Of course, Wu Xiu knew that it was not the time to be surprised. He took out two hundred yuan from the wallet and returned the wallet to Ni Nan. Then he walked to the doctor and secretly stuffed money into the doctor’s clothes, and whispered: "The doctor , We are really unwell, can you give us a sick leave form?"
"What are you doing?" The doctor said righteously: "I am a doctor and I have principles. I can't accept this."
"Yes, I know. But we are really uncomfortable. We are all students. Traveling here from the village to school over the mountains and ridges is only 500 yuan a month for living expenses, so you can't afford to pay for medical treatment. Help us!" After speaking, Wu Xiu stuffed the two hundred yuan in the doctor's pocket.
The doctor looked at Wu Xiu and said in surprise: "You said he is a student, but I can still believe that you are really a student?"
"—"
Wu Xiu looked at the doctor depressedly, then took out his student ID, and said word by word: "It's like a fake replacement."
The doctor still looked disbelief. He carefully looked at Wu Xiu’s student ID and himself, and muttered, “I don’t feel that you are a student at all. If it weren’t for the ID, I really doubt you did it. False certificate."
"—"
The doctor smiled and touched the money Wu Xiu had just stuffed him in his pocket, and then suddenly said with a kind expression: "Okay, don't embarrass you. As the parents of doctors, it is not easy for you college students, I just Let’s see for you"...
Walking out of the hospital, Ni Nan said with a look of admiration: "Brother Xiu, tell the truth, I admire you so much, I can actually get the sick leave form for us, and it's still one month, just before the end of the military training."
"It just cost you money."
"Well! Money doesn't matter to me at all, so don't be so inconsistent in the future."
"Well, it's up to me, and I often treat money as dung." Wu Xiu looked righteous, and then he seemed to suddenly remember something, curiously said: "By the way, the doctor just gave you the pulse and said that you are weak. Life should be temperate, don’t you have no girlfriend?"
"Uh-I don't have a real girlfriend, but I have five girlfriends."
"What do you mean?"
Seeing Wu Xiu's puzzled expression, Ni Nan stretched out his right hand with some embarrassment and explained: "Brother Xiu, do you want to get to know them?"
"—"
It was another day that the military training began. When Wu Xiu and the others got up, they realized that because of too much exercise yesterday, their waists and legs were sore and uncomfortable. Fortunately, Wu Xiu and Ni Nan were about to be liberated.
Assembled and stood in line, starting to roll the call, Wu Xiu and Ni Nan came late on purpose.
The instructor stood at the front of the team, staring at the crowd with a grim look.
Wu Xiu and Ni Nan both held their stomachs with weak expressions on their faces.
"Instructor, I'm asking for leave." Wu Xiu said weakly.
The instructor frowned and asked: "What's the matter?"
"sick."
"Sick leave form?"
Wu Xiu took out the sick leave slip from his pocket. The instructor took it and took a look, nodded, and said, "Okay, I will transfer the sick leave slip to your school. Go back and have a good rest."
"I know the instructor, if I recover physically, I will definitely continue to come back for training."
It's not like in some film and television works, how the instructors embarrass people, everything goes well.
Ni Nan was originally physically weak. He didn't even have to pretend to be sick. He directly handed the sick leave slip to the instructor. Then, in the eyes of everyone's envy, the two left the training field.
As soon as he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Ni Nan kicked the dormitory door open and said happily: "Yeah! It's damn good, you don't need to participate in military training."
Wu Xiu smiled and lay directly on his bed.
"No, the weather is so good, and it's not easy to get out of military training, why are you still sleeping?"
"I was so tired yesterday, and I'm still sleepy now! I have to go back to sleep to make up for it." Wu Xiu stretched his waist as he said.
"Why should I sleep in the daytime, or should I borrow your computer to play with?"
Ni Nan was the first in 202 and the only person with a computer so far.
"Forget it, I don't like that kind of high-tech. Besides, I'm really sleepy."
"That's OK, you have a good rest, I'm playing on the computer."
Seeing Ni Nan take out the computer from his cabinet, Wu Xiu fell asleep.
Not knowing how long he slept, Wu Xiu was awakened by the chaotic ridicule of the dormitory. He looked up in a daze. Qi Wenhua and Zheng Peng had already returned, and the constant laughter came from the two. I saw the two of them pointing at Ni Nan while clutching their stomachs and laughing. Ni Nan's face was flushed at this time, and he was cleaning the floor with his head down.
Wu Xiu took a closer look and found that there was a lot of toilet paper on the ground.
"what's happenin?"
Qi Wenhua and Zheng Peng seemed to have discovered Wu Xiu only then, Qi Wenhua said in surprise: "I'm going, where are you, Brother Xiu?"
"What's the situation?" Wu Xiu asked in confusion.
"No, you don't care about the king in the dormitory. Wang is too ruthless. He actually released himself in the dormitory, and it was called devotion. He didn't notice when we came back."
"—"
Only then did Wu Xiu react. At this moment, Ni Nan had already cleaned the ground.
Ni Nan glanced at Qi Wenhua and Zheng Peng, his face flushed and said, "Damn, this king carelessly forgot to lock the door this time."
Seeing Qi Wenhua and Zheng Peng still smiling, Ni Nan also smiled slightly. While operating the computer, he said: "Okay, you can just laugh!"
Watching Ni Nan's operation, Wu Xiu discovered that Ni Nan's computer E disk looked at it, but there was nothing in it, but it actually took up 32 g of memory.
Then Wu Xiu discovered that there was a hidden folder in Ni Nan's E drive, which read "A Complete Language Knowledge of Various Countries". After opening, there are several files classified into Japanese, American English, British English, French and so on.
Ni Nan seemed to be deliberately showing off. He opened various folders casually and flaunted: "I see it, I have knowledge of all countries, so you don't need to be too surprised by what you see today. Especially if you get to know my idol Teacher Cang and Teacher Ozawa, you will find how short-sighted you are."
"—Wang, you are really a talent!"
All three Wu Xiu gave a thumbs up to Ni Nan.
Not long after Zheng Peng and Qi Wenhua stayed in the dormitory, they went to participate in the afternoon military training again.
Wu Xiu slept all morning and couldn't sleep anymore in the afternoon. Having nothing to do, he planned to go to the meeting net.
Seeing that Ni Nan was still intoxicated in his "study materials", Wu Xiu shook his head and went directly to the Internet cafe.
Wu Xiu doesn't like playing games, so he goes online to see if there are any new movies on the Internet recently. After watching the two movies, it was getting dark, so he returned to the dormitory.