It took me a long time to wake up Lemon Zi, and then spent the whole night waiting for the "noisy" recovery function to be available. The first thing Sister Lemon did was to open the app and open the chat between him and a crab. Record.
As long as I do not actively delete it, the conscience app "Noisy" will save all the battle and private chat records for the user.
For netizens outside, the fact that Jiang Ying is equal to Boss Crab has a lot of information.
But after sobering up, Lemonzi felt that the amount of information in her chat record might be even greater.
two weeks ago—
[Boss crab ready to go]: Do you know how to chase people
Turn to the recorded lemon seeds: wo (three tones) cao (two tones)
Who is he chasing
Two weeks and two days ago—
[The crab boss who is about to move] and Jiang Ying's black powder battle, pinching each other to hang up.
Sister Lemon took the lead in writing a small composition for the crab boss on Weibo, and the two top ten bosses have successfully established diplomatic relations since then. She used "Ningyan Lemony" to explain to the crab why chasing the wind and shadow is so good, The crab replied with two words, "Mmmm".
Turn to the recorded lemon seeds: Mom.
Crab boss = Jiang Ying = her idol, does that mean that her low-key CP fan is dancing in front of cooking
Lemon Seed: "..." Not good.
Lemonzi continued to read the chat records, and further received a knowing crit.
She saw that she was drinking sugar in front of her idol, refuting, provoking and pinching his idol, and finally washed his idol by herself
[Crab boss]: ? ? ? It's not fragrant, the sugar you eat may be a daily routine, and people are used to it.
[Wandering Crab Boss]: I despise you, and I won't fall into your mouth with sugar.
Lemon smothering.
On Weibo, some netizens sorted out Jiang Ying's feat of using the skin of "Boss Crab".
@一人网：It's well known that I scolded myself. This id praised Qi and scolded Jiang Ying, and was attacked by two fans. Took a sip of this loss. Covering his face and crying.jpg, it was not until Lemonzi cleaned him up that Boss Crab’s Weibo became active again. Before that, he criticized the brainless black fans in the Challenge Bureau, and in the anti-black history of the rice circle, he left A brilliant page.
[Screenshot at the time of the incident]
Comment 1: 666, I only knew that Qi Zhujia's fans were more anti-gangsters, but now I see, what are those, some people, one person supports one anti-gangster group.
Comment 2: Fans are really easy to save, just watch the fun, he has contracted both the black and the anti-black, and he often appears on the list by himself. Our fans don't have to do anything, save time and effort, and still gain happiness .
Comment 3: Hahahahaha I really don't understand the idols now, obviously they can rely on their faces to eat, but they want to fight.
Comment 4: Jiang Ying: I'm sorry, it's just a little hobby of mine. I accidentally turned it into a pinch king. What can I do
Jiang Ying, who kept staring at Weibo and didn't let go, roared: "Why are they not finished, I still want to use this number, have you laughed enough?"
"Who's to blame?" Qi Shifeng said sarcastically.
"You." Jiang Ying said, "Have you been eating melons in my room since after dinner?"
"You just found out?" Qi Zhu sat beside Jiang Ying's bed with "righteous" written on his face.
"Why didn't I find out that you like melons so much before?" Jiang Ying poked Qi Zhu's chest.
"Let's see who it is." Qi Zhu grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said word by word, "Come to me."
You have collected so much black material from me, and I can eat you without any problem, not to mention that if you eat two bites of melon, you only speak half of the words, but he can understand the rest of the sentence.
Jiang Ying: "..." Having been together for a long time, he is very familiar with Qi Zhu's speaking style.
"It's alright." Qi Zhu finished the joke, and half-truthly comforted him, "There are a lot of melons in the entertainment industry, there will always be someone who will search and rescue you, probably."
Jiang Ying swiped his fingers on the screen of the mobile phone, and finally stopped on the interface where the "Noisy" app was located: "Squad leader, do you really want to try this? I feel that the yin and yang of your speech is getting more and more strange. It fits our 'noisy' style of painting."
Qi Zhu: "Oh."
Previously, a foreign friend Zhuo Zhuo said that Qi Zhu gave him the Amway app as a tool for learning Chinese. Jiang Ying still remembers this, and Zhuo Zhuo also said that Qi Zhu had an account, but he had never been active.
Previously, it was difficult for him to ask privately because of his identity as the owner of Crab, but now his bottoms have been cleaned, and those who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes. Does that mean that he can take time out of the "noisy" built-in chat system Wondering about excellence
At 11 o'clock in the evening, the user [Boss Crab], who has received much attention from the whole network, finally went online.
Countless friend invitations lie in his new message box, with one-sentence messages from various netizens—
"Brother, do you know me?"
"I didn't expect that one day, I would come here to chase stars."
"You look so good-looking, can you fight with me?"
"Check in, I heard that you are a big star."
Jiang Ying changed his personal signature easily.
"Good, go back to wherever you come from. Have you heard anything? Stay away from the idol's life."
Forum netizens said they don't listen or not, idols play with you, we look at ours, we promise not to black you, we will only hahaha.
[A bit envious of Boss Crab's apprentice, chasing stars up close, and having the opportunity to chat privately with idols. hot]
1L: As the title says, I'm a passerby fan, I like his character.
2L: His apprentice? Noisy 3357868, I feel very low-key, and I don't know where he picked it up.
3L: Envy is envy, but there is one thing to say, Jiang Ying's character that doesn't take any losses at all is sometimes very slander, in case his apprentice happens to be one of the people who slander him.
4L: Then we are about to see the breakdown of a mentoring and apprenticeship, and Boss Crab loses his beloved apprentice.
5L (Boss Crab, whose name is being changed):? ? ? smile.jpg, at the end of the season, have the points been brushed up? Why don't you match and score points when you have this time? No wonder I can't get up the ranking after playing for so long, cute.jpg
6L: woc? The deity airborne upstairs? Or a cottage
7L: Judging from the tone, the deity should be correct, he was anxious.
8L: Seeing it, he panicked.
Jiang Ying thinks that since the skin has fallen off a layer, the matter is neither too small nor too small. Qi Zhu can't dislike him. His family knows exactly what kind of virtue he is, and naturally he will not dislike him. Jiang Ying wants to hear the opinion of his little apprentice. .
If the little apprentice doesn't like Jiang Ying, then does he have to use his logic to wash the little apprentice's brain
[cowardly crab]: Hi~
[cowardly crab]: Kang Kang me.
[Noisy 3357868]: Daze.jpg
[Cowardly Crab]: Panda's head wipes sweat.jpg
It's over, it seems that he knows about this matter. He has worked hard to form this incomprehensible relationship with the apprentice who was forcibly picked up at the beginning, and he must not just say goodbye.
[Cowardly Crab]: Are you chasing stars
[Noisy 3357868]: Don't chase.
Jiang Ying breathed a sigh of relief, not chasing stars, outsiders, no problem, very easy to deceive.
[Cowardly Crab]: Do you know Jiang Ying
[Noisy 3357868]: You
[Counseling Crab]: Well, I, besides that, do you have any impressions
[Noisy 3357868]: Ruthless, ruthless to himself and to the enemy.
[Noisy 3357868]: Don't worry, I really like Jiang Ying.
Jiang Ying is alright, it's ok again, it's really great that he found his little apprentice in the vast crowd.
[Counseling Crab]: Jiang Ying has a lot of black stuff, don't you hate it
[Noisy 3357868]: Not annoying.
[Counseling Crab]: I'm glad, I didn't raise you for nothing.
[Cowardly Crab]: I like your true temperament.
[Noisy 3357868]: I like you too.
[Counseling Crab]: Our master-apprentice points are almost at the point where we can graduate. After a few days, I will clean up myself, and I will tell you something, and you can graduate perfectly.
[Counseling Crab]: From now on, if anyone bullies you, you will report me the name of the crab boss, and I guarantee that no one will dare to touch you.
[Noisy 3357868]: OK.
After the chat was over, the apprentice kept it, and what Jiang Ying had to deal with was a bunch of new private messages he received.
[sunny]: Deserving it, hee hee hee.
Jiang Ying: "..." Another crazy one.
Don't worry about this, next one.
[Lemon Seed]: &*(… &… ￥##…
[Cowardly Crab]: Shan'er
[Cowardly Crab]: What's going on? Face rolling over the keyboard
[Lemon Zi]: Damn, you dare to come back
[cowardly crab]: Huh? Still calling me a jerk? Am I not your idol? Come on, a few words of rainbow fart to serve.
[Lemon Seed]: …
[Lemon Zi]: Bah.jpg, I've been thinking too much. I'm familiar with the flavor of the gang, you're still the same you, and the skin is really thick.
[Lemon Zi]: My face hurts when I think that I said in front of so many people that Boss Crab and Jiang Ying could not be the same person.
[Counseling Crab]: I can do it, I can't give up my number, this number is priceless, okay
Jiang Ying has used the account of Boss Crab for more than three years, and the stickman model has reached the fourth one. To give up the quarrel account, he would rather not be an idol, such a thought that can make the agent and the team mad together. consciousness.
[Lemon Zi]: Are you really my idol
[Cowardly Crab]: Hey, my skin has been peeled off, can you stop poking my sore spot again and again, Dashanzi, you are immoral.
[Lemon Zi]: My face hurts even more. I'm chasing after something. Cover your face and cry.jpg
[Cowardly Crab]: You scold me? Smile.jpg, you scolded your idol before you lost your fan. Do you still want to be in the fan circle
[Lemon Zi]: Then why are you drinking candy with me? Are you thinking of peach
[cowardly crab]:? Blame me? I haven't told you yet. When you asked me about the fragrance of chasing the wind and the shadow, you just happened to be seen by Qi Zhu? He kept asking me how I was feeling, what I thought, and who I was chatting with.
[Cowardly Crab]: At that time, I hadn't handed him a small note of affection. I was seen by him pinching our CP with others. Do I want to lose face
[Counseling Crab]: The sugar you eat is my daily life. Can you eat it, but can't I? ah
[Cowardly Crab]: Crooked? What about people? Don't run, come out and argue!