Today is the last episode of a talent show. Although it is a lukewarm and well-behaved program, the last episode of the group was broadcast live and attracted a lot of viewers.
[I haven't seen it before, and I came to join in the fun in the last issue. ]
[It’s okay, it’s basically certain that only those few people will debut at the end, so I don’t have any special expectations. ]
[I'm here, I'm here, I'm the silhouette, I heard that this is Mr. Qi's show? I love beans have been paddling here. ]
[Have you started? I came to see Boss Crab, and inexplicably became a fan. ]
[Nothing to do, take a look at this to relieve boredom, I heard that this is a show that Xiao Qi always smashed for xxx? ]
Jiang Ying's judge seat can't be left empty, and Qi Jun can't refuse it if he picks up such a big bargain, so the judge's platform is raised, all five judges are in their places, and they greet the audience in turn.
Qi Zhu nodded slightly: "Morning."
Player on stage: "?"
Audience offstage: "??"
Outside audience watching the live broadcast: "???"
Jiang Ying's name was still written on the stage card in front of the judges' table, but the person had changed.
There was an uproar at the scene, some contestants on the stage covered their mouths in surprise, and the public screen of the platform was full of question marks——
[What's wrong with Taika, Xiao Qi always thinks we are blind? Is this Jiang Ying? Who are you lying to! ]
[This is Qi Zhu. ]
[Ah ah ah, why is my male god here, I was bored to watch the show and ran into a male god? ]
[What about our little shadow? ! Taika is still Jiang Ying's name, is this a temporary change? ]
[Hahahahaha the last issue is super exciting, I can see the sincerity of Mr. Qi. ]
"I'll take the class." Qi Zhu waited for the room to be quiet, picked up the microphone and continued, "I will perform my duties as a judge fairly and impartially."
"Please pay attention to the game, no need to pay attention to me."
[Grass, don't stop me, I've already thought about it, what's the matter with you two, are you bullying our little shadow. ]
[Come on, who dares to bully the gangster in your family, and the evil force will give back to being sick? ]
[Didn't you two just finish filming Ruixue, what are you doing hahaha, this is not an ordinary substitute class, Mr. Qi's coffee position will not accept this kind of show at all, just ask what kind of feelings come to replace it took this class. ]
[I'm crazy hahahaha, after the last mutual relationship, they have done this again, what step has this been done? ]
[No, I'm going to make trouble, big pig's hoof, what have you done to our little shadow hahahahaha. ]
Mr. Qi's program is going according to the normal process, the contestants show, the netizens vote statistics, and the judges comment. There is a lot of room for operation in this type of program voting, so the audience will prefer the judges' comments.
So, in this much-anticipated link, they saw—
Qi Zhu: "No. 9, you were out of tune just now and the chorus part. I thought you would correct it immediately, but you actually sang the whole song in this wrong tune."
Qi Jun: "..."
Qi Zhu: "No. 57, the dancing didn't keep up with the music, it was wrong from the beginning, and you stepped on the same team."
Qi Jun: "..."
Qi Zhu: "No. 81..."
President Xiao Qi frantically winked at Qi Zhu, hinting wildly.
Qi Zhu turned a blind eye and made the best of fairness and justice: "No. 81, you have problems singing and dancing. I don't know if you are not good enough or your ability is not enough. Your business ability needs to be improved."
Qi Zhu: "Oh, let's not talk about it, I'll stop there."
Fortunately, the squad leader is in a good mood, and his usual arrogant posture is only halfway out, so Qi Jun heaved a sigh of relief.
Then he saw that Qi Zhu said to the four judges and him, half sympathy and half regret: "Your work also needs to be strengthened."
Four other judges: "… "
Xiao Qi was stunned and wanted to cry without tears. The time was too tight just now, and the sudden incident made his mind go blank. He forgot to tell Qi Zhu that he only needed to paddle on the jury's seat.
With the friendship of his old classmates, Qi Zhubing finished the whole program with great earnestness, and even the judges and producers were not able to escape the disaster.
Xiao Qi is always good at making money, and it's true that he loves to rub off, but he didn't expect to get a nuclear bomb this time.
audience-
[Covering his face and crying.jpg, it's his style, is he here to smash the scene hahahahahaha. ]
[I miss Jiang Ying who is paddling water hahahaha, his profile is very good-looking when he is paddling without opening his mouth. I took several screenshots before. ]
[Qi Zhu: What did you do, what did you choose? ]
[Qi Zhu: Okay, let me close the microphone reluctantly. ]
[Be content, I feel that Qi Zhu seems to be in a good mood today, you haven't seen the momentum of his scolding the screenwriter before. ]
[It's all true, this show is really full of water, after Xiao Qi's cheating on Xiaoying, he was finally cheated. ]
[@jiangyingKANI, don’t sleep, take your family Qi Zhu back quickly, Xiao Qi is going to be crazy hahaha. ]
Qi Zhu lightly smashed other people's fields. Seeing Jiang Ying's face, Shumai stopped talking. The program came to the end according to the flow, and the curtain was announced to the cheers of the crowd in the audience.
Xiao Qi was moved to tears and thanked Qi Zhu tearfully: "Squad leader, I thank you, thank you."
"It's okay." Qi Zhu pulled his hand back, "It's all classmates, thank you, and don't talk about you."
Qi Jun bought several hot searches in order to send the young lady to debut, but the discussion was not as high as the hot search of Qi Zhu's smashing the scene, which can be regarded as an indirect hit to Qi Zhu's popularity.
#Qi Zhu comment#
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: I watched the show at a fixed time and waited for my idol, but I didn't expect a big surprise, so I asked you two what did you two do last night hahahaha, the substitute, looks in a good mood Ah, I don't know if my idol is happy.
At the same time, inside the "Noisy" app, a new post was pushed to the front row of the forum's homepage.
[How long is the relationship between master and apprentice? Boss Crab just disconnected the teacher-apprentice relationship]
1L: If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you.
2L: Didn't Noisy 3357868 just leave the school last night? What did this guy do in the night to deceive his teachers and destroy his ancestors? Brother Crab did the job of Mr. Qi today.
3L: Poor Boss Crab, the relationship between mentor and apprentice lasted for one night and broke in the morning.
4L: Hey, he has time to establish a mentoring relationship, why doesn't he have time to go to work? The language of the substitute class was amazing, and it was all on the hot search.
5L (Lemon Seed): I'll go! I'll ask! I go!
6L(sunny): Huh.
Jiang Ying was awakened by the vibrating sound of his mobile phone. He woke up once just now, and his bones were all soft. Can't sleep due to the noise of the phone vibrating.
[Counseling Crab]: Panda head furious.jpg, sleep.
[Lemon Zi]: Uh, it's almost noon, is it really okay for you to be so irritable
[Counseling Crab]: Sleepy, sleep late.
[Lemon Zi]: Are you sleepy, or what happened to your apprentice
[Cowardly Crab]: I will no longer accept apprentices woo woo woo.
[Cowardly Crab]: I encountered a waterloo woo woo woo.
[Cowardly Crab]: My body and soul are in pain.
[Cowardly Crab]: My desire to win has been hit woo woo woo.
[Lemon Seed]: So serious? Bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors
[Lemon Zi]: Roll up your sleeves.jpg, you are at least my idol, whoever dares to bully you should ask me what Lemon Zi means.
[cowardly crab]: Really? Little Dinosaur Tears.jpg
[Lemon Zi]: Really, who am I afraid of Lemon Zi
[Lemon Zi]: Come on, be brave, speak up, tell me his name, and report his id.
[Counseling crabs]: Qi Zhu.
[Lemon Seed]: Gah
[The system prompts that the user "Lemon Zi" has unilaterally deleted your friend.]
Jiang Ying: "???"
[cowardly crab]:? ? ? You fake fan.
[cowardly crab]: smile.jpg
Weibo, Lemonzi update dynamic.
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: Since chasing stars, I have always been sensible and sober, and fans should stay away from the life of idols. I have always kept this sentence in my heart and never dared to forget it. I, Lemon Seed, will never interfere in the housework of idols, never!
[Delete friend screenshot as proof]
@A lemon in the depths of the mountain: Hey hey, I'm in a coma, chasing a fart star, I just need to drink candy.
@江影KANI commented on @a lemon in the depths of the mountain: ? ? ? I really believe in your evil. Cover your face and cry.jpg
@qizhu liked @江影KANI's comment.
"Awake?" The door to the bedroom was pushed open from the outside, and footsteps sounded from far to near.
"I'm not awake." Jiang Ying rolled up the quilt, and hugged the phone into the quilt, her voice a little hoarse.
Qi Zhu: "..."
"Three minutes to break up." A barman stretched out three fingers from the quilt, "Talk to me again in three minutes."
Some rotten person used his routine to make him speechless last night, and he decided he couldn't just let it go.
The dumpling started to move, moving to the foot of the other bed.
Qi Zhu smiled silently. There was a small tooth mark on the end of his index finger. It was bitten out by Jiang Ying's little tiger teeth last night, and there was a bit of blood. He didn't care about the wound in the morning. I also felt that the wound was hurting along with my heartbeat.
"Three minutes are up." Qi Zhu nodded, "Xiaoying, are you relieved?"
"No." There was not much oxygen in the quilt, and the dumpling moved again, "Another three minutes."
Qi Zhu was afraid that he would be bored, so he reached out and lifted the quilt.
The person under the quilt was wearing nothing, and there were mottled hickeys around the collarbone. Due to being stuffy under the quilt, his cheeks were flushed with redness, and his eyes were red and watery.
Jiang Ying muttered something that no one understood with extreme dissatisfaction, and rolled the quilt back again, revealing only his head.
"Do you hurt?" Qi Zhu looked at him tossing and tossed and knew that he had indeed lost his sense of proportion yesterday. This is the person he has held in his heart for so many years, and one day it was really delivered to him, and he didn't have time to hide his pet. Now, it's a little light or heavy to start with.
"It hurts, it hurts everywhere." Jiang Ying said truthfully, "My eyes hurt and my throat hurts too."
Qi Zhu: "... Those two don't seem to blame me."
My eyes hurt because I cried, and my throat hurt because this person wanted to fully express his desire to win after he finished. Even if he lost his strength and his voice was soft, he had to stare at the ceiling and curse until 4:30 in the morning. Blame yourself.
"Who's to blame?" Jiang Ying glanced at him.
"Who's to blame? What do you call Brother Qi at that time?" Qi Zhu repeated and stretched out his hand to show him, "I was bitten by you."
"Hey, I haven't told you yet, you still have to sue the wicked first, right?" Jiang Ying immediately became excited, "I was definitely tricked by you last night, no matter who wins or loses, it's all me who loses, okay? What's wrong with biting you, ah? Are you wronged first?"
"I can't say that either." Qi Zhu reached out and touched Jiang Ying's forehead, tested the temperature, and then continued to speak with confidence, "I can be considered a master of what you taught me, and my comprehension is okay? Is it a successful apprenticeship?"
"Don't be angry, be relieved."
Jiang Ying: "???"
"I'm going to be angry when I talk about this. It's fine if you fish in your skin. I won't mention it for the time being." Jiang Ying moved to Qi Zhu's side and pulled out a hand to poke Qi Zhu, "Why did Ben crab tell you? Yes, we learn to fight to protect ourselves in the complex network environment, not to bully others, what about you, brother Qi?"
"I didn't bully 'others'." Qi Zhu hugged him with the quilt, "I only bullied you."