Apocalypse Summoner

Chapter 912: Nosebleed again

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"It's a good harvest. Four eggs, plus such thick bird legs, will definitely be enough for us to have a full meal..." Yang An said with a smile.

"You have a good idea, these are not for you to eat!" Li Jiayu snorted.

"I don't eat bird eggs and bird legs...what should I eat? Is it possible that I want to eat you..." Yang An's eyes glanced around Li Jiayu's chest and smiled evilly.

"You are weak and must eat something nutritious. Eating rough foods such as meat and eggs will have a great impact on your recovery. So, I brought you a bird specially. Head...here, this is it."

With that said, Li Jiayu magically took out a bird's head that had been flattened by a stone from behind. This bird's head was quite ferocious. Not only was the head broken and bleeding, but also the brains were leaking out, and a pair of bird's eyes were turned out. , there is no bird feather on the top of the head, it looks quite disgusting...

"Bo"

Li Jiayu threw the bird's head in front of Yang An, raised her round and lovely chin, and commanded Yang An condescendingly:

"Did you see it, this is your breakfast! Listen to me, don't look at these brains that are gray and smelly, but according to my speculation, this kind of brains is definitely a healing medicine. One sip will strengthen your body, and two sips will make your body longer. If you live to be a hundred years old, you will become an immortal after just three sips of it. Yang An, what are you waiting for? Don’t delay any longer and drink your brain!"

"Uh... I think I'd better forget it, I'm afraid I'll be poisoned..."

Yang An swallowed a bitter gulp, looking at the disgusting bird head on the ground with some embarrassment, and then at the radiant Li Jiayu. He joked:

"Jiayu, if you are really worried about my injury, you can give me a massage or give me a warm hug... You know, the power of love is infinite..."

"Stop being disgusting, if you are a **, do you want me to go out and catch a female monkey for you to satisfy your lust?" Li Jiayu rolled her eyes and said disdainfully.

"Jiayu. I..."

Yang An was speechless for a moment. He really didn't expect Li Jiayu to be so vulgar. Last night, Li Jiayu was so gentle and cute when he was drunk. She is full of the charm of a goddess, her every move is charming, and she blushes easily. But why did she seem to be a different person when we got together this morning, and she was extremely indifferent to Yang An.

"What are you, oh, do you think that a female monkey can't satisfy you? Okay, for the sake of our sharing weal and woe, I can help you go out and catch a few more female monkeys... If you are still dissatisfied, then I will I can help you catch a female wild boar or a female velociraptor. Anyway, you have the halo of being a nymphomaniac. As long as you shake your tiger body, these female animals will definitely be free for you to do whatever you want..." Li Jiayu shrugged. He looked extremely arrogant.

"Jiayu. I'm not interested in animals, I'm only interested in you..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense! I finally risked my life to kill that strange bird. The purpose was to steal its brains to replenish your body. You are grateful on the left and loving on the right. Why? Now I'm looking for the holy medicine for healing, but you don't appreciate it and say, Yang An, do you look down on me?"

When she said the last sentence, Li Jiayu went crazy. She took a step forward and lifted Yang An's chin.

"No..." Yang An was a little embarrassed. He had always been an extremely strong person, but he was nervous and nervous in front of Li Jiayu. Demon Barrier, especially now that he was seriously injured, had to rely on Li Jiayu's care.

"No? Then you drank the brains... Yang An's face turned green and red. Finally, he was forced to do nothing by Li Jiayu. He also thought that this was something Li Jiayu gave him. Even if it was poison, he was willing to drink it!

After hesitating for a moment, Yang An picked up the bird head with trembling hands, then opened his mouth, squeezed the broken wound of the bird head with both hands, and heard a "gurgling" sound, and a stream of stinking brain matter spattered into Yang An's mouth. Inside, the smelly, bitter and salty brain made Yang An almost want to vomit, but because of Li Jiayu's face, he still swallowed it...

Seeing Yang An's painful expression, Li Jiayu next to him showed a sly smile.

Hehe, in the previous life, Yang An did not rely on Ivy as his military advisor, so he used many strategies to frame Li Jiayu. Li Jiayu was often hunted down by Yang An and Ivy. He never thought that Li Jiayu would also have the opportunity to play tricks on Yang An in this life. Forcing him to eat something so disgusting.

No…

The mere brain matter is still not enough. If there is a chance in the future, Yang An will have to be forced to eat dinosaur feces, completely ruining Yang An's dignity!

For a moment, Li Jiayu felt the pleasure of succeeding in his evil plan...

It seems that having the body of a goddess is not all bad. At least you can play with Yang An and treat him like a dog, right...

"I've finished eating. It tastes pretty good. Jiayu, I specially left some for you. Your body hasn't recovered yet. Do you want to try it too?"

Yang An wiped the gray brain from the corner of his mouth. His face was almost turning black. The strong feeling of vomiting made his facial features distorted, but he still tried his best to put on a nonchalant expression, except for the scar on his forehead. Sweat was already flowing down.

"No need, just drink it yourself, hee, remember to drink more..."

"Let's drink together, that's how we get into the mood." Yang An said with a smile.

"Whoever has a romantic interest in you is so pretentious!"

Li Jiayu snorted and felt a little relieved when he saw that Yang An was almost tortured. When he thought that he could slowly torture Yang An on a desert island in the future, Li Jiayu felt a little inexplicable anticipation and excitement.

However, her attention soon turned to today's breakfast.

Since she vomited everything in her stomach last night, Li Jiayu was already so hungry that her stomach was growling. If she didn't supplement her nutrition, she might be too weak to walk.

The leg meat of the strange bird is quite rough, strong and pliable, and even more troublesome than elephant meat if it is not roasted. It's simply hard to swallow.

But the problem is, there is no fire in this cave!

The bonfire last night had already been extinguished in the early morning.

"Hey, Yang An, can you drill wood to make fire again?"

"Yes...of course I can..." Yang An responded and wanted to stand up, but he only stood halfway. The wounds on his legs and feet opened again.

"Stop trying to be brave, you are so stupid! Humph, you are such a useless thing. Looks like I still have to do it!"

There are still some hardwood pieces, sharp wooden strips, and some dry moss collected last night. It should be no problem to use them to drill wood for fire. Li Jiayu squatted on the ground, picked up the sharp wooden stick and moved it close to the hardwood, turning his hands.

It's a pity that Li Jiayu's vaginal power is too small, not much better than that of ordinary women. After drilling for more than ten minutes, there is still no white smoke coming out...

"Damn it, why can't it be done..."

Li Jiayu was very dissatisfied. Last night Yang An just turned around casually, and the flames started to roar. Why can't it be done when it's her turn...

Yang An was quietly dripping nosebleeds from behind, and his eyes would lock on the curve of Li Jia's breasts from time to time. Originally, Li Jiayu's dragon skin trousers were a bit loose, but now she squatted on the ground and tightened her trousers. Outlining the extremely graceful curves of the hips, the first thing that catches the eye is the uniquely round butt, which is slightly backwards along the body, and is slightly swaying due to the movement of drilling wood to make fire, which makes Yang An's blood boil with anger.

"Yang An, why do you have a nosebleed again!"

Suddenly. Li Jiayu turned around and saw another large amount of blood on Yang An's chest, and he also had a look of dementia on his face, as if he had a mental illness.

"Ahem..."

Yang An couldn't tell the truth about the aphrodisiac and aphrodisiac effects of monkey wine, so he had to dodge his eyes and said with a smile:

"It seems that the brain fluid you gave me just now was poisonous... It made my brain uncomfortable, and my nosebleeds were flowing..."

"Oh, then keep flowing more."

"good… "

"What a fart! If you keep looking around, believe it or not, I'll dig out your dog's eyes! Do you really think that I, Li Jiayu, am a fool?"

"Jiayu, there are two reasons... You have such a good figure. You are a so-called graceful lady and a gentleman. You are so beautiful. How can I not look at you? Haha, I think you are a good wife... Of course, the main reason is It lies in the brain of the strange bird. It seems that the brain has aphrodisiac and aphrodisiac effects... "

"Shut up! Don't try to fool me!"

Li Jiayu has been unable to live in the wild for a long time, and she has been holding back her anger for a long time. Now that Yang An actually dares to play tricks, she really wants to lift a stone and smash Yang An's head out right away. !

"Jiayu, take your time, don't be in a hurry, drilling wood to make fire requires patience..."

"I told you to shut up!"

In this kind of wilderness, it is not easy to drill wood to make fire. However, it rained heavily last night and the whole forest was wet. There was no other way to make fire...

In desperation, Li Jiayu had no choice but to sit on the ground and rest for more than an hour, barely recovering her mental strength. Then she recited the mantra, making various graceful and mysterious handprints with her fingers like butterflies piercing flowers.

"Clay bomb!"

Li Jiayu concentrated all her mental power and summoned a clay spider the size of a fist. As soon as it appeared, it immediately climbed onto the hardwood block and exploded with a bang.

Smoke and dust billowed, and after the fire disappeared, I saw that the piece of wood had been filled with flames...

"Hey, Jiayu, you are actually a summoner?"

Yang An was surprised and said that he knew that Li Jiayu was the goddess of light, and he even knew that Li Jiayu was a mermaid...

But this was the first time he saw Li Jiayu perform the summoning technique with his own eyes!

"Why, what's so strange? You, Yang An, have four major inheritances, and I have three or two. Is it weird?"

Li Jiayu glanced at Yang An casually, and then put dry moss and sawdust on the fire to make the fire grow stronger.

Later, Li Jiayu went out to find some wet twigs. These twigs were very waterproof. After peeling off the bark, the wood inside was still dry and easy to ignite.

After a lot of effort, the new bonfire was finally heated up. At this time, Li Jiayu could roast the bird legs and eggs, and make a swallowable breakfast for herself and Yang An...

No, it's not breakfast anymore, it's lunch. RQ