Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Chapter 9: You are thinking about farting

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Before the matter was explained clearly, Gu Wei was fled by Jiang Xun again.

[Love me please give me money]: I will explain to you later.

Gu Wei decided to send a circle of friends to calm down and complain about what happened to him in the past few days, let the brothers in the group understand the true face of the facial foreskin, sort out the mood, and then go back to explain to Jiang Xun.

When most people do something wrong, their first reaction is to throw the blame.

Gu Wei is an example.

Gu Wei pulled out all the stock in the phone and looked for Jiu Zhang Jiangxun's emoji.

with text-

"Let me tell you, this meme is very rogue himself. His mind is full of yellow waste, and he thinks crooked at every turn. Brothers, don't be deceived by his appearance..."

This time, Gu Wei was very cautious. He typed about 500 words, and between the lines were all dissatisfaction and accusations against Jiang's emoji. After he specifically blocked Jiang Xun, he clicked send.

"In a good mood?" In the club where the TMW team is located, someone knocked on the door of the training room.

Jiang Xun put down the phone, with an unrecovered smile in his eyes: "Chu Yi, why are you here?"

"I passed by H City at work, and I stopped by to see you." Chu Yi was wearing a light brown trench coat and leaned against the door, "How's it going?"

"Very good." Jiang Xun said smoothly, "I just won the world championship, what's wrong with me."

"Pick one?" Chu Yi took out a deck of cards from his pocket and flicked it on the table, "Pick one that you find pleasing to the eye."

"My mother contacted you again?" Jiang Xunle is over, Chu Yi was Jiang Xun's childhood neighbor, and is now an associate professor of applied psychology clinical consultation at A University.

"As a friend, take care of the mental health of the world champion." Chu Yi avoided his question and urged, "Come on, I still have work in the afternoon."

Jiang Xun listened to what he said, and from the cards scattered on the table, he picked one that he felt pleasing to the eye, and handed it to Chu Yi.

"Doctor Chu, do you see anything?" Jiang Xun asked while leaning on the gaming chair.

"Why did you choose it, and what did you see?" Chu Yi asked back.

That card is a teal shade with some intricate color blocks wrapped around it.

"Let me speak?" Jiang Xun asked.

Chu Yi nodded: "What you see is what it is."

Jiang Xun took back the card and gave Chu Yi an answer according to the pattern he saw: "I saw a whirlpool, and there was a small boat in the whirlpool. It seemed like I was on a boat, and here..."

Jiang Xun pointed to a white dot in the upper right corner of the card: "This is like a lighthouse."

Chu Yi stared at Jiang Xun for a moment, then suddenly smiled, "Are you planning to retire?"

Jiang Xun: "…"

Jiang Xun sat up straight: "You can."

"It's not hard to guess." Chu Yi smiled and explained, "You are twenty-three, and you are almost at the age to retire. What you project on this card is your confusion, your fame, and your money. You are not lacking, what are you confused about?"

Confused about what

Jiang Xun has some vague awareness about dreams and future plans.

"I have this idea." Jiang Xun admitted, "But this winter's Asian Open will be finished. The team still has a lot of things to deal with. There are a few good youth trainees that have to be topped. It is estimated that the official retirement will have to wait until next year. "

"You seem to have found some enlightenment. It's not a big problem. Your mother has been worrying too much, so you can solve it yourself." Chu Yi put away the card, "You saw the lighthouse in the whirlpool, what, have you met your lighthouse? "

Jiang Xun inexplicably thought of Gu Wei in that short video.

"What are you laughing at?" Chu Yi asked.

"I really can't hide anything when I talk to you." Jiang Xun said disgustedly, "I met a very interesting kid recently."

He said that, remembering that he seemed to be chatting with the children just now.

Gu Wei said something.

Are you not selling yourself

Jiang Xun wanted to see if Gu Wei had sent him a new message, but he accidentally opened the chat interface and clicked on the circle of friends—

What catches the eye is Gu Wei's avatar, a Q version of Gu Wei drawn by fans.

The Q version of Gu Wei was chubby, with short legs and short hands. He smiled and rolled his eyes and made a gesture of begging for a hug. When Jiang Xun saw the head portrait, the corners of his lips curled up.

Then his smile froze on his face.

Under the Q-version avatar, Jiang Xun saw eight of himself.

The eight self-inflicted faces formed a group in the form of emoticons, lined up in a row, lined up in a row, and raised their fingers one by one to point at him off the screen.

You are thinking about farting.jpg

Quality eight even.jpg

face you crooked.jpg

You are ugly, say it first.jpg

There is also a special picture for major events in black characters on a white background.

Jiang Xun: "…"

Chu Yi: "..."

Against the background of these nine emojis, Gu Wei discussed about five hundred words around the theme of "Jiang Xun is a big hooligan", with clear arguments, reasonable arguments, and straight-forward.

At the end of this discussion, Gu Wei also added a sentence: It's good for everyone to understand in their hearts, and they can't say it out.

"You lighthouse... You are so bold." Chu Yi recalled the school tyrant Jiang Xun when he was studying, and applauded the child he had never met in his heart, "Which way?"

Jiang Xun looked at the Q version of Gu Wei and Ba Zhang's own emoji on the phone screen, took a deep breath and said, "Kid Gu, it should be itchy."