How to pick things up
This is a good question.
There are too many reasons for this. Jiang Ying can talk about it all night, so he needs to summarize his experience.
[Wandering Crab Boss]: Actually, it's not that I'm shameless. When I reach my level, if I stop there, even if I don't speak, others will think I'm picking on things.
[Noisy 3357868]:…
[Noisy 3357868]: Well.
[Noisy 3357868]: Great.
The other party's "um" is a bit meaningful, but Jiang Ying's words are really not nonsense. He really feels like this. After all, when he was a disciplinary committee member, when he walked to the door of the class, the class was ready to face the enemy.
There is also the program that Qi Jun invested in, and no one else dared to be a judge. Qi Jun was the first to invite him, saying that he wanted to support the show.
[Wandering Crab Boss]: I have to say, this is probably the aura I have formed over the years.
[Wandering Crab Boss]: Let's not talk about that, let's talk about something real.
[Noisy 3357868]: Well.
[Wandering Crab Boss]: A real gangster, when someone says a word, he can gang up on the subject, the predicate, the object, and the state. Between words and actions, he is vaguely provoking things.
[Hesitant crab boss]: Anyway, I said so much, you can understand.
[The hesitant crab boss]: Do you want to try it first and see the effect, words, actions, you can do it.
[Noisy 3357868]: Well. smile.jpg
The conversation seemed to stop here, Jiang Ying looked at the three "um" on the screen, and didn't know how much the other party understood. Jiang Ying picked a cute and cute cheering emoji and sent it to the other party. .
The cute emoji package is seriously inconsistent with the painting style of the crab boss, but whatever, the apprentice is happy. After all, he is such a favorite apprentice.
He originally made up his mind not to look at Weibo, but a new message popped up on Weibo. Even after this time, someone sent a private message to his Weibo. Jiang Ying opened the private message interface and found that it was the one who has been entrenched all year round. The first place in the app is "Lemon Seed".
The players at the top of the "Noisy" rankings have Weibo mutual relations, but they rarely chat, and usually see each other directly on the battlefield.
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: bro.
@Peace-loving crab boss:
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: There is a new question in the proposition area, to identify
@Peace-loving crab boss: What question? I'll check the situation.
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: About my two idols.
Her two idols, Jiang Ying just finished reading the comment section of Coconut Terrace, and don't need to think to know who they are.
@Peace-loving crab boss: Don't come, don't have time, and also, Qi Zhu is not the idol route.
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: Hey, the invincible me. But have you really washed your hands and won't quarrel with the proposition of the entertainment circle? It's a pity, there are so many points in the proposition area, why have you lost your fighting spirit.
As a representative of University A's idle college students, Lemon Zi, who stayed up late at night, was looking for opponents while still reasoning with others on his Weibo homepage.
Lemonzi's Weibo pin is like this-
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: Advise some netizens, don't come to fight me, I'm a thief 6, before you want to quarrel with me, read my Weibo authentication information, or I will knock your head off.
Lemonzi's latest Weibo—
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: You only know that it is not good to eat clear sugar, you have to learn to eat dark sugar. Jiang Ying and Qi Zhu are both in the dark sugar stage now. For example, the names they call each other are very interesting, which means they are familiar with each other. Also, in the video released by the screenwriter before, they are clipping each other. The dishes they don't like show that they know each other very well, and the interview on Coconut Terrace today is very good no matter how you look at it. The candy is fed to your mouth. If you can't eat it, wait for the variety show to broadcast. After the broadcast, I will give you the key points.
As a student of University A, a first-class university in China, Lemonzi's wisdom seems to be used in sugar-sucking. Her record is very organized, and many people in the comments agree with it.
Is it sugar
"But we've always been like this." Jiang Ying lowered his eyes, "It's just that I didn't let you see it before."
It's their daily life, the more than ten years he's used to it.
It was 0:00, Jiang Ying had just finished chatting with people about the topic of picking things up, and heard Lemonzi mention Qi Zhu again. At this time, he really wanted to provoke Qi Zhu in the next room. Anyway, according to Qi Zhu's schedule, this time must be sleeping. .
Just as if he continued the spark unilaterally—
[Sober Crab with Claws]: [Poke a poke]
[Monitor]:
[Awake Crab Crab]: You didn't sleep
[Monitor]: You woke me up. curse.jpg
[Awake Crab with Crabs]: I can't blame you who told you to sleep without turning off your phone. Hands.jpg
[Monitor]: Go to sleep. curse.jpg
Yes, it was this familiar way of chatting that made Jiang Ying feel comfortable. He put aside the things that had bothered him before, and fell asleep with peace of mind.
Five hours later, Jiang Ying tasted the consequences of disturbing people in the middle of the night. He was taken out of the bed by Qi Zhu, Qi Zhu flexibly ducked, and a pillow flew towards the door and landed on the ground.
"It's Beijing time, exactly 5 o'clock." Xiaogua captured the movement in the room and reported the time, "You can choose to sleep for another two hours, or have a refreshing morning entertainment news."
Xiaogua: "In yesterday's interview on Coconut TV, popular actor Qi Zhu read interesting comments from netizens..."
Qi Zhu took two shots on Xiaogua's fuselage and stopped the playback.
"It's 5 o'clock, brother." Jiang Ying's eyes hadn't even opened, her face was somber. "You're too vengeful. I sent you a message in the middle of the night, and you came to toss me early in the morning."
He closed his eyes and complained, not seeing Qi Zhu's faint smile when he heard the "brother".
"I didn't." Qi Zhu said sternly, "You forgot to record the song that you agreed to record yesterday."
"Today?" Jiang Ying was a little sober, "Isn't it really a public revenge?"
"Well, today." After Qi Zhu finished speaking, he picked up the clothes beside the bed and handed them to Jiang Ying, and helped to button the collar of Jiang Ying's shirt.
Jiang Ying followed people all the way to the recording studio, only to find out that he had been kicked out by Qi.
Today the crew doesn't have his role, and the schedule is indeed scheduled to record songs, but today's recording is Qi Zhu's character song, and it has nothing to do with him. At most, he was pulled aside by the teacher to learn songs.
Most of the time, he was lying on the table in the monitoring control room, listening to Qi Zhu singing.
"Where have you been?" At half past eight, Assistant Chen, who couldn't find his star, called Jiang Ying in a panic, "Are you sleepwalking?"
"Almost." Jiang Ying said, "Before I woke up, I was taken away by the goblin."
Assistant Chen: "?"
I don't understand, is this a generation gap
Jiang Ying finally realized that the assistant didn't understand what he was saying: "I mean, I was tricked into the recording studio by the monitor early in the morning, and I couldn't go back for a while."
"Oh, Mr. Qi, that's fine. Today is your day off anyway. You don't have any other work, so you can go play." The assistant was very relieved to Qi Zhu, and he felt more reliable than his own artists anyway.
Jiang Ying was packed and taken away, Assistant Chen unexpectedly got a day off, and he could hear the excitement in his tone.
"There is only one Qi Zhu in front of me now, do I play with him?" Jiang Ying propped his chin and turned his head to look at Qi Zhu at the other end of the observation window. Qi Zhu was wearing a headset and at the same time, looked in his direction , nodded slightly.
Assistant Chen automatically ignored Jiang Ying's words and reminded him: "It seems that the variety show you recorded is about to be broadcast. If you are bored, just watch the variety show."
This song recorded by Qi Zhu is quite memorable. Jiang Ying listened to it twice and was able to sing along. While humming along, he opened the tablet he carried with him, connected to the mute keyboard, and clicked on it." Noisy" forum.
The one on the front page was the post Jiang Ying had seen.
[Let's guess the work of the top ten players in "Noisy" in 3D.]
3001L: You don’t need to pick up the lemon seeds. It’s written on Weibo that they belong to the debate team of the A major. Sure enough, Xueba is very good at anything.
3002L: Where is the crab boss
3003L: Seventh, he is on a par with sunny.
3004L: I'm sorry, I digress from the 20th place. I recently rushed up, and it seems that it is a foreign friend. According to the life news, it is said that a friend recommended this to him when he recommended Chinese learning software...
3005L: Hahahahaha.
3006L (Boss Crab): No problem hahaha, his friend did a great job.
The forum is anonymous, and Jiang Ying's mute keyboard in his hand tapped quickly, stirring up the water in countless posts.
After Qi Zhu finished recording the song, he stopped for a moment at the other end of the observation window, and saw Jiang Ying who was in a very good mood at the other end.
On Jiang Ying's tablet—
[Lemon Seed]: Pinch
[Lemon Zi]: On weekdays, everyone is busy, and you have only me.
[Crab boss]: All right.
[Lemon Zi]: Speed up a game, I'll be out of class soon.
[Boss Crab]: Don't want to be in the entertainment area, I always overturned my car, and I don't want to be watched anymore.
[Lemon Zi]: You are cowardly.
Jiang Ying opened a free zone and invited Lemonzi. The topic of the free zone was endless. I don't know when, the topic was abducted by Lemonzi to the question of whether her fan's CP was fragrant or not.
[Crab boss]: ? ? ? It's not fragrant, the sugar you eat may be a daily routine, and people are used to it.
[Lemon Seed]: ? ? ? If that's the case, it's even better! Everyday is so sweet, if you sprinkle sugar, then you have to.
[Crab boss]: Bah.jpg, you are wrong.
[Lemon Zi]: Change the direction. jpg, you are arguing.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Ying and Lemonzi pinched halfway before they heard Qi Zhu's voice beside them.
Jiang Ying: "..." He left the keyboard with both hands.
Coincidentally, the lemon seeds on the opposite side were also gone.
Fortunately, his font size is larger, and now there are only those two emojis on the screen.
"Come here and see if you have practiced your songs seriously." Qi Zhu's eyes swept across the equipment in front of Jiang Ying, "It seems not."
Jiang Ying: "I can sing, I... just get familiar with the functions of this app."
He turned his head and wanted to reach out to close his tablet, but he didn't expect Qi Zhu to suddenly stretch out his hand, his thumb and forefinger pinched his chin, the fingertips resting on his side cheeks, gently breaking his face Going back: "Since you have learned it, then sing it to me?"
Jiang Ying: "..."
"What are you doing?" Jiang Ying raised his eyebrows.
"Didn't you see it?" Qi Zhu said lightly, "Seeing that you are too leisurely, I will find something for you."
look for a job
This is not the way to find it!
Coinciding with the sudden resurrection of Lemon Seed, with the sound of the explosion sound that comes with "Noisy", two messages appeared—
[Lemon Zi]: I'm back, and the teacher suddenly called me to answer questions just now. Come on, let's continue.
[Lemon Seed]: Isn't it fragrant