Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Chapter 72: Hey yo, over the top

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"Who?" Jiang Xun repeated his words.

"Get off?" Gu Wei tried to divert the topic.

He planned to mix it up, but Jiang Xun wasn't that easy to deceive. Jiang Xun opened the zipper of his down jacket and stretched his cool hand along the corner of the sweater. Gu Wei was about to protest, but somewhere on his chest Jiang Xun gently kneaded it.

Gu Wei's whole body trembled for a moment because of his actions, and he leaned closer to Jiang Xun's shoulder, making a sound like he was begging for mercy.

"So who asked?" Jiang Xun didn't stop and continued the topic.

"it's me."

"It's good to admit it earlier, it's not that I refuse to tell you." Jiang Xun let go of Gu Wei when he heard the answer, "I said at the time that the unaccounted accounts will be settled together later, does Gu Weiwei still remember? "

"Remember..." Gu Wei's voice was barely audible.

"Then we will count together later."

After Jiang Xun was satisfied, he stopped tossing him, Gu Wei struggled back to the passenger seat, the two sat quietly in the car for a while, and no one spoke again, but once the subtle atmosphere was created, it was It's hard to disappear.

Gu Wei leaned against the car window, trying to slow down the heat that was lifted up on his body. The temperature outside was very low, and there was a layer of water mist on the car window. He stretched out his fingers to write and draw on the car window. He wrote Jiang Xun's name.

"Get off." Jiang Xun said angrily after a long while.

"Are you angry?" Gu Wei followed Jiang Xun's footsteps.

"I'm not angry, it's angry."

Gu Wei: "…"

It doesn't matter, be angry, it's not the first time anyway, if you don't get angry, go back to the car and sit for a while.

Jiang Xun seemed to have something to do with the club and asked Gu Wei to wait for him at his place. There was no one in the training room today, only Yi Qing was staring at the computer screen. Gu Wei moved the seat to watch Yi Qing's training. .

The little girl was concentrating, and she was even more irritable than usual when playing games. She tapped the keyboard to make a crackling sound. After finishing the incident, she scolded the voice channel: "Go away, Caibi, you still want to beat our TMW at your level."

Gu Wei: "..." Caibi felt offended.

The other party was obviously arguing about something, and Yi Qing scolded: "What the hell are you doing, you sprinkle rice on the keyboard, chickens are better than you..."

When she turned around, she found that there was another person in Jiang Xun's place.

Gu Weiyao waved his hand to greet her: "Hello."

Yi Qing: "…"

"Chicken, how can chicken be more aggressive than you, you are much better than chicken." Yi Qing's voice suddenly became gentle, and the opposite side was obviously stunned, "It doesn't matter in this game, cheer up next time, no People will cook forever, trust you~"

"Sunny, did you take the wrong medicine?" Sunny suddenly stopped cursing, and the teammate who was scolded as autistic just now expressed that he was not used to it, "sunny, are you alright?"

Yi Qing pinched her voice and exited the game. After turning her chair around for half a circle to measure herself, Gu Wei was calm on the surface, but her heart was full of barrage—

[My fan's brother is too good-looking, he is so good at plain looks, filming is too hard, my brother has lost weight. ]

[What is the experience of seeing idols after playing the game? Thank you, very cool. ]

[Good hello, I feel that life has reached its peak! ]

[What should I do, the swearing was seen by idols, but fortunately I rounded up quickly, witty and bright. ]

[Gu Wei was abducted by the captain again, no way, I was overwhelmed by sugar. ]

[Wait, what's on the idol's neck? ? ? ]

[That's...hickey? ! ]

"Captain isn't something, isn't he?" Yi Qing blurted out, "You just finished the project, and he started to bully people?"

"What's wrong?" Gu Wei asked.

Yi Qing took out a small mirror from her pocket and handed it to Gu Wei. At the same time, she pointed to the position of her neck. Gu Wei took the mirror and found that there was a hickey on the side of her neck.

Gu Wei: "…"

No wonder Jiang Xun was so proud just now.

"Here, block it." Yi Qing stretched out her hand, with a colorful Band-Aid lying in her palm, "Are you going to broadcast live tonight?"

Whether idols can grow dim sum, Jiang Xun definitely did it on purpose.

"Thank you." Gu Wei took the Band-Aid and used the mirror to cover the hickey on his neck with the Band-Aid. Seeing Yi Qing rubbing his forehead, he asked her, "What's the matter with you?"

"I'm fine." Yi Qing waved her hand, "I overdid it and got a little dizzy."

The little girl with Nezha's hair took off a lollipop from the table and put it in her mouth, leaning on the chair to watch Gu Wei.

"It's great." Yi Qing sighed from the bottom of her heart, "Weiwei, can you sign it?"

"Okay." Gu Wei curled the corners of his mouth and signed Yi Qing several support banners.

"Why are you holding a lollipop every time I see you?" Gu Wei asked a puzzled question for a long time.

Yi Qing was stunned for a moment, but said, "I quit smoking."

"You smoke?" Gu Wei unexpectedly looked at Yi Qing in front of him. If I remember correctly, Yi Qing was a year younger than him.

"Not now, the captain won't give it, it's very fierce when you see it once." Yi Qing said, "Besides, my fan idol is so good, I have no reason not to fix those problems."

Yi Qing stopped training and blew rainbow farts one after another at Gu Wei.

"Weiwei, did you know that chasing stars is to make us a better version of ourselves. When you are in a bad mood, you will feel healed by looking at the smile of idols."

"Your efforts, the little hedgehogs have always seen it, and we all want to carry your grievances for you."

"We know how good you are, and one day, you will be more popular than you are now."

Gu Wei has seen a lot of these words on Weibo, but hearing people say it face to face still feels different. There is indeed a two-way magical connection between fans and idols.

"Weiwei come." Jiang Xun knocked on the door of the training room, and glanced at the computer screen in front of Yi Qing, "sunny is lazy again?"

Yi Qing: "I didn't..."

"Adding 3 hours, there is still a problem at the meeting point, lack of sense of cooperation." Jiang Xun said, "I know you are amazing, but you still have to cooperate with your teammates."

"You're not a human. I'm going to watch the live broadcast tonight." Yi Qing complained, "You kidnapped someone and didn't show me the live broadcast. I'm not a CP fan."

Gu Wei watched Jiang Xun close the door of the training room, only to realize that there was another person standing behind Jiang Xun.

"Hello Gu Wei, I've seen your concert video." The man greeted him.

This person is dressed and dressed appropriately, giving Gu Wei a very close feeling.

Chu Yi glanced at the Band-Aid on Gu Wei's neck and smiled silently.

"Weiwei, this is my friend Chu Yi from University A, who is engaged in the research of applied psychology." Jiang Xun briefly introduced Chu Yi to Gu Wei and asked, "Are you willing to talk to him about what you are afraid of? chat?"

Only then did Gu Wei understand the intention of Jiang Xun to bring him here. Jiang Xun took all of what he was afraid of and what he experienced.

"Yes." Gu Wei asked Chu Yi, "Can Jiang Xun come together?"

If Jiang Xun was here, there would be nothing he would dare to face.

"Generally not, because the principle of confidentiality must be followed, but we respect the request of the visitor." Chu Yi said with a smile, "So let Jiang Xun accompany you."

Chu Yi changed the table and chairs in an idle room of the club into a temporary consultation room.

Gu Weixian filled out a scale according to Chu Yi's request, and watched Chu Yi check the score on the scale.

"What is this?" Jiang Xun asked.

"BDI depression self-assessment." Chu Yi said, "Don't worry, there are no symptoms of depression at present."

Gu Wei's hand that had been holding Jiang Xun's wrist loosened.

"What are you nervous about?" Jiang Xunle said, "I won't let you go if you have any questions."

"Remember why you are afraid of sharp things?" Chu Yi asked, "Do you know the reason?"

Gu Wei shook his head, he was not impressed.

"It doesn't matter, forgetting is a kind of protection." Chu Yi handed him a piece of white paper and a pencil, "Let's draw, draw three things on the paper: houses, trees and people, try not to draw stick figures."

Gu Wei took the paper, and according to Chu Yi's request, he drew it on the paper, and returned the paper to Chu Yi.

"Have you heard of the Fang Shuren test?" Chu Yi asked.

Gu has never heard of it.

"Look at your painting." Chu Yi laid the paper flat on the coffee table, "Usually we think that the left side represents the past, the right side represents the future, the top is fantasy and the bottom is reality. The things you draw tend to be in the lower left corner. It should describe the past you have experienced."

"Does your former house have no windows?" Chu Yi looked at Gu Wei's painting and asked, "Or, is a window in your heart closed to the outside?"

"Yes..." Gu Wei wasn't quite sure. "My mother and I live in a small town in the county seat. There should be windows."

But the memory of that time, for him, is not very clear.

"Is there no window, or is there something on the window that you even ignored?" Chu Yi continued to ask him.

The conversation went on for about 50 minutes. When Gu Wei came out, he found that it was already dark outside. Jiang Xun and Chu Yi were still talking. He walked along the corridor and passed TMW's training room. He could hear it in the distance. I heard Yi Qing's scolding voice.

"Hurry up, don't affect my sister watching the live broadcast at night."

"There isn't a single one who can fight."

Sunny's sense of cooperation still needs to be cultivated.

"Can his fear of sharp objects be resolved through system desensitization?" Jiang Xun asked.

"I don't agree with system desensitization, it's easy to relapse, we have to find the root cause of the problem, it should have something to do with his past." In the room, Chu Yi said to Jiang Xun, "Also, it should have something to do with his mother, he just mentioned her mother. When he was there, he lowered his head three times, you can take him back to the place he used to live to have a look, and come back to me if there is any problem."

"I see." Jiang Xun said, "Thank you for today."

"He may not have been able to accept intimacy earlier and would avoid it, but I think you have solved this problem." Chu Yi mocked, "Psychological counseling is not as efficient as yours."

"Thank you for the compliment, it's early, let's solve these problems first." Jiang Xun waved his hands to be humble, "I don't know when I will be able to get into bed, I've thought about how to eat, and I want to make him cry."

Gu Wei, who had just come back from the end of the corridor, pushed the door halfway open: "..."