"Xia Ke Xing" has a new adventure system.
Just updated in the morning, Ji Xiaoli and Milk Tea Xiaosu finished their daily tasks and planned to test the new adventure system.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: I saw the world in the morning and said that an adventure might be triggered next to the teahouse in Xiliang City. Come on, disciple, let's go and see.]
The two immediately went to the teahouse.
The adventure system, since it is an adventure, whether it is triggered or not depends on fate.
Walking on the street may suddenly trigger adventures, and building equipment may also trigger adventures. After completing the adventure mission, you will get extra silver, gems, and possibly a special title.
In the morning, when someone said in the world that he went to a teahouse to do a task, it triggered an adventure. Ji Xiaoli is full of confidence and is ready to trigger the adventure. However, he and his apprentice circled the teahouse ten times.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes:...]
[Milk Tea Shortbread:…]
[The teacher stands at attention and salutes: This is unscientific! Many people said that the adventure was triggered here, and this is the best adventure to be triggered!]
[Milk tea cake: try again.]
Ji Xiaoli looked at his apprentice, and suddenly thought: [Damn, I even forgot as a teacher, apprentice, you are an African!]
[Milk tea cake:? ? ?]
[Looking for adventures with an African like you, as a teacher and an Asian, you will be taken away!]
[…]
It was the worst decision he ever made in his life not to betray his master!
Of course Ji Xiaoli didn't dare to make his apprentice angry. His apprentice is incredible, PK is super fierce, if the apprentice is unhappy, he can kill him if he becomes popular. Ji Xiaoli comforted: [It's okay, it's okay, although you are wrong, but you are a good teacher, I can still abandon you. Let's go, let's go shopping again.]
[Milk tea cake: Hehe.]
Looking at the word "hehe" on the screen, Ji Xiaoli shrank his neck. He was right, if the apprentice was not wrong, why would he spend money to buy a number? Isn't it because he couldn't get one
Although Ji Xiaoli himself couldn't get it, but his apprentice couldn't get it, it's his fault!
The good master took his ruthless apprentices to wander around in the world of "Xia Ke Xing". They wandered from Xiliang City to Zuowang Peak, and then from Wudang to Emei. Not to mention triggering Qiyu, I didn't even see Qiyu's hair. Ji Xiaoli was very upset, he began to think about how wrong his apprentice was, and he never thought that he was not a European either.
When the two came to Bianjing City and passed by a steamed stuffed bun shop, they suddenly had an adventure.
Ji Xiaoli was overjoyed: [Adventure! ! !]
There was no fluctuation in Milk Tea Xiaosu's heart: [Well, Qi Yu.]
Ji Xiaoli excitedly checked this adventure mission.
[Adventure: Find the missing socks of Aunt Gongsun]
[Task content: When Aunt Gongsun woke up to dance the sword in the morning, she was so lively that she threw off her socks. Ask the player to help her get it back.]
[Hint: Aunt Gongsun remembers that she was the sock that Miao Chuntang lost during the sword dance. Perhaps the sock was thrown into the river? Or the roof?]
The two masters and apprentices: "..."
Who the hell wants to find socks for aunt!
Huo Ruyi shot nine sunsets, and he was like a dragon soaring like a group of emperors.
Come like a thunderbolt, stop the wrath, stop like Jiang Hai condenses the light.
Ji Xiaoli looked at the ferocious aunt in front of him who was fat and full of flesh. Before he could connect this shrew with the first dancer in Du Fu's poem, he saw Aunt Gongsun put her hands on her hips and cursed angrily: [What are you looking at? Have you ever been a beauty? Why don't you hurry up and find socks for me, if you can't find any socks, you will dance the sword for the emperor for me at night? Hmph, I'm afraid of you, at worst, if I find the socks, my mother will let you watch a dance for free.]
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes:...]
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: I won't help her find it.]
Apprentice, you have changed!
You are no longer the naive apprentice you were back then!
Although Ji Xiaoli didn't want to watch the sharp-eyed Aunt Gongsun dance sword, but this was the first adventure mission for him and his apprentice.
Ji Xiaoli gritted his teeth: [Done!]
When the two came to Miaochun Hall, they were surrounded by old bustards and famous prostitutes as soon as they entered the door. Wherever Ji Xiaoli went, the beauties followed him, waving champagne and calling "Master". Milk tea Xiaosu was not so lucky, the bustard followed her leeringly all the time, warning her not to run away once she entered Miaochuntang.
After searching in Miaochun Hall for ten minutes, Ji Xiaoli finally found a piece of black fabric suspected to be a sock in the grass.
[Apprentice, come quickly, I seem to have found it!]
Milk tea Xiaosu immediately passed by, and before the female Emei approached, she suddenly waved Bai Lian and wrapped it around Ji Xiaoli's arm.
Ji Xiaoli was taken aback.
A green number appeared above his head, and Xiaosu with milk tea was adding blood to him.
It was only then that Ji Xiaoli realized: [Fuck, why am I bleeding all the time!]
[Props: Aunt Gongsun's sock (one)]
[Function: The stench is incomparable, picking it up will produce a poisoning effect, losing 1% of blood every second. Throwing a sock will not drop blood, but the sock will disappear to a random location.]
Ji Xiaoli panicked and said: [Oh my god, what should I do, the percentage of blood is lost, no matter how much you give me milk, it's useless!]
What else can I do
Milk tea Xiaosu calmly made a judgment, while adding blood to Ji Xiaoli, he quickly looked around for socks.
Three minutes later, Milk Tea Xiaosu found the second sock. Without further ado, the two rushed to the bun shop to find Aunt Gongsun while taking drugs. After trading the socks to the other party, Aunt Gongsun covered her face shyly: [Oh, these are really slave socks.]
Both Ji Xiaoli and Milk Tea Xiaosu didn't want to stay any longer, but the reward for the adventure didn't come out.
[System] Aunt Gongsun: I never lie to anyone. Now that you have found my socks, I will dance for you.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes:...]
[Milk Tea Shortbread:…]
Aunt Gongsun put on the socks, she stood up, and her dull eyes instantly brightened. She looked up at the sky and let out a yell.
"Sword!"
A blue frost long sword fell from the sky and was held by a slender jade hand.
In an instant, Ji Xiaoli heard a buzzing sound of swords, and the surrounding scene changed. The two came to a dark space. The bright moon is like a silver plate, hanging in the sky. A slender and beautiful woman is wearing a golden red beard, holding a long sword, worshiping the moon and dancing. She draws out the sword like lightning, and withdraws it like a dragon chant. The purple gold emerald crown hangs down a few tassels slightly on the white and full forehead, the golden veil covers the face, and the eyes reveal heroism.
While dancing the sword, she chanted.
"In the past, there was a beautiful woman named Gongsun, who danced around with her sword."
"The viewers are depressed like a mountain, and the sky and the earth are low for a long time..."
Ji Xiaoli stared at the beauty and the sword on the screen in astonishment. When the sword finished dancing, Aunt Gongsun pierced the bright moon with her sword. The bright moon was shattered, and Ji Xiaoli and Milk Tea Xiaosu returned to the bustling city of Bianjing. The chubby aunt walked away, wearing black socks, carrying a long wooden sword, picking her nose.
No one could see that this figure was once a beauty that alarmed Chang'an.
[System] In the past, there was a beautiful woman named Gongsun, who moved all directions with a sword dance. Players "Teacher Standing Attention and Saluting" and "Milk Tea Xiaosu" completed the adventure "Finding Aunt Gongsun's missing socks" and won the special title "Alluring City with One Sword".
Ji Xiaoli's mailbox was instantly overwhelmed.
[Boss, where did you trigger this adventure?]
[Where is Aunt Gongsun?]
Ji Xiaoli quickly closed the stranger's private message.
[The teacher stands at attention and salutes: Disciple, we are popular...]
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: I have been popular for a long time, Master, and now you are also popular.]
One morning, many players triggered adventures, but Ji Xiaoli was the first adventure with a special title.
Ji Xiaoli was also very confused: [Many people asked me how I triggered the adventure, how would I know. I felt like we were just walking around, and suddenly it was triggered.]
Milk tea Xiaosu didn't speak, as if she was thinking about something.
Ji Xiaoli said with emotion: [Aunt Gongsun was so good-looking when she was young. If I knew she was so beautiful dancing swords, I would have played games on the computer. The phone screen is so small that I can't see it clearly, and I haven't recorded the screen yet. By the way, apprentice, have you recorded the screen yet?]
Milk tea cake: [I don't know.]
Ji Xiaoli was stunned: [What?]Is there anyone who doesn’t know whether to record the screen or not
[nothing.]
The two searched for a while, but did not trigger a new adventure.
Ji's mother knocked on the door: "It's time to eat."
Ji Xiaoli was about to hang up, but Milk Tea Xiaosu also said: [I'll hang up for a while too.]
The two master and apprentice meditate and hang up on the snow-covered Zuowang Peak all year round. Ji Xiaoli happily ate a big lobster, and as soon as he returned to the computer, he saw the blue-clothed swordsman and white-clothed Emei collapsed miserably in the snow, half of their bodies buried in the heavy snow.
Ji Xiaoli was shocked, and opened the mailbox.
[System] You have been killed by the player "One hand is wet".
Ji Xiaoli was half dead with anger. Hanging up and being killed by someone is a hundred times more irritating than being killed in PK! Ji Xiaoli included "One Hand is So Wet" in the list of enemies, and was about to return to the resurrection point, when he saw a blood-red name passing by the screen, killing the newcomer Wu Dang who was sitting around and hanging up.
It's so wet! ! !
The upstart Ji Xiaoli didn't hesitate to spend five yuan to resurrect on the spot, drew his sword and slashed at the murderous Youquan assassin. His hands were so wet that he didn't expect that the dead on the ground would cheat corpses. Ji Xiaoli chopped off a third of his blood and immediately became invisible. Ji Xiaoli was furious and hurried to find someone, and the Youquan Assassin appeared from behind him.
Huashan Swordsman and Youquan Assassin fought fiercely on the snow.
A minute later, Ji Xiaoli fell to the ground and couldn't get up, his hands were so wet that he still had a quarter of his health left.
One hand was so wet, he took a bottle of medicine, and walked around Ji Xiaoli's body twice.
[Current] One hand is so wet: Almost scared me to death, cut, it turns out to be a badass.
One hand is so wet, sect Youquan, level 145, repaired 1W2.
The teacher stands at attention and salutes, the sect Huashan, level 132, 1W4.
Although Youquan restrained Huashan, Ji Xiaoli had a full two thousand cultivation bases more than Yishouyu, and he died very simply. Stepping on Ji Xiaoli's face with one wet hand and one foot, he said again: [Rich bastard, do you want to resurrect and fight with me?]
Ji Xiaoli was just about to take the Zhuanming Pill to resurrect him, when he saw this, he stopped his movements.
At this time, a system announcement lights up on the screen.
[System] In the past, there was a beautiful woman named Gongsun, who moved all directions with a sword dance. Players "Yue Jianchunhe", "Protect Our Meat Bun", "I am Meat Bun", "The Poor Monk's Dharma Rehabilitation" completed the adventure "Find the Missing Socks of Aunt Gongsun" and won the special title "One Sword Allure" .
Ji Xiaoli was shocked.
The cold snowflakes hit the face, not far away was the stiff corpse of the little apprentice, with the stinking boots of the enemy on his face. The special titles of He and his apprentice are no longer the only ones, and it is Yue Jianchun and that big enemy who get the titles.
Ji Xiaoli suddenly felt extremely boring, his skills were still so good, and his apprentice had been teaching him for so long, he was also a badass. If Milk Tea Xiaosu beats with his number and one hand, he will definitely be able to beat the first hand into a mallet.
Ji Xiaoli gave up on himself, and had no intention of reviving on the spot for revenge.
At this time, not far away, Emei in white stood up from the ground, and the colorful glazed light shone around her body—it was the special effect of resurrecting on the spot after eating the Zhuanming Pill.
A white drill suddenly flew up and bound the Youquan Assassin's arm.
[Current] Milk Tea Xiaosu: You are stepping on my master's face.
Ji Xiaoli's heart seemed to be firmly grasped by a huge hand, he stared blankly at Emei in white, his blood boiled all over his body. He didn't come back to life either, so he yelled: [Teacher, this bastard also killed your master twice! ! !]
[Current] Milk Tea Shortcake: ... Twice
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
Cough, I won't even admit that the second time I was killed in a single duel.
[Current] The teacher stands at attention and salutes: Anyway, he killed us when we hung up, and he killed me twice!
[Current] Milk Tea Xiaosu: Oh, then he will die.
The author has something to say: The master-student relationship in other people's families.
Apprentice: Master! He killed me, you have to avenge me!
Our master-student relationship.
Xiao Li: Disciple! He killed me, you should avenge my teacher quickly! ! !
Milk Tea Shortbread:…