"Ahem..."
He didn't know whether it was because he was worried about Yang An's arrival, or because he had been squeezed too hard by Xiao Wanqing during this period. Li Jiayu didn't say a few words to Octopus when he felt an inexplicable nauseating feeling in his chest, and his throat felt sweet. He retched slightly, and his face became strangely flushed.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" Dark Octopus asked hurriedly.
"It's okay, maybe it's because I haven't had enough rest these past few days, which has made my body unable to bear it..." Li Jiayu shook his head. During the day, he had to concentrate on his mental strength and temper his body for the dyeing red clouds. At night, he was ridden by Xiao Wanqing. Five or six times, even if his body is made of iron, he can't bear it. Unless he is a fierce man like Yang An, Chu Xiang, or Li Mo, anyone else will collapse.
"Ah, Master, why are you vomiting for no reason? Only women vomit when they are pregnant..." The dark octopus squirmed its tentacles up and down, and the light in its eyes became weirder and brighter, and even revealed a kind of ecstasy of surprise. Overwhelmed with joy, it flew to Li Jiayu's shoulder, got close to his ear, and screamed:
"The octopus knows... the master must be pregnant!"
"seek death!"
Li Jiayu's face turned dark, and she wanted to tear the dark octopus into pieces immediately. How could he, a majestic man, be pregnant
Even if they are pregnant, it should be Yan Zisu and Xiao Wanqing who are pregnant. Of course, it is also possible that the mother-in-law Yan Wanru...
"Master, are you still deceiving yourself and thinking that you are a man? Haha, you are too naive... Don't forget, you ate the fruit of pregnancy. While you gain great power, there will also be sequelae." Dark Octopus was excited. As he spoke, he was not afraid of Li Jiayu beating him at all. Maybe he had been waiting for this day for too long
"Nonsense!" Li Jiayu glared at the dark octopus angrily and rolled his eyes with disdain.
Can men get pregnant
This is a lie to children. Who would believe it? Men don’t have the organs to get pregnant.
snort. Only a pure asshole like the Dark Octopus who likes to think with his butt would tell such a lame lie.
"Master, if you believe in the octopus... the octopus will not be mistaken. How about you let the octopus feel its pulse. Check its belly..."
With that said, the dark octopus ignored Li Jiayu's feelings and flew to Li Jiayu's lower abdomen. Li Jiayu stretched out his tentacles and stuck them there. Li Jiayu froze, angrily slapped the dark octopus's head with a palm, slapped it away, and said coldly and disdainfully:
"What a bullshit! Stop making excuses here. I won't accept your trick. Instead of having so much time to make me happy, it would be more practical to help me figure out how to break through to the lord level!"
"Master, don't worry about the issue of strength or lack of strength for now, it doesn't matter... Listen to the octopus. Just now the octopus touched your belly and felt a fetal movement with its tentacles... You are really pregnant, and you are still a baby girl. Wow, Master, you are going to be a mother. Otherwise, Octopus has booked your eldest daughter, and Octopus will be the eldest son-in-law from now on..." Dark Octopus winked shamelessly, and Li Jiayu saw that kind of vulgar and obscene expression more than anything else. Perverts are as perverted as they come, and they are even more annoying than that perverted maniac who specializes in stealing underwear.
"roll!"
Li Jiayu snorted angrily and kicked the dark octopus out of the window. Fell far away in the pond...
After a while, the dark octopus flew back with its wet body, but it was still extremely excited and showed no sign of being willing to admit its mistake, and kept pestering Li Jiayu.
"That's enough! Are you annoyed? If you continue to argue like this, believe it or not, I will send you back to the earth in the parallel space right now!"
"But... Master, Octopus is also serious. Are you really pregnant..."
"You're pregnant! How can a man be pregnant? You must have made a mistake. With your stupid IQ, you have made many mistakes. Okay, okay. If you want to have fun, you can go find Hua Xiaolu, Zhou Jiamin, Lan Xiaoyue and others want silk stockings as snacks... "
"No, Master, the octopus will definitely not make a mistake this time. You are the vessel of the goddess of light, so what is left after your pregnancy will most likely be the true body of the goddess of light..." the dark octopus god said mysteriously. As it looked, a hint of solemnity appeared on its face, and it continued:
"Of course, there are countless possibilities for the fetus in your belly... In addition to the goddess of light, it may also be a female version of you, or even some other acquaintance..."
"laugh!"
Li Jiayu smiled disdainfully and turned away, too lazy to listen to the lies of the Dark Octopus.
It is obviously a stupid octopus, but with some heresy and strange magic weapons, it always predicts something in advance, so it can deceive Li Jiayu over and over again, and deceive Li Jiayu into eternal disaster...
Deceit, deceive, deceive!
Although the dark octopus has saved Li Jiayu countless times, it has ulterior motives. It also treats Xiao Jiujiu in its heart and has deceived Li Jiayu eighty times if not a hundred times.
This time, Li Jiayu was smarter and would never believe in the Dark Octopus again even if he died.
"Okay, okay, so what if I'm pregnant? Do you need to meddle in my own business?" Li Jiayu shrugged her eyelids, said perfunctorily, picked up a water glass next to the table, and gently rubbed the water glass with her fingertips. On the edge of his mouth, he said without saltiness: "Let's talk about business... Now, I want to improve my strength quickly. Do you have any good suggestions?"
"Master, we masters and servants should not talk about strength, okay? Fighting is the most annoying thing... Let's continue talking about pregnancy. Oh, master, you have been taking care of Mistress Hongxia these days, and you have sex with Mistress Wanqing every night, even if you Without creampie, they might as well..."
"Clang"
There was a sound of a knife, but the cold Hyōrin Pill appeared in Li Jiayu's hand, and the tip of the knife was pressed against the head of the dark octopus. If it said a random word, Li Jiayu would immediately make its head fall to the ground.
"Ah, ah, Master, Octopus doesn't dare to tease you anymore... Octopus tells the truth... It's very difficult to improve your strength now... Let's talk about light magic first. You were seriously injured in the first battle with the female Luo Veng. In order to suppress the boiling of your blood, your light level was reduced from the middle level three to the low level three. In the past few days, you have been cultivating with Mistress Wanqing. Not only have you recovered your strength, but you have also further improved it to the high level three... But if you want to advance to the peak of the three poles, you can follow the principle that light and darkness have the same origin and implement the fusion of light and darkness... "
After a pause, the dark octopus said in a lewd voice:
"In other words, hurry up and take in Mistress Yinsha and Fang Fang... Both mother and daughter are of the dark and demonic types. As long as you, the master, are yin and yang..."
"... This plan can be scrapped! A man can't just eat soft food, so how can he use women to improve his strength? I'm not the big stallion Yang An... What's more, whoever touches a woman like Liu Yinsha will be in trouble, if I do it again If you mess with her, I'm afraid you will die young... Fang Fang is still young, so you can't touch her casually... Octopus, how many times do you want me to say that I am really not an amorous stallion!" Li Jiayu shook her head in laughter and tears. shook his head.
"If the master does not consider this shortcut... then consider the water magic shortcut. You have the blessings of the goddess of the ocean and the goddess of light. Practicing water magic will get twice the result with half the effort, and you still have colorful pearls in your belly... In this way, the master will combine my mother-in-law and Zi Mother Su and her daughter are practicing together... Octopus can guarantee that the master will be able to upgrade the water magic to the lord level within three months, and to the quasi-legendary level within a year!" Dark Octopus patted his chest. There was a bang bang sound, and he looked like he was swearing.
"Seek death! Have you read too many novels? A mother and a daughter will be killed! Zi Su attaches great importance to family ties, and Uncle Song just died. If she knows about my adultery with her mother, she will It will break my heart..." Li Jiayu flatly refused. In fact, there was another reason he didn't say, that is, three months is too slow. Instead of groping for water magic, which is a very shallow skill, it is better to get back to his old profession.
"Ah... Master, don't you really like the idea of a mother and a daughter, a young woman with both sexes? Why have you suddenly become so upright?" Dark Octopus muttered, seeming to have deep doubts about Li Jiayu's character, and then the conversation started. Turning around, he said: "Master doesn't want to be a soft rice king... Then the only choice is to follow the old route and continue to be a summoner... By the way, master, your top priority now is to increase your mental power. After being around for so long, your summoner level It’s only the third low level, and a lot of summoning quotas have not been used..."
"It's not that I don't want to use it, but it's been a lot of trouble lately..."
"Master, the biggest reason why your level rises so slowly is that you grew up with the permanent summoned beasts and gave them all the tempered spiritual power...such as me, Mistress Platycodon, Mistress Cicada, and the Fallen Angels , especially the fallen angel, that guy absorbs your spiritual power too hard, at least half of it is sucked away. Well, you have also seen that his growth rate is extremely fast, and he has already reached the third level of high-level. In just a short time In just four months, I have been promoted to five levels in a row!"
Li Jiayu said silently, indeed, if he hadn't signed contracts with so many procrastinators, his summoner level would have been promoted to the third intermediate level long ago. How could he still be lingering in this embarrassing situation
Look at Sun Weiwei, she has made rapid progress recently, and with Li Jiayu's support, she has also been promoted to the third low level.
"Then what do I do?"
"It's very simple, Master, let the octopus help you cut off this connection. It just so happened that the octopus also had this ability after seizing the body of the Tentacle King... After you cut off the connection with them, they will still be your summoned beasts, but They no longer share your mental power... From now on, their progress will be much slower, and I'm afraid they won't be able to keep up with you."
"Okay, let's cut it!" Li Jiayu didn't hesitate at all. RQ