Wu Xiu took it and took a look. The name and date were already written on the leave form, and the teacher's signature—"Zhou Lianhai" in three capitals was very conspicuous. What surprised Wu Xiu was that the handwriting was exactly the same as Zhou Lianhai's handwriting.
"I went, you actually did it."
"Damn, I have scrapped my two books!"
"Brother gangster is mighty! Let's withdraw!" Wu Xiu said happily.
The two ran out of the classroom and walked directly to the school gate.
Although they had the leave slips in their hands, they were still a little guilty because they were not real. They didn't feel relieved until they passed the gatekeeper's inspection and walked out of the school gate smoothly.
After shopping outside, the two of them had nothing to do, so they went to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet.
Liu Meng found a small game and started playing. Wu Xiu didn't like playing games on the computer, so he watched a movie.
After watching two police and robber movies, Wu Xiu felt a little hungry. He checked the time, and it was past four o'clock in the afternoon, so he and Liu Meng cleaned up, went to eat something, and went back to the rental house to lie down for a while. Until the evening before the self-study class, the two people returned to the classroom.
For convenience, Liu Meng asked Qi Yuan to find him a new stack of attendance sheets. He imitated the signatures of the teachers above and copied a new copy. Of course, "Wuxiu and Liu Meng ask for leave" will naturally be removed from the attendance attendance later.
As usual, Zhou Lianhai will come to the classroom for the first evening self-study, so the two people must make all preparations before Zhou Lianhai comes.
Everything went well, Zhou Lianhai found nothing unusual, which made Wu Xiu and Liu Meng more confident.
These days, Wu Xiu and Liu Meng had an unusually chic life. Basically, as soon as Zhou Lianhai's class was over, they would be free.
This afternoon, when the two of them had just entered the Internet cafe and switched on them, Liu Meng found that there was no smoke, so he went to buy cigarettes. Wu Xiu opened the web page and was wondering what movie to look for, only to find that Liu Mang ran over anxiously.
"Aren't you going to buy cigarettes? Why did you come back so soon?"
"Quickly, back to school!" Liu Mang said anxiously.
Wu Xiu furrowed his brows and asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"
"I was found, Huzi is looking for us!"
"What?" Wu Xiu stood up at once, and asked as he walked outside, "Isn't Hu Zi out of class today?"
"I heard that the physics teacher had a temporary business and changed classes with Huzi."
"I'll go, then go back to school quickly."
When the two hurried back to the classroom, Zhou Lianhai was giving a lecture on the podium. They stood at the door and shouted: "Report!"
Zhou Lianhai ignored the two of them and was still giving lectures.
"report!"
The two yelled again. After they were still not met by Zhou Lianhai, they were depressed, standing at the door of the classroom a little at a loss.
"What to do about Brother Xiu? This is over." Liu Mang said in a low voice.
"I can't think of a good way now." Wu Xiu said worriedly: "Huzi originally had an opinion on us, but this time we will catch the two of us. It is probably dead."
Liu Meng thought for a while, gritted his teeth and said: "The matter is over, I have thought of a way."
"What?" Wu Xiu asked in confusion.
"Anyway, I can't dodge this time. Why don't you take it! Huzi's temper, you know, he has a bigger prejudice against me, not to mention that it is better to be beaten by one person than two, right?"
"Damn, are you still a human?"
"No, Brother Xiu, think about it, if you cheated me so many times, shouldn't I cheat you again? Besides, this idea of imitating Huzi's signature to ask for leave was also yours. Shouldn't you be a little bit responsible? ?"
"Damn, can you say this?" Wu Xiu said in disbelief.
"The one who is near Zhu is red, and the one who is near Mo is black. They are all learned from you." Liu Mang smiled: "Actually, when I was going to learn how to sign a tiger, I had already considered it. If something happens, I will decide. I won’t admit it, I also want you to taste the taste of being cheated.”
"—"
Wu Xiu was stunned, and suddenly felt that he was going to look at Liu Mang with admiration in the future.
bell-
The get out of class bell rang, and Zhou Lianhai walked towards the classroom door only when he heard a "get out of class off" from the classroom.
"Teacher, what happened this time has nothing to do with me, it was all done by Wu Xiu." As soon as Zhou Lianhai got out of the classroom, Liu Meng rushed to explain. He knows that people have a preconceived habit, and if you explain yourself first, then you have the first opportunity.
Hum—
Zhou Lianhai's cell phone rang suddenly, he glanced at Liu Meng, then took out his cell phone and looked at it.
Wu Xiu took a peek next to him, and there was a text message on the screen: "Dad, if you are sick, don't work too hard. You must take care of yourself, take more rest, and take medicine on time. Both my mother and I hope you can Always healthy and happy."
Zhou Lianhai stared at the phone with a doting smile. At this moment, he seemed to have suddenly remembered something. He hurriedly put the phone in his pocket, then looked at Wu Xiu and Liu Meng with a stern expression on his face, and said, "You two The courage is really getting bigger and bigger, and now I dare to imitate my handwriting and ask for leave for myself. That's ok!"
"No, this was all made by Wu Xiu, and he also approved my false statement." Liu Mang said hurriedly.
"You are such a big man? Do you have no brains? If someone asks you for leave, do you recognize it? Am I your head teacher, or is he your head teacher?" Zhou Lianhai was angry with Liu Meng, then he looked at Wu Xiu and asked Said: "What's the matter? You did it?"
Wu Xiu first gave Liu Meng a deliberately worried look, then hesitated, and finally seemed to have made up his mind. He gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, teacher, I did it. This matter has nothing to do with Liu Meng."
Wu Xiu blinked at Liu Mang again, and then continued: "Teacher, I know I was wrong. Don't be angry. I know that you have been working hard recently. For our class, you have forgotten to sleep and eat. Even if you are sick, you insist on going online. But I asked myself for leave without permission, which is simply outrageous.
Also, this matter really has nothing to do with Liu Meng, it has nothing to do with it at all. It's me. I made the idea. I asked him to imitate your signature. I did everything by myself. I'm willing to bear our fault. "
Zhou Lianhai looked at Wu Xiu for a while and sneered, "Hehe, you want to lie to me with such a bad acting? I also come from your age. Don't think I don't know what you think.
You think I often educate Liu Mang, so I deliberately took the so-called brother's matter to myself, and it seems that I have a lot of affection and righteousness. Humph, I'm not as good as you want. "
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Lianhai suddenly changed his expression and slapped Liu Meng's head with a slap.
"Damn, why are you hitting me?" Liu Mang couldn't help but angrily asked. He obviously didn't expect Zhou Lianhai to do it on himself.