Your Teacher I, am Hella Rich
你师父我人傻钱多
Author: 莫晨欢
Latest: Chapter 40
Status: Completed
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On a certain day, Ji Xiao Li led his newly-acquired disciple into a dungeon, feeding him all sorts of priceless red and blue potions.
Teammate: F*ck, tyrant, do you have an ore mine at home?
Ji Xiao Li: How did you know my family owns an ore mine?
[Teacher Orders a Salute：disciple, enter the sect, accept my guidance. Tell this teacher, what is the sect’s ancestral creed?]
[Milk Tea Small Crisp：Master, there are only you and I in this sect, what ancestral creed?]
[Teacher Orders a Salute：Evil, evil disciple! I said to say it so say it!]
[Milk Tea Small Crisp：……]
[Milk Tea Small Crisp：Beat to death YueJian Chunhe that son of a b*tch!]
YueJian ChunHe = Milk Tea Small Crisp = Ruan Fenghe
Teacher Orders a Salute = Ji Xiao Li
某日，季小礼领着新收的小徒弟下副本，各种软妹币红药蓝药随便吃。
队友：我靠，土豪，你家里有矿吗！
季小礼：你怎么知道我家里有矿？
【老师立正敬礼：徒儿，入我师门，受我师训。告诉为师，本门第一祖训是什么？】
【奶茶小酥：师父，我们这一门不就你和我么，祖师在哪儿。】
【老师立正敬礼：孽、孽徒！让你说你就说！】
【奶茶小酥：……】
【奶茶小酥：打死越见春和那个龟孙儿！！！】
越见春和=奶茶小酥=阮风和
老师立正敬礼=季小礼
阅读指南：小受自以为小攻欺骗自己感情，开小号决定干死他个龟孙。谁知道新收的徒弟又是小攻的小号……
腹黑闷骚扮猪吃老虎看我师父这么傻我还觉得挺可爱高富帅攻×老子就是人傻钱多为什么这些人都不卖金装老子要买家里真有矿傻缺受
阮风和×季小礼
注意：本文参考游戏有楚留香武林外传天龙2逆水寒，其他游戏作者一概没玩过，也不了解。鉴于作者半年没玩过以上游戏，可能有所出入。其他如有雷同，纯属巧合。
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