Jiang Ying: "???"
His brain had a brief shutdown and needed to be restarted. In that brief moment, he seemed to see an open field, heard a loud noise, and then followed by a mushroom cloud rising into the sky.
Arguing 3357868 = disciple brother = Qi Zhu
Qi Zhu is his apprentice brother? !
It was Qi Zhu who he taught me so hard for 123 days? !
Qi Zhu seriously sneaked into the "quarrel" for 123 days, just to learn to fight with him? !
It's not that they have similar personalities and similar speaking styles. These two are the same person at all? ?
Don't give a fuck about winning or losing, fuck don't give a shit about winning or losing.
Jiang Ying thinks about it now that Qi Zhu suddenly became his precious apprentice. There are traces to follow in life. The emojis of the apprentice younger brother from the same series as him, Qi Zhu's increasingly obvious tone when chatting , and Qi Zhu's familiarity with the fight routine gradually surpassed his imagination, but this matter sounded so bizarre that the parties did not take these details to heart until—
"Xiaoying." Qi Zhu pushed open the door of the room, "Would you like to increase the temperature of the air conditioner?"
Jiang Ying was so frightened that his whole body shuddered: "You stop."
Qi Zhu: "?"
"Don't move." Jiang Ying added, "You step back."
Qi Zhu didn't go any further, didn't ask, just glanced around the script in Jiang Ying's hand, and saw the screen of his mobile phone on the cabinet, as if he understood what was going on, low Laugh out loud.
"Are you still laughing?" Jiang Ying didn't expect that he was too lazy to cover up, "You quickly reflect on the seriousness of the problem."
"I never lied to you." Qi Zhu turned around and locked the bedroom door, "I didn't plan to hide it from you."
Jiang Ying: "..."
Isn't that right, every word this person said in "Noisy" is the truth.
"I have a gangster friend." Qi Zhu walked to the floor-to-ceiling window while Jiang Ying was not paying attention, and closed the curtains, "Now he's a gangster boyfriend, I'm not mistaken."
Jiang Ying laughed angrily: "Mr. Qi, are you free? Ah? Why don't you open a trumpet account and find me in the app to learn how to quarrel?"
Qi Zhu thought about it seriously and gave a statement: "The main thing is chasing you and understanding your world, and fighting is secondary."
"You're playing me like a monkey, and now you tell me it's secondary." He was so angry, he was about to fight, and he was eager to win.
However, Qi Zhu was really chasing him very seriously before, and he wanted to step back and increase another level. Jiang Ying felt that he might not be far away from smoking.
"The result is good." Qi Zhu pointed out the key point, "You are mine."
"What's good?" Jiang Ying jumped out of bed, "You already knew that I was Boss Crab, didn't you? You knew it 123 days ago. It would be interesting to see me tossing with two fans on Weibo, and it was also when I was a teacher. , I know I definitely like this type of refusal and welcome, I have learned a lot of routines, monitor."
"When I scold myself, you like it the most, right?"
"I sincerely wish you an early defeat to your gangster friend, can you still talk about your conscience?"
Jiang Ying: "Your motives are impure, Mr. Qi. As a good teacher who is the No. 1 'noisy' teacher, I'm really serious about teaching you how to be a prankster."
"So what makes you angry is your teaching, right?" Qi Zhu interjected.
Jiang Ying: "Yes." It doesn't seem right either.
The idea is not quite right, it doesn't hit the point, but I can't say what's wrong, no, he may need a bottle of ice water to wake up.
"Okay." Qi Zhu spit out a word calmly.
The word "good" is extremely provocative. Someone's desire for victory and defeat just went down again. Jiang Ying patted his head and picked up the little melon beside the bed into his arms: "What? I ran away, you ran away in anger, do I want to lose face..."
[Teach you the tricks of speaking in real life.]
[Then we will talk today, learn to interrupt.]
[It is to seize the opportunity, speak first, and after forming a habit, you can use interrupt skills proficiently.]
[You can find someone to try when you are free.]
Before Jiang Ying's eighteenth row could say anything, his eyes widened slightly. Qi Zhu blocked his way, lowered his head and kissed his lips, avoiding the small wound at the corner of his mouth, and interrupted aggressively. what he was about to say.
Jiang Ying gasped slightly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the meaning of success in Qi Zhu's eyes.
Jiang Ying pointed to himself: "...Okay, I'm addicted to interrupting, don't I want to lose face? Don't forget, I said before, it's impossible to lose to you a second time."
Jiang Ying: "No appointment today, 886."
[Interrupt first, then interrupt the other party's thinking with a crooked reasoning, and then throw the distorted question back.]
Qi Zhu pulled Jiang Ying back, entered the state in a second, and brought the popular actor's acting skills to the extreme.
So Jiang Ying witnessed the whole process of Qi Zhu's face changing—
The person opposite frowned, hesitant and sad, Qi Zhu looked at him and the ceiling, tenderly with reluctance, and lost with nostalgia.
Jiang Ying: "?" What direction is this
Speak if you have something to say.
[Look at the Weibo quarrel like this, because the two sides are on the same level, in the end you will find that the subject of the problem has been greatly distorted. Generally, this is caused by netizens unintentionally, but there are many people who can pinch deliberately. with rhythm.]
"Little Ying." Qi Zhu put both hands on Jiang Ying's shoulders, and opened his mouth like a heartbreaker, his eyes were erratic, and his voice was a little trembling: "Don't you love me?"
Jiang Ying: "..."
Jiang Ying: "..."
Is this a fucking question, is that what they're arguing about? !
Acting like the real thing.
The acting is amazing, isn't it
You can't act if you bully someone with poor acting skills
[After you finish the rhythm, the other party will enter a short-term shutdown state either because of ignorance or because of anger. You have to seize this opportunity to reverse the black and white, fight back, and in short, make the other party speechless.]
Qi Zhu's rhythm is comparable to Drift. For a while, Jiang Ying didn't quite understand how Qi Zhu's accidental peeling was brought into the issue of love and dislike, and his mind just sobered up, and stopped again.
Qi switched back to the normal state every second: "You yourself are slow to respond to love, why do you blame me?"
"You are addicted to fighting, and you are not attentive in love. I know that the crab boss is you. You don't recognize me. Can you blame me?"
Reverse black and white.
"I've been chasing you for a long time, what about you?" I said, "I'm nice to you, but you turned sour. I asked you if you wanted to use CP, but you evaded."
Finally, do the general ledger—
"Xiaoying." Qi Zhu stretched out his hand to straighten Jiang Ying's face, forcing him to look up at him, "You tell me, whose problem is it?"
Jiang Ying: "..."
mad.
It's all his own tricks, all of which were learned and used flexibly by Qi Zhu.
What kind of divine insight is this.
It is better to retreat and fight another day.
"Farewell." Jiang Ying was about to run away holding Xiaogua.
Qi Zhu calmly and suddenly shot, picked him up by the waist, threw him on the big bed in the room, leaned over, and played a recording on his phone just now—
"How old you are, I said that I am yours and you are yours. I will not regret it. I have already delivered it to the door, so I can't run away."
"Don't worry, I will lose if I run."
Jiang Ying: "..." It's too sinister.
"Nothing else." Qi Zhu threw away his phone, "Just as a souvenir, I didn't expect it to come in handy so quickly."
"Jiang Zhugang, I'll ask you again." Qi Zhu said he wanted to ask, but he didn't mean to let it go, "Are you going to win or lose?"
A certain barman walked sideways every day from childhood to adulthood, and finally fell into the ditch today.
The dilemma, the harsh words that are released and the water that is poured out, this is a matter of dignity, and it must not be regarded as saying nothing.
Jiang Ying decided to scold him before saying, "Qi Zhu, you motherfucker..."
He had been holding the little melon in the palm of his hand and was unwilling to let go. When a certain keyword was touched, he shouted in a high-pitched voice in the room.
Xiaogua: Qi Zhu? Qi Zhu is a cold personality!
Qi Zhu: "..."
Jiang Ying: "..."
Artificial mental retardation has added fuel to the fire, making trouble, and scolding and scolding can't come out.
"Do you think I look like me?" Qi Zhu whispered in his ear, "I won't ask, why don't you try it yourself?"
five minutes later.
"... I have a job tomorrow." Jiang Ying compromised, "Be gentle."
"Yeah." Qi Zhu nodded thoughtfully.
"Don't you love me?" Qi Zhu threw the question back again.
"Love, love, brother Qi has such a good understanding, why don't you love me anymore." Jiang Ying confessed, "My fault, it's all my fault."
"Mine." Qi Zhu turned him over with satisfaction and leaned over slowly, "Let's treat your temper."
Early the next morning, Qi Jun was coordinating the work at the recording site of a program.
"I can't get through on the phone, is Jiang Ying here?" Qi Jun asked the staff, "We will start the live broadcast in 20 minutes, are you all ready?"
"It's coming..." The new staff member hesitated, "it just doesn't look the same as before."
Mr. Qi: "???"
President Xiao Qi: "No, what does it mean to look different from before?"
In the VIP lounge at the backstage of the show, the staff timidly welcomed Mr. Qi, and Qi Zhu drank tea calmly with a cup of tea.
"Squad leader?" Qi Jun didn't stop his steps, knocked his leg on the coffee table, and grinned in pain.
Qi Zhu nodded politely, indicating that he heard it.
"Where's my father?" Qi Jun had a bad premonition.
"Sleep dead, let me come." Someone's gestures were filled with laziness, "I heard that he signed my name by mistake on the contract."
Qi Jun: "..." He needs a quick-acting heart-rescue pill.
"Anyway, your show will start in more than ten minutes." Qi Zhu put down the teacup, "I'll save you a game, do you think my coffee position is suitable?"