This year's civil service exam is on the first Saturday in November.
Although Ji Xiaoli didn't study much, and didn't take a few days of cram school, he still took the exam seriously.
Early in the morning, Ji's father and Ji's mother sent their son to the examination room. When Ji Xiaoli returned home after the exam, he was listless, and said very honestly: "I feel like I failed the exam."
Ji's father slapped his thigh: "It's okay, son, my father will support you no matter what you do!" It's best not to be a civil servant, the salary is low, and you will be angry!
In the evening, Ji Xiaoli opened WeChat and found that a group of university classmates were also chatting about today's civil service exam. Everyone said that they failed the exam, and only a few top students said that "it doesn't seem to be particularly difficult", and they were unanimously condemned by everyone.
Ji Xiaoli was immediately happy.
It's not that he failed the exam alone.
Seeing that everyone was unhappy, Ji Xiaoli instantly became happy.
After chatting in the group for a while, someone teased Li Fengshao.
[Xia Xiao: Old Li, you are different. A graduate student at Fudan University, you will graduate from a prestigious school in the future. You don't worry at all, unlike us, it's too hard, why is this year's application so difficult!]
[Li Fengshao: Oh, don't mention it, my old man's hair was so angry today, our brothers and sisters in the whole research institute dare not make a sound while walking.]
[Xia Xiao: What's the matter, menopause?]
[Li Fengshao: No, just His Royal Highness, who suddenly went home to inherit the family business! That is the treasure of our old man's heart, pointing to him to inherit the old man's research institute in the future and make the research institute flourish. This is good, the school refused to listen, but the old man persuaded him to ignore it. It turns out that people returned to China not to build robots, but to inherit the family business! Damn, I also want to have a family business inheritance.]
The very good-looking man suddenly appeared in Ji Xiaoli's mind, and then he thought of the embarrassing things he did that day: wearing clothes backwards, drinking soup and getting nosebleeds.
Everyone comforted Li Fengshao a few words, and finally came to a conclusion—
The stalk of going back to inherit the family business without studying hard turned out to be true.
All the students: [Evil rich man!]
Ji Xiaoli deeply agrees: [Evil rich man!]
The nouveau riche Ji Xiaoli didn't realize that he was also a rich man at all.
The painful public exam is over, and the next day is Ji Xiaoli and Milk Tea Xiaosu's wedding day.
Ji Xiaoli got online early, and there was a tacit understanding between master and apprentice.
[Milk tea cake: 2V2?]
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Good!]
Ji Xiaoli manipulated the characters and arrived at the Loulan ancient battlefield familiarly. Milk tea Xiaosu had been waiting there, and the two immediately formed a team and matched. After a while, the opponent was matched. Ji Xiaoli was gearing up to vent all his resentment about the public exam on the PK game.
One is the great swordsman who ranks No. 13 in Huashan, and the other is the big nurse who ranks No. 1 in Emei. Coupled with the master-student buff and husband and wife buff, Ji Xiaoli and Milk Tea Xiaosu were invincible and killed a lot.
Ji Xiaoli worked seriously, and at around seven o'clock in the evening, Milk Tea Xiaosu suddenly canceled the match.
Ji Xiaoli: [apprentice? ? ?]
Why don't you play anymore.
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: Get married.]
Ji Xiaoli was surprised.
Damn, yes, we are getting married! The master and apprentice hurriedly left the Loulan ancient battlefield and headed for Zuowang Peak.
A week ago, the milk tea boss fired 33 golden trumpets in a row to announce his wedding with Ji Xiaoli, which really scared the players in the world. It stands to reason that two men got married and made such a publicity, so they should be posted on the post bar and marked 818.
However, soon after Ji Xiaoli and Milk Tea Xiaosu started teaming up to play in the 2V2 arena, the players took the initiative to find an explanation for them: [The milk tea boss and the salute boss got married, obviously for the buff of the couple!]
As soon as this reason came out, all players believed it.
As the two masters and apprentices have risen in the 2V2 leaderboard, the players have evidence: [Look, have they started to fight PK.]
The people in this district who are dedicated to cultivation and never make troubles have not collapsed today.
But some people also raised doubts: [Since the marriage is for PK, why is there a wedding? The milk tea boss also issued 33 golden speakers, which is too rich!]
Ji Xiaoli also thinks this wedding is weird, and agrees with this player's point of view very much.
Unexpectedly, in the next second, the Buddhist players in this area actually helped Ji Xiaoli find a reason: [We don't understand the world of the rich. Just like you can understand why that bastard Yu Xingzhou hugs left and right, seven CPs, everyone is still determined and no one is jealous!]
The player immediately said: [Yes, yes, we don't understand the world of the rich.]
Yes, "Yu Xingzhou", the master Wudang master in this district, was picked up two days ago to sit and enjoy the beauty of all people, and cheated on seven female Emeis! None of the seven female Emeis are jealous, and they get along extremely well!
It is worth mentioning that after this incident was posted on the forum, it disappeared after only a few buildings on 818.
The 818 insulator physique in the first section of "Xia Ke Xing" is really invincible.
Why do you want to hold a wedding if you only get married for the buff of your husband and wife
For this question, Milk Tea Xiaosu himself gave the answer: [Is this your first marriage?]
Ji Xiaoli was taken aback for a moment, and honestly admitted: [Yes.]Mother and fetus are single!
[It's my first time too.]
[?]
[Master, have you forgotten the purpose of our sect?]
[Hack Yue Jianchun and that turtle grandson to death?]
[... It's people who are stupid and have a lot of money.]
Milk Tea Xiaosu: [Our first wedding, since it is going to be held, it must be the best.]
Ji Xiaoli was fooled and nodded straight: [Yes, we must do the best!]
Totally forgot that the original question was "why a wedding".
Milk Tea Xiaosu started preparing for the wedding, and Ji Xiaoli was not idle. He didn't know what preparations the apprentice had made, but he also wanted to give the apprentice a good wedding. The two of them have been playing games for so long, but they haven't hooked up with any girls, and it seems that they won't be able to have a date in the future. The master and apprentice can only keep each other warm and feel the sweetness of the master-apprentice relationship.
When Ji Xiaoli came to Zuowang Peak, Milk Tea Xiaosu left before him.
The snow-capped Zuowang Peak was full of members of the Dige Gang and a large crowd of melon-eaters watching the wedding.
The swordsman in blue rode a big BMW to the highest point of Zuo Wang Peak, and waved his hands very boldly: [Thank you for coming to my wedding with my apprentice. Although our motivation for this wedding is very impure, ahem, yes, we are for PK. But the visitor is a guest, everyone eats and drinks well.]
In the next second, Ji Xiaoli sprinkled red envelopes one by one.
[World] Wudang traitor: Damn it, salute the big brother and give out red envelopes at Zuowangfeng!
[World] Qianshan Niaofeijue: Ahh, I got a green skill! Thank you for saluting the boss, I kneel down to the boss, I wish the boss a happy wedding!
[World] Nongfu Spring: Mom, wait for me, I'm going to sit on Wangfeng!
Ji Xiaoli was extremely proud, and gave out red envelopes worth 1 yuan for free. The snow-covered Zuowang Peak rained red envelopes all year round, and the players snapped them up. Even the members of the Emperor Pavilion couldn't help grabbing the red envelopes, and the words "Happy Newly Married" swiped the screen at the top of Zuowang Peak.
As soon as eight o'clock arrived, the meat bun who protected us coughed, and the members of the Dige gang who had grabbed the red envelope immediately returned to their seats.
Everyone said "Happy Newly Married" in unison, and then took out fireworks worth 128 soft sister coins from the package together.
Dozens of fireworks bloomed in the night sky, illuminating the dark sky. Each exploded firework is 128 soft sister coins, and the light of soft sister coins blinds every player's dog eyes.
[How much does this cost!]
[It is said that 128 fireworks are the most beautiful. I got it all wrong, 100 128 fireworks are the fucking best!]
Ji Xiaoli was shocked by this generous gesture and hurriedly turned his head, only to see a Nine Luan Phoenix chariot descending from the sky in the golden and rainy night.
Golden fireworks bloom around the gorgeous phoenix chariot, and the nine-headed phoenix sings loudly, and the birds respond.
Emei, dressed in white, stood in front of the phoenix chariot, stretched out her hand to Ji Xiaoli, and invited her to share the ride.
When Ji Xiaoli reacted, the apprentice had already driven the Jiuluanfeng Chariot around Zaowang Peak. Then, amidst the exclamation of all game players, the two masters and apprentices drove away in the Jiuluan Phoenix Chariot.
Players at the top of Zuowang Peak: [Fuck?]
Is this the end of the wedding
The meat bun who protected us stood up: [Ahem, the master and apprentice, the husband and wife have something to say in private, so the wedding is like this. But before the milk tea gave us the fireworks, it also gave us a lot of red envelopes. I didn't expect that the salute would also give out red envelopes. In this way, there is still a wave of red envelopes.]
Players: [Kneel to the bosses! The bosses will be born forever, and they will give birth to their sons early!]
Ji Xiaoli, who gave birth to a precious son early, was so shocked by the special effects of the Jiuluan Phoenix Chariot that he didn't recover for ten minutes.
Ji Xiaoli: [Fuck, apprentice, Jiuluan Phoenix Chariot! Is this the Jiuluanfeng chariot that was drawn out of the lottery? ? ?]
Milk Tea Xiaosu: [Yes.]
The Jiuluan Phoenix Chariot is the same as the costume worn by Yuejian Haruhe, both of which are rare items in "Xia Ke Xing". Last week, "Xia Ke Xing" opened an event, draw a fashion box, there is a certain chance to get a certain fashion, and there is a very small chance to get the Jiuluanfeng Chariot.
Driving this car, you can cross the boundaries of the map and run around the world without changing the screen.
Nine-headed Luanfeng drags you to run all over the map, no matter how you look at it, it makes you feel. But the drop rate of this item is too low. There are bosses in other districts who are annoyed by their girlfriends and must draw out the Jiuluan Phoenix Cart. Unfortunately, they have not drawn 50,000 yuan.
[How much money did you spend to draw it out!]
Ji Xiaoli was extremely concerned about this issue.
Milk Tea Xiaosu: [... I'm quite European.]
[How many!]
[Eighty thousand.]
Ji Xiaoli: [You are worse than Yue Jian Chun He!]
Milk Tea Shortbread: […]
Yuejian Chunhe spent more than 30,000 yuan for that fashion, and his apprentice spent a full 80,000 yuan!
Ji Xiaoli felt a bit pained: [It's so expensive...]
Milk Tea Xiaosu: [Does it look good?]
[It looks good, it's so cool!]
[it is good.]
It looks good, just fine.
Abandoning the players on Zuowang Peak, Ji Xiaoli dragged his apprentice and excitedly ran all over the map. After playing, Ji Xiaoli still didn't forget the purpose of this marriage: [I have improved my PK skills recently, do you want to try it, disciple?]
[it is good.]
Ji Xiaoli lifted his spirits and kept pressing the keyboard and mouse. After three minutes, he still died under Bai Yi Emei's Bai Lian.
Milk tea Xiaosu was a little surprised: [You have become stronger.]
It's not that the equipment is better, but the technology is stronger.
Ji Xiaoli got up from the ground, typed reply confidently: [Teacher, don't you want to PK. Although I'm much worse than you as a teacher, I can't hold you back. I may never be as strong as you, but I will be stronger. Let's combine master and apprentice, beat Beiyuan and Daogou to death, you are the elder sister of Emei!]
[How long have you been practicing.]
Ji Xiaoli was taken aback for a moment, he thought for a while: [Not long. Just every night, Boss Pigeon comes to practice with me for a while, and her PK skills are quite good. About... more than an hour a day? Oh yes, I had a public exam yesterday, and I practiced a little less, less than an hour.]
Milk tea Xiaosu stood on the Jiuluan Phoenix carriage, the gorgeous and noble phoenix gently rubbed against Emei's body, she looked at the Huashan swordsman beside her.
a long time.
[Milk Tea Xiaosu: I will be strong enough.]
Looking at this line of words, Ji Xiaoli was slightly taken aback.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Good!]
Just got the Jiuluan Phoenix Chariot, Ji Xiaoli happily played with his apprentice for several days. They didn't continue PK until they got tired of it.
That night, his apprentice was not there, so Ji Xiaoli could only participate in the 5V5 arena by himself. Braised pigeons pulled him into a team, Ji Xiaoli went in to have a look, and was stunned by the team's luxurious lineup.
Braised squab, abstaining from sex with a poor monk, protecting our meat buns and... more and more spring and harmony!
After joining Emperor Pavilion for a month, Ji Xiaoli hadn't thought of seeing Chunhe for a long time.
The players of Emperor Pavilion are very enthusiastic, as long as they get to know each other well, everyone is easy to talk to. Suddenly seeing Yuejian Chunhe, Ji Xiaoli had complicated emotions, and sent six points to the braised pigeon.
[Braised Pigeon:?]
[The teacher stands at attention and salutes: This is... Boss Yue?]
[Braised Suckling Pigeon: No, Chunhe has something to do tonight and won't play PK, this is his power leveling. You know, we downloaded dungeons together before.]
It turned out to be a funny power leveling!
Ji Xiaoli heaved a sigh of relief.
[Poor monk's Dharma name for rebooting: Little San, why are you going to Chunhe's name recently. As for Xiao Wu, I haven't seen him for a long time.]
[Yuejian Chunhe: What is Xiaosan, I have a name, my name is Lao Niu!]
[The poor monk's name is rebooting: Aren't you the third power leveling in Chunhe's power leveling team? It's the same name. As for Xiao Wu, he said last month that he wanted to boost me. It just so happens that my power leveling is busy recently, so I may not want to do it anymore.]
[Yuejian Chunhe: That Xiao Wu was fired by the boss. I found out that the man was selling the equipment of the boss in private, and the boss was arrogant and didn't pursue him, so I fired him. Boss Yue has too many good equipment and props, many of which are never used, and you can’t find them if you sell one or two, so he sold them for several months, and I accidentally discovered them.]
Ji Xiaoli was stunned.
[Teacher stands at attention and salutes: Power leveling team?]
[Braised Suckling Pigeon: That's right, Chunhe has a power leveling team, don't you know the salute? I only have two power levels, and Chunhe has eight power levels.]
[Protect our meat bun: That power leveling is too disgusting, how many things are sold?]
[Yuejian Chunhe: I don't know. Anyway, the trumpet Emei that Boss Yue played in the past also pulled out good things. Didn't Boss Yue stop playing that account later on, and never got on the account again. I helped him go up to take a look two days ago, and all the things inside were sold out.]
As soon as these words fell to the ground, the other three people in the team were shocked: [Boss Yue has played the Emei Trumpet before? !]
The meat buns and braised squab are astonishing to see Haru and have also played other Emei trumpets.
Rebooting is really totally unexpected.
Only Ji Xiaoli didn't make a sound, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, his mind was foggy.
Emei trumpet, power leveling group, power leveling that sells equipment...
[Yuejian Chunhe: Played it. About two months ago, let me look for it...]
[Yuejian Chunhe: That name is "Hechun", level 120, 1W3 cultivation base, the highest time it was ranked 17th in the Emei rankings. I'll tell you secretly, don't say I said it. Boss Yue has long felt that Beiyuan was too annoying and wanted to change his milk, so he practiced a trumpet himself, and we also helped him practice that account. But later, for some reason, he suddenly didn't want this account, so he stopped playing.]
Roubao and Pigeon, who knew the inside story, immediately understood: Why not play? Because I bought the Emei number with wonderful hand rejuvenation!
Ji Xiaoli stared blankly at the phone screen.
[System] Your partner and apprentice "Milk Tea Xiaosu" is online.
Ji Xiaoli subconsciously clicked on his apprentice's profile picture.
[Private chat] The teacher stands at attention and salutes: Apprentice, I suddenly have a bold guess...
[Private chat] Milk tea cake:
[Private chat] The teacher stood at attention and saluted: Did I misunderstand Yuejian Chunhe... that scumbag
The author has something to say: Boss Yue: Am I going to clean up my grievances
Xiao Li: Damn it! Why does this script seem wrong!