to ask me to send you a new one. Come here, and, just now, there was a drone shooting over your heads."

Gu Wei finally understood the reason why he was kidnapped by Jiang Xun, but he is still a little guilty, not only because of the mission, but also for other reasons.

"Are you finished?" Jiang Xun asked him.

Gu Wei nodded.

"Okay, I'm done talking about my business." Before no one saw him, Jiang Xun hugged Gu Wei even tighter, "Let's talk about some personal matters."

"What's the private matter?" Gu Weiyi jolted, "Let's go back and talk about the private matter."

"can not wait anymore."

Gu Wei didn't understand why he couldn't wait, so Jiang Xun lowered his head and kissed him gently on the face.

Gu Wei: "!!!"

Immediately afterwards, someone supported him with one hand and reached into his collar with the other.

Gu Wei: "…"

He was originally riding a horse for the first time, and with Jiang Xun's aggressive approach, he could only move but did not dare to move, allowing Jiang Xun to bully him.

"Don't touch there!" Gu Wei shivered.

"Well, don't touch it." Jiang Xun's words and deeds were different.

"What's wrong with you?" Gu Wei tried to escape.

"It's nothing." Jiang Xun kissed the child several times while no one was there. "I heard someone call me a rogue just now. I thought about it, but I still have to work hard to live up to the name."

Gu Wei: "…"

Jiang Xun, I heard you.