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Chapter 75: Low-key, to be low-key, CP fans must be low-key

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In the living room, Jiang Xun's call seemed to have finished, Gu Wei stared at the live broadcast interface, his eyes were a little erratic.

He couldn't move, and the two of them were no ordinary friends.

"It's what you see." Gu Wei said.

There are so many talented netizens in the live broadcast room, and the hickey can be guessed. Gu Wei had no choice but to not respond. He replied with the same words as in the interview in the afternoon.

Except for Gu Wei, there were still people who remembered the agent's entrustment, and the few people watching the excitement finally reluctantly played the role of accusing and commenting.

@T.ATW-Luo Chenxuan: The New Year's party in February and the concert in April, everyone remember to support us.

[Relax, definitely support. ]

[I know that you will definitely go to the Coconut Terrace New Year's party. Our group fans have already started to make light signs. ]

[Hope I can grab the ticket, you guys are really hot, it's too hard to grab the ticket. ]Tea

@T.ATW-Fu Zhi: We will record "My Little World with You" tomorrow, which is also a live broadcast, in the company's dormitory.

[Ah, this issue turned out to be you, so can we see T.ATW's dormitory? ]

[Great, hope to see it sooner. ]

[Continue to watch the live broadcast tomorrow, I am so happy to have followed your group! ! ]

[It's been hard work, I feel that my brothers have been very busy recently, so pay attention to rest. ]

@T.ATW-Shi Xinyan: Second opinion.

@T.ATW-Chi Yunkai: Me too.

The rhythm of Fu Zhi and Luo Chenxuan was so good that the focus in the live broadcast room was drawn to the new program and the concert in the coming year. Gu Wei knew that they could see him, so he smiled at the camera. Heart.

[Weiwei, you fouled, why did you suddenly smile at me! ]

[It's for the brothers to compare their hearts, let's get our hands dirty. ]

[Wuwuwu, brother, how can you still look so good without makeup. ]

[Go to rest early, I will continue to record the show tomorrow, the company has arranged a lot of work for you, I feel distressed. ]

Just as Gu Wei was about to end the live broadcast, he felt something fluffy at his feet. He looked down and saw that the MVP had moved to him at some point, rubbing against his feet.

"mvp, what are you doing?" Gu Wei asked softly.

Netizens in the live broadcast room still heard it.

[What is mvp. ]

[Curious, can you satisfy the curiosity of the majority of hedgehog fans? ]

This requirement is not difficult to meet, Gu Wei lowered his head and picked up Corgi on the ground, letting Corgi's two short legs rest on the computer table.

[Wow, so cute. ]

[Corky, Gu Wei, what did you call it just now, mvp? ]

[Okay, I believe it, you are really on Jiang Xun's side. Except for Xun Shen, who would name a dog mvp. ]

[We understand, this is Jiang Xun's dog, right? I saw Jiang Xun's Weibo post about the dog before. ]

[Repeat, as we see it. ]

[I hate it so much, why can't my eyes look a little bit more. ]

"His name is Jixiang." Gu Wei didn't mention Jiang Xun at all, only answered questions about Keji, and fulfilled all the manager's requirements.

[The name and nickname of this dog are really auspicious. ]

[Is Weiwei afraid of dogs? ]

[Yes, I remember in the previous interview, my brother said that he didn't like dogs. ]

"It's just that I don't like the golden retriever my dad raised." Gu Wei hugged Corgi and couldn't put it down, "Corgi is not afraid."

[Understood, those marketing accounts are idle, and I'm afraid that the problem of dogs can be used to black you. ]

[Ah, I also want to lick Jiang Xunjia's dog. ]

The time for the live broadcast is almost up. Gu Wei hugged the mvp and said good night to the netizens, and finally ended the live broadcast tonight. The moment he exited the app, he realized that he had received a lot of messages on his mobile phone, all of which were received not long ago. of.

Gu Wei first clicked on Song Jingxi's.

[Song Jingxi]: Weiwei, did Jiang Xun take you to the villa in the north of the city

[Song Jingxi]: Come and play at home next time.

[Song Jingxi]: Jiang Xun doesn't answer my call, anyway, if he bullies you, you will come to complain.

Gu Wei replied immediately.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Well, here in Jiang Xun, it's fine, he doesn't bully people.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Hanhan blushes.jpg

Further back, Gu Wei turned to Jiang Ying's message one hour ago and twenty minutes ago.

[Big Claw Crab]: Is Gu Wei there? Gu Wei, is my brother next to you? Mom asked him to answer the phone.

[Big Claw Crab]: Crooked? ? What are you two doing? Why don't you speak.

[Big Claw Crab]: Are you doing adult things? Then I won't bother.

[Big Claw Crab]: Oh.

[Big Claw Crab]: The app shows that you are live streaming, then I will go to the live streaming room to find you.

So in the future, there will be a hot search-level event in which a black and red traffic star goes to another black and red traffic star's live broadcast room to find people.

Twenty minutes ago, Gu Wei received another message from Jiang Ying.

[Big Claw Crab]: Oh

[Big Claw Crab]: Incredible, your agent called me and scolded me, the real murderer is not easy for you.

[Big Claw Crab]: Sooner or later, it will be made public. Why do you hide it? If she really treasures you so much, Jiang Enyuan shouldn't be counseled.

Gu Wei: "…"

At this time, the other party sent another message.

[Big Claw Crab]: Tell you a secret.

[Love me please give me money]: What secret

[Big Claw Crab]: The cabinet in the corner of the living room has my brother's collection of wine. It seems to taste good, you know what I mean.

[Love me please give me money]: I don't understand!

[Big Claw Crab]: Get me a bottle, we will be a family from now on.

[Please give me money if you love me]: You are thinking about farting.jpg

"Send my emoji again?" Jiang Xun went back to Gu Wei's back, "I remembered, the first thing you knew was my emoji, not me."

Seeing that the old account was about to be turned out again, Gu Wei quickly said, "I definitely look better than the emoji, really."

"I haven't cared about you, but you are panicking yourself." Jiang Xun exposed Gu Wei's guilty conscience, "What did Jiang Ying say?"

"Nothing..." Gu Wei replied to the agent.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Sister Zhao, I didn't mention Jiang Xun at all today.

[Please give me money if you love me]: Jiang Ying was an accident.

[Agent Zhao]: One hundred secrets, one sparse, crying.jpg

[Agent Zhao]: Don't be too tired tonight, we'll be recording the show tomorrow.

[Love me please give me money]: Okay.

"Why do they all think I'm going to be tired tonight?" Gu Wei was lost in thought.

"Probably because I really seem to want you to be 'tired'," Jiang Xun said.

Gu Wei: "…"

He looked behind Jiang Xun, and there were many identical small cans on the shelf.

"The birthday present I gave you?" Gu Wei stood up, "You actually brought it all back."

Aside from opening two when he opened the gifts, Jiang Ying had to leave one. The remaining 97 air cans were brought home by Jiang Xun and lined up neatly on the display shelf.

"Aren't you going to put the training room?" Gu Wei asked, "I feel that the air in the training room is not very fresh."

"What should I say to you?" Jiang Xun gave up the topic of IQ tax, and then stretched out his hand and tore off the new Band-Aid on Gu Wei's neck, "Is there anything else to do after recording the show tomorrow?"

"A few interviews, a fan meeting, and then the rehearsal of the Coconut TV show." Due to the fans in the variety show circle, Gu Wei's popularity has skyrocketed recently, and he has more and more jobs.

"I'm going to close training for a while." Jiang Xun said with some regret, "The winter competition is about to start."

Gu Wei knew that this meant that the two of them hadn't seen each other for a while, and they rarely had the chance to send messages to each other.

Gu Wei has watched a lot of Jiang Xun's games during this time, and he also knows the importance of the winter game to Jiang Xun. This is Jiang Xun's last battle before retirement. The results of this game will affect Jiang Xun as an e-sports player. Hands get evaluations.

"Disappointed not to see me?" Jiang Xun hugged the mvp from Gu Wei's hand, "Next time you see me, I should be fierce."

Gu Wei understood the meaning of "fierce" from Jiang Xun's words, and lowered his head.

Jiang Xun caught a glimpse of Gu Wei's reddish ears, and reached out and rubbed the place where the hickey was left on the side of Gu Wei's neck, as if to confirm the mark he left.

"When we're all done, it should be New Year's Eve. Is there a place to go during Chinese New Year?" Jiang Xun asked.

"Dormitory." Gu Wei lived in the dormitory last year, "I can't rest for a few days."

"Then let's go home together this year." Jiang Xun was talking about home, not my home.

"…Is it okay?" Gu Wei raised his head.

"Why not." Jiang Xun said, "If you agreed to get engaged, you will come home with me sooner or later."

Gu Wei felt that the most reliable thing his unreliable dad had ever done was probably getting him engaged to Jiang Xun.

"Take me back to the place where you used to live during the Chinese New Year?" Jiang Xun suggested, "Do you remember, when you recorded the first episode of Escape, you said you wanted me to see you ten years ago."

Of course Gu Wei still remembers: "It's now developed into a tourist town, but it's still relatively remote, and there aren't many people there. Are you sure you want to go?"

"Sure." Jiang Xun said, "I want to see where you grew up."

"Then I'll take you there." Gu Wei knew that this was Jiang Xun's attempt to help him find the source of his extreme fear and depression. Strangely, he didn't seem to shy away from mentioning the past now.

Thinking that he would not be able to see Jiang Xun for a while, Gu Wei felt that he was a little more courageous. He stared at Jiang Xun for a while, his body moved first, and he reached out and grabbed Jiang Xun's collar. When Jiang Xun bent down, he kissed Jiang Xun's lips.

Jiang Xun naturally would not refuse: "Gu Weiwei is too bold, he will ask me to bully you."

The mvp ran on short legs, Jiang Xun pressed Gu Wei on the chair, and deepened the hickey on Gu Wei's neck.

Gu Wei's whole body became hot from his kiss: "Why do you always kiss there..."

Jiang Xun didn't answer, and took out a whole box of Pikachu-printed Band-Aids from the drawer and stuffed it into Gu Wei's hand: "The band-aids are enough, I haven't seen them for so long, so if you agree to settle accounts, I'll charge some interest first. "

Gu Wei: "…"

At the same time, the CP fans who had just watched the live broadcast on Weibo finally couldn't hold back, and the "intriguing" super words were crowded with people.

@黄 Tao delicious: Is this here, did I find the right place, from the live broadcast.

@One River Crab: It's here, that's right (super quiet).

@江恩源 Did you apologize today: I'm new here, I just signed in, where do I start to drink.

@小小牛家的小天儿: @江恩源 apologized today, the sister's name is good, please see the top of the super talk to buy shares.

@喋里布拉: You can drink sugar, but keep a low profile, maybe they just have a good relationship (although I don't believe it now), anyway, everyone should slow down and try not to tag, this time Jiang Xun and Gu Wei should both rest , stop sending people to the hot search!