Cleverness is less than good, and the best way of thinking since childhood is analogy.
So she said a lot of jerk, "You are in this situation! It's very much like me sometimes, even if I really want to go to the bathroom, I know that there is a pile of shit in my butt.
But right! I just squatted and squatted there, no matter how long I squatted, the poop just failed to be pulled out smoothly.
This condition is called constipation.
At this time, my grandmother would go to the drugstore and buy me something like water, which was colorless and tasteless, as if it was called Kaisai. "
Then, Yu Shan put his left hand on his chest, supported his chin with his right hand, tilted his head slightly and said, "I think, the situation of the donor is similar to this, and he should have a condition called grade constipation."
Yu Shan, since he was young, he is not only good at talking but also very good at acting, and he likes to play with characters who have traveled through different eras the most.
She is a very modern detective, and her language is a very ancient monk. A senior detective monk who traveled from modern times to ancient times in a half-hearted manner, he was combined by Yu Shan in such a nondescript manner.
"Achievement constipation", such an outstanding analogy, is only less than Shan's imagination. Of course, she is the only one who can speak without complaint like this, without feeling any problem at all.
At that time, except for the special circumstances of pretending to be a family, she didn't regard herself as a girl, so naturally she wouldn't feel that such a thing was how unsophisticate a girl said.
On the other hand, the Xiaolin team, after listening to it, their little cheeks flushed immediately.
In the end, Yu Shan said in absolute seriousness, "Or, go to the drugstore to buy a bottle and try it!"
Team Xiaolin blushed, he was shy, but he tried his best to calm his tone and said, "This cold joke is not funny!"
Yu Shan yelled, "No! I'm serious. Kaisaluru is really useful! If you don't believe me, try it! See if I lie to you!"
Team Kobayashi is shy for that outstanding metaphor, but Yushan is just obsessed with showing up for Kaisai, because it's really easy to use!
The Xiaolin team said like a mosquito, "I know, I actually... used it."
Hearing this, Yu Shan was excited, "It's easy to use! Right! So, for grade constipation, you should use Kaisailu to treat it!"
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As a result, the big problem of the poor student Xiaolin's performance was perfectly sneered by Teacher Xiaoyu.
When encountering a life mentor like Yu Shan, every tragic big problem will be comedicized.
Life! It's not just a tragicomedy.
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However, the confusion of the Kobayashi team at that time did not bother him for long. On the contrary, it was later that Yu Shan was confused for a long time.
A person with good nature is not a patient, and how boring learning is!
Learning Ben didn't have a relationship with her, and she was totally unwilling to hold on to it.
Yu Shan's nature is to be active and playful, lazy to be lazy, so the additional skill is that he is very clever and clever since he was a child.
For the exams in kindergarten and the first and second grades of elementary school, as long as she randomly manipulates her mind, she can easily cope with all the exams. But since the third grade, there are more and more knowledge points and more and more difficult examinations, especially the subject of mathematics, which has completely exceeded her range of coping.
In the case of the Kobayashi team, the situation is completely the opposite.
In the second half of the third semester of elementary school, I had already started to learn mathematical equations. It was also from that time that Captain Xiaolin began to shine his light. In the fourth grade, he was already the squadron leader of the Young Pioneers.
And less than good!
She no longer needs to be the Xiaoyu teacher of the Xiaolin team. Not only that, but her studies are getting worse and worse.
Children who are clever in the beginning are always more inclined to advocating talent. They don't believe in hard work and hard work, because their cleverness has always been able to lay all the reputation for them. So when the cleverness fails, they will feel frustrated and self-doubt, and learn to start to fall.
In the worst case, they evade study and use this as an excuse to avoid self-doubt caused by poor performance.
The excuse is that my poor grades are because I didn't attend the class!
Like adults, children are always good at creating fakes.
The illusion is that I'm still very smart, I just don't want to listen to classes or study.
The Kobayashi team is the opposite.
He has no cleverness to play since he was a child, so he can only rely on hard work and diligence. As long as he can survive a certain accumulation bottleneck period, he deeply knows the meaning of hard work.
This is a process of positive feedback. Clear results will inspire more effort, and good results will lead to better results.
The Xiaolin team has survived that period. After the first grade, in less than a year and a half, the positions of Yushan and Xiaolin were quietly changed.
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As for the question of "why staying up late to read but still failing the exam", it was many years later that Yu Shan, a high school student, found the answer.
It's just that Team Lin at this time doesn't have to worry about this problem anymore. On the contrary, the person who was asked at the beginning needs to answer his own doubts.
In a political class, a male teacher with a beer belly on the podium explained what is meant by "the existence and development of objective things are not subject to human will."
Yu Shan immediately raised his head and looked at the teacher's beer belly. Isn't the teacher the best proof of this sentence
Middle-aged men who love to drink beer must have a beer belly. Such objective development is not shifted by human will.
So such a sentence that seemed to be impossible to fight, just answered the question that Xiaoshan failed to answer the Kobayashi team correctly.
In the words of an adult, to put it simply, "What must happen is not based on personal will."
Think about it, this makes sense.
In the face of things that must happen, personal will is a fart.
From then on, it was no longer difficult for Altman to appease the benevolent demons.
In many cases, Yu Shan will even persuade himself, so just give up!
You cannot pass the test of Tsinghua University and Peking University.
This is a certain thing, your personal will is a fart.
Now she really feels that she can't stick to it, and she has almost decided to recognize it, she just can't.
It is really difficult to enter Tsinghua University and Peking University!
Otherwise, these four words will not become the dream of almost all Chinese students!
That elementary school student can do it only because he is Team Lin. And she, a high school student, couldn't do it, just because she was good at it.
Such affirmative words without context and logic are absolute facts, without reason.
Because you are you, something must happen to you, for better or worse.
In the face of the patriarchal fact, Yu Shan had already convinced herself with similar arguments. No matter how sweet the smile is, no matter how good the grades are, it is useless. Love that cannot be achieved is love that cannot be achieved.
As a son, the younger brother has an innate preference, and as a daughter, he can only be fostered at his grandmother's house.
There is no reason, or the reason is that you are a girl.