Your Scandals Are Way Cuter Than You
你的黑料比本人可爱
Author: 毛球球
Latest: Chapter 76
Status: Completed
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Tags: acting adapted to drama cd bickering couple black belly carefree protagonist
Jiang Ying, a controversial second-generation celebrity. Loves nothing more than collecting dirt on other stars.
Qi Zhu, a controversial actor. His hobby? Counterattacking trolls, tabloids, and anti-fans.
Classmates from elementary school to high school, they fit the mold of childhood sweethearts. And yet they were more like fire and ice: utterly incompatible.
Back in high school, they fought while reviewing test answers. On set, they fought over their scripts. For better or worse, the two were in contact every single day. Their QQ streak has never been broken.
By chance, Qi Zhu discovered his own dirt in Jiang Ying’s possession.
Qi Zhu: ?
Jiang Ying: Don’t you know? Your scandals are way cuter than you.
Jiang Ying thought they would bicker for the rest of their lives.
Until, one day, he came across a new ship on Weibo: ZhuiFengZhuYing.
And a supertopic to match: ZhuYingYaoHong.
Soon after Jiang Ying was born, his parents held his zhuazhou ceremony. Among the items they set out before him, Jiang Ying crawled to the keyboard.
Ever since his youth, Jiang Ying had never lost an argument.
In a popular squabbling app that randomly matched users with differing opinions, prompting them to fight, Jiang Ying could handily defeat any opponent.
After spending three years on the app ‘Fight!’, Jiang Ying reigned as king of the leaderboard.
Out of the goodness of his heart, to benefit society, Jiang Ying took an apprentice who clearly didn’t know the first thing about dissing people. He worked hard to train up his little apprentice until the kid could diss and roast as fiercely as the king.
It was only later, when he was pushed down in bed and [redacted] by the typically cold and taciturn Qi Zhu, that Jiang Ying realized Qi Zhu had somehow learned every trick in his book.
听说你攒了我50个G的黑料？
江影，黑红星二代，爱好收集黑料
戚逐，黑红演员，爱好反黑控评
两人从小学同桌到高中，拿的是竹马竹马的剧本走的却是水火不容的路子
高中的时候考完试对答案吵架，拍戏的时候讨论剧本吵架，两人每天都在联系，QQ上的巨轮从来就没有消失过
一个偶然的机会，戚逐发现江影在收集自己的黑料
戚逐：？
江影：你不知道，你的黑料比本人可爱多了。
江影以为他俩要吵一辈子
然而有一天微博上突然刷起了“追风逐影”cp，建起了“烛影摇红”超话
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江影出生时，抓周抓了键盘
从小到大，江影吵架从来没有输过
下载量前十的app“吵”，随机匹配对手，吵完就散绝不纠缠
江影在“吵”上掐了三年，拿了王者段位
为了造福社会，他收了个人狠话不多的小徒弟，努力把小徒弟教成了人狠话还多的王者
后来他被向来冷漠的戚逐按在床上怼到了目瞪口呆，才发现不知什么时候戚逐已经学会了自己所有的看家本领
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无原型拒绝ky，拒绝”似曾相识”，”既视感“
傻白甜
勿空口鉴抄，无逻辑小学生文笔
主角黑粉多还划水，别代入了
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