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Chapter 64: Director, cut these two sentences!

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"Brother, your hearing is really good." Gu Wei tried to help Jiang Xunshun.

"Don't dare to be." Jiang Xun said, "My family's Weiwei's voice is really nice, you can call me more in the future."

Gu Wei was uncomfortable with Jiang Xun's touch. He didn't know the situation of the video and radio, so he didn't dare to move or speak loudly, so he could only beg for mercy in a low voice.

"I... was wrong." Gu Wei tried to save, "I shouldn't be shouting at the night sky with true feelings, I shouldn't bring my personal emotions to variety shows."

"'I was wrong', recall it yourself, have I heard it too many times." Jiang Xun was unmoved. "You apologize in the future, and I will pay my debts."

It's true, no matter how long it has passed, Gu Weigui's lesson has not changed at all.

Gu Wei: "…"

He didn't get into trouble for a while, and he was a little flustered for a while.

"Stop messing around." Jiang Xun threatened, "It's not like you don't know my sexual orientation."

Gu Wei didn't move, but he was wronged. Don't they have the same sexual orientation

Jiang Xun will have a reaction, is he not responding? Whether it is Jiang Xun's actions or Jiang Xun's words, he actually has no resistance.

However, it was indeed his fault for this matter, and he could only be bullied in various ways by a certain person.

In the monitoring room where the variety show was recorded, Director Zhang was distracted by the real-time feedback data.

"What about Gu Wei and Jiang Xunren?" Director Zhang asked, "Why did you record a variety show and have no guests recorded?"

Staff 1: "Report to the director, lost the run, follow-up and drone are chasing."

Staff 2: "Reporting to the director, Jiang Xun seems to have turned off the Mai, and then Gu Wei has not opened it yet."

Director Zhang: "…"

If there is a problem, there must be a problem with these two people. If these two people have no problem, he will perform handstand singing.

He may be the first director in history to have no guests.

"Hurry up with the drone." Director Zhang urged, "What are these two people doing?"

"I caught up immediately, and we found a car for the follower." The staff said, "Ah, also, Shi Xinyan can't get up and down on the roof, maybe he needs to find someone to help."

"Hurry up, Bei Ke is not nearby, let him go over to make a quest." Although it was a well-designed variety show, Director Zhang felt like he was bringing a wave of arrogant children, and the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. After all, he didn't expect it when designing Some people would run up to the roof, but Jiang Xun didn't expect Gu Wei to be kidnapped.

"When the time comes, this section will not be cut for a second." Zhang Dao said angrily, "I see how Jiang Xun wants to round it up."

On the other hand, after Jiang Xun completed "True to the Name", he reluctantly let go of Gu Wei and helped Gu Wei tidy up the somewhat messy neckline.

"Director Zhang has a good eye." Jiang Xun said, "Your costume looks really good."

"The drone is catching up." Gu Wei whispered.

"Then continue to record the show." Jiang Xun stretched out his hand, turned on the two's wireless radios, and made a silent gesture to Gu Weibi.

Gu Wei: "You..."

No wonder Jiang Xun was so bold just now that the camera and radio didn't keep up. Except for the two of them, no one knew what happened.

"Director!" The staff was excited, "Jiang Xun and Gu Wei's radio has resumed."

Director Zhang was pleasantly surprised: "Come on, let me hear it."

The voices of Jiang Xun and Gu Wei entered the director's ears.

Jiang Xun: "Have you heard my mission?"

Gu Wei: "I heard, you want to let that princess go away."

Jiang Xun: "What about yours?"

director:"???"

The two were actually discussing the mission in a serious manner.

Impossible, Jiang Xun abducted people so far just to discuss the mission

Director Zhang knew it was wrong with his toes.

Although Gu Wei was a little confused by Jiang Xun's torment, he still remembered his mission and position, he said, "I have the same mission as yours."

"Really?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei nodded.

Seeing that the follow-up filming finally caught up, and the show continued to be recorded, Jiang Xun did not reveal it: "Since the task is the same, then I am going to the main hall now, Weiwei, come with me."

Gu Wei: "…"

Gu Wei: "Okay... ah."

He couldn't reveal his mission, so he could only act with Jiang Xun first.

The two finally put on the headset and the wireless radio, and Director Zhang confidently announced a new task—

Director Zhang: "Everyone has a token of identity in their hands. Find the token of the opponent and throw it into the pool of the main hall. It is regarded as the opponent's mission failure. Whether it is to save the princess or let the princess go away, keep the token in your hand. Just leave it in the hands of the princess."

Director Zhang: "In addition, there is a guest who is responsible for cleaning up the miscellaneous people in the palace, that is, the supervisor. His purpose is to eliminate everyone. Once the token falls into the hands of this person, it will be regarded as a mission failure."

Director Zhang's words reminded Gu Wei of his bell and the sachet that Shi Xinyan picked up. If this is the case, then Jiang Xun must have something on his body. Jiang Xun should be the antagonist, not the supervisor. If the token of Xun is thrown into the pool, then he is half-successful.

What would Jiang Xun's token be

Jiang Xun hugged Gu Wei in front of him, held the reins of the horse, and went to the direction of the main hall, followed the filming and continued shooting, and everything returned to normal.

The experience of riding a horse is very novel, but Gu Wei is a little absent-minded when he is thinking about the task.

"What are you touching?" Jiang Xun's voice came from behind him, "Gu Wei, why are you holding my pants."

Gu Wei: "…"

Of course, I was secretly looking for a token!

"My hand slipped." Gu Wei said expressionlessly.

Jiang Xun laughed and didn't pursue it any further.

The main hall was in front of him, Jiang Xun got off his horse, stretched out his hand to pull Gu Wei, Gu Wei grabbed Jiang Xun's hand and jumped off the horse, surrounded by antique buildings. The young master, a high-ranking prince, against the backdrop of the surrounding scenery, makes people really have an unreal sense of time and space reversal.

In such a scene, the surrounding follow-up was also stunned.

Director Zhang in the monitoring room couldn't help but sigh: "This is a moving picture, we will use it for the trailer later, just with their faces and this scene, our variety show is definitely going to explode. The problem is, everyone fight for a wave, we want to be the first in the ratings of the variety show in the same period."

The face value is enough, and the guests are also stubborn. Director Zhang suddenly felt that the money was not in vain, and Jiang Xun was helping out as a friendship, so there was no need to pay.

However, Director Zhang remembered that Jiang Xun was invited to several programs before, but Jiang Xun did not agree. Song Jingxi said that he did not care about the entertainment industry, so this time, Jiang Xun is willing to help, probably because of other reasons. —

Director Zhang thought of Gu Wei.

Director Zhang: "…"

understood.

Gu Wei saw Shi Xinyan and Beke from a distance. Beke was dressed as a general and looked very majestic.

"Gu Wei!" Shi Xinyan stood at the door of the main hall and waved to Gu Wei, "Come here!"

Gu did not pull out his legs and ran, but Jiang Xun reached out and carried him back.

Jiang Xun: "What are you running, doesn't it mean that our mission is the same?"

Shi Xinyan: "..."

Finished, teammates were detained.

Gu Wei had no choice but to follow behind Jiang Xun, and a few people entered the main hall together. The main hall was illuminated by lanterns, and the throne in the center was empty. The moment the four guests stepped into the main hall, the candles in the hall lit up. There was a pool in the center of the main hall.

"Director Zhang has spent a lot of money." Shi Xinyan sighed.

"I have a question." Gu Wei said, "Where's Qian Yining?"

Beke shook his head: "I came all the way and found Shi Xinyan on the roof."

"Let's see what the director has arranged first." Jiang Xun glanced at the pool in the center of the hall.

"Please take your seats." The eunuchs and palace maids played by Qun walked up to several people and invited them to sit on the seats on both sides.

"Is there something to eat?" Shi Xinyan was excited, "Director Zhang is a good man, I've been hungry all night."

Gu Wei sat cross-legged beside Jiang Xun, watching the palace maids coming and going in the hall filled with various dishes on the table, the lights in the hall dimmed for a moment, and suddenly there was one more person on the originally empty throne.

The actor who played the emperor said, "Today, we are guests. I invite you to a banquet and witness the resurrection of the princess with this king."

The group of strangely dressed performers broke into the hall and continued to complete the process of "calling the soul", and the strange singing was introduced to everyone's ears.

"What are they singing?" Gu Wei asked Jiang Xun.

"I've probably heard it, and it seems like this." Jiang Xun explained to him, "The princess died of illness, and the king had no intention of political affairs. He was busy summoning his soul. A ban was set up in the palace wall, and the soul of the princess was detained in the palace city."

Gu Wei understood, that's why the group of people he met outside the palace wall said that he asked him to take the princess home. The meaning of going home was to leave the palace. Shi Xinyan had the same mission as his, they wanted to save people.

Jiang Xun's identity is the prince, and to prevent the summoning of souls, the princess's soul will be scattered directly.

Then there is one person in Bei Ke and Qian Yining, who will be the supervisor who can eliminate everyone.

Before Gu Wei was thinking about it, the palace maid had placed all kinds of delicacies in front of him and Jiang Xun, and poured wine into the wine bottle.

"Can this be eaten..." Before Gu Wei finished speaking, he saw the palace maid Qun Yan in front of him took out a silver needle from the tray, and wanted to test the poison for the wine, which was very realistic.

Gu Wei: "…"

Afraid of what to come.

It's over, and you're going to be called rude again.

He just felt a little dizzy and wanted to step back, but Jiang Xun first helped him and covered his eyes.

"Don't be afraid, it's fine." Jiang Xun's voice entered his ears, "No one will hurt you, it has been taken away."

The little girl Qun Yan was startled, Jiang Xun nodded at her and motioned her to remove the silver needle.

"What's wrong with Gu Wei?" Director Zhang asked quickly, "Are you feeling unwell, can you continue recording?"

"I'm fine." Gu Wei shook his head, the feeling of dizziness had disappeared, replaced by a long-lost sense of security. The part of his missing emotion was finally filled in the moment Jiang Xun coaxed him in a low voice. up.

"Ah, the needle." Shi Xinyan reacted, thinking of what happened in the dormitory before, "By the way, director, we will get dizzy when we see something sharp!"

"How...how did you know?" Jiang Xun's reaction just now was beyond Gu Wei's expectations.

He only told Jiang Xun that he had mild depression, but he didn't have time to tell Jiang Xun that he was still afraid of sharp things. Jiang Xun knew what he was afraid of, and he blocked his sight in time.

Jiang Xun took him to his side seemingly inadvertently, turned off the microphone, put down the hand blocking his eyes, and said to him, "Weiwei, I know a lot about you."

"Then I'm not as good as you, I haven't worked hard enough." Gu Wei also turned off the microphone, leaned over, and said in Jiang Xun's ear, "Jiang Xun, I also want to know more about you."

He wasn't brave enough to stand by Jiang Xun's side.

"Okay." Jiang Xun said, "After recording the show, I will open the room to find out, and I will have an in-depth exchange with you."

Follow-up 1: "…"

Follow-up 2: "…"

The speed of the search for God was so fast that they couldn't keep up.

Gu Wei: "…"

He was no longer dizzy, his heart was racing now, and he wanted to find a crack to get in.

On the opposite side, Shi Xinyan and Bei Ke, who didn't hear the two people talking: "???"

What happened, the people on the opposite side were all still.

"Really." Jiang Xun hasn't let go of Gu Wei, "As long as you think about it, we will have a story."

Jiang Xun looked back and followed the photo: "Director Zhang, cut out these two sentences, thank you."