With Milk Tea Xiaosu absent, Ji Xiaoli and Boss Yang chatted awkwardly, and the two left the Qinhuai River in tacit agreement to end this awkward PK teaching.
Ji Xiaoli thought to himself: You were the one who quit the team first!
Boss Yang thought to himself: You were the one who teleported away from the Qinhuai River map first!
The two ran in opposite directions, and when they left Jinling City, they thought in unison—
Apprentice/Chunhe If you ask about this, just say that guy left first!
In the afternoon, Ji Xiaoli accompanied Ji's mother to go shopping in the mall.
During the summer vacation, the shopping mall next to the big pants in Suzhou is crowded with tourists from all over the world. After becoming an upstart, Ji's mother, like many middle-aged women, especially likes to buy gold necklaces, gold rings, and gold bracelets. The thicker the better, the bigger the better, no matter how rich you come.
Wearing a string of big gold bracelets in her hand, and wearing a red cheongsam embroidered in Suzhou, Ji's mother took her son out of a gold shop.
Ji Xiaoli was carrying big and small bags, not daring to complain. Seeing that his mother was about to enter a gold shop again, Ji Xiaoli hurriedly said: "Hey, Mom, we've already bought a lot today, let's buy some clothes for our dad."
Ji's mother looked around mysteriously for a few times, and leaned into her son's ear: "Xiao Li, you don't understand this. Do you think that mother bought these for wearing? It is to preserve value! In the future, when our family is in trouble , you can still sell these. Gold is the most valuable, understand, but it is much more valuable than that diamond."
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
"Mom! Why are we in trouble!"
Ji's mother was taken aback for a moment: "Yes, why is the family going downhill?"
Ji's mother couldn't figure out the reason for a while, and it seemed a little inexplicable to find that she was so prepared for a rainy day. Could it be that she simply likes to buy good-looking gold, so she found a reason for herself
Just don't think about it, Ji's mother looked at her son and said: "Then I'll buy you clothes. I saw a lot of sports shops just now, son, do you like brother to kill or milk grams?"
The mother and son went shopping for clothes again.
In the evening, Ji's mother ran into her old high school classmate in the mall. The two hadn't seen each other for several years. When they met, they quickly found a cafe and sat down. The aunt's eyes rolled on Ji Xiaoli's body: "Your son? How old is he? The young man is so handsome."
Ji's mother: "how can it be? It's ugly and doesn't study well. It's not like your child. I heard that he goes to school in Fudan, right?"
"Don't talk nonsense, look how sensible Xiaoli is, and she even helps her mother carry things. Isn't it summer vacation? My girl is doing an internship in the office building next door. I'm just waiting for her to get off work."
Ji's mother: "ah, your daughter is going to work next to her? Isn't that going to be off work soon?"
As soon as the words were finished, Ji's mother and her old classmates all turned to Ji Xiaoli.
Ji Xiaoli's hairs stood on end, all the cells in his body that had nothing to do with IQ moved, and suddenly understood the eyes of the two middle-aged women.
"Mom! I remembered that I made an appointment to play games with my friends at night, so I'm going home first! I'll take the subway home by myself and ask Uncle Li to take you back!"
As soon as the aunt heard the word "playing games", her expectant eyes dimmed slightly. Ji's mother scolded her son for being ignorant from the bottom of her heart, but she said, "Be careful on the road, walk slowly!"
Ji Xiaoli returned home in shock and sent a Moments.
"Spicy Roasted Kodak Duck: Oh my god, I was almost blind dated..."
The accompanying picture is a Kodak duck holding its head, with densely written words beside it: brain hurts brain hurts brain hurts...
After dinner, Ji Xiaoli boarded the game, and immediately received a private message from Milk Tea Xiaosu.
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: Come here.]
Ji Xiaoli entered the team and clicked to follow. The blue-clothed swordsman rode on the big BMW and automatically searched for the milk tea cake. It wasn't until Ji Xiaoli found the person that he discovered that the apprentice was on the broken bridge beside the West Lake in Hangzhou.
Anfang Fang's spring is dawn, and the water's shadow is slightly sunset.
Emei in white stands near the bridge, peerless and independent. The simple and clear singing of the boatman girl came from the West Lake, and the milk tea Xiaosu was standing on the broken bridge. This scene looked familiar. Ji Xiaoli instantly thought that at noon today, his apprentice seemed to be standing by the Qinhuai River in Jinling like this, staring at him.
Wait, shouldn't it be...
In the next second, a black horse came from a distance. As soon as Boss Yang, who was dressed in a small black outfit, just landed, he pointed to Ji Xiaoli and said, [It's your master who didn't want to learn it first, it's not that I'm lazy and don't want to teach!]
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
Damn it, blood spurts! ! !
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Disciple, don't listen to his nonsense, he was the one who quit the team first and wanted to leave!]
[Yang Xiu: You left the Qinhuai River first!]
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: That's because I'm going to Bianjing, and my teleportation NPC is closer than you! ! !]
[Yang Xiu: It's you, it's you!]
The two of them were about to start talking, and Milk Tea Xiaosu said: [How are you doing?]
... So it didn't come to Xingshi to inquire about the crime
Both Ji Xiaoli and Boss Yang heaved a sigh of relief.
Ji Xiaoli: [It's okay... ]
Boss Yang: [I think I can't beat me, but it's definitely okay to fight Youquan, whose operation level is worse than mine.]
Ji Xiaoli looked at Boss Yang in disbelief: Where does your confidence in me come from!
Milk Tea Xiaosu's opinion is very simple: [Let's fight.]
Ji Xiaoli anxiously applied to Yang Xiu for a discussion, and Boss Yang was also sweating profusely, thinking about how to properly release water for Ji Xiaoli when Yue Jianchun couldn't see it. After thinking for a long time, he thought: Damn, whatever! Anyway, it is impossible to hide Chunhe from her.
The three of them didn't realize that the sky was getting dark and the lights were on.
The banks of the West Lake, which is usually sparsely populated, are full of players. On the Broken Bridge, many people gradually appeared. Amidst the sound of lights and shadows, someone set off fireworks.
Fireworks worth 128 soft sister coins flew into the sky with a bang.
In the dark night sky, RMB blooms into thousands of stars, illuminating half of Hangzhou city.
Just as Ji Xiaoli and Yang Xiu decided to compete, someone set off fireworks. Both of them froze. The milk tea cake was also very strange, I didn't understand what it was doing. It was Boss Yang who remembered first: [Damn, I remembered, Beiyuan and Daogou got married at West Lake tonight!]
Ji Xiaoli also remembered this matter.
Milk tea Xiaosu didn't respond. When the world was discussing this matter in the afternoon, he happened to go offline.
He has no interest in this matter, the only thing he is interested in is: [Start PK.]
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes:...]
[Yang Xiu:...]
On the West Lake, fireworks are like the sun.
Countless players ran over excitedly to watch the excitement. A blue-clothed swordsman and a black-clothed Youquan fought on the broken bridge.
Others are watching fireworks, they are fighting. No matter how you look at it, it's here to mess things up.
[Current] Nianhua smiled: Hey, one of the two players who competed was Boss Yang!
[Current] Licking the dog with everything: Why did Boss Yang come here to compete with people? Could it be that he came to smash Boss Beiyuan's place? He and Boss Yue are good friends.
[Current] Nianhua smiled: He is still a mortal enemy with Boss Dao!
Borrowing Tian Yidao and Bei Yuan naturally also found Yang Xiu's trace.
Everyone is watching the fireworks, but you are fighting, and a blind person can see that something is wrong.
[Private chat] Borrowing a knife from the sky: Hehe, finding fault
[Private chat] Beiyuan: Yang Xiu, what are you doing here
Yang Xiu suddenly disappeared and hid in nothingness. According to Boss Yang's instruction, Ji Xiaoli hastily opened a shield for himself. It's a pity that Boss Yang's damage was too high. The moment he showed his figure, Ji Xiaoli immediately dodged and was still taken away by Boss Yang.
Only after Yang Xiu finished killing people did he have time to read private messages.
To Biantian Yidao: [Hehe, I will let you know when I pick on you?]
To Beiyuan: [None of your business.]
Milk Tea Xiaosu added blood to the two of them, Ji Xiaoli got up from the ground, and Milk Tea Xiaosu walked over: [There are quite a few flaws, but hitting that secluded spring is enough. Yang Xiu's equipment is too good, so you have no power to fight back. Hit that deep spring and you should be able to kill him.]
At this time, the fireworks were also over.
Borrowing Tian Yidao to paint 99 128 fireworks for Beiyuan, and Beiyuan also painted 99 68 fireworks.
A couple of newlyweds wore red dresses as dresses and left the West Lake on horseback. They walked across the broken bridge, when Milk Tea Xiaosu was teaching Ji Xiaoli some PK weaknesses. He is not that familiar with Youquan's PK skills, but he knows Huashan's skills by heart. Ji Xiaoli took out a small notebook and wrote down what his apprentice said.
After Beiyuan and Biantian Yidao left, the players by the West Lake also followed them to Jinling City for a wedding.
Yang Xiu sent a private letter to Yue Jian Chunhe, telling him about borrowing Tian Yidao and Beiyuan to talk about him privately, in exchange for Yue Jian Chunhe's words.
[Yuejian Chunhe: Have you blocked them yet?]
[Yang Xiu:...]
Damn, yes, why don't I block them!
The two-year-old boy from Hu Jian immediately blocked the two of them.
Maybe it's because he solved a bad thing, Boss Yang is in a good mood, and he is still in the mood to make fun of someone to Ji Xiaoli: [Oh, little master, have you noticed that our district is the one with the least gossip in the whole "Xia Ke Xing" ?]
Ji Xiaoli was taken aback for a moment: [Is there any?]
[How not! Go to the Tieba forum to see for yourself, which large area does not issue 818 every three days. Even 18-line communities can post a hot post on forum 8. In our district, there is no hair!]
Ji Xiaoli went to the forum to search, and found that it was exactly what Yang Xiu said.
[That is why ah? Our district is the largest district in "Xia Ke Xing", and even the average cultivation base is much higher than other districts.]
[Yang Xiu: Why? Because of a certain boss.]After typing this line, Yang Xiu secretly glanced at the character of Milk Tea Xiaosu, and after finding that the other party hadn’t moved, he continued typing: [Because a certain Yue boss is dedicated to cultivation, he brought the brains of all the players in our entire district. There are only two words in it - cultivation base, cultivation base, cultivation base! Sister Emei's confession failed, so it's not a big 818 to put it in any district. Just Chunhe, this bastard, has no desires all day long, doesn't engage in mates, doesn't lie to little girls, and hasn't caused such a big gossip! Can't he have a scandal!]
Milk Tea Xiaosu said to Ji Xiaoli: [Go, you are almost equipped.]
Yang Xiu was startled: [Then... it's okay, I'm leaving! ] After finishing speaking, senior brother Youquan got on his horse and ran away.
After Ji Xiaoli and others left, he said to his apprentice: [Hmph! Don't lie to the little girl?]
Yue Jian Chunhe was taken aback, even if it was him, he didn't realize who Ji Xiaoli was talking about for a while.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Pay off your desires! Yue Jianchun and that scumbag boy, he really doesn't lie to little girls, but he can pretend to be little girls to lie to others! ! !]
Boss Yue took a breath and almost thought he had lost his horse.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Disciple, you have to keep your eyes open, don't admit the wrong person like Boss Yang!]
Yuejian Chunhe came back to his senses and found that his vest was still well covered.
Seeing the little sand sculpture master turning into a puffer fish with anger, he hooked the corners of his mouth and typed calmly: [Who did he lie to?]
The author has something to say: Xiaoli: He really didn't lie to the little girl, he lied to me! ! !
Chunhe: ...