"puff-"
"Wow-"
The former is Wu Xiu can't help but want to laugh, the latter is Feng Fei can't help but want to vomit.
Wu Xiu was stunned. He looked at Feng Fei in surprise, "What's wrong with you? Could it be that you slept with him?"
"—"
When they heard it, both had a disgusting expression, and then they shook their heads.
"Brother Xiu, what do you want? I sleep with him? What vision do I have! Besides, my sexual orientation is normal, okay?" Feng Fei quickly explained: "He wanted to say that his master took him to the club during the winter vacation. Play, he fucked.
Damn, this kid started sending text messages and calling me to tell me about it from the time he was at home during the winter vacation. The school is still talking, now it's starting again. I'm really convinced, do you think he is so promising? "
"Yeah! Some people are promising and have been with girlfriends for a semester, but they only hold their hands. Until now, they have to rely on a few movie stars in the island country to resolve loneliness." Hao Yunlai said in a strange way.
"you-"
Feng Fei knew he could not tell Hao Yunlai, he gritted his teeth and stared. Of course he stared, but from outsiders' eyes, his upper and lower eyelids squirmed. Then Feng Fei bent his legs and flew directly towards Hao Yun's direction.
Perhaps Hao Yunlai hadn't fought during a holiday, and his reaction was slow for a while, and he was directly knocked down by Feng Fei.
In an instant, two people on the road were crying and howling.
Wu Xiu watched as many pedestrians stopped, and many others pointed at the two people behind him. Wu Xiu's face was calm, as if he didn't know the two people behind him at all, or that he was already used to it.
Zheng Peng's house, living room.
When Wu Xiu saw the large LCD TV in front of him, he was surprised.
"I'm going, it's so cruel. With such a big TV, Brother Peng is very aggressive!"
"That must be! And it is said that it also has a newly developed 3D function." As Hao Yunlai and Feng Fei both acted in unison, they took out a pair of 3D glasses and put on them, and said: "Peng said that his old man has not been at home. After coming back for a few days this Chinese New Year, I added some furniture to the home. There was originally a mahjong machine, but I borrowed it and I will get it back in a few days."
"Brother Fei, can you hurry up, the flowers I'm waiting for are all gone." Hao Yunlai urged Feng Fei, who turned his head and glanced at Feng Fei who had just ran into the room.
Wu Xiu looked at the two with some doubts, and soon Feng Fei was seen running out of his room, holding a box in his hand, and said mysteriously: "What reminds me? It’s easy to get it. This kind of 3D movie is hard to find."
Watching two people wearing glasses and preparing to enjoy their favorite action blockbuster, Wu Xiu was instantly depressed.
"Hello everyone, brother is back, and I have brought you a few new guests."
Just after Feng Feigang put the disc in, the door of the room was pushed open, and several familiar figures appeared at the door instantly.
Seeing Zheng Peng and Jiang Tian at the door, Wu Xiuxian was about to scold them, but they flashed to both sides in a unified manner. When he saw the few people behind the two, Wu Xiu was stunned for an instant.
With a doting expression on his face, Zheng Peng pointed to one of the girls and smiled: "I will tell you a formal introduction. This is your sister-in-law, which is my wife Zhang Xuan. This is Zhang Lan, and this one. Brother Xiu, let's introduce it!"
"Miss Luo, why are you here?"
Luo Shiyu smiled and said: "Why? Not welcome!"
Seeing Wu Xiu's look of surprise and confusion, Zheng Peng explained.
Only then did Wu Xiu know that Zheng Peng's girlfriends Zhang Xuan and Zhang Lan were in the same village, and they had a good relationship. After Luo Shiyu came to school today, she originally wanted to go out with Zhang Lan for a stroll. Later, Zhang Lan was dragged by Zhang Lan and told her that she would follow her good friend's new boyfriend.
Luo Shiyu was also surprised when he saw Zheng Peng and Jiang Tian. Although she and the two are not very familiar, Wu Xiu and the others are often together, so she naturally knows each other.
Later, Zheng Peng invited the three girls to come home as guests, and wanted them to know a few other brothers by the way. And he also wanted to give Wu Xiu a surprise, so he came back quietly.
In fact, Luo Shiyu didn't want to come, but thinking that Wu Xiu was there, she would be a little happy if she didn't know why. It just so happened that Zhang Xuan and Zhang Lan were coming, so she half pushed and half followed.
"How could this be? Miss Luo, welcome."
With the 45-degree smile he thought was the most handsome and charming on Wu Xiu's face, he bent over and stretched out his hand gentlemanly, making an inviting gesture.
"Huh? What's that?" Zhang Lan suddenly pointed in front of him, wondering.
Wu Xiu and the others looked in the direction of Zhang Lan's fingers and saw rows of non-Chinese on the large LCD display. Wu Xiu looked at it and seemed to only recognize the number "18".
The elder brothers are often stunned by Feng Feier, and they naturally understand what it is.
Wu Xiu hurriedly winked at Feng Fei. After Feng Fei and Hao Yunlai put the disc in just now, they saw Zheng Peng and Jiang Tian with three beauties, and they forgot that the TV was still on, so naturally they forgot this too.
At this moment, I saw Feng Fei picking up the remote control and wanted to turn off the TV. But when he was in a hurry, he didn't know how to put his hand, and actually pressed the fast forward button.
Instantly on the big screen, the lively love action movie starring two people kept flashing.
That is to say, Wu Xiu reacted quickly. After he gave Feng Fei a wink, he was afraid that Feng Fei would have some moths, so he quickly pulled Luo Shiyu's arm and fled the room with Luo Shiyu with a confused look.
And just when the two of them ran downstairs, they heard Zhang Lan yelling: "Ah! Look at Xuan'er, dirty..." and Zheng Peng's anxious incoherent explanation: "No... Daughter-in-law, listen to me. … It that... this... ”
"What happened upstairs?"
Seeing Luo Shiyu's puzzled expression, Wu Xiu pretended to be unaware. He shook his head and said, "I don't know, maybe Fei Ge rented some horror movies and scared them."
"It shouldn't be!" Luo Shiyu didn't believe it, and said, "Sister Lan and the others like watching horror movies."
"Then... I don't know." Wu Xiu didn't want to dwell on this topic too much, so he said: "Hey! By the way, the first time you came here, I will take you around and get familiar with the environment"...
Wu Xiu and Luo Shiyu didn't go back until dinner.
After everyone had a meal together, Luo Shiyu and the others went back to school.
"Brother Xiaolai, Brother Fei, you can do it!"
As soon as the three girls left, Zheng Peng seemed to have changed individuals. He gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and walked toward the two men aggressively.
"Brother Peng, it's none of my business. The remote control was in the hands of the squinted pilot." Hao Yunlai explained as he stepped back.
Feng Fei was obviously not happy anymore. He glared at Hao Yunlai, and said in a bad mood: "Come on, bitch, did you turn on the TV?"
"Did you put that disc?"
"Then do you want to watch it in the future?"
"Of course I do!"
"Then what shall we do?"
Looking at Zheng Peng who was staring at him, Feng Fei and Hao Yunlai looked at each other and said in unison: "Run!"
So the two ran away from both sides, Zheng Peng was stunned, apparently he didn't expect the two of them to have this trick.
When Zheng Peng reacted, the two of them ran back to the room and locked the door. I left Zheng Peng in place, with an angry expression and yelling...