Compared to the milk tea guy who fainted immediately after smoking weed, the matcha guy became less qualified after smoking high. He first rolled back and forth on the ground, and then started to complain while holding Zhao Yao's feet.
"Why doesn't it make sense?" Zhao Yao said: "Half of the super cats in the world like catnip, and catnip is irritating. Ordinary cats are irritated and it doesn't matter. They just run around at most. , or keep rolling. However, if the super cat is stimulated and activates its abilities randomly, it will be very dangerous. My briquette catnip does not have this danger. It is more comfortable and happy to smoke, but it is It is not so irritating and will not make super cats crazy. We ban ordinary catnip and sell briquette catnip. This is for national security."
Milk Tea looked at Zhao Yao curiously and bowed obediently: "Hello, Master Yao."
Matcha said happily on the side: "This is just ordinary catnip. If you like it, I will take you to smoke briquette catnip later. That is called enjoyment." After saying that, he took another deep breath, and then the whole cat He fell onto his back and rolled around on the ground.
Matcha immediately covered Milk Tea's mouth and pretended to be angry: "What about this person and that person? This is my boss, Brother Yao. You want to call him Master Yao."
Matcha said as she collected the one hundred yuan for milk tea: "This is called cash, the simplest form of money. I will save it for you first, and I will give it to you when you grow up."
Looking up, he saw orange shadows flashing, and cats kept crying out in pain. After seven or eight times in a row, he saw Matcha lying on the ground like mud, and fell asleep, surrounded by a circle. Angry super cat.
Although Milk Tea has been here for a few days and has been followed by Matcha, Zhao Yao's identity is still unclear.
However, Lao He still shook his head and said: "It is still difficult, especially if it will affect ordinary people. Even if it is really banned, are all ordinary people who have catnip at home arrested? How to define this?"
Matcha immediately rushed over like a dog with milk tea, looking at Zhao Yao and wagging her tail: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, what's going on?"
"Hit me, don't talk nonsense in front of Brother Yao." Matcha slapped Milk Tea on the back of the head and said to Zhao Yao with a smile: "This kid's brain is not very easy to use."
Matcha laughed when she saw the milk tea that kept choking, "Slow down, slow down, novices shouldn't inhale so much in one breath."
After finishing the voice message and seeing that Lao He didn't answer, Zhao Yao thought for a while and shouted: "Bioliang, pack me ordinary catnip." After getting the catnip, he found matcha: "Matcha, come here. "
"It doesn't matter what you have at home. You don't have to care about the people who buy it. We only care about the people who sell it." Zhao Yao said: "And my briquette catnip is the best in the entire network in terms of quality and price. I will fight against it." The person who sells has no influence on the person who buys.”
Zhao Yao smiled, took out ordinary catnip, put it in front of matcha and milk tea and said, "This is ordinary catnip on the market. You guys can try it. I want to compare it with briquette catnip."
"Well, you're so good." Zhao Yao smiled and touched Milk Tea's head, then took a hundred yuan card and gave it to him: "Let's play with it."
"Asshole, you just want to leave?"
After thinking about the survival skills that Matcha taught him, Milk Tea said with a dull expression: "Make money."
"Is he crazy again?"
"Ugh..."
Seeing the appearance of Zhao Yao and Matcha, Milk Tea asked curiously: "Brother Tea, what is the relationship between this person and you?"
Matcha rolled more than ten meters and suddenly laughed again: "I'm coming, I'm coming, don't worry."
He carefully took another sip of the milk tea, and immediately the whole cat felt dizzy, with a strange expression on his face: "It feels... so strange."
Zhao Yao on the other side looked at the video in his hand, edited it a little and sent it to Lao He: "Look, this is the danger of ordinary catnip. Once the super cat loses control, it will be too dangerous."
Milk Tea stared blankly at the hundred-dollar bill in front of her, wondering in her heart: "What is this? Why are you giving me this?"
"Matcha guy!"
Then he saw Matcha getting up from the ground with difficulty, taking a few staggering steps. The next moment, his body suddenly flashed, time-stop had been activated, and he appeared more than ten meters away. Then he staggered a few more steps, and his body returned. It disappeared in a flash.
"Money?" Milk Cha looked at the money handed over by Matcha with a puzzled look, and then began to ponder: "Why do you keep asking me to send money? Brother Cha must have a big grudge against money."
Zhao Yao said: "Old He, it's time to ban catnip. If you ban all catnip and only allow me to sell it, wouldn't it be a monopoly?"
"Zhao Yao, I am the first cat to follow you."
"Why should they?"
Then I saw Matcha sucking catnip with milk tea. Matcha took a sip and showed a satisfied smile. Then she took a sip of milk tea and choked loudly.
Milk Tea on the side showed a silly smile: "Mom." The next moment, he fell to the ground and fell asleep.
"I have been following you since I was a child."
Ares felt a weight on his back, and something furry came up and shook him. He turned around and saw the afterimage of Matcha disappearing, and was shocked: "What? This guy Matcha just gave me a chill." ?”
He said helplessly: "It doesn't make sense for you to do this. Even if we have more people and more money, what we do must be reasonable. Forbidding others from selling catnip doesn't make sense. It's too much resistance."
Lao He frowned and said: "It's fine in the physical store, but what about online? Do you want them to go to your online store to buy catnip? How much does catnip cost, and how much is the shipping cost? You only sell catnip. "If the price is too high, no one will buy it. If the price is too cheap and you get free shipping nationwide if you buy a bag of catnip, you won't be able to afford it. Many people buy some catnip when they buy toys or cat food."
Immediately, a series of cries of pain came from the cats in the distance.
A group of super cats immediately started to grab the orange cat and beat it up. After more than ten minutes, Matcha woke up and gasped: "Why does my whole body hurt so much?"
Matcha nodded, immediately opened the ordinary catnip and took a sip. Seeing the dumbfounded milk tea beside him, he said: "This is called catnip, but it's a good thing. Come and try it."
Lao He frowned slightly. Of course he knew that there was indeed a problem in this area. It was just like drinking. It didn't matter if ordinary people were drunk, but if a superpower became drunk and went crazy, the stronger the ability, the more trouble would be.
Yesterday, the news that Zhao Yao sent Yuanyuan to the cat prison spread throughout the cat country, and Matcha naturally knew about it, and now she became even more flattering to Zhao Yao.
Seeing Matcha looking like he was about to vomit, Zhao Yao immediately kicked him away.
"But look at how many coquettish bitches are doing better than me now."
Lao He felt bitter in his heart: "Why did I go around and go around again?"