"What time is it?" Jiang Ying noticed someone beside him, and asked half-awake, closed his eyes and grabbed the quilt, wrapped it in the bed and rolled around.
The sound of footsteps trying to calm down must be Qi Zhu, Jiang Ying was unprepared, but instead made the sheets even more messy.
"It's noon, it's past dinner time." Qi Zhu asked, just covering him with the quilt, "Xiaoying, are you going to sleep or get up to eat?"
Jiang Ying came here early in the morning. He was looking for something to eat in his dream just now. As soon as he heard that there was lunch, he opened his eyes immediately. Qi Zhu's coat was regarded as a quilt by him, and he rubbed a lot of folds: "I woke up. Wake up, I choose lunch."
"Oh, I'm sorry." Someone just said it, picked up Qi Zhu's wrinkled coat and returned it to him, without the slightest guilt of wrinkling his clothes.
The impact of his school days on people was quite far-reaching. Seeing his sleepy appearance, Qi Zhu reached out his hand almost like a conditioned reflex and rubbed his hair even more messy.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Ying rolled over and sat up, "Qi Zhu! I think you are rubbing it smoothly."
"Someone sent you a message just now, I said you were asleep." Qi Zhu took his clothes and put them on his arms.
Jiang Ying recalled her chat before going to bed. Qi Zhu's reply was probably Lemonzi. Lemonzi seems to be in a very unstable mood recently. Her Weibo posts are often garbled, like lemon peels rolled on the keyboard.
Even when he just opened Weibo, he saw Lemonzi's Weibo posted a moving picture of a volcanic eruption.
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: ah ah ah, I can't do it anymore. [a moving picture]
Comment 1: Getting dizzy again
Comment 2: Cherish life and stay away from idol life.
Comment 3: Dashanzi's painting style is like this every day recently. I want to know how much she secretly drank behind our backs.
Comment 4: She's lost her mind, she eats alone, when will she bring it out for us to eat together
"This brother, your work is over?" Jiang Ying moved to the bedside with a smirk he couldn't hide, and hugged Qi Zhu who was standing beside the bed.
"It's over." Qi Zhu was startled, and slowly reached out to help Jiang Ying smooth the messed up hair just now.
"Then, is your house or my house?" Jiang Ying stretched out her index finger and drew a half circle, pointing to Qi Zhu and herself.
"My house." Qi Zhu didn't even think about it, "Today or tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow." Jiang Ying didn't even think about it, "The time and place are right for people."
The two hit it off, and they agreed very much.
Half a minute later—
Jiang Ying: "..."
Qi Zhu: "..."
"Squad leader, why do you think we are so skilled at making appointments?" Jiang Ying, who realized what deal the two had made just now, spoke first and asked sincerely.
"You should be the same as before." Qi Zhu looked at him and gave an explanation.
"Yes." Jiang Ying closed his eyes and thought for a moment, agreeing with the answer.
In middle school, the two of them were indeed like this, but what age should be done at any age. At that time, it was an appointment to review and write homework together, but it is not easy to say now.
In Jiang Ying's eyes, Qi Zhu brought him to work with his family, but to a group of people on the set, Qi Zhu had not finished the last job and brought a time bomb.
"Sister." While Qi Zhuzai was talking to the director, Jiang Ying caught up with the staff on the set, "Don't look at me with that look, I'm really not fierce."
"Don't listen to the nonsense of those people on the Internet, I'm not spitting out fragrance, it's self-protection."
"Let's go." Qi Zhu came over, put the baseball cap on Jiang Ying's head, and walked away.
"Sister, it's okay, let's make the list." Jiang Ying turned back three steps at a time.
"I'll call you." Qi Zhu dragged the person into the car and closed the door, "In addition to anti-black."
It was already two in the morning when the two arrived in H City, and Jiang Ying's assistant took the driver to the airport to pick him up.
"Squad leader, I will probably go to the company tomorrow morning to report my trumpet being skinned." Jiang Ying was so sleepy that he couldn't find his way. "Then you will come to the company tomorrow night to pick me up?"
"Okay." Qi Zhumu sent his car away.
"Xiaoying, what are you and Teacher Qi secretly dating?" The assistant was really curious.
"It's about adults." Jiang Ying blinked and emphasized his words, "Do you want to report to the company?"
The assistant's voice was calm: "Oh."
Jiang Ying: "Oh?" So calm
"Tell me something." The assistant said.
Jiang Ying: "?"
"Because Second Young Master Jiang, you ran away with Qi Zhu after filming, so I sent all your luggage to Teacher Qi's residence." Assistant Chen smiled.
Jiang Ying: "..." I said earlier, he won't go back tonight.
Well, the parties are used to it, and the people around are used to it. Netizens on Weibo, looking at it, are probably used to it.
[Cowardly Crab]: Shan'er, I want to ask you something.
[Lemon Zi]: Ah ah ah ah.
[Counseling Crab]: Did Qi Zhu and I drive you into a coma
[Lemon Zi]: Ah ah ah ah.
[Counseling Crab]: I'm used to it, don't make a fuss.
[Lemon Zi]: Ah ah ah ah.
Lemon Seed seems to have crashed, Jiang Ying opened the forum as usual, but found some posts that were different from usual—
Someone came to the door to find a "noisy" user to make trouble.
[Your app is not good, there are so many unreasonable people gathered here, all day long and fighting here, not doing well in reality?]
1L: ? ?
2L: ? In the evening, are you coming to see your mother
3L (sunny): cute.jpg, life is so-so, but is the money that Ning gets from moving bricks every month to 1/10 of my monthly salary
Recently, the identity of the well-known user Mr. Crab has been exposed, and the "Noisy" app has received unprecedented attention. Some people like it, but naturally some people don't like it.
It's just that those who are not used to seeing it usually don't have eyes like this one today.
4L (sunny): It's your business that you don't like it. Do you have to go to someone else's territory to beep and beep
5L (landlord): To put it in a high-sounding way, isn't your app a gathering place for gangsters? What's the matter, a group of pimps still feel that they are quite tall
Jiang Ying received new news again—
[Lemon Zi]: When I see your two names now, I think ah.
[Cowardly Crab]: [Link], don't drink it! Someone has come to deliver it, come on!
[Lemon Zi]: woc, here we come.
[Lemon Zi]: Xiaopo app, we can scold it at home, what is it
4L (Lemon Seed); cute.jpg, so-so, national scholarship.
5L (Cowardly Crab): Cute.jpg, living a normal life, 10 million fans.
6L (noisy 3357868): ? ? ? Smile.jpg, low-end bar fine, bar without knowing it, low vision, narrow thinking.
7L (noisy 3357868): cute.jpg, living a normal life, catching up with the person I like.
8L (Lemon Seed): Would you rather say we are gangsters? Ning can understand people's speech? If you don't understand, stand up and roll around. If you understand, please listen to what I say next.
9L (landlord): You fucking *&￥%#@&%**…
10L (Lemon Seed): "Noisy" is a hobby and a way to reduce stress. Personally, I think most of the users here are more qualified. We don't scold our parents, but that doesn't mean we don't.
11L (Lemon Seed): Come on, let me show you what a kong is.
Then, there is no one else in this building. Sister Lemon has amazing fighting power, without any fancy connotations, and a low-end barman who maliciously came to the door to find trouble. She was scolded by her as autistic, and Kaimai was not harmonious enough. Shielded, so angry that he abandoned the building and ran away.
And Lemon Zi can be scolded from dark to dawn, with "noisy" and a group of players on the hot search.
On Jiang Ying's side, he found a familiar id on the floor. It was so familiar that he couldn't believe it at first, so he took a few more glances.
[Cowardly Crab]: wow, disciple brother, you're done! [screenshot]
[Counseling Crab]: You are already a mature apprentice brother, you can scold people independently.
Teaching is indeed a sense of achievement. At this moment, Jiang Ying feels that his body, mind and soul have been sublimated.
[Noisy 3357868]: Well.
[Cowardly Crab]: You have caught the person you like! Congratulations!
[Noisy 3357868]: Happy together.
[Cowardly Crab]: Don't worry about him on the forum, Lemon and Sunny are here tonight, and his life is bad.
[Cowardly Crab]: You just happened to be online, and I will teach you the housekeeping skills of fighting.
[Noisy 3357868]: Well.
The apprentice brother was as cold as ever, but Jiang Ying believed that he really wanted to learn.
[Counseling Crab]: We talked about last time, we must learn to blur the key points and bring the other party's rhythm.
[Counseling Crab]: I believe that with your understanding, you can definitely use it well.
[Counseling Crab]: After you finish the rhythm, the other party will enter a short-term shutdown state either because of ignorance or because of anger. You have to seize this opportunity, reverse the black and white, and make a rake, in short, make the other party speechless. .
[cowardly crab]: Understand
[Noisy 3357868]: I understand. struggle.jpg
What is needed is this kind of comprehension. Jiang Ying is really satisfied with his apprentice.
[Counseling Crab]: The above are the routines and tips that I have summarized over the years, but these are far from enough. The birth of a product requires 1% effort and 99% practice.
[Counseling Crabs]: Routines are dead, people are alive, and it takes more practice to flexibly deal with various situations.
[Noisy 3357868]: Well, definitely.
[Counseling Crab]: Finally, we must remember that learning to fight is to protect ourselves in a complex online environment, not to hurt others. You know what I mean.jpg
[Cowardly Crab]: This is also my insignificant hobby.
[Noisy 3357868]: I understand.
[Counseling Crab]: Congratulations, you have graduated!