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Chapter 65: Hurry up! ! !

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"Why cut it?" Zhang Dao was on the verge of an explosion.

Because it is not suitable for children, Gu Wei said silently in his heart.

"Because you can't always make sugar, you must be concerned about the physical and mental health of CP fans." Jiang Xun said seriously.

"You know too much! If I remember correctly, you are an e-sports player, how do you know about so many fan circles." Zhang Dao said angrily, "This sentence is also cut."

If you cut it again, you won't have to broadcast it, and Director Zhang is distressed.

The variety show continued to be recorded, and the live group performance continued with the plot. In fact, the setting of such a show was a bit similar to a real-life interactive game. Shi Xinyan and Bei Ke watched the plot with relish, but the two people here were a little absent-minded.

Finally, the princess in this story was carried up to the hall in a sedan chair, the sedan curtain was lifted, and Qian Yining, who had been missing, sat in the sedan chair.

"Director Zhang, you did it on purpose." Qian Yining grimaced.

"It's pretty." Shi Xinyan gloated, "Director Zhang is a good man, I'd better play the eunuch."

"I have a question." Gu Wei had been confused about the setting of the plot from the beginning, "The king married a princess, but what about you?"

Jiang Xun blurted out without thinking, "You."

"I..." Gu Wei was at a loss for words and gave up communication.

The "Princess" in the mission finally appeared, and all the guests were exposed. Bei Ke immediately reached out to grab the small sachet in Shi Xinyan's hand, and Shi Xinyan ducked and ran in the direction of Qian Yining.

Almost every guest has their own different tasks, and the scene is chaotic, but this is the effect the director wants to pursue, because in the process of competition, there will be a lot of laughs.

For example, when Qian Yining was about to get off the carriage, she tripped over the complicated skirt. Another example is that Shi Xinyan picked up a broom out of nowhere and yelled at Beke not to approach him.

"Gu Wei stopped Jiang Xun!" Shi Xinyan roared, "I'll solve it here!"

Gu Wei didn't even think about it, he rushed towards Jiang Xun beside him. Jiang Xun seemed to have expected it, and grabbed Gu Wei's wrist.

"I knew you were lying to me." Jiang Xun reached out to grab the bell that Gu Wei was hiding in the placket, Gu Wei ducked back and saw an extra bracelet on Jiang Xun's wrist, he immediately reached out and grabbed it .

Qian Yining didn't know who would cause her mission to fail. She ran around in the hall while trying to take off her complicated long skirt.

"Qian Yining pay attention to his image!"

"Are Gu Wei and Jiang Xun really serious about grabbing something!"

"Jiang Xun, where is your hand, we are still recording the show!"

"Shi Xinyan put down the broom! We are shooting variety shows, not fighting!"

The directors who failed to control the scene couldn't roar one by one. In the end, Gu Wei and Jiang Xun fell into the pool at the same time. The mission was declared a failure, and Shi Xinyan dropped the sachet into the wine bottle.

Becky wins.

Qian Yining, who had been disconnected from the beginning to the end, was still circling in the hall.

"Is it cold?" The two soaked wet people climbed out of the pool, and Jiang Xun took the lead to ask Gu Wei.

Gu Wei shook his head, his eyes crossed the direction of the throne and looked behind the curtain: "It seems that there is light."

Jiang Xun motioned for everyone to keep silent, and mouthed, "The monitoring room."

The five people made eye contact, and the remaining three immediately understood, jumped into the pool one after another, rolled until they were soaked, and the five rushed to the back of the curtain at the same time.

"Prepare to call it quits..." Director Zhang didn't finish his sentence when five drenched guests rushed into the monitoring room, one of whom gave him a drenched hug.

The second issue of "Escape" was announced in Director Zhang's scolding voice—

"Have you experienced the poignant love story I carefully set up?"

"I'm so old, you still let me take a cold shower?"

"It's all intentions, Director Zhang." Jiang Xun took the towel and helped Gu Wei wipe the water off his face.

"What's your intention?" Director Zhang was puzzled, "Is it your intention to splash me with water?"

"Thank you for letting us guess the intention of 'talking about marriage'."

Director Zhang thinks that recording variety shows is good, but it's a little cold.

"Come here to shoot a small video!" Several guests were having fun in the variety show and were reluctant to leave. Shi Xinyan took his mobile phone to shoot a small video for everyone.

A group of people gathered together and danced the recently popular Sand Sculpture Shaking Shoulder Dance, which completely destroyed the usual people. Director Zhang, not to be outdone, asked the follow-up to make up some variety show tidbits.

The whole night passed like this, the eastern sky showed signs of dawn, and the soaked clothes of several people were gradually drying.

"Weiwei, look at me." Jiang Xun said with his phone.

Gu Wei was watching the various videos that Shi Xinyan had just shot, when he heard the words, he turned his head and smiled, with a perfect score for his expression management.

The sun was behind Jiang Xun, spreading out little by little, Gu Wei looked at the camera: "Jiang Xun, look at me!"

Then there were two exclamations from Shi Xinyan and Qian Yining.

Gu Wei put his hands on the ground and did a perfect front bridge flip. He was still wearing that blue-cyan ancient costume, and his clothes were flipping in midair. When he stood up, he looked at Jiang Xun proudly.

Shi Xinyan often practiced dancing with Gu Wei, and she just thought it looked good, not surprised, but everyone else on the scene was stunned.

"Cry handsome!" Qian Yining said enviously, "As expected of a dancer."

Jiang Xun silently clicked to save, opened his own small video app, added a piece of music, edited the text "a very powerful child", and then uploaded the small video he just shot.

Several guests said goodbye one after another, and then each got into the car that was picked up by their own company.

Shi Xinyan had a job and left first. Gu Wei and Jiang Xun checked into a hotel arranged in advance by Mu Yue.

The two of them changed clothes and took a bath, and tossed for another two hours. When they were ready to rest, the whole night had passed.

"I'm suddenly not sleepy anymore." Gu Wei opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling.

He had been working all night and lay in bed, but he was in good spirits.

"Me too." Jiang Xun was swiping the short video he just made. In just a few hours, the short video has accumulated nearly 10,000 likes, and the comments are gradually increasing.

[It's so pretty! Little brother, this front bridge flip is too standard, even a girl like me who has studied dance for three years can't do it. ]

[Fuck, what did I get. ]

[The video is too short, not enough to watch, please post a little more, please like and forward it to you. ]

[Is this the first time my brother has posted a video, please get to know me, how much can I add to your WeChat. ]

With the string of garbled names on his newly registered app, Jiang Xun responded with a high-profile reply to the latest comment: You can make money, but not on WeChat.

Although Gu Wei is not on the front line, his traffic is not small, and the video spreads quickly, and people gradually recognize Gu Wei in the video.

[This is a bit like Gu Wei. ]

[So, it seems so! But Gu Wei doesn't seem to have ever dressed up in ancient costumes? ]

[Some, some, Gu Wei is recording the second issue of "Escape", saying that all the staff are in ancient costumes. ]

[I moved it to Weibo to take a look, and I seem to have suddenly found Gu Wei's good-looking. ]

[Move, if this is Gu Wei, I will follow him. ]

A few minutes later, someone moved the video to Weibo, but it was obviously a weekday morning, but Weibo was quickly uploaded.

@小鳳家的 sunny day doll: @T.ATW-Gu Wei, it's not you, our little hedgehog will never recognize the wrong person.

@fire: Is this Gu Wei? It's amazing, who is he talking to in this video, he's smiling so happily.

The official blog who escaped took this opportunity to repost this short video.

@Runawayyaoguanwei: Originally thought to post it in a few days, but someone sneaked one first. This episode of the show is full of ancient costumes. Let’s look forward to the show with Xiaotao.

[Short video]

At the same time, the official Weibo also reposted the sand sculpture dance tidbits of the five people.

Gu Wei, who was lying down and swiping Weibo, swiped at himself.

"Wow." Gu Wei asked, "Jiang Xun, you still uploaded it."

At that time, on a whim, he suddenly wanted to show off his little skills to Jiang Xun, but he didn't expect that all the netizens would see it so quickly.

Below the official Weibo of the variety show, there are all the rainbow farts just blown by the little hedgehogs. The variety shows that Gu Wei has participated in recently have been very good. In addition, the previous illegitimate incident was very pleasing, and the number of fans on Weibo has been growing. Seeing to be out of the level of the third line.

T.ATW is a top-notch boy group, but from a personal point of view, only Fu Zhi and Luo Chenxuan are active in the first line, and the other three are always wandering in the third line.

In the middle of the rainbow fart, there are also many other comments—

@When is it this year to celebrate the new year: The video has bgm, but looking at Gu Wei's mouth, it seems to be Jiang Xun, was it filmed during the recording of the show, there are stars in my brother's eyes, please allow me to take the lead and take a sip #關人not found#

@hermit crab: It’s not a bar, but I still want to look at Art, @江恩源, can you turn over the front bridge and come out and have a look, I felt wrong when Jiang Ying attacked him last time, or let’s take the choreography thing again Break out once

@Have you studied today: @hermit crab, sisters, don't make trouble for Gu Wei.

@air: Can the variety show come out soon? We want to watch it.

Gu Wei and Jiang Xun successively praised the official WeChat of the variety show.

"Is there any specialties in D city?" Gu Wei put down his phone, "We can go buy some tomorrow, and bring some for Auntie and Jiang Yingdu."

"Okay." Jiang Xun thought so too, "Jiang Ying said let's bring him some folk desserts here."

As soon as Gu Wei finished talking about Jiang Ying, he realized that his opponent had sent him a message.

[Big Claw Crab]: [Short Video]

[Big Claw Crab]: WOW, youcanreallydance.

[Love me please give me money]: WOW, youcanreallydance.

[Big Claw Crab]: Is it difficult to turn the front axle over? I want to learn.

[Love me please give me money]: Not difficult.

[Big Claw Crab]: Teach me next time! I also want to be praised by passers-by.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Deal!

[Big Claw Crab]: Beep quietly, have you slept with my brother

[Love me please give me money]: No!

[Please give me money if you love me]: Hanhan blushes.jpgx5

[Big Claw Crab]: Hurry up.