Sun Mo was obsessed with the game of chicken for a while. The fun of returning home from get off work every day was to turn on the computer, play a game, survive to the finals, and then kill his opponent with one shot.
By the way, cranes are considered birds, right
Farewell, my 98K!
Farewell, my seventeen rounds in two seconds!
Farewell, my chicken!
Sun Mo had distracting thoughts in his mind, but his hand exploded with brute force and threw the wooden knife.
call!
With the sound of breaking the wind, the wooden knife accurately shot at the crane standing on the papaya girl showing off its power.
To be honest, the practitioner's eyes, reflexes, and explosive power are all first-rate. Throwing objects with bare hands will definitely hit the target with one hit.
Only this time, just when the wooden knife was about to hit the crane's head, the crane, whose face was red and smelling of alcohol, actually stretched out its right wing.
Snapped!
The wings covered with pure white feathers actually grabbed the wooden knife that was flying quickly, and then it danced like a sword.
quack!
The crane made a strange cry with an unpleasant voice, then jumped down from Lu Zhiruo's body, and rushed towards Sun Mo with a flying swoop.
“…”
Sun Mo was stunned.
It felt like when he used a stick to beat the mad dog that was chasing and biting the little girl, which made Sun Mo feel ridiculous.
"Who is a human being? Aren't you afraid of me?"
As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, the crane was already close, and the black sandalwood knife was drawn out with a sound of breaking the wind.
If this hits, it will definitely make a big splash.
Sun Mo retreated.
Then the crane attacked, and the wooden sword even flew up and down, launching a wave of extremely fierce attacks, very aggressive.
“…”
Am I fucking dreaming
Sun Mo never thought that one day he would be bullied by a crane.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
The wooden knife had an afterimage, and it never left Sun Mo's head.
Ga!
The crane shouted and burped, and a strong smell of alcohol spurted out, giving Sun Mo a headache.
"Teacher, don't hurt it!"
The papaya girl begged the crane for mercy.
Ga
Hearing this, the crane became angry. I actually want this human being to show mercy? How blind are you? Believe it or not, I will blow his head off right now
As a result, Xianhe's offensive instantly increased to another level.
"What the hell is this broken bird?"
Sun Mo frowned and subconsciously activated the Divine Insight Technique, but a line of red letters popped up.
Unable to read target information.
“…”
Sun Mo was speechless. As expected, the skills given by the system were unreliable. He would still have to practice them by himself in the future.
Uh-huh!
The wooden knife carried strong wind and brushed against Sun Mo's nose.
This time, Sun Mo didn't dare to be careless anymore. The second and third levels of the Great Universe's Phaseless Divine Art were fully activated. Not only was the glazed golden body possessed, but the flow of time around him also slowed down, as if the slow-down button had been pressed. .
There was Papaya Girl standing next to her. It would be too embarrassing if she was hit by a broken bird.
Sun Mo stepped on the Wind King Divine Step and dodged two swords in a row. Then he suddenly dodged and got close to him, and then struck hard with the Bodhidharma Shaking Fist.
boom! boom! boom!
The heavy fist collided with the wooden sword, causing bursts of explosions.
Ga!
The crane screamed strangely, this human being is a bit powerful, but it doesn't matter. I drank wine today and am very good at fighting. I will show you my unique skills later.
But just when the crane retreated, ready to wait for Sun Mo's offensive to pause, and then attack again to kill him in one go, a big hand stretched out from behind like lightning without any warning.
Bah!
The big hand pinched the crane's neck, then raised it, and then poured it onto the ground with all its strength.
boom!
dusty.
Ga!
The crane became even more angry. How dare you throw me
Human, you are dead.
Then the clone of Qiankun Infinite kept beating the broken bird, as if it had turned into a pile driver.
boom! boom! boom!
Soon, a big hole appeared on the ground, and bird feathers were flying everywhere.
Ga!
The crane was a little confused.
"Zhiruo, are you okay?"
Sun Mo gave up the attack when he saw that the crane was motionless, hanging down like a dead dog.
"I'm fine, teacher, can you let it go?"
Lu Zhiruo pleaded: "It must have been unintentional when it attacked you."
"I don't care if it's intentional or not, I made soup from it today. Speaking of which, I haven't eaten cranes yet, so I don't know if the meat is good or not?"
Sun Mo was curious.
Ga!
Hearing this, the crane screamed and stretched out its wings again, trying to pat Sun Mo on the head.
"Brother Xian, can you say a few words less?"
Lu Zhiruo advised.
"What does it say?"
Sun Mo knew that although Papaya Girl didn't know the language of animals, she had no problem communicating with small animals.
"It... it..."
Lu Zhiruo was stunned.
"Say it!"
Sun Mo urged.
"Brother Xian said that he drank too little today, otherwise you would never be able to win against him."
After the papaya girl finished speaking, she looked at Xianhe with a look of shock on her face: "You haven't drunk enough? It's only been a day and a half, right? You've drank more than half of the wine cellar below."
Lu Zhiruo is not a stingy person, especially when it comes to small animals. Even if she only has one steamed bun, she will give them half of it.
But Brother Xian went too far. Those wines were all treasured by the old principal. If you drink like this, the teacher will definitely take the blame in the future.
Ga!
The crane still screamed weirdly and stretched out its wings, trying to hit the papaya girl.
"What did it say again?"
Sun Mo felt that there must be nothing good to say.
"It said that this immortal bird drank the fine wines of many immortal sects in all the Nine Provinces of Middle-earth. It was the honor of those mortal heads. What's wrong with eating a few jars of broken wine in your house?"
After Lu Zhiruo finished explaining, he asked curiously: "What is the Immortal Sect?"
"Do you believe this guy's boast about Bo Yi?"
Sun Mo rolled his eyes.
He has learned that in this world, because of the existence of spiritual energy, humans can cultivate to a powerful state of moving mountains and filling seas, but it is nonsense to say that they want to ascend and become immortals.
"Forget it, go boil some hot water, scald it and pluck it first. We'll eat it tonight, grill it, stir-fry it, and stew it in soup!"
Sun Mo was really angry.
Sun Mo had visited the wine cellar under the villa. Although he didn't recognize the wine in it, the old principal was a saint. If he could collect it, could it be garbage
And ended up getting half drunk by this broken bird
Even if you are really a fairy bird, I will stew you tonight and eat chicken!
"What are you doing standing around? Go boil some water?"
Sun Mo urged.
"Teacher, you can't eat it!"
Lu Zhiruo was anxious.
"Why?"
Sun Mo was puzzled.
"Because it is your psychic beast!"
Papaya Mother explained that if this were not the case, Lu Zhiruo would not allow Brother Xian to drink so much fine wine.
"What?"
Sun Mo was dumbfounded and couldn't help but look at the broken bird in his hand. Because of the violent throw, this guy no longer looked as handsome as before. Instead, the bird's feathers were messy and dust was everywhere.
Especially after drinking too much, his eyes are not even half bright, and he is clearly a drunken drunkard, who is disgusted by everyone and disgusted by dogs.
"This guy is my psychic beast?"
Sun Mo's brows furrowed tightly, enough to pinch a sea crab to death. How many children's lollipops did I steal in my previous life, before God did this to me