After winning the gang battle, the members of the Emperor Pavilion cheered happily, but no one noticed that Ji Xiaoli had suddenly gone offline.
After the braised pigeon led his teammates to break through the city gate, he was happy for a few seconds, and gradually realized something was wrong.
Fuck!
[Private Chat] Braised Suckling Pigeon: That... milk tea, are you a man
Boss Yue looked at this line of words, and seemed to see Boss Pigeon's shivering on the other side of the screen. He replied with one word: [Yes.]
The braised squab is still unbelievable.
[Private Chat] Braised Suckling Pigeon: Hahaha, I didn't expect you to be a man. You were the one in command at the end of the gang battle just now, right? You know how to direct well. By the way, your voice is a bit like Chunhe, I almost mistook it, thinking it was Chunhe who was directing us.
[Private Chat] Milk Tea Xiaosu: I just see Chunhe more and more.
Braised Suckling Pigeon: "..."
Depend on! ! !
The same national curse also happened to another boss in the section of "Xia Ke Xing".
The third senior brother in Tianshan, "Lao Wan", like the braised pigeon, also had a private chat with Xiaosu with milk tea and learned the truth.
The other players in the team had never heard Boss Yue's voice, at most they were surprised that "Milk Tea Xiaosu" was actually a man. Only the Braised Suckling Pigeon and Lao Wan felt that their worldview had been crushed and shattered into dregs, which could no longer stick together.
The braised squab thought a little more than Lao Wan.
"...I called him an asshole in front of him, called him shameless, and even slandered him for picking up girls!"
The braised pigeon burst into tears.
Why can't she control her mouth!
[Private Chat] Braised Suckling Pigeon: Chunhe... Ahem, why are you playing with Emei.
[Private Chat] Milk Tea Xiaosu: Milk myself.
[Private Chat] Braised Suckling Pigeon: Huh
Boss Yue didn't answer, but said another thing: [The teacher stands at attention and salutes. I don't know who I am, and I don't intend to reveal my identity for the time being. Except for Roubao, you and Lao Wan, no one else knows who I am. Neither of them are the type to talk around.]
The braised squab didn't react immediately, and after she understood what the other party meant: "..."
Both Roubao and Lao Wan don't like gossip, only she likes to chat with people.
If other people know about the fact that "Milk Tea Xiaosu is Yuejian Chunhe", it is only possible that she said it.
Big Pigeon was unconvinced: [Why did I say that! It's definitely not me, my mouth is very tight!]
[Ok?]
[... Well, I don't have a tight mouth at all. But I will absolutely never say it, I swear! If I say it, let Beiyuan eat SHI!]
Bei Yuan, who was innocently lying on the gun:? ?
After coercing and luring Braised Suckling Pigeon and Lao Wan, a few minutes later, the profile picture of a person who suddenly went offline lit up again.
[Private chat] The teacher stands at attention and salutes: Ahhh, the switch suddenly tripped!
Yue Jianchunhe looked at this sentence thoughtfully, and felt that this sentence was quite similar to "hand slipping black".
Ten minutes had passed since the gang war ended. The players cleaned the battlefield, received their gang war rewards, and left long ago. On the desolate battlefield, only the blue-clothed swordsman and white-clothed Emei stood opposite each other.
Ji Xiaoli: [Well, apprentice, why don't you leave? They're all gone, what are you doing here.]
[Await your return.]
Ji Xiaoli felt guilty all of a sudden, and quickly criticized the power company: [It's all because of the sudden trip, which made me not even get the reward for helping!]
After waiting for a while, Ji Xiaoli heaved a sigh of relief when he didn't get a reply.
It seems to be mixed up.
The master and apprentice left the battlefield and formed a team to do today's daily tasks.
In the picturesque bamboo forest, the Huashan swordsman rolled up his sleeves and lowered his head to chop bamboo, while Emei was picking herbs. Neither of them spoke, and they didn't need to operate. They were hanging up and doing tasks. But Ji Xiaoli couldn't help turning his angle of view, secretly looking at his apprentice.
Ji Xiaoli didn't understand why it suddenly shut down and went offline.
He only remembered that at that time, the apprentice heard the voice of being pregnant from the earphones, and in front of him was the cold and peerless Emei in white. The beautiful female Emei walked towards him, and the words she spoke were in a male voice, but it was not against harmony at all. The voice is very powerful, and the strength of the female Emei is also very strong. They are one person.
Ji Xiaoli's heart vibrated violently at that moment, and he subconsciously turned off the phone and went offline. His subconscious mind told him that if he didn't, something bad might happen and he might feel something he shouldn't have.
The blue-clothed swordsman chopped bamboo very honestly, and Ji Xiaoli looked at the female Emei on the screen.
But what could be wrong
With apprentices around, what can't be solved
Yes, his apprentice can solve anything!
Thinking of this, the big-hearted Ji Xiaoli put aside all his troubles in an instant.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Disciple, you can really kill Yu Xingzhou solo! You are too strong, he has better equipment than you, and he is an output class, you, a nanny, can kill him alone!]
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: His operation is average, and if Wudang is approached, it is easy to die.]
Ji Xiaoli: [Then you are also very strong. But everyone knows that you are a man...]
Milk tea Xiaosu was in the voice command in the gang battle. He commanded very well and operated very sharply. A nanny single-handedly killed the big brother Wudang. But after the gang battle, the players in the team didn't hide it, and directly revealed that Milk Tea Xiaosu was a man. This matter was also tacitly approved by Milk Tea Xiaosu.
[Am I not a man?]
[what?]
[I was originally a man, and I never deliberately concealed it.]
Ji Xiaoli understood.
His apprentice didn't pretend to be a woman to cheat money, so why couldn't he be a man!
The master and apprentice happily cut bamboo and dug herbs in the bamboo forest. After Ji Xiaoli chopped enough bamboo, Milk Tea Xiaosu suddenly said: [You seem very happy.]
Ji Xiaoli looked confused: [I'm very happy? Oh, maybe there is. What am I unhappy about, disciple, did something unhappy happen?]
[… No.]
Ji Xiaoli: [?]
After hesitating for a moment, he deleted the words in the input box, Ruan Fenghe looked at the foolish Huashan swordsman on the screen, and sighed softly, hating iron for being weak, but there was a bit of softness in his eyes.
Because Milk Tea Xiaosu didn't speak all the time, Ji Xiaoli thought he was dead, and controlled the character to circle around the white-clothed Emei, and asked from time to time, "Tuer, are you stuck?", "Tuter, can you hear the teacher talking? ", "Hello?", and finally he came to a conclusion: [It's really stuck. Still disconnected?]
"..."
Forget it, with him here, nothing will happen to Master Xijing no matter how sculpted he is.
Ji Xiaoli originally thought that after his apprentice was revealed to be a shemale, there would be some gossip, and some people even posted on the Tieba forum—
"818 That shemale nurse in our district! "
Unexpectedly, three days passed, the weather was calm, and no one had any interest in the matter of "Milk Tea Xiaosu is a man".
Ji Xiaoli was very confused.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: No, you are not surprised that my apprentice is a man?]
[Lao Wan: I'm overwhelmed. On the night of the gang battle, the gang discussed it for ten minutes.]
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Just ten minutes?]
Lao Wan sent a "wiping sweat" emoji.
[Lao Wan: Otherwise? Can the fact that Third Senior Sister Emei is a man increase each of us by a hundred cultivation bases, and can we give no one an artifact? There is no benefit in caring about him, it is better to find a way to improve his cultivation.]
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
My district is dedicated to studying martial arts, and the people set up will not collapse!
In the team, the Braised Suckling Pigeon suddenly interrupted.
[Braised Suckling Pigeon: All thanks to Chun He. As the number one boss in our district and the whole district, Chunhe played a very good leading role. He never lied to the little girl's feelings, nor hooked up with the little girl, and devoted himself to the great cause of improving his cultivation and how to become stronger. Because of this, under his correct leadership, we can live a life of ascetic desires...but extremely fulfilling!]
Ji Xiaoli reminded: [Two days ago you said that he went to pick up girls in the middle of the night.]
The braised pigeon was terrified: [Who is it! Who said such words? Nonsense, it's a mouthful of nonsense, won't the conscience of the person who said this hurt! I don't know what kind of person Chunhe is. He is very kind and very self-disciplined. It must be because he didn't participate in the gang battle in the middle of the night because he had to work, so he couldn't be picking up girls!]
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes:...]
Won't your conscience ache! ! !
In the queue, Milk Tea Xiaosu calmly gave Ji Xiaoli some milk, without saying a word.
The braised squab became more and more energetic.
She praised Yuejian Chunhe from her hair to the soles of her shoes, wishing she could grasp Yuejian Chunhe and point at him to praise him.
[Braised Pigeon: The better the boss's equipment is, the better it is, the better the boss's operation is, the better. We are more handsome, rich, and good-natured. If I don't have a partner, I must marry him.]
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
Are you guys out of your minds
However, this is just the beginning.
Ji Xiaoli discovered that the stewed pigeon in braised sauce had turned into "seeing spring and blowing" at some point. When downloading the dungeon, she would praise Yuejian Chunhe, saying how good Yuejian Chunhe's operation is, and he led everyone to open up this dungeon. When she was doing daily tasks, she would even boast about how she looks more harmonious.
[Braised Pigeon: When we run a business in our district, no one robs the darts, why? Because a trumpet was robbed by darts back then, Boss Yue helped chase him down for half a month! The more the boss is righteous!]
Blowing for a whole day, until Milk Tea Xiaosu said: [Don't type when you fight the boss, this boss does a lot of damage, you will die easily.]
The braised squab immediately shut up.
Finally finished all the tasks, before leaving, the Braised Suckling Pigeon said in the team channel: [Actually, I really admire Chunhe.]
Ji Xiaoli was keenly aware: [Your words seem to be very sincere.]
The braised pigeon panicked and said: [I was very sincere before, and every sentence came from the bottom of my heart, every word!]
[Lao Wan: ... that's not how words are used.]
[Braised Suckling Pigeon: Anyway, I am very, very true!]
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
Do you believe this yourself!
Everyone disbanded the team and did their own things.
Ji Xiaoli is going to do a solo mission, he intends to say goodbye to his apprentice, and by the way complain about the braised pigeon.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Brother Pigeon, did he take the wrong medicine today?]
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: Maybe what she said is true. Real feelings?]
Ji Xiaoli looked at his apprentice in horror, and circled around Emei in white several times.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Disciple, did you also take the wrong medicine today, and you actually praised our sect's sworn enemy, that scumbag who sees Chunhe more? Have you forgotten our ancestral training!]
[Milk Tea Shortbread:…]
Ji Xiaoli felt that there was something wrong with everyone today, why the whole world praised Yue Jian Chunhe as a good person.
Inexplicably, he rode on the big BMW, ready to do a solo mission. At this moment, Milk Tea Xiaosu stopped him.
The slender female Emei stood in front of the tall horse, raised her head, and looked at the blue-clothed swordsman on the horse. The moonlight shone on her body, like a fairy in the moon, untouchable.
[Current] Milk Tea Xiaosu: Master, I have surpassed Beiyuan.
Ji Xiaoli was taken aback, and quickly opened the leaderboard.
[Current] The teacher stands at attention and salutes: Fuck you, disciple, you are too good, you really surpass Beiyuan!
No. 1 on the Emei ranking list, Milk Tea Crisp, level 157, 1.91W cultivation base.
[Current] Milk Tea Xiaosu: I plan to start PK.
[Current] The teacher stands at attention and salutes: That's good, quickly prove it to them, my apprentice can pick five out of one!
[Currently] Milk Tea Shortcake: PK is divided into four types. Single PK, double PK, three PK and five team PK.
Ji Xiaoli didn't react: [Huh?]
Why did you say this suddenly.
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: One-on-one, except for Yuejian Chunhe, I'm not afraid of anyone else. Three-person PK, I team up with you, plus braised squab, it's not a problem. Five-person PK is also very simple. But in double PK, I might not be able to beat Beiyuan. In the double PK, she is the elder sister of Emei.]
Ji Xiaoli was in a hurry: [You can't beat her? impossible! You have a wonderful hand to rejuvenate, and you operate so well, you are the big sister of Emei!]
My apprentice is number one in the world!
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: But she has a husband and wife buff.]
Husband and wife buff: When couples form a team to PK, the blood volume of both parties increases by 10%, and the defense power increases by 10%. Limited to teams of two.
It was only then that Ji Xiaoli remembered this matter: [... Could it be that he really can't beat him?]
Emei in white didn't speak for a long time.
Ji Xiaoli was worried about his apprentice, he even thought that if his apprentice could form a team with Yue Jianchun and that scumbag, he would definitely be able to beat the combination of Jietian Yidao and Beiyuan to death, and preserve the reputation of Senior Sister Emei.
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: It's not impossible.]
[The teacher stands at attention and salutes:?]
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: When we get married, in addition to the husband and wife buff, there is also a master-student buff.]
"!!!"
This time, Ji Xiaoli was so frightened that he didn't even "shut down and escape".
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