Your Scandals Are Way Cuter Than You

Chapter 3: Not a fan, really not

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The two people on both ends of the signal were a little embarrassed for a while.

Jiang Ying decided to do his best to break the awkward atmosphere. In order to prevent a second mistake, he changed his name: "Squad leader, I..."

"I'm cold?" Qi Zhu grabbed his mouth in front of him.

Jiang Ying glanced back at "Classmate Xiaogua" who was still reading Qi Zhu's entry: "Nothing, it's Xiaogua who is talking nonsense. You... function normally."

It's okay to slander behind your back, but it's not a good thing to put it on the bright side.

"You know again?" Qi Zhu's voice became higher on the phone.

Jiang Ying: "..."

"If there's nothing else, I'll hang up first." Jiang Ying absently pressed the call.

On the computer desktop, the dialogue between the two people flickered. It was the initial penguin avatar of the system, and Qi Zhu sent him a message.

[Monitor]: [Poke a poke]

[Monitor]: You made the call.

Jiang Ying: "..."

He originally wanted to ask Qi Zhu if he wanted to go to the class reunion, but he turned around and forgot the business.

Qi Zhu is so busy and doesn't like to join in the fun. He probably won't go to the class reunion. He forwarded the news of the class reunion to Qi Zhu with the address and time above.

[Big Claw Crab]: [Poke a poke]

[Big Claw Crab]: [forward message]

[Monitor]: Oh.

Listening to this tone, there is a little disdain in the indifferent, and a little indifference in the calm, it should be no interest.

It's getting late, but before going to bed, modern people usually need a sense of ritual to play with their mobile phones, so Jiang Ying lay on his side on the bed and opened an app called "Noisy" on his mobile phone.

A cursive script with the word "noisy" written by Long Feifengwu appeared on the screen of the mobile phone, followed by the main interface of the app.

Three years ago, as soon as the app for quarrels was launched, "Noisy" immediately attracted everyone's attention. The app randomly matched opponents with similar ranks to quarrel. After the quarrel, it would break up, never entangle, not voice or video, but only typing.

In addition to not being able to greet each other's parents and various organs, both sides of the quarrel have their own abilities and show their magical powers.

When the app was first launched, it was popular for a period of time. At that time, there was a "noisy" for the staff. After a long time, either because it was too busy, or because it was too lazy, the number of people who persisted gradually decreased. In the end, the app was still saved. Either boring or strong.

Jiang Ying is strong.

After clicking to start, Jiang Ying was presented with two options, "proposition noise" and "freedom noise". Different from the chaos in the free zone, the proposition zone is relatively harmonious, and the format is similar to the debate, and the propositions usually given are also similar. On "Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable" and "Is it better to have a cat or a dog".

Jiang Ying often hangs out in "Freedom Argument" on weekdays. I don't know when there will be an option for a rice circle in the proposition area. Out of curiosity, he clicks in.

The rice circle is fighting, others can't avoid it, but Jiang Yingle is in it.

The app began to count down, and Jiang Ying's bedtime quarrel officially began. Originally, Jiang Ying was still a little sleepy, but the question he drew gave him a boost, and the one he drew was an acquaintance—

"Is Qi Zhuhong worthy of the name?"

Jiang Ying just chose a neutral attitude, and the answer randomly assigned to him by the system is "yes", which is a bit of a loss. On this issue, he may be more suitable to take the opposite side.

After all, he has collected so many black materials from Qi Zhu, and boasting about Qi Zhu is a bit overkill.

But since the game has already started, Jiang Ying will not admit defeat.

The rules of the app, the two parties who need to quarrel race against time, if they do not speak within 20 seconds or the content of the speech is meaningless, they will be judged as a loser by the system.

Jiang Ying's id in this app is [Boss Crab], and the id of his matched opponent is [ACD].

[ACD]: Make a noise, go to bed after the noise.

[ACD]: Not a fan, right

[Boss Crab]: No, don't worry.

[ACD]: That's good, I'm also randomly assigned, then I'll start, I'll brew my emotions first...

[ACD]: Who is Qi Zhu? I don't even know who he is, how can he still be called Hong

[Crab boss]: ? ?

[Boss Crab]: Qi Zhu doesn't know who he is? Has the road been repaired to your hometown, has 2G Netcom reached your cave, haven’t heard of Weibo, or have you seen the hot search

[Boss Crab]: There is a saying that you need to have good looks, good acting skills, and works. The New Year's Eve movies in the past two years have been chasing each other. Have you not seen the New Year's movie

[ACD]: I…

[Boss Crab]: Well, just pretend you don't know him, but Qi Zhu is worthy of the name, so I'll tell you the truth.

[ACD]: But he…

[Boss Crab]: Qi Zhu, he didn't follow a traffic route from the very beginning. He was popular because of his acting skills, so don't bring your fandom to Qi Zhu's head.

[Boss Crab]: His dad is a big leader in the circle, but he never relied on any resources from his dad. Do you know how he became popular at the beginning, because of the look of the cannon fodder character, netizens praised him for having drama in his eyes, he It came step by step.

Jiang Ying's typing speed is fast, and in a short time, he listed all the works and roles of Qi Zhu since his debut, even the traffic and ranking of TV dramas and movies, and the comments he has won and received.

[Boss Crab]: To sum up, Qi Zhuhong deserves its name.

[ACD]: ... you, you, are you still a fan

[The system prompts, "ACD" quits the game, and "Boss Crab" wins this round.]

"It's not a fan, you're typing too slowly." The winner Jiang Ying muttered to himself, exited the app contentedly, and fell asleep.

Jiang Ying slept until noon, and when he woke up, there were blessings from various bank insurances on his mobile phone, and among them were greetings from family and friends.

At twelve o'clock, Qi Zhu sent him cakes and roses in his QQ emoji, and a hug from a green villain.

Jiang Ying looked at the green villain and wanted to laugh for some reason.

I don't know how to use emojis. Qi Zhu is really boring.

Assistant Chen has rich work experience and is familiar with Jiang Ying's work and rest time. Jiang Ying received his call not long after he woke up.

"Can I send the script to your email?" Assistant Chen didn't know if Jiang Ying had agreed, so he asked cautiously.

"I got it, I'll make up the original in the afternoon, so I won't be ashamed." Jiang Ying said, "But my acting skills are bad, so don't hold out your hopes, and I'm really not interested in filming."

Assistant Chen finished the task and hung up the phone cheerfully.

After Jiang Ying downloaded the script, he found that he was on the hot search again, but this time it was because of his birthday.

The birthday reminder that comes with Weibo, po's birthday is out, and the date itself is a hot topic. Most of the comments on his Weibo today are the blessings of fans and passersby watching the fun.

Jiang Ying KANI Global Support Club: #江汉秋yingyan first flying#, happy birthday to my brother.

Peach Oolong Tea: Our brother can still be on the hot search on his birthday, will he be given a birthday benefit

321: Because there are too few birthdays on this day, hahaha.

DiDiDiDaDa: passers-by, let me see the excitement, Jiang Ying's birthday is on February 29th, doesn't it mean that a birthday can only be celebrated once every four years.

Butter Crab: Come to Kangkang, our brother, you can help fans save money. Others cheer on their birthdays once a year, but he only once every four years.

Yesterday, the hot search that Jiang Ying scolded on behalf of the filming has been withdrawn by the company's trustee, and now there are only a few trumpeters who are still keen to discuss yesterday's incident. Taking advantage of the hot birthday search and posting selfies, you can probably become a fan. In the sound of blessings, Jiang Ying opened her Weibo account.

Jiang Ying KANI: Thank you for the blessings of the silhouettes, let's be happy together. laugh out loud.jpg

The accompanying picture is a selfie that Jiang Ying just got up and took with his mobile phone, and just happened to take a picture of a penguin doll on the bedside. He just got up, his hair was still in a few locks, and when he smiled at the camera, he showed two small tiger teeth, much cuter than usual.

Mantianxingxing: Take it away, this photo is too cute, my brother is usually handsome and cold, but today is cute and lovely.

Rice KANI: Mom fans are starting to worry, who will be worthy of our movie in the future.

Jiang Ying KANI replied to Rice KANI: I am beautiful alone.

However, there was another hot search that caught Jiang Ying's attention, that is, the app "Noisy" that he used just last night was also on the hot search, and the popularity exceeded his birthday hot search.

#quarrel#

Jiang Ying said to himself: "The relationship is not good, it's just that, when you finally have a positive search, this person can still be a demon to push you down."

However, does Qi Zhu also use this app

After clicking on the hot search entry, Jiang Ying discovered that it was not Qi Zhu who also used this app, but that his battle last night was posted on the Internet by [ACD]po, and he still posted a screen recording video.

ACD: Is Qi Zhu so popular now? You can meet Qi Zhu's fans after any quarrel. The quality of the fans is too high. You can list so many works and achievements of Qi Zhu in such a short period of time. Baidu copy and paste can't be so detailed, it's too real.

The new drama does not change its name: ACD, don't talk about you, I am a three-year-old fan, I can't do it.

Jiang Ying's id [Boss Crab], which is used to scan the app "Noisy", is not small due to his amazing record, and he has more than 100,000 fans on Weibo. As soon as ACD's Weibo came out, someone quickly recognized him. He is a famous quarrel on an app.

In the video, you can see the fast typing speed of the crab boss. He knows everything about Qi Zhu's experience, and even Qi Zhu's fans are shocked.

Isn't this powder? This is impossible.

Fans do usually pick up the experience of the master, but they know so well that the crab boss is the first.

Netizen 1: Yes, it is very strong. The owner of Pink Crab has been chasing stars for a long time.

Netizen 2: Boss Crab, it turns out that you are a fan, and I didn't see who you were chasing before, so it turned out to be hidden.

Jiang Ying, who is holding a mobile phone at the moment:? ?

No, he's just trying to compete on this issue, he's not fanatical, he only fancies himself.

At this moment, in Qi Zhujia's super words—

[Have you seen the hot search? ]

[I see, I heard that there is this proposition in the app, and I am worried that someone black brother, the result is unexpected. ]

[It must be a fan, I am too familiar with that tone, it is the necessary tone of star chasing sisters. ]

[The top ten guys in the quarrel app turned out to be our brother's die-hard fans. In the future, someone will take the lead in the anti-black accusation and criticism. ]

[Is this crab boss in our fan base? ]

[It doesn't seem to be there, I haven't heard of this character before. ]

[Who is going to hook up, our support club needs such talents. ]

[My brother likes anti-black criticism the most, should we go and help brother Aite with Boss Crab. ]

[There is no need for Aite, my brother went there in person...]

Jiang Ying's mobile phone shook, and the Weibo account received new news.

Qi Zhu is following you.

Crab boss, became famous in one battle.