Yu Wu

Chapter 43: You chase after me, if you chase after me

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Li Wei's arrangement for Gu Mang for the first few days was - no arrangement.

Mo Xi was very dissatisfied with this, and said with a dark face: "Why did I bring him back to the mansion? I didn't ask him to come to my Xihe mansion to rest, you do things for him, just today."

Li Wei hurriedly said, "Not today."

"Why not? You took him a bribe?"

"How can you?" Li Wei said, "Besides, Gu Mang doesn't know what the word bribe means."

Seeing Xi Hejun's cold and handsome face that looked like ice bricks that had been frozen all winter, Li Wei explained helplessly, "My lord, although Gu Mang learned some rules in Luomei Bieyuan, in his heart After all, it is still mostly animalistic. He lost the fight with you before, and he was wary of you, but now he has changed to a new place, and he is uneasy for sure."

"Are you talking about a human or a cat?"

Mo Xi was obviously angry, but Li Wei went to flatter him. He clapped his hands and said, "Hey, Lord Yingming, you're right! Now, you have to treat him like a cat. ."

"..." Is there anyone better than Li Wei who is more flattering

But being held in the hands of nonsense gave Mo Xi no reason to continue to scold him, so Mo Xi could only stare at him and let him speak.

Li Wei said: "Lord, what do you think, the cat is afraid of life if you bring it back. You have to be well-bred before you will be willing to go out for a walk, catch mice and so on. Gu Mang is the same now, you see he is new here, and he doesn't know anyone. , I don't know where he hid for a long time, I found him for an hour yesterday, guess where he hid himself?"

Mo Xi said coldly, "I'm not interested in knowing where he hides himself."

"Oh, in short, I finally found him, but before I could speak, he stabbed and ran away."

Mo Xi was silent for a while, then asked with a stern face, "Where did he hide himself?"

"… "

The servants standing around couldn't listen anymore. They began to admire Li Wei's eyes twitching, and then said calmly, "In the rice jar in the granary."

After a while, he added: "After he hid in, he covered the wooden cover himself."

Mo Xi raised his forehead with his hand and seemed to have a headache.

Li Wei said: "So, my lord, even if the subordinate wants to have a few words with him and arrange some things for him, he will not be able to find anyone. Even if he finds someone, he will see the subordinate. Just run away."

Mo Xi: "..." It's true that he said that, but he was very unhappy about what was going on.

"My subordinate thinks, don't worry about him for a few days, don't scare him, and when he appears in the yard to bask in the sun, I'll go to work for him."

Mo Xi thought about it for a while, and it's okay, that's the only way it can be.

So he said unhappily: "Give him the heaviest job."

"Definitely, definitely."

Mo Xi felt that Li Wei was a bit of a dog-legged person, but what he said often had some truth to it - now Gu Mang's animal nature is too obvious, and his various behaviors are similar to those of a Animals of Xihe House.

He had been paying attention to it for the past few days, and sure enough, as Li Wei said, Gu Mang would find a dark and claustrophobic corner to hide during the day, revealing a pair of dark eyes that shone vigilantly at everyone passing by.

Mo Xi found out that Gu Mang had two favorite hiding places, one was the rice jar in the granary. Once, he couldn't hold back, and with a sullen face, he moved away the corner of the wooden lid of the rice jar, and sure enough, he saw two dim lights staring at him. Mo Xi and the two dim lights stared at each other for a while, and they were embarrassed to look at each other without a word, so they pulled the wooden cover back again.

But Gu Mang obviously thought that the "mi jar" was no longer a comprehensive nest, so before Mo Xi had taken two steps, he heard the sound of "luck" moving the lid again from behind him. When he turned around, he saw Gu Mang's A self-proclaimed silent way crawled out of it.

As a result, before it landed, Gu Mang clung to the side of the tank and turned his head to meet Mo Xi's gaze.

Gu Mang: "…"

Mo Xi: "..."

After a moment of silence, Gu Mang suddenly got back into the tank and pulled the wooden lid back on. Mo Xi deliberately folded back and tried it out of curiosity, but this time the lid seemed to be stuck and could not be opened.

It seemed that Gu Mang was hiding inside and holding the wooden cover, secretly competing with himself outside.

Mo Xi was angry and funny, knocked on the lid twice, and asked, "Why, the beasts of the altar are no longer used, and you want to be the beasts of rice jars instead?"

Gu Mang made a sound from inside, pretending that he was not there, but the strength of the cover was not loosened at all.

Mo Xi said a few more words outside, but he didn't reply, and gradually became a little sullen. In the end, he flicked his sleeves, too lazy to talk nonsense with Gu Mang, and said, "It's just sick." He turned around and left.

Going to the granary the next day, Gu Mang had already abandoned the hiding spot of the rice jar.

Another "den" favored by Gu Mang was the wine cellar, which was his favorite place to hide during the day after the rice jar. But this time, Mo Xi didn't have any interest in seeing him again. Anyway, the wine cellar was so dark, all he could see was a pair of faintly glowing blue eyes, no fun.

On the other hand, in the middle of the night one day, he turned on the lamp to read, and heard a rustling noise outside. He opened a gap in the wooden window with his fingertips and saw Gu Mang walking around in the moonlight, his face was calm but his eyes were alert. , the blue eyes rolled, looking left and right in this unfamiliar place.

This was the case for the next few nights. Gu Mang would sometimes squat on the stone bench and stare at the moon, his expression was very light, and his eyes were always confused.

Sometimes, he stared at the fish in the lake in a daze, and from time to time he stretched out his hand and fiddled with it quickly.

But more often - which made Mo Xi speechless - Gu Mang came out for food.

Mo Xi didn't know how much Gu Mang was eating now, but from what he had seen several times with his own eyes, it was a bit exaggerated. For example, this evening, Gu Mang sneaked into the kitchen before a stick of incense, and he finally moved out after a stick of incense. Under the bright moonlight, this "thief" looks extraordinarily large.

He couldn't help but be huge, because he carried a bamboo basket full of steamed buns on his shoulders, a few strings of sausages around his neck, and a scallion and meat pancake in his mouth - Mo Xi did not It is suspected that he picked the largest cake in the basket, holding a pile of cooked corn cobs in his arms, and even a few corn cobs on his arms.

"... This is a bear." Mo Xi murmured while staring at the window in the study.

The altar bear rolled his eyes to confirm that there was no one around, so he tried his best to move to the cellar as fast as possible, but he moved too fast, and several of the corncobs in his arms rolled off.

Gu Mang was stunned, stopped, stood there for a while, then squatted down to pick up the corn on the cob. The cob on the ground was picked up, but when he raised his hand, the corn cob under his arm fell again.

Gu Mang was stunned again, he thought for a while, then put the corn cobs he had just picked up under his arms, and then calmly picked up the corn cobs on the ground.

Picked up on the ground, dropped again under his arm... He picked it up again, picked it up again, dropped it again, picked it up again, picked it up again, dropped it again...

"… "

If Gu Mang was pretending, Mo Xi felt that he didn't need to work hard to become a general, and he could go to Liyuan to sing opera.

Over there, Gu Mang stood in the yard, completely bewildered. He was stunned for a while, before he stretched out his hand tremblingly, and carefully tried to pick up the corn cobs that had fallen on the ground.

it is good! Pick it up!

The one under the arm fell off again.

Gu Mang really didn't know why, so he scratched his head in confusion.

It didn't matter if he scratched, the corn cobs in his arms rolled out several times.

Mo Xi: "..."

Probably because he really couldn't bear to see such a stupid picture, or maybe he felt that Gu Mang was pretending to be too seamless, or maybe it was because he faintly felt that Gu Mang was really stupid and didn't lie at all. Mo Xi's chest jumped up, forcing him to open the window and yelling, "You stupid! Are you a pig? You wouldn't put some corn into the basket behind you!"

The sleeping servants and servants in the surrounding houses were awakened, and they opened the windows with their sleepy eyes open, and some people shouted, "What happened, what happened?"

The result was this scene.

All of a sudden there was silence.

Mo Xi's anger was boundless: "I can't even pick up a piece of corn, I'm annoying just looking at you!"

"..." Gu Mang even dropped the meat pie in his mouth. He turned around and looked at him with wide eyes. Seeing that Mo Xi had a bad face and a ferocious spirit, he actually, actually—

With a cold face, he picked up a corn cobs and smashed it straight at Mo Xi who was scolding people with the window open!

Mo Xi said angrily, "You still dare to do something with me?!"

As soon as Gu Mang missed the hit, he turned his head and ran with the "dirt" on his back. As a result, he almost stumbled and stumbled because he ran too fast, but at this moment, he suddenly showed his kung fu foundation and grabbed it. Before hitting the ground with one hand, he quickly stood up with one hand and quickly dived into the cellar. The whole series of movements was completed in one go, which was extremely neat.

Under the moonlight, a golden corn cobs fell on the ground.

The servants: "..."

Mo Xi: "..."

Li Wei reacted the fastest, and immediately slammed down the window, turning off the lights in his room with lightning speed, pretending not to see anything.

Others were not so lucky, and they all received a severe reprimand from Mo Shuai:

"What are you looking at! Don't sleep?!?"

The bad anger of being smashed on the cob in public didn't go away so easily. Mo quelled his anger for one night, and the next day, he threw a fireball and burned ten baskets of corn on the cob, before barely suppressing his anger.

But he was still a little unhappy in his heart. When he was standing by the pond and feeding the fish, he gritted his teeth with Li Wei and said, "Why does he still have the face to hit me?"

Li Wei sighed and sighed in his heart, Xi and Jun are good at everything, but they are too awkward and have a big temper.

So while cutting the fruit for Mo, he recited bluntly: "Oh, Lord, don't be angry, no one will replace you when you get mad, but it's just a corn cobs, if you get mad, who will be happy? Now, there is a cycle of cause and effect in the world, today he smashes you, tomorrow you smash him, just endure this period of time, come and come, Lord eat pears."

Mo Xi thought about it, and it seemed that there was really no other way, so he took the pear with a frosty face and remained silent.

Just like raising some animals, as time went on, Gu Mang's vigilance towards the people of Xihe Mansion gradually became less intense than at the beginning. Occasionally he would come out during the day to find a corner to observe the grass and trees carefully without saying a word, and when there was no one in the yard, he would also sit by the pool and bask in the sun quietly for a while.

One afternoon, the sun was fine, and Mo Xi was meditating under the tree, but there was probably a squirrel on that tree that was storing grain for the winter.

Mo Xi didn't care at first, and was just annoying, but then suddenly there was a loud thud, and a fruit core hit Mo Xi's head rightly.

"… "

I have never seen such a daring rat! Mo Xi suddenly opened his eyes and raised his head in anger—

High on the tree trunk, in the shadow of the whirling leaves, Gu Mang sat holding the tree trunk, busy stuffing berries into his pockets, while scooping one out and stuffing it into his mouth.

He was a little hairy, and when he grabbed it, it was a handful. Sometimes the berries leaked directly from his fingers, and the coral beads fell to the ground. This may have been the way to hit Mo Xi's forehead.

Mo Xi was speechless for a while, but also angry, speechless and angry, he simply raised his long legs and kicked the tree trunk.

With a loud "bang", a lot of fruit fell, and Mo Xi stood in the fruit rain and said angrily, "Gu Mang!" Gu Mang was so happy to pick the fruit, only then did he notice someone under the tree, he immediately lowered his head, his eyes Face off with Mo Xi.

The two stared at each other for a long time, Gu Mang was silent, suddenly his cheeks moved, and there was a small bag on his bulging cheeks - it seemed that there was more than one berry in his mouth.

Mo Xi said coldly, "Come down for me!"

Gu Mang moved his cheeks again, and suddenly hung his small cloth pocket for berries around his neck, and then used both hands and feet to climb a little higher and denser branches, carefully hiding himself.

Mo Xi was almost stunned: "Okay. You're fine. Aren't you afraid of falling to your death?"

In response to him, Gu Mang smashed a berry pit with a thud.

Mo Xi: "..."

He rubbed his back molars like this and endured it for a long time. When the weather was very cold, Mo Xi got out of bed one morning and saw that Li Wei was already waiting outside. He saw Mo Xi pushed the door open and walked towards him. After a salute, he said, "My lord."

Mo Xi glanced at him. Today is Chonghuaxiu Chaori, and Li Wei will not wait for him outside the door for no reason, so he asked lightly, "Is there something wrong with the Military Aircraft Administration?"

Li Wei smiled and said: "No, there is another very good news to report to you."