"Damn, where's my wine gourd?"
"Damn, where's my sword?"
"Damn, where is my wife? Oh, where are my pants?"
In the early morning, before dawn, I heard the howls of wolves coming and going from the heavenly mountains, each one loud and clear.
Looking from a distance, the people who were cursing were the three of them, Little Ape King, Long Jie and Kui Niu, all of whom were jumping up and down.
These three guys have extremely dark faces. When they woke up, they all lost their things. What's the big deal? Why are they scolding their mothers
"What's the matter? You're yelling at me so early in the morning that you won't let anyone sleep. Do you have any sense of morality?"
"What are you looking at? I'm talking about you three, a little long worm, a little monkey, and a stupid old cow."
"I'm in a bad mood, so I'll be honest."
The three idiots' words stirred up a thousand waves, and there were loud curses on every mountain peak, and each wave was louder than the last.
"Hey!" The three guys quit and got angry on the spot, screaming and looking for someone to fight.
Okay! After saying these words, a large crowd came and surrounded the three of them.
"One-on-one, there's a way to do one-on-one." The three guys cursed.
"If you fight one on one, fight one on one." The people in Heaven are not afraid.
Then, No. 100 people swarmed forward.
What happened next was a bit unbearable to watch.
They agreed to duel each other, but the three princes were beaten up by a group of people on the spot.
A bunch of beasts attacked them neither lightly nor harshly. One group was beaten and another group was beaten, and they were almost beaten to death.
After it was done, the baby was masturbated, finally tied into a ball and hung on a crooked tree at the foot of the mountain.
Looking from a distance, the three goods swaying with the wind have become an extremely beautiful scenery in the fairy mountain of heaven.
On the mountain peak, the Southern Emperor and the Northern Saint were speechless.
At this moment, they remembered what Ye Chen reminded them last night: The folk customs in heaven are so tough that they often lose things.
This time, it seems that his words are indeed true.
This is not tough, this is a bunch of beasts!
This is not throwing something away, this is openly robbing!
"Here, it's yours." On the top of a mountain, Thief Zhi was handing out the treasures one by one and queuing up to get them.
"The Saint of Thieves is the Saint of Thieves." Xie Yun held up a dragon ball and looked at it in the sun, "Yeah, baby."
"Isn't this Ye Chen's Tyrannosaurus Sword?" Situ Nan held a golden broken sword and looked at it over and over.
"My Buddha is merciful, get out of the way." Long Yi and Long Wu came, their foreheads shining wherever they went.
These two guys are the most shameless. One of them is carrying a sack, so there is no need to steal it, just run over and pack it yourself.
"The bull whip is good, the dragon whip is also good, and the little monkey's whip is pretty big too." Xiong Er squatted on the top of the hill with his hands clasped, staring at Kui Niu and the others with his small eyes.
"I'm very happy to see this junior with such a long face." A group of old guys were stroking their beards.
"I want to go home." Kui Niu and the others almost cried in fright.
This is not heaven, this is clearly a den of thieves, a den of 50 million people, all shameless.
Ye Chen watched Jade Girl Peak from beginning to end, but pretended not to have seen it, "I warned you before, but you didn't listen."
"You have our style." Loud laughter rang out, and a group of five people came over, each with a majestic figure.
Those who came this time were the kings of Chu: Demon King Kui Yujiang, Netherworld King Yama, Ghost King, Blood King and Demon King.
Four of the five of them were found by Ye Chen.
As for the Demon King, I don’t know who the reincarnated person bumped into.
The kings of the past dynasties are also incomplete. There is no God King Shen Xuanfeng, Soul Eater King, Falun King and Witch Curse King.
It should be a pity not to be able to see the Nine Kings side by side, whether in the past life or in this life.
"The most amazing emperor of Da Chu should not be so weak." The five people stepped forward, placed their palms on Ye Chen's shoulders, and used a mysterious magical power.
It was an ancient secret technique that sealed the origin of Ye Chen's defeat. Its purpose was to delay aging.
What they said was true. Although Ye Chen was not the strongest among the Great Chu Emperors, he was the most stunning.
I would like to ask the emperors of the Great Chu, which one was crowned an emperor before the age of fifty, and also ask them if they have ever killed a true emperor.
Obviously, no, Ye Chen's record and talent are enough to crush them, and he is worthy of the reputation of being amazing.
"The kings join forces, this scene is really memorable." Ye Chen coughed, his breath weak.
"It's temporary." The five kings all glanced at the other kings, "When the world is calm, we will decide the outcome again."
Ye Chen smiled, did not speak, raised his hand slightly, and released five magic weapons, two swords, a copper furnace, a war spear and a bloody mirror, which Ye Chen carefully selected for the five kings.
These are all great holy soldiers, the trophies he robbed along the way, and most of them come from ancient ruins.
"Where did so many great holy soldiers come from?" The five kings were surprised.
"I picked it up." Ye Chen shrugged lightly.
"It's such good luck that the Great Holy Soldier was able to pick it up." The five kings sighed, and they would not believe Ye Chen's lies. He said that he picked it up, but it was probably a robbery.
"It doesn't matter how you came here." Ye Chen pushed the five great saint soldiers over, "I will take revenge in the future. All five of them are the main force. How can we lack good equipment."
"Since it is a gift from the Holy Lord of Heaven, we will accept it." The five kings were not polite and each took their own weapons.
The five of them came together and walked side by side.
After they left, people continued to set foot on Jade Girl Peak: Wu Sanpao, Taiyi Zhenren, Wuya Taoist, Gu Santong, Niu Shisan, Xiao Feng, Mo Yuan.
Every group of people who came up basically brought elixirs with them.
Ye Chen never refused, useful or not, it was his thoughtfulness that made his old heart feel warm.
Naturally, he will not be stingy. The magical weapons and secrets that he has collected along the way are also given away one by one, and they are all very targeted gifts.
For example, the ancient three links are mostly given with formation diagrams.
For example, people from Alchemy City mostly gave them the artistic conception of alchemy.
For example, Dihuang Killer mostly gives secret assassination techniques.
Even though he was about to become a cripple, he was still thoughtful.
He sat cross-legged again, sitting in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.
As night falls again, a beautiful shadow falls on Jade Girl Peak.
She was swaying in white clothes, like a fairy who did not disturb the world. Her three thousand green hairs were like water waves, and each strand was dyed with divine glow. Under the moon, she looked as beautiful as a dream.
This is Chu Lingyu, a saint from the Northern Chu Tianzong family in her previous life. In this life, she is the disciple of the Sword God of the Heavens.
Ye Chen found her, but he never found her father, Chu Cangzong, well, the ancestor of Tianzong.
In this life, she is even worse than in her previous life. Being a true disciple of the Sword God is not as simple as that.
"I don't know why, seeing you now old always reminds me of the world of mortals." Chu Lingyu came over, holding a spiritual bead in her hand, which blended into Ye Chen's eyebrows.
"In your eyes, I have always been his shadow." Ye Chen shook his head and smiled, but did not resist.
Chu Lingyu smiled slightly and slowly retracted her jade hand.
"There are so many people, and you are the most optimistic." Ye Chen took out a red sword from his storage.
The red sword clanked, the sword energy was compelling, and the Dao surrounded it. It was engraved with ancient runes, which was very extraordinary.
"You should recognize the Quasi-Emperor Sword Fenji." Ye Chen handed the killing sword to Chu Lingyu, "I hope it will shine with the light it deserves in your hands."
Chu Lingyu did not refuse, put her hands into her storage bag, and turned around slowly. Every step she took, her body became a little more illusory, and then there was a misty voice coming back, "If you give this sword, it will be stained with the enemy's blood." Blood."
"I believe it." Ye Chen coughed and coughed up a pool of blood in his palm, losing another point in his lifespan.
Those who came later were in pairs, such as Wei Wenzhuo and Dongfang Yuyan, such as Nangong Ziyue and Zhao Ziyun.
Li Xiao and Bai Susu also came, bringing their children with them. Ye Chen remembered that his name was Xu Shilin.
This family is still very interesting. A snake demon, a human cultivator, and a half-human and half-demon are all terrifying.
Especially Xu Shilin, who was still a baby when I met him. He was only over 200 years old and was already a quasi-sage.
Back then, the sea of stars flooded the Jinshan Temple and they became a couple. Thinking about it now, it was considered a good fate.
The family of three is grateful, but more guilty.
The big fuss on the Buddha Star in the past was also a factor in Ye Chen's suppression of Wuzhishan. From then on, he offended the Buddha until the Buddha's seal arrived a hundred years later.
As the night deepened, Dachu Huangyan came, and there was a scholar-looking person beside her, who was Ning Caichen.
Seeing the two of them, Ye Chen's eyes couldn't help but light up.
Da Chu Huang Yan is the nine tails of the royal family. There is no doubt about her power. She is a ruthless character no matter in her past or present life.
Ning Caichen, on the other hand, was so stunning that he really shocked Ye Chen. His vague aura was not inferior to that of Chu Huangyan. He looked like a mortal with a leisurely temperament.
He is of ordinary blood and has no original divine treasure. He only started to practice Taoism two hundred years ago. He can be on par with the Great Chu Huangyan. You can only imagine how talented he is with your buttocks.
"Xiaosheng has met my uncle." Ning Caichen smiled and bowed his hands. He still knew etiquette very well. Even if he became a monk, he still could not forget the etiquette of a scholar.
"If you don't want to be an uncle, just call me brother." Ye Chen laughed dryly. It sounded awkward to him as an uncle.
"Thank you so much for your support back then, so I have no regrets."
"I didn't pass the top exam, so I slipped through the cracks in my practice!"
"My uncle taught me well." Ning Caichen sneered.
The two of them exchanged glances, and Da Chu Huangyan stood on one side, keeping silent in a tacit understanding, without saying a word.
It wasn't until more than ten seconds later that she stepped forward, still without speaking, and only handed a sachet to Ye Chen.
The sachet is exquisite and has a fox character engraved on it.
Ye Chen was surprised, turned over and over, and looked at it.
"Fox Fairy'er is dead." Dachu Huangyan finally said, "Before I left, I was holding your portrait."
Hearing this, Ye Chen's old body couldn't help but tremble slightly.
At this moment, he knew the reason without any further inquiry. This sachet came from Fox Fairy'er.
This is a relic, carrying an ancient past.
Old memories quietly emerged in his mind, which were scenes of fighting the tree demon with the Fox Fairy and Fan Tong.
The Blessing of the Fox had been planted by her in Youdu two hundred years ago, and she had spent nine reincarnations on it.
If it weren't for the blessing and protection, he would have been killed by Zhiyang long ago.
This may be the cause and effect. He saved her life, and she returned his life. The two owe nothing to each other.
This cause and effect disappeared with her death.
Suddenly, he opened the sachet and found a peace talisman inside. There were also beautiful words on the talisman: Ye Chen.