Seems a little proud.
"This Miye Poison Island is one of the strange places discovered by zombies in history. You have seen the benefits. It has beautiful scenery and pleasant environment, right. But there are too many poisons here and it is not suitable for human habitation. Even zombies are No, it's very safe. So, this is my world, hahahaha..." The Taoist priest who was laughing up to the sky laughed for a while and then stopped in embarrassment.
How could this little guy not be tempted at all? ! Did I not speak carefully enough? There are no zombies here, not even those humans with ugly mouths. Why are you pretending to be silent?
The Taoist priest looked at Bai Xi expressionlessly, "Small, if you don't listen to my sweet words, then..."
Bai Xi said, "I just want to know why you, Catwoman, brought me here."
The Taoist priest looked so serious, as if he had saved the entire human race!
"I saved you." The Taoist priest said seriously.
"do you know?"
"That Catwoman is in estrus right now. She wants a man and is attracted to you, so... But I have to protect the boy! You are the next generation of flowers in the world!"
"Thank you." Bai Xi was a little surprised, in estrus? This... this reason, well, it's really powerful.
How about it? Be grateful to me and repay me! The Taoist thought.
"But can you please take me back? My..." At this point, Bai Xi was a little confused. Who does Fanfan belong to? family? friend
"Oh, dear little friend, why are you leaving? Catwoman is near Myer Poison Island. She will catch you again if you go out. This time she will definitely consume you quickly without stopping. Your energy will drain you to death!"
What this Taoist said does have some truth, but...
"Why did you save me? My death shouldn't have much to do with you, right?" Would a Taoist priest be kind enough to save someone? Bai Xi didn't quite believe it, not to mention that the Taoist priest looked like a bad guy (...), but the fact that there was no one in the temple behind him was enough to arouse a lot of suspicion! Could it be that he is also a monster that eats people? Wouldn't it mean that he had just stepped out of the dragon pool and entered the tiger's den!
"Because... Taoist priest, I..." The white-bearded Taoist priest was facing the mountains with an unfathomable look.
"Taoist, I... like Catwoman."
What? ! Taoist likes Catwoman
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What? Maybe this white-haired Taoist priest likes that alluring Catwoman
Did I hear something wrong? Bai Xi blinked. Aren’t Taoist priests supposed to be the ones who collect demons
"You say so many bad things about her and start a verbal fight every time we meet. Will you like her?"
"Why not! Huh, humans are some dirty species. I have seen a lot over the years. They will do anything for power and money. They are not even half as good as my Catwoman. Only a few of them are still passable. , I will never let you humans get your hands on my Catwoman!"
"How can you, a little brat like you who has barely grown hair, understand this?"
"Old Buddhist monk, forget, forget, forget. What can you not forget in life? In the end, dust will return to dust, and dust will return to dust."
The white-bearded Taoist priest opened his mouth, and Bai Xi was confused. Did the topic of this Taoist priest go away too fast
The white-bearded Taoist priest ignored Bai Xi's eyes and recalled it on the smoky mountain peak.
"I remember that when I was a monk, I was a fledgling kid just like you.
Monk, I was born here, Miyedu Island. Our clan has a magical name, the Immortal Clan. There were no zombies at that time, and everyone aimed to cultivate immortality.
But I, the monk, am a stupid young man with no talent for cultivating immortals..."
Bai Xi was a little stunned, cultivating immortality? I have never heard of this. Could it be that the monk... Bai Xi glanced at the Taoist priest.
A fairy
No, no, no, how could it be possible? Aren’t all immortals supposed to be Taoist and celestial beings, at least pretty and unrestrained? This Taoist priest doesn't look like him. Talking nonsense, claiming to be a monk even though he is not bald, claiming to be a monk even though he is not wearing a cassock? This thinking is too out-of-the-box. You can believe it more if you say it's a mental problem, right
"But there is still spring for young people. At that time, Xiao Fei'er was also a little fairy who had not come down from the mountain and had no contact with humans.
Xiao Fei'er has fascinated the young and old men in our clan ranging from 89 to 9 years old, and I, the monk, am no exception.
But how can a boy who has no talent for cultivating immortals win the favor of a fairy
I sighed, and day after day I did the basic breathing and breathing exercises for cultivating immortals, and floated to the ground.
What a shame! I just can’t cultivate immortality! Why Mao! ! "
Speaking of this, the white-bearded Taoist priest was a little angry.
"Everyone of those, crooked melons, cracked dates, and jujubes can practice cultivation. Why can't my handsome and handsome Gouwa, Yushu Linfeng, do it?!"
Uh... um... did you expose something? Bai Xi's eyes flashed with smile.
The white-bearded Taoist priest also came to his senses. He was embarrassed at first, and then spoke righteously.
"Gouwa is Pindao's nickname. Pindao changed his name to Yu Fengzi after practicing. Huh, don't you envy me? Hahaha, Pindao's name is something that others can think of!"
Hey, hey... Yu Fengzi, Yu Crazy, don't you think of other places for your feelings? Bai Xi's face was covered with black lines.
"Why are you talking to me so much! I want to go back!" Bai Xi waved his fist in an attempt to threaten the Taoist priest, but the Taoist priest did not make Bai Xi feel dangerous. Bai Xi didn't want to do anything to him, but had an inexplicable liking for the Taoist priest. Could it be because of the loneliness revealed in the Taoist priest's calm demeanor
"Children are so disobedient." Yu Fengzi walked up to Bai Xi and tapped Bai Xi twice.
"I... why can't I move?! Crazy Jade! What did you do?!" Bai Xi was shocked, unable to move as if his whole body was frozen.
"Quiet."
"Do the children of today really have no memory of their ancestors from thousands of years ago..." Yu Fengzi seemed a little disappointed.
"This mountain, this temple, was my home as a Taoist priest in the past. The ancestors who sit here and the mountain are full of brothers and sisters.
I am a Taoist priest who cannot cultivate immortality, but I hate it. If I can't even protect my beloved woman, then what's the use of me
Taoist priest: I have been a monk, I have worn cassocks, and I have seen the ugliness of the human heart.
Huh, trash? A waste that cannot cultivate immortality? Yes, I am a waste. When the heaven and earth changed, I failed to fly to the sky and attain enlightenment, which is what you supernatural beings call the end of the world. Everyone left, and I was the only one left in this bustling temple.
Even the woman he loves can't be protected..." Yu Fengzi seemed to be recalling the most painful time, with light and dark eyes intertwined, struggling and regret flashing.
"Mayfair was scratched by a cat when she ascended... It was the cat she raised, and it mutated when the world changed... She was originally the most outstanding woman, but in order to protect the remaining junior brothers and sisters, she chose to be the last one to leave. .That's what I witnessed with my own eyes.
I was in this temple at that time! Mayfair... right there! "Yu Fengzi's trembling fingers pointed to the waterfall separated by several mountain peaks.
“That’s where their sect usually practices, and many people will look at the waterfall across the mountain.
But that day, the mountains were quiet and deserted. I was the only one holding my breath and hiding in the temple. I didn't want others to discover that I couldn't ascend. Seeing that Faile was scratched by her cat when she was most afraid of being disturbed during her ascension. That evil beast mutated into intelligence, but it couldn't ascend on its own, so it actually wanted to harm its owner? !
I ran desperately to help Fei'er, but I couldn't cultivate immortality, which meant that I didn't have the ability to fly in the clouds. I could only float my body a certain distance, but I couldn't reach Fei'er...
When I arrived, Mayfair had already passed out because her ascension was interrupted and the fairy energy in her body changed. The cat was also exploded by the fairy energy automatically triggered in Mayfair's body at the moment it touched her. "
"Fei'er..." Tears flashed in Yu Fengzi's eyes.
"Is this God's jealousy of talents?! Why can a waste like me live well and practice cultivation after the changes in the world, but Mayfair has to become a catwoman? Endure the estrus period that comes every five years, In ordinary times, people are neither human nor beasts, hehehehe... Oh my God, how unfair you are... "
Bai Xi was silent and did not speak. Although there were many things he wanted to ask, he was smart enough not to ask at this time. Yu Fengzi was not talking to himself, but face to face with his former self.
"But I'm a little lucky? I'm glad that Feier is no longer that unattainable fairy? That she fell to the mortal world to sit on my level? I'm glad that I can protect her now? Or just glad that... everyone is gone, and I'm the only one with Fei'er stayed..." Yu Fengzi smiled self-deprecatingly. Although it was not her fault that Fei'er became like this, she was despicably happy about it
"Despicable me... Haha... Hahaha..." The Taoist priest looked up to the sky and laughed, as if he wanted to express all the frustrations in his heart.
"Hey, Yu Fengzi." Bai Xi said quietly.
"Isn't this the best ending? If Mayfair fails to ascend and you are not here, then she will be the only one left in this world."
Yu Fengzi was stunned.
Yeah. is that so? Mayfair, do you think so too...
"Fei'er doesn't seem to hate you, and you haven't forgotten her just because she has become what she is now. What have you been doing for so many years? Why haven't you pursued such a good opportunity? Do you want her to Can you only find other men to have sex with when you are in estrus? Are you an idiot?!" Bai Xi accused her head-to-head.
"I..." Yu Fengzi also started thinking, yes... yes, yes! What have I been doing all these years? Things have already happened. Instead of being sad about the past, it is better to make the future happy!