Abandoned Peasant Woman: Farming With a Cute Baby

Chapter 662: Why does Doudou pee standing up?

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After dinner, the family sat in the house to rest, Doudou was tired in Mu Lianfeng's arms.

"Dad, Mom, can Doudou ask you a question?" Doudou asked with her little face raised.

Mu Lianfeng smiled fondly, "Of course, you can ask Doudou whatever you want."

"Dad, Doudou thinks something is strange."

"What's weird?"

"Daddy, why do you pee standing up while mother and I both pee squatting down?"

After Doudou asked this question, she put on a cute expression.

Zhao Yun'er and Mu Lianfeng looked at each other, somewhat dumbfounded.

"This..." Mu Lianfeng didn't know how to explain it, so he thought for a while and said, "Actually, Doudou can also pee standing up. You are still young, so you only squat down. If you don't believe me, try standing up."

Doudou listened to Mu Lianfeng's words, stood up and started to pee. As expected, she was able to pee without getting her clothes wet.

"Dad, it's really okay!"

"Of course!" Mu Lianfeng patted Doudou's head lovingly.

"Dad, can mom do this? Mom, you should pee standing up, it's much more comfortable than squatting!"

The corner of Zhao Yun'er's mouth twitched, and she became even more confused about whether to laugh or cry. "Doudou, you can be a mother but you can't!"

"Why? Mom, Doudou was squatting and peeing like you before."

"Because Doudou is a boy and my mother is a girl, women can only pee while squatting."

"Really?"

"Um!"

"Fortunately, Doudou is a boy. It's so cool to pee standing like this!" Doudou looked very excited.

Zhao Yuner smiled helplessly.

I guess Doudou was just on a whim, right

Faced with Doudou's strange question, Zhao Yun'er didn't find it strange because she had studied it and was curious about it when she was a child.

At that time, she even saw a boy standing peeing, and she followed suit. As a result, she peed all over her pants, and was chased and beaten by her grandmother, who cursed her and called her a stupid girl.

It's still fun to think about that now.

She suddenly burst into laughter, causing Mu Lianfeng and Doudou to look towards her.

"Yun'er, what are you laughing at?"

"I still think it's better to be a man. It's convenient for a man to do anything. It would be great if I were a man."

Mu Lianfeng said sadly, "Yun'er, if you were a man, what should I do?"

Will there still be a woman that makes his heart beat

"Well... it doesn't matter even if I am a man, we are still together. As long as two people love each other, regardless of gender, age or other things."

Mo Lianfeng was frightened by Zhao Yun'er's words, "Yun'er, I don't have a habit of cutting off my sleeves!"

"Haha, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously."

"Yun'er, I hope you will remain a woman in all my lifetimes, so that I will find you and be with you in all my lifetimes."

Zhao Yun'er suddenly became unhappy, "That won't work. Wouldn't it be too pitiful to be a woman for the rest of your life... Should I be a man instead? I'll let you have sex under my knees later."

After Zhao Yun'er finished speaking, she covered her mouth again, wishing she could slap herself a few times for speaking too openly.

Some dare not look into Mu Lianfeng's eyes.

An ambiguous smile appeared on Mu Lianfeng's lips, "Okay, then in the next life, I will be a woman and you will be a man. But in this life... Yun'er, when can you have sex at my knees?"

Mu Lianfeng leaned towards Zhao Yun'er, and the temperature in the air rose several degrees in an instant.