Ji Xiaoli didn't know why his brain had a twitch, so he made this request.
Could it be that he coveted the more and more spring and harmony for a long time? No, what he likes are apprentices.
Ji Xiaoli thought about it and made a judgment: Every Huashan has a belief-like existence in his heart, and his name is Yuejian Chunhe.
In the beginning, Ji Xiaoli played Huashan to kill Yuejian Chunhe with his own hands. But after he played, slowly, he fell in love with this martial art. Huashan's disciples are so handsome, and they can level the world with one sword. Among the many Huashan disciples, the most outstanding one is undoubtedly the pride of Huashan: Yue Jian Chun He.
But even so, Ji Xiaoli felt that there was something wrong with his mind, and what he said was inexplicable.
He was about to type and say "I'm just joking", when Ruan Fenghe sent a reply.
[it is good.]
Ji Xiaoli: "???"
What? !
[Account: 158XXXXXXXX, Password: rfh910307.]
As if soaked in hot water, Ji Xiaoli opened the game dazedly, and then logged into Yuejian Chunhe's account. Because his own account is also Huashan, after he entered the game, neither Lao Wan nor Ge Zi knew that he was on the account of Yuejian Chunhe.
The pigeon joked: "Salute, you like playing games so much, so let's start playing?"
Ji Xiaoli faltered and hawed a few words, seeing that the pigeon did not speak any more, he carefully opened Boss Yue's warehouse.
In the afternoon, when Pigeon led the Dige gang to watch Yuejian Chunhe's warehouse, Ji Xiaoli was not there, and he was being teased by the boss Yue. Now that he had the opportunity, he swallowed his saliva, made enough mental preparations, and opened the warehouse.
Then he said: "!!!"
Lying down a big trough! ! !
Ji Xiaoli was blinded by the best equipment, best skills, and best cheats in Yue Jianchun's warehouse.
A purple skill that can sell for thousands of yuan is placed outside, and the boss has more than a hundred, and he throws it on the ground casually. The best gold equipment, piled up hundreds of them, put them on the shelf! Not to mention all kinds of rare materials, golden cheats...
Boss Yue really can't use up all these things by himself.
So, he put it here.
he just…
leave it here.
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
Ji Xiaoli couldn't hold back, took a screenshot and sent it to WeChat.
[Fragrant Roasted Kodak Duck: You actually have so many colorful stones, can't you share some with me! ! ! [picture]]
[My Sand Sculpture Apprentice: It seems to make sense.]
[Spicy Roasted Kodak Duck: What?]
[My sand sculpture apprentice: I will give it to you tomorrow.]
Ji Xiaoli was dumbfounded.
What for me
How to give
What
While taking screenshots in the game, Ji Xiaoli sent them to WeChat, expressing his sorrow for Yue Jianchun and his wasteful behavior.
[We have never had a prodigal son like you in our school! ! !]
[Not now.]
[?]
[it is me.]
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
He was stunned by his apprentice's shamelessness.
Obviously what he said was "shameless", but Ji Xiaoli grinned. Lao Wan casually glanced at the rearview mirror while driving, and whispered to the pigeon, "Look at the salute, does it look like you're in love?"
Pigeon took a peek and nodded: "Like!"
"I don't know which little girl it is, maybe it's from today's party?"
Pigeon said: "But if Salute is in love, does Chun He have been greened? Hahaha, he is also a 'lady' of Salute."
Lao Wan smiled wretchedly: "There is something, hurry up and green Chunhe, let's watch a good show hehehe."
An hour later, Lao Wan personally delivered Ji Xiaoli to the door of his house. Originally Ji Xiaoli kept saying, "Just drop it off at the intersection of the highway, I'll take a taxi back", but Lao Wan said: "You can't let the kid go home alone. It's okay, it's not far anyway." So he sent it all the way home.
Ji Xiaoli completely forgot what he said "tell you why", and directly told Ruan Fenghe: [I'm home, I'll talk about it later.]
Ruan Fenghe looked at the news and smiled: [Yes.]
Ji Xiaoli stabbed and ran into the house. As soon as he entered the door, he was caught by Ji's mother.
"Xiao Li finally came back? Just in time, your Aunt Li made black-bone chicken and wolfberry soup, and drank it while it was hot. Look at how skinny you are, you need to make up for it!"
Ji Xiaoli wanted to refuse at first, but he was a bit full from the dinner today. But smelling the aroma of soup, he sat down at the table very consciously.
After finishing the soup, Ji Xiaoli opened WeChat.
[Fragrant Roasted Kodak Duck: Tuer, are you asleep?]
After a few seconds, the other party replied: [Stop calling Yue Boss?]
Ji Xiaoli was confident: [Are you my apprentice?]
[yes.]
[That's fine.]
Ruan Fenghe didn't reply, Ji Xiaoli continued to log into the game. He planned to ride the big horse of the boss, slip from the West Lake to the Qinhuai River, and then run from the Qinhuai River to the Great Wall, so as to have a good time as a boss. However, as soon as he went online, he saw that his screen suddenly went black. A tombstone stands where he originally stood.
[System] You have been killed by "Xiaoxiaole player" in Hangzhou West Lake.
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
The killer of Xueyilou who killed Ji Xiaoli was completely dazed, he was typing on the current channel.
[Current] Xiaoxiaole player: I actually... really killed Boss Yue
[Current] Xiaoxiaole player: Ah, I just accepted an assassination mission randomly, and I didn't know that the other party was Boss Yue. I came here just to have a look at Boss Yue, to admire his demeanor, but I didn't expect Boss Yue to hang up the phone, so I just beat him to death? ?
[Current]Match Player: The pinnacle of life!
At this moment, there are not many players by the West Lake. As soon as Yuejian Chunhe's account died and the tombstone was erected, the soil was new, and a bunch of players sent news of his death to the world. What's more, even sounded the horn!
[Trumpet] Wintersweet Hanxue: Hangzhou West Lake, Hangzhou West Lake, Boss Yue died today! Boss Yue died in West Lake! West Lake Line 8, coordinates (316, 243)! Come and watch, Boss Yue's body has not left yet, and Boss Yue's tombstone is still hot, don't miss it when you pass by, come and pay your respects to Boss Yue's remains!
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
What a legacy of God!
Within a minute, Hangzhou West Lake was packed with spectators.
Ji Xiaoli looked dazed, and saw players stepping on his face one by one. They watched Yuejian Chunhe's tombstone and chatted at the same time.
[The tombstone of the boss who you don't want to be in front of, I can't even press it.]
[Get out of the way, I want to leave a message for Boss Yue's tombstone!]
[Disciples of Huashan came here for a visit, and mourned for a second of silence for Senior Brother Huashan.]
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
What kind of sand sculpture player is this!
Indignantly, Ji Xiaoli chose to resurrect and left the place where the tombstone was. But even though he left, the tombstone was still there, and it would take at least half an hour before it disappeared. Where have the players seen the tombstone of the boss, especially the tombstone of Haruhe Yuejian. There was an endless stream of players who wanted to come to watch the tombstone, and the 8th line of West Lake was blocked and could no longer enter.
Ji Xiaoli felt extremely ashamed and left quickly.
At this moment, his mailbox lights up.
[Private chat] Xiaoxiaole player: Yue...yue boss, I didn't mean it, I really just took a task casually. I am innocent, don't hit me, I kneel down to the boss!
Are you still innocent? The culprit is you!
Thinking so in his heart, Ji Xiaoli responded with two words in a very face-saving manner, extremely cold.
[Private chat] Yuejian Chunhe: It's okay.
[Private Chat] Player of Xiaoxiaole: Thank you, Boss Yue! Yue Boss will last forever, and rule the world!
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
It's not easy being a boss, it's hard work for an apprentice!
Ji Xiaoli was about to log in, and he wanted to destroy the evidence quickly. It wasn't him who was killed, but Yuejian Chunhe himself. It wasn't him who was surrounded by the tombstone, but Yuejian Chunhe! However, he hadn't registered yet, and suddenly accidentally clicked on Yuejian Haruhe's friend column.
"what?"
There are actually three categories in this friend column.
"I have a problem with my brain"
"The brain is very problematic"
"The mind is full of problems"
The first category has the largest number of people, Ji Xiaoli clicked on it and looked, it was meat buns, rebooting, and pigeons.
Look at the second category.
Yu Xingzhou is here.
"The third one is alone?"
Ji Xiaoli clicked in.
"..."
[Spicy Roasted Kodak Duck: Sinister! What do you have to explain, you say! ! !]
Ruan Fenghe had just finished taking a shower when his cell phone rang. He picked it up, took a look, and clicked on the picture.
"The mind is full of problems—
The teacher stands at attention and salutes
The author has something to say: Xiaoli: Today we will expel this evil disciple from the teacher's school! ! !