The civet cat live broadcast platform originally just wanted to rub off on Jiang Ying's popularity, and learned from the coconut platform to do a session of reading comments from netizens. When Qi Zhu appeared in the live broadcast range, the platform staff were so happy that they felt that rubbing one was one, but I didn't expect it. Qi Zhu just helped to read a comment, and the platform collapsed.
The screen at this time is like this-
[Ah ah ah ah. ]
[My language is not good, except ah, I have nothing to say. ]
[Why does an ordinary netizen comment, Qi Zhu feels so much when he says it. ]
[Why are you stuck? ]
[The civet cat collapsed? ]
The screen didn't move.
At this time, it was the April holiday. When Jiang Ying started editing comments, many idle netizens rushed into the live broadcast room to watch the excitement. The platform suddenly collapsed. to the next platform.
So when the civet cat live broadcast platform was working overtime for maintenance, some enthusiastic netizens moved the live broadcast video to Weibo.
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: ! ! ! My God, why did I just catch up with the Qingming holiday? I was burning paper for my great-grandfather outside, watching the live broadcast while burning it, and then I opened my voice, and now the people in this grave outside the village will be screamed by me.
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: Cover your face and cry.jpg, everyone who goes to the grave at Qingming Festival in a radius of 100 miles will recognize me, woo woo woo.
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: There was a good-looking young lady just now who comforted me and told me not to be sad. I am fucking happy, happy.
@chocolate is not my black: I voted, I voted, I confessed to my idol, I knew that I would definitely be selected for blowing with true feelings, I didn’t expect this effect after reading aloud emotionally, I was Su Dao .
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: I don't care, rounding up, I put in first, thank you all.
@YesSilhouette: I'm already stunned, there is a problem.
Miao Ye, who was temporarily serving as a junior reporter, watched helplessly on the live broadcast screen in front of him, and rows of "Aah" suddenly appeared. Then, the picture on the screen was still, and an error occurred in the app display.
"Brother Jiang and Teacher Qi have too much traffic." Miao Ye felt like a sour chicken.
"Silly boy." Xuan Huitong passed by and looked back at the screen behind Miao Ye, "Is this a traffic problem?"
Miao Ye froze in place, and continued to scrutinize the meaning of the first sister's words.
After reading the comments, Qi Zhu seemed to be nothing, and Chong Jiang Ying smiled meaningfully. It happened that the crew called someone, so Qi Zhu got up and went back to filming.
"Come on ice water." After a while, Jiang Ying looked up, feeling that she still needed to calm down.
"Oh." Miao Ye handed Brother Jiang a bottle of ice mineral water, and then watched Brother Jiang stand up staggeringly and walked away with the ice water in his arms.
"Your number." The work assistant was just by the door and handed Jiang Ying's cell phone to him.
"Okay, you guys are very good." Mr. Qi said, "If the squad leader didn't want to pay attention to me, I really wanted to ask him how I should chase Miss Sister."
"He ran away after teasing people, especially not something." Jiang Ying's teeth were itching with anger, "Really, I no longer believe that he was teasing unintentionally."
"That's inevitable. The squad leader is usually like a piece of wood, and he's not interested in anyone, but when he comes to you, he can give you some response." Qi Jun said, "I said that you two have a situation."
"I can't wait, someone in their twenties, why don't you take me into a relationship?" Jiang Ying unscrewed the ice water cap, and under Miao Ye's terrified eyes, poured himself on her head, "That's it. In a few days, I must first say that we are gangsters, and we especially like to fight for this tone."
Miano: "…"
"Come on." On the other end of the phone, Mr. Qi extended his voice, "If you two can make it, I'll be considered a senior witness, can I let my Weibo account for your popularity... "
"But Jiang Ershao, love is not a quarrel, what are you doing so competitively?"
Jiang Ying pressed the phone.
Pre-emptive planning is further on the agenda.
After the civet cat live broadcast was resumed, the behind-the-scenes video of the "Rui Xue" crew immediately attracted the attention of many new users—
[From Weibo Amway, do you have any sugar? ]
[This crew is so harmonious, everyone seems to have a good relationship. ]
[People who have seen the original work reminded that in the later stage of the play, all the members tore each other, which was very emotional. ]
[Ah, to be honest, I never saw Qi Zhu treat others so well. ]
That night, in the built-in chat system of the "Noisy" app—
[sunny]: Ranking
[The crab boss who is ready to go]: No row.
[sunny]: What are you busy with
[The crab boss who is ready to go]: Think about life.
[sunny]: ? ?
[sunny]: Why is it so abnormal, I think you are either in love, or you are just evolving.
[sunny]: Farewell.
Jiang Ying is really thinking about life, he is thinking about confession, whether to benefit from the right time and place, or to open the door and go out to roar, Qi Jun's experience is not available, sunny does not understand.
[Lemon Zi]: Ranking
[The crab boss who is ready to go]: No row.
[Lemon Seeds]: Cut, shy crabs.
[Boss crab ready to go]: Do you know how to chase people
[Lemon Seed]: It's useless for you to ask me, my mother's fetus is solo.
[The crab boss who is ready to go]: It's okay, you will be loved by someone.
[Lemon Zi]: Thank you, have you been comforted
[Lemon Zi]: Oh my God, are you going to fall in love, how fierce and cute
[The crab boss who is ready to go]: Smile.jpg, praise people, don't use words.
Through a simple exchange, Lemonzi of University A said that on the one hand, he is arrogant and arrogant, and currently no one likes him. meaningful opinion.
Therefore, it is useless to ask these two. Jiang Ying also has a good friend, his apprentice [noisy 3357868].
[Boss crab ready to go]: Good evening!
[Noisy 3357868]: Are you in a good mood
[Boss crab ready to go]: Very good.
[The crab boss who is ready to go]: Brother disciple, how are you and your gangster friend
[Noisy 3357868]: He's even cuter. Floating Flowers.jpg
Only at this time did Jiang Ying realize that his apprentice had changed his avatar. Although it was still the picture of a stickman quarrel that came with the system, the background color of the picture had changed to pink.
The tender avatars are eaten with the expression of the floating flower, and you can feel this person is elated through the screen.
[Boss crab who is ready to go]: You are right, there are people who love gang jing.
[Boss Crab, ready to go]: I'm going to pass on to you the core essence of my quarrel.
[Noisy 3357868]:
[Noisy 3357868]: Bah in all directions.jpg
[Boss crab who is ready to go]: Hey, your emoticon package, I also have it on QQ.
Speaking of emojis, Jiang Ying remembered that a lot of his pictures on QQ had been stolen by Qi Zhu recently, and it was time for a new wave.
There was a break-in call, which interrupted Jiang Ying's thoughts. He pressed hang up, but didn't answer for the time being.
With the spirit of responsible teaching, Jiang Ying drew his attention back to the app in front of him.
[The crab boss who is ready to go]: We said last time that we should make good use of interrupts. Have you tried it
[Noisy 3357868]:? Not yet.
[Boss Crab, ready to go]: Interrupt first, then interrupt the other party's thoughts with crooked reasoning, and then throw back the distorted question.
[Boss crab who is ready to go]: You can see that the Weibo quarrel is like this. Since the two sides are on the same level, in the end you will find that the subject of the problem has been greatly distorted. Generally, this is caused by netizens unintentionally, but there are many cases. Those who pinch intentionally have a rhythm in it.
[Boss Crab who is ready to go]: After learning this, you are the future master of rhythm. I wish you a good day to pinch your friends, and by the way, I wish you a hundred years of harmony.
[Noisy 3357868]: I learned, thank you. smile.jpg
Although Qi Zhu ran away in the afternoon, Jiang Ying was in a good mood, so he was willing to talk to his apprentice more.
[Boss crab who is ready to go]: It's shallow on paper, we still have to practice.
[Noisy 3357868]: Don't worry. struggle.jpg
[Boss crab who is ready to go]: You are busy, I have big things to do.
After completing the teaching task of the day, the "Noisy" system issued gold coin rewards. The "Noisy" gold coins can be obtained through mentoring and qualifying, and can be used to exchange for souvenirs in the mall.
When "Noisy" first hit the shelves, it designed its own avatar—
A stickman who is arguing.
The user's initial avatar is this stickman. Every year in the mall, there will be quarrel stickman models with different postures and actions. As a souvenir for players, the number is limited and cannot be purchased. It can only be exchanged for gold coins. As a player at the top of the food chain, Jiang Ying has changed it. There are three of them, all on his desk.
This year's model Jiang Ying hasn't redeemed yet. He clicked on the mall to place an order and successfully owned the fourth stickman.
After Jiang Ying finished writing today's diary, he remembered that during the teaching process, he seemed to have received an interrupted call. He found Qi Jun's phone number in the contact list and called back.
"Mr. Qi, why are you caring about me so much?" Jiang Ying asked, "Why do I think you're watching the fun inside?"
Qi Jun was exposed, but fortunately he was thick-skinned: "I don't, I really care about my old classmates."
"Speaking of which, I just have an idea now, and I just happened to talk to you." Jiang Ying wrote and drew on the page with the pen in his hand, and finally the name of Qi Zhu was drawn.
"Tell me?" Qi Jun just came to join in the fun.
"He didn't run away after teasing people in the afternoon, I want to try it too." Jiang Ying smirked, "I'm very curious how he will feel."
Qi Jun: "...You flirting with him? Jiang Ershao, you are here, and you want skin again?"
"Pi, No Pi is not Jiang Zhugang." Jiang Ying said, "Wait, I'll report the battle to you later, don't you like to watch the fun? I'll report to you the squad leader's reaction hahahaha."
"It's enough to be possessive when it comes to love. What do you want to win or lose? Do you think you're fighting? You want me to come and go, just go directly..." Qi Jun's phone was pressed again.
From under the pillow, Jiang Ying dug out his own small book of combat strength assessment, opened it, found the first page, tore it off, and began to update the information.
Qi Zhu
score:? ? ?
score:! ! !
Latest rating: ??? (three hearts)
Jiang Ying folded the small note into a small square, got up and executed the "run away" plan.
At this time, Qi Zhu is probably already asleep, which is very suitable for committing crimes.
Jiang Ying crept through the corridor and walked to the door of Qi Zhu's room. Seeing that there was no one around, he took out the small score note that he had just changed from his pocket, and squatted down and shoved it into the crack of Qi Zhu's door.
Since it was the first time to do this kind of thing, Jiang Ying suddenly felt that he was very much like someone in a hotel who put small cards in the cracks of people's doors, but he didn't know if those people were much more skilled than him.