Your Scandals Are Way Cuter Than You

Chapter 64: Joy falls from the sky?

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"Ah?" Jiang Ying was reasoning with Miao Ye, but he didn't slow down. "I'm trending? Did someone take a screenshot of my beautiful profile during the reality show?"

Miano: "…"

Jiang Ying pondered: "Did I fall from the sky and be blown by the rainbow fart?"

Miao Ye: "?"

"Look at it for yourself." Qi Zhu casually leaned to the side, waiting to watch the excitement, "Your name is on the hot search."

Miao Ye: "Pfft." Teacher Qi spoke as mercilessly as always.

Jiang Ying: "???"

During the period when he expressed his worldview to Miao Ye, his name did fly on the hot search entries, and he flew with him, as well as the familiar name "Boss Crab".

The whole network was confused, and Jiang Ying was also confused.

It happened that Assistant Chen also came over.

"What did you post this morning?" The assistant panted and handed the culprit's cell phone to him, "How did you get up?"

Weibo hot search real-time list—

#Am I the kind of person who scolds myself# Explosion

#Jiang Ying Confused Behavior#

#noisy crab boss#

#"Noisy" the real identity of the well-known user crab boss#

Jiang Ying: "???"

No! ! !

Done.

What's the situation? In the morning, he told Qi Zhu mysteriously and confidently that he still had a lot of things he didn't know, and he had the ability to slowly pick it up.

How did he get skinned so quickly that there were no bottom pants left? ?

Jiang Ying clicked into the entry for the real identity of the crab boss, and finally knew the reason.

Qi Jun was really kind, and asked his special assistant to pack his souvenir prizes in boxes and specially deliver them to the island.

However, at that time, he had already left with Qi Zhu, and the live broadcast recorded the whole process.

Someone with good deeds took a screenshot and went to Weibo to ask what it was. There are many people and powerful people, and there are "noisy" hidden users all over Weibo. It didn't take long for everyone to recognize that this gray and ugly Xixi's stickman model turned out to be the noble identification of the "Noisy" top player.

That night, a new wave of netizens poured into the live broadcast room—

[The background is not small, who is this hahahaha, there is a Za'an among the guests? Let me see who is it? dog head.jpg]

[Who else is it, dog head.jpg, who called someone to take a courier from the air before, and said that it was his medal of honor, @jiangyingKANI, we have all seen your glorious deeds. ]

[Goutou.jpg, to quote Jiang Ershao's words, "Don't be too imaginative, don't have any evidence, don't talk nonsense", hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he himself knew that he overturned? ]

[I really want a friend like Mr. Qi, dog head.jpg]

[At this time, they are all asleep, the world at night is really beautiful. ]

"What the hell did you do behind my back?" Assistant Chen covered his face, "Just say it's you who scolded you for your bad acting skills."

Jiang Ying looked at Qi Zhu, looked at his assistant, and looked at Miao Ye who was moved by him just now. After some complicated psychological construction, he finally spit out a word: "...Yes."

Assistant Chen felt that he could faint on the spot.

Miao Ye: "Pfft."

Qi Zhu leaned his back against the tree and looked at him. Jiang Ying was sure and certain that if there was a barrage in the air, Qi Zhu should be "deserving of it", "happy to hear it", "schadenfreude" and "extremely wonderful".

"Hey, it was just delivered to the store. With so many guests, who knows it must be mine, in case it belongs to someone else." After brushing here, Jiang Ying felt that he could struggle a little more, as long as his skin was thick enough, Just admit it.

"Brother, why don't you check your Weibo?" The assistant couldn't bear to read it, "Then you decide whether to struggle or not?"

"My Weibo?" Jiang Ying couldn't figure it out, "I just climbed up and forwarded it at the end of the reality show yesterday..."

No! ! !

He played a seven-game winning streak at "Noisy" last night, and with the points game record breaking into the top ten of the season, he habitually shared it on Weibo...

Which Weibo did you share it to? !

On the reminder page of his mobile phone, there is still a reminder message from "Noisy"—

"There is something wrong with your sharing. It is detected that the Weibo you shared with your record is not related to Weibo. Do you want to share it?"

Jiang Ying: "..."

@江影KANI: Sharing the record, the ranking is not proportional to the strength, the strength is stronger. [record screenshot]

On the screenshot, is the "noisy" settlement interface, which shows his outstanding results this season so far, and the id on the app—

[The ecstatic crab boss]

No one cares whether he is thick-skinned, whether he admits it, whether he responds, no one cares.

At this point, Jiang Ying is the crab boss Ben Xia, he is! The one that was hammered to death!

then-

Silhouettes:

Passersby: ?

Black fans: ? ?

Major eat melon marketing accounts: ? ? ?

@Guapimedia Xiaoqi: That, that... I've been on Weibo all morning, I think oh, I think this probably, seems, seems, should, doesn't seem to blame me, right? Dinosaur eats melon.jpg

@TMW-Xun: As expected.

@TMW-Sunny: Shocked my mom.

@黃書tong lisa: Doraemon is surprised.jpg, do you play such a big one

@T.ATW-Chi Yunkai: @T.ATW-Gu Wei, @T.ATW-Fu Zhi, @T.ATW-Luo Chenxuan, @T.ATW-Shi Xinyan, don’t sleep, come and eat melon. When I was doing the show before, they asked me to use the "Noisy" app, I matched the question "Is Jiang Ying's acting bad?", and then the opponent was "Boss Crab", do you remember, wake me up, because The opponent is too fierce, and I still feel that I can't get through, and I have been condemned by my conscience for several months. dog head.jpg

@T.ATW-Chi Yunkai: I am too kind. I never imagined that some people are super fierce when they pinch others, and they can be logical and clear when they scold themselves. Cover your face and cry.jpg

@"Noisy" Official Weibo: Doraemon Surprised.jpg, life is wonderful.

@TV series Ruixue official blog: Doraemon is surprised.jpg

@Screenwriter - Song Jingxi: Doraemon Surprised.jpg

"Can I delete it now?" Jiang Ying turned around, "I seem to have asked a silly question? Even my mother knows it."

"It's good that you know." Qi Zhu said.

Someone's highlight moment was too dazzling, Miao Ye went to laugh, Qi Zhu was just here to watch the fun, it was impossible to leave, Assistant Chen was calling the agent to complain.

It is still the morning of the working day, the social animals are still working passionately, the students are still in class, and many people still don't know about this, so he has already occupied countless topics.

It is conceivable that in recent days, he has been the sweet little biscuits that people have after dinner.

@Annual confusing behavior appreciation: #Am I the kind of person who can scold myself#, the grudge between these two people, they have eaten melons under the skin for several months, I never thought that these two turned out to be the same person. cover your face.jpg

[Reality show recording]

Netizen 1: @jiangyingKANI, #I am the kind of person who can scold myself#, you are, I admire it.jpg. How could he confidently say such things to so many netizens hahahaha, if you want people to not know you have to do it yourself, it will take me a day of laughter.

Netizen 2: It's too confusing. It is recommended to be selected for this year's confusing behavior. You said that the one with the most complicated mood is Jiang Ying or a fan of Jiang Ying and Qi Zhu. This desire to win is so funny hahahaha.

Netizen 3: Fan is an idol who can scold himself, and he can reap happiness every day. Although this silhouette is in a complicated mood now, let’s take a look at Jiang Xiaoying by the way. He is so real. A straightforward character.

"Is there anything else I don't know about you?" Qi Zhu had already learned to eat melons independently. He was wearing a costume, leaning against a tree, and never took his eyes off the screen of his mobile phone. He directly asked the question Jiang Ying asked in the morning. tossed back.

"No, I was caught off guard." Jiang Ying still couldn't recover, "As you can see, I have nothing left."

"Didn't you say you were only a little interested in this app?" Qi Zhu asked.

Jiang Ying: "..." I'm sorry, but it's actually a million dots.

For a while, with the id of Boss Crab, all the previous speeches were cleaned up by netizens.

Netizen 4: Did you see the rainbow fart blown to Qi Zhu in the Crab Boss matching game? It feels like he knows Qi Zhu very well. Rounding up is that Jiang Ying knows Qi Zhu very well, hee hee, do you want me to say more? ? It's true love, after all, some people said it wasn't true love at the beginning, and they couldn't say those words.

Netizen 5: No, I laughed. If they were the same person, it was the first time I saw that an idol could scold his acting so bluntly hahahaha, Jiang Ying is too sober, @ Jiang Ying KANI, do you want to come out and respond, you have thrown out the evidence yourself.

Netizen 6: Other people's idols are thinking about becoming a fan and working hard. Only he is thinking about how to become the top ten of the quarrel app, how to scold himself, and how to feel a little cute.

The app's "Noisy" users collectively posted various shocking emojis on Weibo, and some people also posted screenshots of the "Noisy" internal forum on Weibo.

@I really don’t like quarrels: #I am the kind of person who will scold myself#, [screenshot], people who don’t play quarrel may not know that after the “noisy” points match is over, there will be a player meeting , A while ago, Mr. Crab made ruthless words on the forum, and was ridiculed by the user group.

On the screenshot is a discussion thread on the forum, "What are the occupations of the top ten noisy players in reality?"

Boss Crab (forty days ago): You want to see me, you have to buy a ticket.

Since the identity of the crab boss was exposed, this discussion thread was dug up again by a shovel and returned to the forum homepage—

11034L: … When you mocked him, did you ever think about today? We are ignorant, we have not seen the world.

11035L: You should ask him if he thought about today when he said we were going to buy tickets to see him.

11036L: It's from Weibo, I just downloaded it, how do I play this app, it seems very interesting.

11037L: He originally said that we wanted to see him to compete with scalpers for tickets, but he didn't expect it to be a bragging, his real identity turned out to be idols...

11038L: Although I don't chase stars, I am also shocked. Such stars actually exist. Why do I always see people blacking him before.

11039L: It's okay, he has a good mentality and thick skin. He can scold himself. He doesn't like those black fans at all.

11040L: "Noisy", give Jiang Ying money, I have seen a lot of newcomers.

Near ten o'clock in the morning, the first wave of college students who took the morning class was dismissed, and the number of people on Weibo gradually increased. Lemonzi went online amid the voices of netizens and internal users of "Noisy".

@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: Class is over, sisters, this teacher has been randomly calling names in the morning class, what melons are you eating, why do you feel that there are so many people Aite me, it seems to be very lively, I will go to the hot search for a tour first , I seem to have seen the name of my idol just now.

@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: Xiaoying is really working hard, just came back from the reality show and started business again.

"Can you disconnect her from the Internet?" Jiang Ying turned to ask Assistant Chen and Qi Zhu.

"Then I suggest you dream first." Qi Zhu said very seriously, "After all, this is less difficult."

Probably because the amount of information on the hot search is too large, the news is too bizarre and shocking, it took Lemonzi half an hour to return to his Weibo homepage and continue to post Weibo.

@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: Am I dreaming? Waking up early to ruin the day

Lemon Powder No. 1: Sister, does your face hurt? If it hurts, you won't be dreaming. Doraemon Surprised.jpg

Lemon Powder No. 2: I finally waited until you got out of class. Hahaha, I really want to know your reaction to Lemon Zi.

@Dashanzi in the depths of lemon: Thank you for your invitation, I changed an id, there are too many Aites, I really can't see it, thank you for your concern for my Dashanzi, and the unified reply, my face hurts. Blue nose and face swollen cry.jpg