Ruan Fenghe looked at the words on the picture, his eyes flickered slightly.
Immediately, he calmly took a clean towel from the shelf to wipe his hair, while replying to Ji Xiaoli's WeChat with one hand.
[My sand sculpture apprentice: Well, what's wrong?]
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
What else did you say? ! ! !
Evil disciples, bully masters and destroy ancestors!
Ji Xiaoli angrily posted the picture again, this time using a red pen to draw a circle on the six words "the brain is full of problems": [Tell me, what does this friend grouping mean. There's only one person in here! ] Then, he circled the six characters "Teacher stand at attention and salute" and sent it over.
Ji Xiaoli snorted, thinking: I'll see how you explain this time.
After half a minute, Ruan Fenghe replied.
[You mean, the group that only belongs to you?]
That... a group that belongs only to you.
Ji Xiaoli stared blankly at the line, and didn't know what to say for a moment, it was a strange feeling...
Wait, no, obviously the biggest problem is not that he is the only one in this group. That's not right, indeed, he alone seems to be more of an apprentice, but isn't the most important thing the name of this group
[You said my mind is full of problems!]
[Did I say it?]
Ji Xiaoli: [Look for yourself!]Send the picture again.
[However, I only see that you are the only one in this group.]
Ji Xiaoli's fingers holding the phone slowly tightened. He looked at the line of words, thought for a long time, and sent a few words: [Sleep, I will expel you from the teacher tomorrow!]
Ruan Fenghe looked down at the WeChat page and clicked on the voice message.
"Good night, Master."
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
Although I didn't want to click on it, but I couldn't help it, so I clicked on it. Then I couldn't help but listen to it a second time.
After Ruan Fenghe finished drying his hair, he picked up his phone and found that Ji Xiaoli didn't reply.
Probably really fell asleep.
He clicked into the game, ready to go in and do some daily tasks. However, just after entering the account "Yuejian Chunhe", Ruan Fenghe's mailbox was flooded with hundreds of private messages. He frowned slightly, suddenly realizing what might have happened.
Directly ignore all stranger messages and click on the first friend message.
[Yu Xingzhou: Hahahahaha, Boss Yue, you have today too!]
[Yu Xingzhou: Let me tell you, I have already visited your tombstone. I took 100 pictures and took a photo with your tombstone. Please show some respect and save face when you Dige attack our gang next time. Otherwise, I will go to the Tieba forum every day and post your tombstone again, so that it will not be repeated for a hundred days.]
Ruan Fenghe glanced at it, and then looked at the private message of the next person.
In the top 100 list, apart from borrowing Tian Yidao and a few big bosses who have a bad relationship with Yue Jianchun, others sent condolences one after another. There was even an unfamiliar nanny who said: [Boss Yue, Beiyuan said she was blocked by you and can't send you a message? She wanted to ask, how did you die.]
Ruan Fenghe found the person "Bei Yuan" from the corner of his memory, and then deleted the nanny.
With so many gloating private chat messages, Ruan Fenghe roughly pieced together the history of the incident. It is estimated that the silly master hangs up the phone casually - it is likely that he hung up for a while after getting off Lao Wan's car and returning home, and it happened that someone accepted a reward and killed him.
At this time, Yu Xingzhou sent another private message.
[Private Chat] Yu Xingzhou: Boss Yue, I have sent your embarrassing tombstone to our gang WeChat group. You are welcome to share good things with everyone.
[Private Chat] Yuejian Chunhe: That's right, good things should be shared with everyone.
[Private chat] Yu Xingzhou:
five minutes later.
[Horn] Yu Xingzhou: Fuck you, see Chunhe more, I will chop you into a stick next time I help you fight! ! !
At the same time, the player who has something good to say honks.
[Horn] Frontline gossip reporter: Damn, everyone, come to Bianjing Line 9, coordinates (911, 134). Boss Yue suddenly fell from the sky just now and hacked Boss Yu to death. Boss Yu's body is still warm and the tombstone is fresh. Come and pay your respects! ! !
Yu Xingzhou: "!#$@#%!@!!!"
Yu Xingzhou never expected that he just laughed at Yue Jianchun and being hacked to death by hanging up the phone. Yue Jian Chunhe would personally offer a reward to him, then accept the reward himself, and then work hard... hack him to death.
The white-clothed swordsman put his sword back into its sheath, and his cool and unrestrained figure seemed to say: Look, you can be hacked to death by me without hanging up the phone.
Yu Xingzhou: I rely on you to see Chunhe more and more! ! !
Yuejian Chunhe's tombstone passed the half-hour time limit and disappeared long ago. But Yu Xingzhou's tombstone is still warm.
Players excitedly ran from Hangzhou West Lake to Bianjing to watch Yu Xingzhou's corpse and tombstone.
Yu Xingzhou was so angry that his face turned green, but he could only watch Yuejian Chunhe walk away.
The first section of "Xia Ke Xing" is really an 818 insulated physique. Within a day, senior brothers Huashan and Wudang were hacked to death on the street, but they didn't attract attention on the forums or post bars. After watching the tombstone of the boss, the players devoted themselves wholeheartedly to the great cause of "how to improve their cultivation".
This night Ji Xiaoli slept extremely soundly.
It may be because I was really tired after a day of driving and playing. It might also be because the voice that said good night to him was too sweet. Ji Xiaoli couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and listened to it more than ten times.
It wasn't until the next day, when it was online, that Ji Xiaoli watched the discussion on the gang channel and remembered...
Damn it, he forgot to hang up by himself yesterday, causing Yue Jianchun and all the players on the server to watch the tombstone!
Ji Xiaoli suddenly felt guilty.
He sneakily opened the friend bar, only to find that Yuejian Chunhe was not online. Going to see the apprentice again, Milk Tea Xiaosu is not online either.
relieved.
[Gang] Lao Wan: I heard that Chun He died last night? Hacked to death by a trumpet
[Gang] Protect our meat bun: Lao Wan, you don't know about this? Hahahaha, I laughed so hard.
[Gang] Lao Wan: Of course I don’t know, Ge Zi and I were on our way back to Wuxi at that time.
[Gang] Da Sen is too sweet: Big brothers, I have screenshots! Send it to the WeChat group!
Everyone looked at the screenshot and immediately burst into laughter.
[Chun He's death is so funny!]
[Boss Yue actually has this kind of time... Cough, I want to laugh.]
[Although it is very unkind, but I also want to laugh 2333]
[How dare you laugh at the boss in the gang? Don’t you know that after Yu Xingzhou laughed at the boss yesterday, he was killed on the spot by him, and his blood spattered the city of Bianjing?]
Everyone was startled, and the man explained.
Many Emperor Pavilion players went to bed early yesterday because of the gang gathering, and didn't pay attention to what happened in the game at all. After this person explained, they realized that after Yuejian Chunhe was killed yesterday, it was said that Yu Xingzhou provoked and laughed too much in private. Boss Yue did it himself, allowing him to experience the feeling of "becoming a tombstone".
Emperor Pavilion gang members: "..."
Quiet as a chicken.
Ji Xiaoli, who was also as quiet as a chicken, looked at these words in a daze.
So... the apprentice didn't expose him, but also helped him bear all the ridicule
Ji Xiaoli was silent for a while, thought for a while, and sent a WeChat message to his apprentice.
[Fragrant Roasted Keda Duck: I heard that you killed Yu Xingzhou yesterday... Disciple, are you jealous that he has seven wives?]
After sending the message, Ji Xiaoli went downstairs to eat.
At the dining table, he was eating chicken legs when he saw Papa Ji put down his chopsticks.
"Let's go to your second uncle's house to play in two days, Xiaoli, remember to pack your luggage. If not, ask Aunt Li to help you."
Ji Xiaoli bit the chicken leg, and was taken aback: "To the second uncle's house?"
Ji's mother looked at her son in surprise: "Didn't you say two days ago that your second uncle bought a new house, let's go and heat him up."
Ji Xiaoli: "Ah, good."
After burying his head in the meal, Ji Xiaoli remembered when he was about to leave: "Second uncle's house is in Shanghai?"
Ji's mother was stunned: "Son, you are not really stupid, are you? Your second uncle has been in Shanghai all the time. When did you move?"
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
Back in the room, Ji Xiaoli received a WeChat message.
[My Sand Sculpture Apprentice: Won't you expel me from the master today?]
Ji Xiaoli: "..."
[Spicy Roasted Kodak Duck: Sinister, shut up!]
Provoking people should be done in moderation, otherwise, if you continue to tease people, you may blow your hair.
[My Sand Sculpture Apprentice: Maybe it's not that I'm jealous of him, but he's jealous of me.]
Ji Xiaoli: [? ? ?]
What could Yu Xingzhou be jealous of you? You don't even have a wife!
[My sand sculpture apprentice: He is jealous, I have a husband who is very good at hanging up.]
The author has something to say: Xiao Li: Happy New Year!
Boss Yue: Well, happy new year.