Wu Xiu took one step and swayed two steps. Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the room, he deliberately fluttered under his feet, and then threw himself and fell to the ground.
"Hey!" Luo Shiyu quickly tried to help Wu Xiu, but she was definitely not as strong as Wu Xiu, so she had to ask others for help: "Is there anyone? Come out and help."
The brothers all heard it, but they knew that this was Wu Xiu's intention, so naturally they wouldn't go out.
Zhang Xuan wanted to go out to help, but was caught by Zheng Peng. Seeing Zheng Peng's smirk, she also reacted, so she shook her head helplessly.
"Oh! How did it happen?"
Luo Shiyu muttered, thinking Jiang Tian and the others were drunk too much. She wanted to go by herself, but felt that it was inappropriate to leave Wu Xiu alone in the living room, so she could only "move" Wu Xiu to the room with great effort.
You can never wake up a person pretending to be asleep, or someone pretending to be drunk-unless he wants to wake up himself.
Wu Xiu took one step and rested two steps. It was a short distance of ten meters, and he was dragged by him for ten minutes.
Finally, Luo Shiyu assisted Wu Xiu to the point of death.
"Huh! I'm exhausted."
Luo Shiyu let out a long sigh of relief. She wiped the sweat from her forehead, and then looked at the time. At this moment, the dormitory just closed.
"God! Can't go back again." Luo Shiyu said annoyed.
Wu Xiu slowly opened his eyes at this time, he still had a drunk expression, pretending to be innocent and said: "What? What's wrong?"
"Do you still know to wake up?" Luo Shiyu looked at Wu Xiu and rebuked: "I blame you, it's too late."
"Huh?" Wu Xiu pretended to be surprised: "Oh, I am indeed to blame. I shouldn't drink so much."
"You still know!" Luo Shiyu said in a bad mood.
"Oh! The matter is over—" Wu Xiu paused, grabbing Luo Shiyu's hand, and then pulling him by his side. Just listening to Luo Shiyu's "Ah", Wu Xiu grinned and said: "You will just sleep here!"
Luo Shiyu also reacted this time, she waved her powder fist and beat Wu Xiu's chest, cursing: "Fuck off! You lied to me?"
"Huh? No!"
Only then did Wu Xiu react and exposed himself. He quickly pretended to faint, but Luo Shiyu was already in the mirror. She hit Wu Xiu with a fan fist, and Wu Xiu hurriedly rolled around, begging for mercy at the same time: "Help! I murdered my husband."
"You—I let you talk nonsense..."
Luo Shiyu continued to wave his powder punches to Wu Xiu. After the two had a fight, they all stopped suddenly.
At this moment, Wu Xiu was half-pressed on Luo Shiyu's body, and Luo Shiyu's eyes were facing each other. Luo Shiyu blinked, her pretty face flushed.
Seeing Luo Shiyu's attractive appearance, two dwarfs suddenly appeared in Wu Xiu's mind. One had "birds" written on its forehead, and the other had "beasts" written on its forehead.
The little bird said to Wu Xiu with a look of hatred for iron and steel, "It can finally start."
The little beast nodded and said in agreement: "Yes! It has been planned for so long, it can be considered as a lonely man and a widow..."
"Wait!"
With a loud shout, a little man in a red robe suddenly appeared in front of the little bird man and the little animal man, with two big characters on his forehead: "Justice".
The righteous villain said with a righteous expression: "Beasts, how can you two instigate the master to do bad things? The master is pure and kind by nature, upright and honest, don't you force the master to be that kind of despicable villain? Not to mention that he is still a student. How can I cross the line?"
"What are you talking about? The ancients are the fathers of children at the age of the master. Modern people are always more open-minded and long-sighted than the ancients? Why are you still so pedantic and feudal?" The little bird was dissatisfied with the righteous villain.
"You are wrong! It is because I have kept up with this era that I must prevent my master from making mistakes. Today I will put the words here. With me, you can never think of doing anything wrong."
"Stupid!" the little beast said in unison.
The two looked at each other and walked to the righteous villain.
"What do you want to do?" The justice villain asked vigilantly.
"beat you!"
As soon as the two spoke, they waved to the justice villain together. The righteous villain had both fists and four hands, and was soon knocked to the ground.
The animal villain did not forget to remind Wu Xiu, and urged: "What are you still doing in a daze? Come on!"
"Ok!"
After Wu Xiu made up his mind, he kissed Luo Shiyu affectionately.
Luo Shiyu tried to push Wu Xiu away, and at the same time murmured: "Well-no."
"No? It is said that girls tend to be ironic. When she says'no', it's'yes'." Wu Xiu thought to himself. He first admired his "acceptance" and then encouraged himself to take the next step.
Wu Xiu's hand very dishonestly touched the bulge on Luo Shiyu's chest, Luo Shiyu's body trembled, and then became a little stiff. Wu Xiu felt it felt good, so he kept touching.
After Luo Shiyu reacted, he hurriedly reached out to block it. But Wu Xiu was willing to give up easily, his left hand wandered on Luo Shiyu's upper body, and his right hand slipped.
Luo Shiyu couldn't take care of him, and finally fell down.
Wu Xiu felt that it was almost done, so he prepared to take off Luo Shiyu's pants. But he just put his hand on the edge of Luo Shiyu's pants, but Luo Shiyu was firmly pressed.
"What's the matter?" Wu Xiu thought to himself: "Is it embarrassing?"
Luo Shiyu's face blushed, and she refused: "Don't!"
Wu Xiu was a little bit hesitant, and he had already reached this point. He concealed his nervousness with a smile, comforted Luo Shiyu, and said something that he didn't even believe him: "Don't worry! I will be measured."
"No!" Luo Shiyu shook his head and said: "It's not convenient for me today."
"inconvenient?"
Seeing Wu Xiu's puzzled expression, Luo Shiyu declined: "You go buy something first."
"Buy something? Now?" Wu Xiu asked, he wondered if he had heard it wrong.
"Yeah!" Luo Shiyu nodded firmly.
At this time, Wu Xiu naturally didn't want to leave. He tentatively asked: "Must go?"
"Ok!"
Seeing Luo Shiyu blinking his eyes with an expression of expectation, Wu Xiu asked, "What to buy?"
Luo Shiyu thought for a while, lowered his head and said: "You go first, I will text you later."
Wu Xiu saw that Luo Shiyu was embarrassed, he pondered it carefully and seemed to have reacted.
"Okay! Wait for me, come back soon."
Wu Xiu got up, took a piece of clothing in his hand, and ran toward the door with excitement as he put it on.
Because it was too late, the supermarket had already closed, and Wu Xiu went to the nearest 24-hour convenience store to the community.
Looking at the various brands of ChéngRén products on the counter in the store, Wu Xiu was a little embarrassed. He had never bought this before, he just pretended to scan it inadvertently and came out.
"Huh..."
Wu Xiu breathed in the fresh air outside, calming down the nervousness just now, and recalling the various brands that he had just seen in his mind. He has never used it before and doesn't know which one is better. He felt embarrassed to ask the owner to recommend it.