Bangzi Country.
capital.
In the past few days, foreign affairs spokesman Pei Renbiao has had trouble sleeping and eating.
Ever since he saw that Yike's official social account @ him, and that he was going to assassinate him aboveboard, when he saw this message, he seemed to have fallen into an abyss, and he was lying if he said he wasn't afraid.
Think about who the Stranger has previously assassinated and died.
It is only short of a list of the level of the president of a country.
Oh no!
If the king of the royal family counts, then the king of Abu Dhabi has already died!
And the whole family died.
It's not an assassination, it's true that an assassination can kill a person.
Can he not be afraid
Being targeted by such an organization, who the hell can sleep soundly every day
Ever since Weibo was informed that he was included in the death list of aliens, Pei Renbiao immediately left a message on Bangziguo's official diplomatic account: "I am not a Freemason, and your assassination of me does not conform to your rules!"
Seeing his message, social users scoffed one by one.
Hey, weren't you quite arrogant before? What are you doing now
Stranger: Sorry, someone paid $1 for your life. We have enough information to kill you. There are still 6 days before the end of the week.
Pei Renbiao smashed things in the office, and his diplomatic subordinates even stayed away from him. He was afraid that when a stranger assassinated this person, they would be implicated if they were too obstructive. Not coincidentally.
Although there are less than 6 days left in a week, but with the speed of strangers, who knows if they will already be staring at Pei Renbiao.
It took Pei Renbiao a day, he was afraid, he was afraid of this tormented waiting. Just when he was about to use his official account to admit his mistake and bow his head, the Ministry of National Defense came directly to his Ministry of Foreign Affairs. After submitting the documents, well-trained criminal police elites filed in in suits and ties and said, "Mr. Pei Renbiao, now you The account does not allow you to speak privately, since the words have been spoken, our big country will go to war with them, let them assassinate, we will let them come and go!"
Pei Renbiao sat on his chair and looked up at the ceiling, sneering: "Of course, your names are not on the list. How do you know what kind of mood this is? It's still five days away, and it's two days away from Seoul since they left Abu Dhabi. There is enough time, maybe they are already on their way to Seoul, no, I have to run!"
A criminal police chief of the Ministry of National Defense said sternly: "Please pay attention to your identity! You are our diplomat, what are you afraid of? If you want to run away, what will the whole world think of our Bangzi country? Your words and deeds They will all represent us, and the remarks you made before are enough for you to lose this black hat."
"Then can I quit? I just need to work, and I just responded to what the higher-ups told me to cooperate with the United States, but now you have also seen that I am being targeted by strangers. I am innocent, understand? "
The criminal police chief said in a deep voice: "We are here this time to be responsible for your safety. We have the ability to protect you. What are you afraid of! It's just a small non-governmental organization. You don't even pay attention to Huaguo next door. You are afraid that this gang will What does a small organization do?"
"Huaguo is a national dispute. No matter what I say, freedom of speech is different, but aliens are different. In their eyes, the shitty legal freedom of speech is too long. You all know what happened in the history of assassination by aliens. Man, a royal family just died three days ago, and I don't want to lose my life because of work." Pei Renbiao said, pulling off his tie and preparing to resign after work.
When he passed the chief of the police, this guy roared: "Do you think it's time for you to act emotionally? You are now representing the face of the country. You are going to quit. The whole world will laugh at us and we will only talk about BB , don't mess with me!"
He frightened Pei Renbiao.
Then the chief criminal police said with a pleasant face: "Trust us, we have faced all kinds of international killers and robbers, and we have experience how to deal with them. You are not only for yourself, but also for the country, please!"
As he spoke, all the police officers from the Ministry of National Defense bowed to Pei Renbiao.
Pei Renbiao took a deep breath, and the colonel continued: "Now even if you resign and beg for mercy, the style of the stranger will not change. Since it is a foregone conclusion, let's face them head-on. Since they have revealed their time and goals Come out, we still don't believe that we can't protect you well, if they fail this time, the evil will eventually prevail! We are the party of justice. Thinking about how much our security and international image in Seoul will improve? Looking at it another way, this is actually an opportunity! An opportunity to promote our country's prestige!"
Pei Renbiao sighed: "Why don't I know this? If I can survive this time, I will leave a stalwart image in the hearts of the people, and I can even stand invincible in the next presidential election. However, compared to this Everything, life is more important!"
The colonel continued to persuade him: "At present, we also want a copy of the list of suspects (information from Xu Cheng) handed over by the Wa Kingdom. We can probably guess that this stranger may be from the Hua Kingdom, so during this week, We put an end to the requests of Chinese nationals for inbound tourism, which fundamentally restricts some foreign tourists from landing in Seoul. Secondly, we have obtained information and resources sharing of global criminals with Interpol. As long as anyone in the world has criminal experience We can exclude him from entering the country, this time, the pro-American countries all over the world are watching us, and the whole world is helping us, but you want to give up?"
Pei Renbiao calmed down: "What does the Tourism Bureau say? Restricting Chinese people from coming, they are a big family, how much money will we lose?"
Colonel: "The Tourism Bureau must compromise and accept our arrangement. Temporarily suspend tourist visas for China for a week. Although it will cost a lot of money, this is the top priority compared to the country's face."
Pei Renbiao covered his eyes with his hands and rubbed his tired eyes: "I haven't slept for two days, this kind of suffering really broke me down."
"Trust us, you go to your house and get a good night's sleep."
At this moment, the diplomat's subordinate ran into the office: "Sir, it's bad, the official account of Yike has been updated, you can see for yourself."
Pei Renbiao turned around and shook the mouse. After the monitor turned on from standby, he clicked on the most popular headline on the social networking page.
stranger.
He clicked into the Stranger column.
I saw that the stranger updated a picture.
A selfie with a bird's-eye view of Seoul.
A few words were written on the content: I have arrived in Seoul, take a photo to prove that I have been here.
Pei Renbiao almost didn't come out of the excrement and urine, and his stunned eyeballs almost fell out.
The chief criminal police officer turned the monitor around to look at it, and the subordinate beside him exclaimed: "This bird's-eye view of Seoul, he should have taken a selfie on top of the landmark Seoul Tower."